( LƒΦ`) Grandpa (1019)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 18:22 [no]

( LƒΦ`) hello kids!

401 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 02:19 [no]

i LƒΦ` j Shit if I know.

402 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 04:45 [no]

@ _ @Ώ
(@EΝE)œc@Grandpa! Grandpa!
@Όœc

403 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 20:23 [no]

@ _ @Ώ
( LƒΦ` )œc@Kiddo! Kiddo!
@Όœc

404 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4395 06:56 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, Cyber Okama is harassing me! What should I do?

405 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4395 07:51 [no]

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@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½
@@@@@@@@|@@@ / @@@@@@BU-N
@@@@ @@@ i@Rƒm
@@@@@@@@ ƒm>ƒm@
@@@@ ŽO@@ƒŒƒŒ

406 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4395 18:27 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary, where is your baby?" thirteen times into a mirror at midnight, you will see her appear and she'll try to murder you. Have you ever tried this? It sounds so creepy and scary!

407 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4395 23:19 [no]

iLƒΦ`j Here, watch this tape.

408 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4396 00:03 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I heard you used to be a real ladies' man when you were younger. What's your secret?

409 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4396 02:52 [no]

iLƒΦ`jBeat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.

410 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4396 14:23 [no]

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ)Beat up little punks like you, treat my women like shit, drink beer and get drunk of course! Chicks dig that stuff.
FIXED

411 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4396 15:22 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you like to fish? Do you have a story about "the one that got away?"

412 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4396 18:59 [no]

iLƒΦ`jI once took your Uncle Fredo "fishing." He liked it so much, he decided to take a permanent fishing vacation and no one has heard from him since.

iLƒΦ`j"I knew it was you, Fredo!"

413 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4397 06:26 [no]

(EΝE) You broke my heart grandpa!!!!

414 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4397 09:40 [no]

iLƒΦ`j Nevermind all that emo stuff, junior! Do something useful & cast your vote for the 4-ch t-shirt design: http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1125203564/39

415 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4397 12:01 [no]

(EΝE) Thanks, Grandpa!!!! I feel ever so enlightened.

416 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4397 13:22 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, in the future I plan on leaving The Vault and having an exciting adventure in a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by radiation and barbarism.

(EΝE) The will call me... THE VALUT DWELLER!

417 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4397 17:45 [no]

iLƒΦ`j Make sure you bring back some souvenirs. One of those biker helmets with spikes would be nice! They remind me of my hooligan days.

418 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4397 19:52 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Junior, what's this I hear about you using coarse language at school? I'm quite upset at this news!

419 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4397 22:29 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, get with it! Nothing's wrong with saying "fuck you" to a teacher every once in a while. It's refreshing!

420 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4398 00:00 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Do not say "fuck you" unless you intend to carry out your threat.

421 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4398 00:07 [no]

(EΝE) A jailbait or a man, it doesn't matter to this unequaled demon!

422 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4398 02:00 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you believe in U.F.O.'s?

423 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4398 02:14 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I just know that a master is out there.

424 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4398 03:33 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's the easiest way to be cool on the Internet? DQN-kun told me it's caps lock, but I think he's full of shit.

425 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4398 03:46 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Bah, who needs to be "cool"? You little whelp.

426 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4398 09:28 [no]

(EΝE) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina Ringo

427 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4399 19:53 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Ageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeru?

428 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4399 21:45 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think I am sexy?

429 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 00:28 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Junior, like I explained to the district attorney; those photos were for an art project.

430 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 00:55 [no]

(EΝE) ‚Κ‚ι‚Ϋ

431 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 00:55 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I feel abused!

432 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 00:56 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Are there two of you now? GA!

433 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 01:23 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I've been having these... weird feelings, lately.

434 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 02:05 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Like what?

435 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 08:13 [no]

(EΝE) It's kind of explicably. Y'see, I was talking to Mable the other day and ... tanasinn

436 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 08:14 [no]

(EΝE:ζˆζˆ:E:E

437 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 09:19 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Junior, have you been taking my medication again? You know that isn't healthy for you.

438 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 09:29 [no]

(EΝE) But pills are fun and tasty! Plus, I feel ever so DQN!

439 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 15:36 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Junior, but those pills were for my erectile disfunction

440 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 15:37 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, will you have sex with me, this time in a new position, I think it is called DQN

441 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 17:38 [no]

( LƒΦ`) That's it, no more internet for you.

442 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 17:53 [no]

(E„DE) Yeah, that joke got pretty tired. I'm sorry.

443 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 20:37 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Not as tired as me, I'm surr... snore

444 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 20:38 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, was that a double entendre?

445 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 21:26 [no]

( LƒΦ`) It's the young that have tender meat, butthead.

446 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4400 23:17 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, wrinkly, Grandpa, stinky! `τ

447 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 00:01 [no]

( LƒΦ`)
@@Όœc™))„DL)@>>446

448 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 03:09 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I think I'm having my period.

449 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 03:20 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is love?

450 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 04:24 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. `τ

451 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 04:28 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Love is a custom imported from overseas!

452 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 06:19 [no]

( 'ƒΦ') Love is over!

453 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 06:37 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, today in history class we learned about Joseph McCarthy and the Red Scare.

(EΝE) Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

454 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 07:52 [no]

( LƒΦ`)
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( LƒΦ`) McCarthy was a fag. He tried to rape me.

455 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 09:26 [no]

(EAE) Sigh, gramps... You guys were so lucky. I don't have any communist fags to rape me now...

456 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 12:19 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Soviet Russia rapes you!

457 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 12:22 [no]

(EAE) Look Grandpa, I can stand on my head!

458 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 18:10 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Your face will stick like that if you do it too long.

459 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 20:45 [no]

(EΝE) Can you stand on your head, Grandpa?

460 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 22:46 [no]

(?ƒΦ?) No, but I can stand on yours. C'mere and hold still, you.

461 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 23:25 [no]

(x„tx) Damn Grandpa, you weigh too much! You need to eat healthier!

462 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4401 23:36 [no]

( LƒΦ`) That's dense muscle, not fat! I was a beachside weight-lifter in my day. Let's see what your metabolism is when you're my age.

463 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 00:55 [no]

(EΝE) Whatever, you chubby old fart! You couldn't even lift the toilet seat up that one time.

464 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 01:25 [no]

( LƒΦ`) You little brat! I told you not to mention that!

465 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 02:21 [no]

(EΝE) ƒkƒkƒlƒlƒkƒkƒlƒmƒkƒkƒlƒlƒkƒkƒlƒmƒkƒkƒlƒlƒkƒkƒlƒmƒkƒkƒlƒlƒkƒkƒlƒm

466 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 02:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Junior, the only moon-language I ever learned was "how much for an hour?"

467 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 02:45 [no]

(EΝE) I would die for you, grampa!

468 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 03:07 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I would nullpo for you!

469 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 03:15 [no]

(EΝE) Gah!

470 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 03:33 [no]

( LƒΦ`) BLARG!

471 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 03:39 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you forget to take your meds again?

472 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 03:53 [no]

so... CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

why are you talking to yourself?

473 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 04:01 [no]

( LƒΦ`) >>472 is DQN. Let that be a lesson to you, Junior!

474 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 06:39 [no]

™™™ T-SHIRT POST ™™™

( LƒΦ`) http://4-ch.net/

(EΝE) That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!

( LƒΦ`)
http://4-ch.net/

(EΝE)
That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!

@@( LƒΦ`)
http://4-ch.net/

@@@@@@@(EΝE)
That's a severe Internet, Grandpa!

475 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 12:04 [no]

(EΝE) It's " International Talk Like a Pirate Day", Grandpa! Avast ye scurvy wrinkles etc! YARRR!

476 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 13:20 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Great, sonny. How about you swing around the yardarm and get me a goddamned beer?

477 This post sucks.

478 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 14:07 [no]

(EΝE) Cap'n Grandpa, even landlubbers know that REAL pirates only drink rum!

479 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 15:08 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Rum will put you on your bum.

( LƒΦ`) Um. Rather, "Arrr. Tis mighty stout spirit in this ye olde cask of sweetest Jamacian rum!"

480 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 17:19 [no]

(EΝE) Goo'jobu, cap'n! Arrr, I'll fetch ye a casket of rum on the dally!

481 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 17:30 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Smartly there, young Mister Junior.

482 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 19:12 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I believe I've run aground. Time to scrub my poop deck, sonny!

483 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 19:41 [no]

(EΝE) People, yfall ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?
Are yfall poopinf on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?
You know what itfs about to be on the poopship, but
People down here in missouri cruisinf on the big poop log
Cruisinf on the poop ship, sector 6, warp 9 (haha)
Cruisinf on the big poop ship, folks!
Get with it, fucker!

484 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 20:25 [no]

( LƒΦ`) In my day, we listened to better music than that.

485 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 22:52 [no]

(EΝE) They had music in your day, Grandpa?

486 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 23:06 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Swiiiiing looow, sweeet chaaariot~

487 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4402 23:30 [no]

(EΝE) It's that old-timey gospel sound!

488 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 02:46 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, when in the Couse of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.

489 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 03:15 [no]

( LƒΦ`) That was then, kiddo. This is now.

490 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 03:17 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, if there is internet, then how come there is no outternet?

491 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 03:26 [no]

( LƒΦ`) You might as well ask where love goes, or what sound yellow makes.

492 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 03:43 [no]

(EΝE) But the outternet!

493 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 03:49 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I hear there are rumors on the Internets.

494 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 03:55 [no]

(EΝE) There's even this cool thing called "porn"!

495 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 04:51 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Only people with horns were born to watch porn.

496 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 05:08 [no]

(EΝE) Don't we all have horns, then? I know you're hiding yours, Grandpa!

497 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 11:30 [no]

( LƒΦ`) At my age, porn isn't all that exciting. I'd prefer a good bowel movement!

498 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 11:48 [no]

MASTURBATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

499 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 12:31 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Uh oh. 472 showed up again.

500 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4403 12:32 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! I did 500 GET! Do I win the internet?

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