( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ´ω`) lol interweb
(・∀・) Grandpa, you fail got.
( ´ω`)ノ Pull my finger, Junior!
(・∀・) Grandpa, you like scat! ew.
( ´ω`) Take care, Junior. Given enough exposure to the internet, you'll come to like anything!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to be just like Densha Otoko!
( ´ω`) A true DQN strives to be Itoko Otoko.
( ´ω`) That's an admirable goal Junior! Back in my day, we created haiku poems about our idols:
Posting on 2ch,
even a nerd can find love,
Densha Otoko!
(・∀・) Is 2ch really 2 syllables? In any case, I wrote a haiku for you Grandpa-
Surprisingly wise,
packed with D.Q.N. spirit:
stinky old Grandpa!
(`Д´) Geez Grandpa, I was trying to be nice!
(・∀・)
⊂彡☆))ω´)
( ´ω`) you just need to keep your mouth shut sometimes, sonny.
(・∀・)
( ´ω`)
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( ´ω`) Cheer up, emo Junior!
(・∀・) Gradpa! You say daddy me snow me gonna bleeeam. Ali key bu-n bu-n nea.
( ´ω`) OMG WTFBBQ LOLZ fgsfds or whatever you kids reply to garbage like that these days
(・∀・) Gradpa! what do you know about postmodern alienation?
( ´ω`) I know it's not as imporant as blowing your nose every once in a while when you cannot even pronounce "Grandpa" correctly.
( ´ω`) Sonny, I'm sorry if I didn't tell you this before, but... Gradpa is dead. He couldn't stand more than a year of being a PhD.
(/｡＼)ｲﾔﾝ!
( ´ω`) lol what
(・∀・) Grandpa! Have you heard about Bridget?
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age ∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣
▲C<丶｀∀´> ＜ comon comon！
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sage ｜Ｏ |＿|＿＿＿|
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(・∀・) Gradpa! I copy paste to say: Gradpa! What do you do?
( ´ω`) You. Come over here...
( ´ω`)ハアハア
( ´ω`) "vocabulary is teh rohd 2 win intarweb." So build it, sonny.
(・∀・) Gradpa! You tried to reply to your own post but failed!
( ´ω`) Somebody busted my interweb. You damn kids been screwing with it?
(・∀・) N, no way Grandpa! There... there was this one-armed man, you see....
(・∀・) Grandpa! There's a young woman who's posing and prancing around seductively over her webcam, and something weird is going on in my pants! What should I do?
( ´ω`) Don't change the subject!
⊂彡☆))Д´) >>633
( ´ω`) But go prvt with her anyway. Always go pvt!
( ´ω`) Pvt. Johnson and Lt. Conrad in 3rd division! Follow me! We've got soviets at 3 o'clock!
(・A・) You've having flashbacks again, Grandpa! Snap out of it!
(・∀・) Grandpa, if you could have one super power what would it be?
( ´ω`) To bring back Grandma at age 25. sigh
(・∀・) Grandpa! I beat tetris!
( ´ω`) The only way to win is not to play.
(・∀・) Grandpa! I beat Super Mario Bros.!
( ´ω`) Congratulations, Junior. Of course, back in the day we would have saved the princess in real life instead of wasting our time behind a flickering screen for hours.
(・∀・) Grandpa! You need more overlords.
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( ´ω`) This Garden needs less WakabaMark :(
(・∀・) Grandpa! What should we do with the people who can't type your name right? Gradpa isn't cool
(・∀・) Gradpa! Disregard my last post. Because You Are Coolest!
( ´ω`) Why thank you child. Let me guess, disregard that anonymous sucks cocks?
(・∀・) Actually, it's "disregard that, I suck cocks". Note the added comma.
( ´ω`)Just because you are a dateless insecure geek, don't rag on inexperienced internet users
(・A・) …
(・∀・) NO U LOL
( ´ω`) Did you even understand what I said son?
(・A・) …
(・∀・) NO U LOL
( ´ω`) Son, you are losing coherence. I'm worried about you who will carry my name to future generations. Maybe you should attend the custody of a counsellor from tim 2 tim. OR I HAXOR TEH NET AND STEAL IDENTITY COZ I'M TEH NET HAXOR L33T &C0o1
(・A・) You've having flashbacks again, Grandpa! Snap out of it!
( ´ω`)You instead of bushing other people who are actually doing it,you better go out and start doing something with your life
(・∀・) Grammar, Grandpa, Grammar!
( ´ω`) Sonny, I'd like to ask some questions to you for a change. About what young people do these days.
(・∀・) Go right ahead, Gramps
( ´ω`) Sonny, how do I do posting? I hear you utter that phrase all the time.
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(・∀・) Just sign your above. Do not attempt to literally sign your name, just stare at the blank line and think "Dallas".
( ´ω`) Sonny, how can I understand your sentences? We seem to have such a generation gap between us.
(・∀・) MUP DA DOO DIDDA. PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD COF NIN DUB HOH MUHFUGGA!
( ´ω`) Sonny, can you teach me some "catch-phrases" so I can relate to you?
(・∀・) Repeat: "lol internet"
(・∀・) Gradpa, I don't know what happened with your post,
I hope that it don't happen again.
( ´ω`) Nevermind all that, Junior! Look, we're on T-shirts now! http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1127828102
(・∀・) Honors and recognition, yeah! We're famous!
(・∀・) Grandpa, did they have child labour back when you were young?
( ´ω`) It wasn't "child labor." It was good, hard exercise for good money -- all 3 cents of it! And it toughened your immune system, put some muscle on your bones and black soot in your lungs. Didn't matter if you lost a limb or two, you could still... ZzZzZzZ
( ´ω`) Junior, what's with the "u" in labor? Why are you speaking the Queen's English?
(・∀・) Gradpa, will FBI catch me for my porn?
(・∀・) I'm a European no-good commie like all the other Brits, that's what's up with the 'u'! Europe = fascism!
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( ´ω`) Was that a stroke?!
(・A・) R.I.P. Grandpa |／ ( ´ω`) ＼|
>>683
NOOOOOOOO!
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(・∀・) Don't worry about strokes! Neal Stephenson has taught us that you can dodge them by being cyber!
omg that was hilarious and sad too :( I don't know what to feel anymore!
no more grandpa :'(
(・∀・) I know, I'll use some spooky voodoo magic to bring Grandpa back from the dead!
(`∀´) Get yer ass back up, smelly Grandpa! You aren't allowed to die until we 1000GET!
(;´ω`) W-w-w-wait a second, Junior!
( ´ω`) I'm not dead just yet! Snap out of that daydream!
⊂彡☆))Д´) >>686,687
( ´ω`)! I'd say I've got at least a good 300 posts or so!
<丶｀∀´> hey, grandpa...
(・A・) Damn, I wanted to inherit your house.
<丶｀ω´> What is it, Junior?
<丶｀∀´> Margaret Cho is the greatest comedian ever, Grandpa!
(・Д・) Grandpa! What are these strange creatures in our thread?!
( ´ω`) Oh, those are just 'Koreans'. If you just leave out a bowl of apology juice, they'll be gone in the morning.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Want to try some of my 700GET?