( ´ω`) Grandpa (1019)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 18:22 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

301 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 11:14 [no]

( ´ω` ) You are confusing me, stupid child. You are no grandson of mine. Now, change my diaper and then leave!

302 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 19:11 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm sorry! Your fresh diaper is ready. I stole it from Baby.

303 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 20:01 [no]

( ´ω` ) hmmm it doesn't seem to fit

304 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 20:22 [no]

>>303
(・∀・) 303get! Aciiieed 4 lyfe, niggaz!

305 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 21:37 [no]

( ´ω` ) Everybody loves a 303.

306 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 22:36 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know?

307 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 22:37 [no]

( ´ω` ) Yes.

308 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4382 06:25 [no]

(・∀・) qあwせdrftgyふじこlp

309 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4382 07:16 [no]

( ´ω` ) Kids these days and their weird moon language. I honestly don´t understand a word you´re saying.

310 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4382 16:11 [no]

>>308 ( ゚Д゚) /アNO U

311 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4382 17:13 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember the Kennedy assassination?

312 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4382 18:19 [no]

( ´ω` ) Like Zapruder on cocaine!

313 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4383 04:56 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I accidentally overwrote your save in --

314 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4383 05:56 [no]

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315 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 01:25 [no]

>>313
( ´ω` ) I'm going to have to kill you now, you know that?

316 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 11:08 [no]

(・∀・) I really wish people stop getting obnoxious personal ring tones for their cellphones. Don't you, Grandpa?

317 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 11:18 [no]

( ´ω` ) The best ringtones are the tunes from the good old veteran anime shows.
Why don't you upload some to http://humblefool.net/music/wakaba.html for me, junior?

318 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 13:19 [no]

(・∀・) You mean that piece of shit like Tobe! Gundam ? ... t.m. revolution pls kthx

319 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 15:08 [no]

( ´ω` ) Kids today.

320 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 22:36 [no]

/■\
( ・∀・ ) Onigiri Whashoooi~!

321 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 22:45 [no]

/■\
( ´ω` ) Whashoooooooooi~! cough

322 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 06:55 [no]

/■\
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, you should have a medical check-up before you try Onigiri Whashoooi~!

323 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 14:54 [no]

/■\
( ´ω` ) I´m too old for this shit.

324 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 17:17 [no]

( ・∀・ ) Gramps, don't you look like this sometimes: http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=16812

325 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 18:49 [no]

ω(−ω−1) A few times in my life. I was going through some.... troubled times...

326 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 21:56 [no]

( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, do the "kita" for me!

327 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 23:08 [no]

( ´ω` ) Maybe. You got to mow Grandpa's lawn first and then run to the store and pick up my pills. And, if you're a good boy, I'll do "kita" for you.

328 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 23:10 [no]

(;; ・∀・ ) It's a trap!

329 This post sucks.

330 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4386 03:53 [no]

( ・∀・ ) I am the universal quantifier, gramps!!.... and you are omega!

331 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4386 06:57 [no]

キタ━━━━( ´ω` )━━━━っ! cough

332 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4386 11:47 [no]

( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, what was wetting yourself in Nekomimi ep 11 like?

333 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4386 11:59 [no]

( ´ω` ;;)

334 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4386 17:55 [no]

( ´ω` ) Mention that again and I´ll wet YOU.

335 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4386 17:56 [no]

。・゚・( ´ω` )・゚・。

336 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4387 00:58 [no]

( ・∀・ ) It only happened because you were being such a player!

337 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4387 18:19 [no]

(* ´ω` *) Don't hate the player, hate the game!

338 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4387 23:59 [no]

( ・∀・ ) Why hate the game? Aren't you any good at the game?

339 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4388 00:07 [no]

( ´ω` ) Everything is allright now, I finally passed the 20 million mark in Warning Forever and am now smoking "leaves of grass".

340 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4388 00:59 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you and Rika Nishimura were a hot pick around '95.

341 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4388 08:18 [no]

( ´ω` ) There's been so many gals I've been a hot pick with, I don't really remember. I keep a collection of pictures of them in my stash, though, for whenever I need to "relive" those moments of past glory.

342 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4388 12:22 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, aren't you a little too old to be "re=living" like that?

343 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4388 19:48 [no]

( ´ω` ) Never.

344 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4388 21:15 [no]

(・∀・) Do you keep a picture of me in your stash?

345 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 02:34 [no]

( ´ω` ) yes, and so do a bunch of my friends, though theirs might be a little... dirty now, after a lot of... use.

346 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 03:25 [no]

(・∀・) ?

347 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 03:26 [no]

( ´ω`) !

348 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 09:44 [no]

(・∀・) ‽

349 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 10:15 [no]

( ´ω`) Cut it out already. >8

350 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 10:46 [no]

(・∀・) i love you grandpa

351 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 10:48 [no]

( ´ω`) You're not getting my bud, junior JR.

352 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 15:47 [no]

(・∀・) What was the internet like when you were young?

353 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 16:12 [no]

( ´ω`) It was made out of lead and was powered by steam! Back then, 56k looked like a godsend!

354 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 16:16 [no]

( ´ω`) Also, stop asking the same questions over and over again. You come off as even more senile than me!

355 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 18:34 [no]

(・∀・) Dokyun have short attention spans.

356 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 18:38 [no]

( ´ω`) That's the DQN Spiri... something shiny, ooOOoooh!

357 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4389 20:03 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, that Hikky person is kinda making me sad, what should I do?

358 Name: !aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4389 20:05 [no]

( ´ω`) Leave him alone already!

359 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 01:35 [no]

(-__-) I wanna be a Hikky too, Gramps.

360 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 01:51 [no]

( ´ω`) But weren't you already a Hikky?

361 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 04:14 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I can't tolerate niggers. One even stole my TV! Is it normal to feel this way?

362 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 04:24 [no]

( ´ω`) Depends. Are you George Bush?

363 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 05:26 [no]

(・∀・) Well, no, but I want to piss Jesse Jackson off

364 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 06:24 [no]

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa, do you like Pokey the Penguin?

365 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 09:39 [no]

( ´ω`) POS!

366 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 13:11 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! I´m losing my attention span! I fear I´m going senile. What should I do?

367 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 14:16 [no]

( ´ω`) I'm Grandpa? Wait, where am I again?

368 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 15:30 [no]

(・∀・) Don't worry Grandpa. You are still at DQN.

369 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4390 15:36 [no]

( ´ω`) Huzzah, sirrah!

370 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4391 17:13 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every black person has the same hair style?

371 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4391 17:28 [no]

( ´ω`) I suspect it has something to do with the surprising mainstream success of the uproariously funny "Barbershop" starring Ice Cube. Peter Travers of Rolling Stone magazine called it a "laugh-a-minute film." Entertainment Weekly said, "A humorously and touching movie." Now out on DVD!

372 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4391 22:24 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have commercial sponsors now, like PBS?

373 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4391 23:09 [no]

( ´ω`) PBS, MSNBC, WFMU, BSE, PMS, you name it.

374 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4391 23:28 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, if birds do it, bees do it, and even educated fleas do it; what the heck are they doing? And how does a flea become educated anyway?

375 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 02:05 [no]

( ´ω`) By doing it. Don't think, feel, and you'll be doing it.

376 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 09:09 [no]

(・∀・) GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!

377 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 11:47 [no]

( ´ω`) Oh. really. too bad.

...

( ´ω`) I'm just sad I lost all my hentai collection in the flood.

...

( ´・ω・`) shoboon

378 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 11:54 [no]

(・∀・) WakabaMark does not become you, grandpa! And what is "hentai"?

379 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 12:52 [no]

( ´ω`) "Hentai" is to the otaku as "water" is to the normal human.

380 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 13:36 [no]

(・∀・) So otaku washes his face with hentai? It looks fun!

381 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 14:26 [no]

( ´ω`) Sigh. Junior, trust me; that isn't water and the young girl in the video is not washing her face. Just ask the dozens of men who have her cornered and kneeling.

382 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 19:51 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! I heard bukkake is good for the skin. What is bukkake?

383 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 21:43 [no]

( ´ω`) Cold udon served with various toppings liberally sprinkled on top. It may include:
tororo − puree of yamaimo (a Japanese yam with a slimy texture)
oroshi − grated daikon radish
natto − sticky fermented soybeans
okra − fresh sliced okra

( ´ω`) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udon

384 Name: 1993-09-4393 03:48 [no]

( ´ω`) "Bukkake" is when a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy think mommy needs new face moisturizer.

385 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 05:11 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I heard you're auditioning to be on the 4-ch T-shirt!

386 Name: 1993-09-4393 08:11 [no]

( ´ω`) Nonsense!

387 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 13:36 [no]

(・∀・) Avast, ye old salt of the sea! I'm Captain Junior of the Queen Anne's Revenge, and I attack and board merchant vessels off the coast of the North Carolina colony and take me fill of the plunder and share the booty with me crew! Arr!

(・∀・) Does ye know any old sea chanty we can sing while we go a-piratin', Grandpa?

388 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 16:16 [no]

エンジョイ&ジェントルメン!(・`ω´・)ノ

389 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 18:53 [no]

(・∀・) what

390 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 19:05 [no]

( ´ω`) I think I had a seizure. Get me to the hospital!

391 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 19:16 [no]

(・∀・)ノ⌒θ I'm too lazy, just take a pill!

392 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 20:04 [no]

( xωx)

393 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 20:55 [no]

394 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 21:00 [no]

  
( ´ω`)  三三 ●
"⊂ノ 
UNKO IN YOUR FACE

395 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 21:23 [no]

三三 ● (・∀・) Grandpa, I wanted to ask....

(●A・) AUGH! It's in my eye! Grandpa! Why!?

396 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 21:51 [no]

( ´ω`) It's the DQN spirit!

397 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 22:22 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! What does ´original content´ mean?

398 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 22:29 [no]

Because DQN rarely tends to be self-concious, his affliction with shit-chan
has developed into bizarre co-depential relations. Here we see two DQNs
acting out a ritual that is rather common inside of /dqn/ but might be regarded as
"retarded" for the casual visitor:

                               _人
      ∩    ∧_∧              ノ⌒ 丿
       \ヽ_(    )           _/   ::(
         \_   ノ          /     :::::::\
 ∩_   _/    /           (     :::::::;;;;;;;)
 L_ `ー / /   /            \―― ̄ ̄::::::::::\
     ヽ  | |__/ |           ノ ̄     ::::::::::::::::::::::)
  | ̄ ̄ ̄\     ノ Take this,   (     ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
  | | ̄「〜| ̄ (・A・) grandpa!    / ̄――――― ̄ ̄::::::::\
  | |  | |  ∨ ̄∨        (        :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)
  レ'  レ'                \__::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
10 Name: lolocaust◆rsvcwx6Axc 2004-08-13 10:48 @ RrzkGCbE

                               _
                             / ̄ノ.___
                            / /.  / ___ノ
                     __/ /_/ /
                       Y人, ' ',人⌒ヽ、, '
                      Y⌒ヽ)⌒ヽ、 人,ヽ)人'、, '
        へ∩__ 、        ノ ̄     ::::::::::::::::::::::)
     / ̄ ̄ ̄  、____\       (     ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
    / _/ ̄「〜|\ __ \     / ̄――――― ̄ ̄::::::::\
   | |  | | ノ(・A・)hurgh! (        :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)
   レ'   レ と ノ∨ ̄∨      \__::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ

399 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 23:29 [no]

                人
               (__)
              (__)
              ( ´ω` ) I smell!

400 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 00:02 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Why do some people have a scat fetish?

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