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801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5003 21:10

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802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 20:31

黄色いかみの彼女

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 22:44

where they would even backt

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 23:12

I see the senpai going "ah so you really dont want to fuck me, zannem dissapointed"
and my character goes "What? She looks disappointed about something...lets go home"
Wtf is this shit...

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 00:56

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 04:16

Eric S. Raymond is a wandering anthropologist and troublemaking philosopher who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and has been wondering whether he should regret it ever since.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 04:30

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808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 05:29

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 06:50

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 09:41

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
3 6 9 12
8 8 8 8

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 09:41

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
3 6 9 12
8 8 8 8

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 09:41

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
3 6 9 12
8 8 8 8

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:41

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 00:04

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 09:41 [Del]

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
3 6 9 12
8 8 8 8
811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 09:41 [Del]

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
3 6 9 12
8 8 8 8
812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 09:41 [Del]

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
3 6 9 12
8 8 8 8
813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5005 16:41 [Del]

When the beat can be divided into three quavers giving the following time signatures:
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 00:31

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 04:12

Girl, when statue is nicer, than a girl as a meat -- only kidding! :)

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 04:54

7z

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 13:40

God loves boobies!

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 15:27

Ron Paul 2008 Presidential Campaign Committee

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 00:34

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 01:32

discourage

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 02:04

Thanks but no thanks, Ms. Jackson, for sharing one of life's most intimate moments. While we appreciate your need to answer nature's call―not to mention your classy taste in panties―nobody wants to witness this undignified pose and that strained expression.

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 02:41

My most recent ex asked to go to the bathroom, went number 2, and then dumped me later that night.

She totally owned me.

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 03:15

The term cut and paste derives from the traditional practice in manuscript editing in which paragraphs were literally cut from a page with scissors and physically pasted onto another page. This was standard practice as late as the 1960s. Editing scissors with blades long enough to cut an 8-1/2"-wide page were available at stationery stores. The advent of photocopiers made the practice easier and more flexible.

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 08:39

"Oh Me!"

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 08:47

:[z.swf]

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 15:43

Just wait until you two are alone.

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:21

boogymanboogymanboogymanboogyman

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 17:12

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 20:48

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 20:49

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 05:08

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 08:49

2006-04-02

1. 		

Mikuru Asahina's Adventure Episode 00
朝比奈ミクルの冒険 Episode 00
Asahina Mikuru no bouken Episode 00
Chronologically, this is the 11th episode.
This is an amateur video made by the main characters later in the series
2006-04-09

2. 		

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya I
涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱I
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu I
Chronologically, this is the 1st episode
2006-04-16

3. 		

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II
涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱 II
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu II
Chronologically, this is the 2nd episode
2006-04-23

4. 		

The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya
涼宮ハルヒの退屈
Suzumiya Haruhi no Taikutsu
Chronologically, this is the 7th episode
2006-04-30

5. 		

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya III
涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱 III
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu III
Chronologically, this is the 3rd episode
2006-05-07

6. 		

Remote Island Syndrome (Part 1)
kotou shoukougun (zenpen)
孤島症候群(前編)
Chronologically, this is the 9th episode
2006-05-14

7. 		

Mysterique Sign
ミステリックサイン
Mysterique sign
Chronologically, this is the 8th episode
2006-05-21

8. 		

Remote Island Syndrome (Part 2)
kotou shoukougun (kouhen)
孤島症候群(後編)
Chronologically, this is the 10th episode
2006-05-28

9. 		

Someday In The Rain
サムデイ イン ザ レイン
Chronologically, this is the 14th episode
2006-06-04

10. 		

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya IV
涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱IV
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu IV
Chronologically, this is the 4th episode
2006-06-11

11. 		

The Day Of Sagittarius
射手座の日
Iteza no hi
Chronologically, this is the 13th episode
2006-06-18

12. 		

Live Alive
ライブアライブ
Chronologically, this is the 12th episode
2006-06-25

13. 		

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya V
涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱X
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu V
Chronologically, this is the 5th episode
2006-07-02

14. 		

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya VI
涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱Y
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu VI
Chronologically, this is the 6th episode

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 09:36

middle

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 09:58

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 14:28

Objective

For prioritization to have any meaning, it’s imperative that you have a clear objective. For the military your overall objective may be to achieve a decisive victory. Your personal objective may be a set of goals, your mission statement or purpose, or even a state of being. The role of prioritization then is to help you achieve this result with as little effort as possible.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 15:36

muBlinder.zip

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:07

мѵро

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 22:05

OBJECTION

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 03:50

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 04:49

Gotta love te

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 07:03

F3Sv

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 16:29

"Breakfast is no longer being served! Prepare to be brunched... in the face!"

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 12:29

1) order seeds from your favorite seed catalogs (even if you don’t garden at all; the very act of ordering seeds is as cathartic and wonderful as a placebo for migraines)

2) sign up for yoga or other fitness classes at the nearest YMCA or local gym; again, it doesn’t matter if you attend, just the act of signing up and spending all that money will be a spiritual―and financial―awakening to prepare you for transition from cabin to spring fever

3) start spring housecleaning with a frenzied, possibly organized, zeal; remember that April 7th heralds another Wellcat Holiday: No Housework Day, and now is the time to get into training to avoid future guilt

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 18:43

At 7:32 a.m. a merry sun-spot slipped through a hole in the curtain and
settled on the nose of Volka Kostylkov, a 6th-grade pupil. Volka sneezed and
woke up.

 Just then, he heard his mother say in the next room:
"Don't rush, Alyosha. Let the child sleep a bit longer, he has an exam

today."

 Volka winced. When, oh when, would his mother stop calling him a child?
"Nonsense!" he could hear his father answer. "The boy's nearly

thirteen. He might as well get up and help us pack. Before you know it, this
child of yours will be using a razor."

 How could he have forgotten about the packing!
Volka threw off the blankets and dressed hurriedly. How could he ever

have forgotten such a day!

 This  was  the  day the  Kostylkov family  was moving  to  a  different

apartment in a new six-storey house. Most of their belongings had been
packed the night before. Mother and Grandma had packed the dishes in a
little tin tub that once, very long ago, they had bathed Volka in. His
father had rolled up his sleeves and, with a mouthful of nails, just like a
shoemaker, had spent the evening hammering down the lids on crates of books.

 Then they had  all argued as to the best  place to put the things so as

to have them handy when the truck arrived in the morning. Then they had
their tea on an uncovered table-as on a march. Then they decided their heads
would be clearer after a good night's sleep and they all went to bed.

 In  a  word,  there  was  just  no explaining how  he  could have  ever

forgotten that this was the morning they, were moving to a new apartment.

 The  movers barged in before  breakfast was quite over. The first thing

they did was to open wide both halves of the door and ask in loud voices,
"Well, can we begin?"

 "Yes, please do,"  both Mother and Grandma answered and began to bustle

about.

 Volka  marched  downstairs, solemnly carrying  the sofa pillows  to the

waiting truck.

 "Are you moving?" a boy from next door asked.
"Yes," Volka answered indifferently, as though he was used to moving

from one apartment to another every week and there was nothing very special
about it.

 The  janitor,  Stepanych,  walked over, slowly  rolled a  cigarette and

began an unhurried conversation as one grown-up talk to another. The boy
felt dizzy with pride and happiness. He gathered his courage and invited
Stepanych to visit them at their new home. The janitor said, "With
pleasure." A serious, important, man-to-man conversation was beginning, when
all at once Volka's mother's voice came through the open window:

 "Volka! Volka!  Where can that awful child be?" Volka raced  up to  the

strangely large and empty apartment in which shreds of old newspapers and
old medicine bottles were lying forlornly about the floor.

 "At last!" his  mother said. "Take your precious aquarium and get right

into the truck. I want you to sit on the sofa and hold the aquarium on your
lap. There's no other place for it. But be sure the water doesn't splash on
the sofa."

 It's really strange, the way parents worry when they're moving to a new

apartment.

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 18:47

File :1180723021.jpg-(39 KB, 492x352, PB.jpg)
39 KB Peanut Butter Cookies~ <3 Anonymous 06/01/07(Fri)14:37:01 No.28554428

Because I'm asking for a recipe, I'll give you one in return!
It was the first thing I ever learned to make but everyone I know loves them!
-1 Cup of sugar
-1 Cup of Peanut Butter
-1 Egg(I use large eggs, I advise you to do the same)
1.Preheat over to 375
2.Stir all ingredients together
3.Roll into balls and stick 'em on a pan, leave a little room between, they expand
4. Stcik in over for 10 mins
5.???????
6.Profit!(or you know, eat. It works too)
If you want that crosshatching on the top just take a fork and lay it on top.
Easiest cookie recipe there is! Great if you are just starting too cook.
Hope you like them, they are crazy bad for you but taste delicious!

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:18

treat each employee as an employee, not a man or a woman and reward, or demote them according to their actions.

any time you base an argument against something where that something is a generalization you end up looking stupid.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 20:21

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851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 00:30

Replace half-true Socialist-fluoride poison & tax-slavery with full-truth, work-speech-press & profitsharing Socialaction! All-One! So, help build 4 billion Hannibal wind-power plants, charging 96 billion battery-banks, powering every car-factory-farm-home-monorail & pump, watering Babylon-roof-gardens & 800 billion Israel-Milorganite fruit trees, guarded by Swiss 6000 year Universal Military Training.

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 02:58

BFG NVIDIA nForce 650i Ultra Socket 775

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 03:50

HAI
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I HAS A BUKKIT
I HAS A OLDNUMBR
I HAS A RLYOLDNUMBR
UP OLDNUMBR!!
UP RLYOLDNUMBR!!
VISIBLE "1"
VISIBLE "1"
IM IN YR HOUSE

I HAS A NEWNUMBR
I HAS A COUNT

IM IN YR LOOP
UP COUNT!!
IZ COUNT BIGGER THAN OLDNUMBR? KTHXBYE
UP NEWNUMBR!!
IM OUTTA YR LOOP

I HAS A NEWCOUNT
IM IN YR LOOP
UP NEWCOUNT!!
IZ NEWCOUNT BIGGER THAN RLYOLDNUMBR? KTHXBYE
UP NEWNUMBR!!
IM OUTTA YR LOOP

VISIBLE NEWNUMBR

IM IN YR FIX
IZ RLYOLDNUMBR BIGGER THAN OLDNUMBR? KTHXBYE
UP RLYOLDNUMBR!!
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
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IM IN YR FIXER
IZ OLDNUMBR BIGGER THAN NEWNUMBR? KTHXBYE
UP OLDNUMBR!!
IM OUTTA YR FIXER
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IZ BUKKIT BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
UP BUKKIT!!

IM OUTTA YR HOUSE
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854 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5027 05:27

855 Name: Gene Ray, Cubic and Wise Above Gods : 1993-09-5027 17:57

What queer mentality you
have --- to worship an old
dead Jew as God/Creator.
NO God creates himself.
No God can even exist in
our Universe of Opposites.
Opposites transcend Entity.
Entity equals cancellation
--- the death of Opposites.

Evil Educated "Singularity"
Stupid - ignores the Cubic
Wisdom of Wisest Human
and The Greatest Thinker.

No human or god can match
Nature's simultaneous 4 day
rotation in 1 Earth rotation.

No human has a right to
believe wrong - for that
would be evil thinking.

Ignorance of 4 days is evil,
Evil educators teach 1 day.
1 day will destroy humans.

OPPOSITES CREATE.
Mother and father gave me birth, not a queer jew god.

Singularity god is EVIL as
Creation reigns as Opposites.
Educators, and You - ought
to be killed for ignoring the
fact that "Earth is Cubed".
(ignored and suppressed by EVIL educators)

NASA's Moon Landing was
far less of an achievement
than Time Cube discovery,
for I have Cubed the Earth,
with 4 simultaneous corner
days in 1 rotation of Earth.
(singularity belief scientist can't comprehend T.O.E.)

God SINGULARITY and the
academic taught singularity
constitute great evils in the
Cubic World of Opposites -
Opposites hemispheres and
Opposite sexes of humanity.
The Universe is composed
of Opposites - existing only
as Opposites - with a zero
value existence - cancelling
to nothing as a singularity.

I think Cubic, therefore I
rise above the singularity
mentality human and the
false gods they worship -
discovering a Universe of
Opposites their education
will never allow them to
know. Evil of believing
is not measuring and the
result of not measuring -
is never knowing Truth,
ineffable by man or god.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 18:10

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857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 22:10

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858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 23:14

>>855
And I just ask people if people would believe in God if the religion's promoters couldn't false-positive versus true-negative, slippery slope, or other flawed arguements.

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 02:25

                     *  Exported from  MasterCook  *

Stewed Dog (wedding style)

Recipe By : Joe Sweeney
Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
Categories : Ethnic Lamb
Philippines

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
3 kg dog meat -- * see note
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note
1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be used in other recpies)
3. Cut meat into 1" cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

* you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
** smooth liver pate will do as well.


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

NOTES : During my wedding reception, my brother- in-law suggested we add to the feast by having dog stew. Wanting to be part of the family, and having been subjected to all sorts of socials tests already, I agreed. The result was... well.. a lot better than I expected. In fact, it was great!

It was only later I found out that dog should *not* be served at weddings, as it may make the bride and groom flight like dogs during the honeymoon. But what the heck. It didn't seem to have that effect... at least not until a few year later. :-)

For the faint of heart, you can always substitute lamb in place of next door's rover, but the meat will not be as sweet or as rich in flavor.

Nutr. Assoc. : 3831 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 09:44

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861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 17:06

In the ‘90s, Demi Moore’s breasts were everywhere.

862 Name: : 1993-09-5029 18:48

PBFCOMICS.COM

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 18:50

eva.trivialbeing.net

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 01:51

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865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 01:58

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 14:29

Bob, Tommy, and Vince were three ordinary boys who were on their way to a Karate camp in the mountains. Vince had recently gotten his license, so he was the driver. He had just bought a brand new car that he had saved up all throughout high-school in order to afford. Vince’s parents didn’t want him to drive but he insisted on it. Unfortunately, Vince wasn’t ready to make this trip.
The mountain roads were soon covered in snow and Vince inevitably lost control of his car, crashing it into a tree. Aside from a few scrapes and bruises, all three boys came away from the accident unharmed. However, the car that Vince had worked so hard for was destroyed and now completely useless. The three were stranded on the mountain with little food and water.
The boys decided to split what little food and water they had equally among themselves. Bob decided to consume it all at once. “Better too much than not enough,” he said. Vincent decided that he would consume as little as possible to make it last well into their stay at the camp. Tommy, on the other hand, decided that he would consume only what he needed, not too much, not too little.
So, having distributed their food, the boys set off for the camp on foot. Eventually they all made it to the camp, but two of them were a little worse for the wear. Bob was very weak as he had eaten all of his food at the beginning of the trip. Vince was starving from having not eaten enough food. His remaining food, which he refused to share, had spoiled. Tommy was neither weak nor starving because he chose to use moderation. Tommy avoided extremes and was the best off for it.

So, what is the moral of this story?

Don’t drive your car into a tree.

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5030 18:43

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868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 05:01

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 07:00

( ´ω`)

870 Name: : 1993-09-5031 12:42

Some intersex people with XY chromosomes develop entirely female bodies and, if the individual develops a uterus, in vitro fertilization is possible.[3]

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5031 14:58

872 Name: : 1993-09-5031 15:40

873 Name: : 1993-09-5031 20:59

( ゚ -゚)

874 Name: : 1993-09-5031 21:00

tv-links.co.uk/link.do/1/2394/3724/30558/46651

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 03:36

"The Way I Are"

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 04:56

beckysamplifier: snacks quit being a douche
Spiffy Hamster: I'm not being a douche.

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 05:37

pressure of bass so monstrous that entire Roman legions would drop arms and flee for the trees if faced by such an imposing beast.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 05:47

Nagasumi, a teenage boy, is saved by the chivalrous mermaid San while drowning in the ocean off the coast of Seto Island. Mermaid society rules are strict ― in order for both Nagasumi and San to stay alive, they have to get married. Little does Nagasumi know that San's mermaid clan is in fact a Yakuza group.

879 Name: : 1993-09-5032 08:47

We need to have House (from House) and Doctor Who (from Doctor Who) on the same episode. I don't care which show they both are in, just so long as it gets done. They say doctors make the worst patients, and there are probably three Doctors Who's still able to be onscreen.
Imagine the House/Who shouting match.

880 Name: : 1993-09-5032 08:52

Back in the mid 1990's there was this show called "Chicago Hope," where Mandy Patinkin played pretty much the most arrogant, badass surgeon ever, except he had the talent, skill, brains and vocabulary to back it up. His shouting matches were legendary. Especially a few seasons in, when they brought in Ron Silver to be his lawyer-nemesis.

In that sense, it was as epic as House-the-character, except Chicago Hope had an epic cast to round it out, whereas everyone on House who isn't House could be replaced tomorrow and you woukdn't notice.

House/Patinkin would be legendary, the Doctor would just be all like, "NO, you have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow DUH," and that would be that.

WTF was I talking about? DW > BSG, only because BSG ends at season 4, whereas DW is at season 29 or something and still going strong.

This post did get away from me a bit, yes.

881 Name: : 1993-09-5032 09:24

Things Not To Let Me Do

1: Commit suicide, if for some reason I want to.
2: Do physical harm to anyone, if you're aware of it.
3: Eat meat, if you can.
4: Eat pears. I hate pears, I don't want to wake up and taste that.
5: Leave the area, or you, behind.
6: Get involved in big sociopolitical events.
7: Hurt animals, especially owls.
8: Develop an addiction.
9: Anything impossible.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 23:24

OK,I'm going to explain about ASAKUSA.
ASAKUSA is a guy who living in TOKYO and he puts "FRISK" in own anus and
that's how he masturbates. Isn't he COOL ????

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 00:11

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 02:23

Cognac250

885 Name: : 1993-09-5033 17:58

if a child grows up and the only boob he sees is in a porno that he stole from dad's room then the breast will only be sexual. in this context, it's educational and would help a young child grow up and not objectify women and their body parts.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 19:24

887 Name: : 1993-09-5033 20:23

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 21:15

have

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 21:44

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 21:49

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5033 22:06

>>890
I'm so gonna post that on 4chan /v/ and claim it contains leaked SC2 source code.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5035 23:40

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 06:11

Smith & Wesson

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 14:32

“Don’t worry, web hosting’s okay! We’re just like a casino!”

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 16:14

  • I am an Angry Man with Angry Hands

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 20:31

Here's a YouTube clip of a Penn and Teller stunt in which people were convinced to sign a petition to ban "dihydrogen monoxide," also known as water.
When I was a Wired editor back in the 1990's, another Wired editor and I sent around email to the company with an anti "dihydrogen monoxide" screed ("I even saw our chef wiping down the counter with this stuff -- it kills hundreds of people a year!")

Link

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 20:50

#update a:link, #update a:visited

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 01:56

Σ

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 11:32

DJ DOLL'S RENAISSANCE

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5037 11:47

>>892

>I'm not fat mind you.

Don't worry, Anonymous believes that you don't have more blubber around your waist than an elderly sperm whale.

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