(・∀・) Grandpa, wtf is >>849?

(・∀・) how to avoid pain and/or damage during anal

( ´ω`) Who let all these vippers in here?

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(・∀・) Grandpa, who dat?

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( ´ω`) WakabaMark is DQN

( ´ω`) You are mistaken, your mother was the Jedi, remember?

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(・∀・) Grandpa, my thoughts will not betray her to you or the dark side! That mind trick won't work on a Jedi like me -a Jedi like my father before me.

( ´ω`) Your sister became the queen of DQN before the great genocide of the female race! That's why now there are no girls on the Internet.

( ´ω`) Wait, nobody told you about your sister?

(・∀・) gramps, would you have liked a granddaughter

( ´ω`) sup, Junior?

(・∀・) Pffff...

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(・∀・)

( ´ω`) I'd hit it from orbit, sonny!

(・∀・) Hit the road, Jack.

( ´ω`) I love you Jack.

(・∀・) You're heeeeere, there's nothing I feeeeear,
And I knowwwww that my heart will go on
We'll stay forrrrever this wayyyyy
You are safeeee in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

( ´ω`) Does something strike your mind, son?

(( (((・д・;))) ))

(・∀・) . . .

(・д・)

( ´ω`) Absolutely not. I have only a shota comprexeru.

ニダ ━━━━━━<｀∀´>━━━━━━ !!

(・∀・) Hey grandpa... at school a classmate said you have a rorita komprexeru... is this true?

( ´ω`) Oh yeah, I know all the old vets. We used to hang out together on The WELL.

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, I heard you are personal friends with a bear named Kuma... is this true?

( ´ω`) It sounds logical to me.

(・∀・) That's dumb. Computers don't have wheels!

( ´ω`) I think it means "rolling computer"...

(・∀・) Grandpa... what's rorikon?

(・∀・) Me too! Me too!

( ´ω`) I'm in the bathroom sonny, can't think about such things now.

Ehhehheh, excellent magazine... d[(・Y・)]b´ω` )

( ´ω`) http://www.lemonparty.org/

(・∀・) poopoodeedoo

( ´ω`) HHNNNNNNNMMMHMNNNN....

fart

(・∀・ ) ( ・∀・)

( ・∀・)Grandpa, what do you think about anonymous, meaningless sex?

(・∀・ ) ( ・∀・)

( ´ω`) I have to go to the loo. You keep guard.

(・∀・) Grandpa! So we speak in low voice now?

(・∀・) Grandpa, do I have hidden hair?

( ´ω`) I do, it's hidden.

(・∀・) Grandpa! How come you don't have any hair?

( ´ω`) Also, it's common sense to pay no attention to thread ruiners.

( ´ω`) It's ok sonny, there is always life after 1000.

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(・ヘ・) Grandpa, make !bhb.NJHtRg stop fagging up our thread.

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               (・∀・) *sigh* If only!

(・∀・) It's a party!

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（ ´_⊃｀）BIX NOOD!

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

(・∀・) Grandpa! This conversation is turning into one of those kids shows where they put in a little of grown up humor to keep the parents watching too... But 90% kid stuff still...

>>791
( ´ω`) I´m no rorikon, but...

( ´ω`) One at a time kids...

(・∀・) But grandpa you can still post your witty remarks!

(・∀・) Grandpa! What is the best age for girls?

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( ´ω`) >>788 was supposed to go after >>783. This thread is moving too fast, these days. In my days no one posted on 4-ch.

( ´ω`) Sonny, I think you should build more self-confidence doing other things.

(・A・) the internet gives me inner strength

( ´ω`) Step 2 is why the new economy failed.

(・∀・) But grandpa I was planning on;

1. Post witty remarks on the internet with tirpcode,
2. ???????????
3. PROFIT!!!

( ´ω`) Show it to your other family members, I am sure they care lots about how witty you are on the internet.

(・A・) But... sometimes, when I say something really clever, I want other people to know it's me...

(・∀・) postmodern identity crisis.. wow

( ´ω`) Because they tend to be much more individualistic. They don't want to sit there and anonymously post comments and never get recognized for them being theirs.

(・∀・) Say gramps, why are tripcode fags... fags?

( ´ω`) Now now, cool down son. I still didn't tell you about my hemmoroids.

☆+.｡. .｡.：+･゜ﾟ(・∀・) 777GET!!! +.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ☆

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! Wait for it... waaaaaaaait for it...!

( ´ω`) You don't need to know, since you will never have to worry about that.

(・A・) …
(・∀・) Grandpa, what does it mean to lose your virginity???

( ´ω`) You are also too young to be tripcodefag, sonny.

(・∀・) I am hipster supreme!!! LOLOLOL

( ´ω`) Is this some sort of hipster zen thing where you find out you can shave what isn't even there yet? Make me a sammich!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I shaved all my pubic hair

( ´ω`) And you should not be so rude... they do not forgive...

( ´ω`) You have to grow pubes before you can get senile.

(・∀・) Shuddup, 766. No, I'm talking about Vanilla Yukorin. But I realised you talked about that earlier. I think I'm getting senile, Grandpa!

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............................I'll be back!

( ´ω`) Her Royal Highness of Korin?

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you enjoy Yukorin?

( ´ω`) Spinach

(・∀・) Wow! So where did you gather the strength to defeat DARKpa?

( ´ω`) Except that it said: "SPECIAL OFFER ONLY TODAY CANNED BEANS FOR $1"

( ´ω`) Well, you know how at the end of Mother 3 you're just standing in a beam of light and someone says "Well Grandpa, you got your head handed to you"? It was something like that.

(・∀・) So, grandpa, continue your story on how you came back from the dead!

(・∀・) Fission mailed!

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( ´ω`) Go right ahead, Junior.

(・Α・)　Grandpa, who is this intruder in >>753 ? Should we hammer him anyways?

( ´ω`) GA!

（　´∀｀）＜　ぬるぽ

>>750
( ´ω`) There was some bright light at the end of a dark tunnel ahead of me.... and it said...

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just did 747GET and it wasn't even airplane related! Anyway, what kind of airplanes did you have back in your day?

(・∀・) Oh, all right.

( ´ω`) Wait, don't you want to know how I rose from the dead?

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you cry at the end of Old Yeller?

(・∀・) I love you, grandpa!

( ´ω`) You didn't know your Gramps could do that, huh?

(・∀・) Good Grandpa, you look kind of cool!

(・∀・) You rock grandpa!

(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi!

( ´ω`) NOT SO FAST!

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(｀ハ´) Grandpa is dead! Don't question me!
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(・∀・) !... DARKpa! Where is Gradpa?

( ((（｀ハ´）)) ))

( ｀ハ´）You CANNOT TAKE CONTROL OF ME Grandpa! You chose the light side.

(・∀・) Grandpa! What big teeth you have...

（｀ハ´）mind your own business! got it?

(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to you during >>731 ???

（｀ハ´）go to work, you lazy bum

(・∀・) Grandpa! What happened to us?

（｀ハ´） Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot

( ´ω`) Dont try to be too wise.

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) OL LOL LOL LOLOL LOLL

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Please share more of your wisdom, master!

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) LOL LOL LOLOL LOL

( ´ω`) Dont TRY to be funny, just be yourself.

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) Just a bag of Snacks's AIDS is fine, thanks!

( ´ω`) Kids... Would you like something to eat?

( ´ω`) uh oh

(・∀・)<Grandpa! My friends are here (・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)

(・A・) …

(・∀・) NO U LOL

( ´ω`) It's okay but inner peace you shall find nevermore.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I tl,dr ed. Is that ok?

( ´ω`) The sun does arise,
And make happy the skies.
The merry bells ring
To welcome the spring.
The skylark and thrush,
The birds of the bush,
Sing louder around,
To the bells' cheerful sound,
While our sports shall be seen
On the echoing green.

Old John with white hair
Does laugh away care,
Sitting under the oak,
Among the old folk.
They laugh at our play,
And soon they all say:
'Such, such were the joys
When we all, girls and boys,
In our youth-time were seen
On the echoing green.'

Till the little ones weary
No more can be merry;
The sun does descend,
And our sports have an end.
Round the laps of their mother
Many sisters and brothers,
Like birds in their nest,
Are ready for rest;
And sport no more seen
On the darkening green.

(・∀・) Grandpa... life is very stressful these days. Tell me something about the ol' days when life was easier.

>>715
( ´ω`) I collected quite a few purple hearts...

( ´ω`) ...from dead bodies

(´_⊃｀）Grandpa, Want to tell me about Viet Nam?

( ´ω`) >>710 really should try Twinings.

( ´ω`) NO U

(・∀・) Grandpa, it's about time you put some sense in your answers.

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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like lipton?

( ´ω`) 　I like tea. Coffee makes me way too hyper.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like tea or coffee?

>>706
( ´ω`) Are you on Windows, Junior? Try http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese:Computing_in_Japanese

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does work computer fails at japanese?

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I get girls to like me?

( ´ω`) Sonny, it's about time you put some sense in your questions.

(・∀・) holy shit, grandpa! 700 GET

(・Д・) 'Koreans' kids have Grandpas too? (・Д・;)

( ´ω`) No thanks, Junior, every hundred GETs reminds me of my old age.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Want to try some of my 700GET?

( ´ω`) Oh, those are just 'Koreans'. If you just leave out a bowl of apology juice, they'll be gone in the morning.

(・Д・) Grandpa! What are these strange creatures in our thread?!

<丶｀∀´> Margaret Cho is the greatest comedian ever, Grandpa!

<丶｀ω´> What is it, Junior?

(・A・) Damn, I wanted to inherit your house.

<丶｀∀´> hey, grandpa...

(;´ω`) W-w-w-wait a second, Junior!

( ´ω`) I'm not dead just yet! Snap out of that daydream!
　　⊂彡☆))Д´) >>686,687

( ´ω`)! I'd say I've got at least a good 300 posts or so!

(`∀´) Get yer ass back up, smelly Grandpa! You aren't allowed to die until we 1000GET!

(・∀・) I know, I'll use some spooky voodoo magic to bring Grandpa back from the dead!

no more grandpa :'(

omg that was hilarious and sad too :( I don't know what to feel anymore!

(・∀・) Don't worry about strokes! Neal Stephenson has taught us that you can dodge them by being cyber!

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NOOOOOOOO!

(・A・) R.I.P. Grandpa |／ ( ´ω`) ＼|

( ´ω`) Was that a stroke?!

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(・∀・) I'm a European no-good commie like all the other Brits, that's what's up with the 'u'! Europe = fascism!

(・∀・) Gradpa, will FBI catch me for my porn?

( ´ω`) Junior, what's with the "u" in labor? Why are you speaking the Queen's English?

( ´ω`) It wasn't "child labor." It was good, hard exercise for good money -- all 3 cents of it! And it toughened your immune system, put some muscle on your bones and black soot in your lungs. Didn't matter if you lost a limb or two, you could still... ZzZzZzZ

(・∀・) Grandpa, did they have child labour back when you were young?

(・∀・) Honors and recognition, yeah! We're famous!

( ´ω`) Nevermind all that, Junior! Look, we're on T-shirts now! http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1127828102

(・∀・) Gradpa, I don't know what happened with your post,
I hope that it don't happen again.

(・∀・) Repeat: "lol internet"

( ´ω`) Sonny, can you teach me some "catch-phrases" so I can relate to you?

(・∀・) MUP DA DOO DIDDA. PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD COF NIN DUB HOH MUHFUGGA!

( ´ω`) Sonny, how can I understand your sentences? We seem to have such a generation gap between us.

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(・∀・) Just sign your above. Do not attempt to literally sign your name, just stare at the blank line and think "Dallas".

( ´ω`) Sonny, how do I do posting? I hear you utter that phrase all the time.

(・∀・) Go right ahead, Gramps

( ´ω`) Sonny, I'd like to ask some questions to you for a change. About what young people do these days.

(・∀・) Grammar, Grandpa, Grammar!

( ´ω`)You instead of bushing other people who are actually doing it,you better go out and start doing something with your life

(・A・) You've having flashbacks again, Grandpa! Snap out of it!

( ´ω`) Son, you are losing coherence. I'm worried about you who will carry my name to future generations. Maybe you should attend the custody of a counsellor from tim 2 tim. OR I HAXOR TEH NET AND STEAL IDENTITY COZ I'M TEH NET HAXOR L33T &C0o1

(・A・) …

(・∀・) NO U LOL

( ´ω`) Did you even understand what I said son?

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(・∀・) NO U LOL

( ´ω`)Just because you are a dateless insecure geek, don't rag on inexperienced internet users

(・∀・) Actually, it's "disregard that, I suck cocks". Note the added comma.

( ´ω`) Why thank you child. Let me guess, disregard that anonymous sucks cocks?

(・∀・) Gradpa! Disregard my last post. Because You Are Coolest!

(・∀・) Grandpa! What should we do with the people who can't type your name right? Gradpa isn't cool

( ´ω`) This Garden needs less WakabaMark :(

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(・∀・) Grandpa! You need more overlords.

( ´ω`) Congratulations, Junior. Of course, back in the day we would have saved the princess in real life instead of wasting our time behind a flickering screen for hours.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I beat Super Mario Bros.!

( ´ω`) The only way to win is not to play.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I beat tetris!

( ´ω`) To bring back Grandma at age 25. sigh

(・∀・) Grandpa, if you could have one super power what would it be?

(・A・) You've having flashbacks again, Grandpa! Snap out of it!

( ´ω`) Pvt. Johnson and Lt. Conrad in 3rd division! Follow me! We've got soviets at 3 o'clock!

( ´ω`) But go prvt with her anyway. Always go pvt!

( ´ω`) Don't change the subject!
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(・∀・) Grandpa! There's a young woman who's posing and prancing around seductively over her webcam, and something weird is going on in my pants! What should I do?

(・∀・) N, no way Grandpa! There... there was this one-armed man, you see....

( ´ω`) Somebody busted my interweb. You damn kids been screwing with it?

(・∀・) Gradpa! You tried to reply to your own post but failed!

( ´ω`) "vocabulary is teh rohd 2 win intarweb." So build it, sonny.

( ´ω`) You. Come over here...

( ´ω`)ハアハア

(・∀・) Gradpa! I copy paste to say: Gradpa! What do you do?

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(・∀・) Grandpa! Have you heard about Bridget?

( ´ω`) lol what

(/｡＼)ｲﾔﾝ!

( ´ω`) Sonny, I'm sorry if I didn't tell you this before, but... Gradpa is dead. He couldn't stand more than a year of being a PhD.

( ´ω`) I know it's not as imporant as blowing your nose every once in a while when you cannot even pronounce "Grandpa" correctly.

(・∀・) Gradpa! what do you know about postmodern alienation?

( ´ω`) OMG WTFBBQ LOLZ fgsfds or whatever you kids reply to garbage like that these days

(・∀・) Gradpa! You say daddy me snow me gonna bleeeam. Ali key bu-n bu-n nea.

( ´ω`) Cheer up, emo Junior!

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( ´ω`) you just need to keep your mouth shut sometimes, sonny.

(・∀・)
　　⊂彡☆))ω´)

(`Д´) Geez Grandpa, I was trying to be nice!

( ´ω`)
　　⊂彡☆))Д´)　>>609

(・∀・) Is 2ch really 2 syllables? In any case, I wrote a haiku for you Grandpa-
Surprisingly wise,
packed with D.Q.N. spirit:
stinky old Grandpa!

( ´ω`) That's an admirable goal Junior! Back in my day, we created haiku poems about our idols:
Posting on 2ch,
even a nerd can find love,
Densha Otoko!

( ´ω`) A true DQN strives to be Itoko Otoko.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to be just like Densha Otoko!

( ´ω`) Take care, Junior. Given enough exposure to the internet, you'll come to like anything!

(・∀・) Grandpa, you like scat! ew.

( ´ω`)ノ Pull my finger, Junior!

(・∀・) Grandpa, you fail got.

( ´ω`) lol interweb

( ´ω`) At my age, 600 is nothing special.

(・∀・) Grandpa?... Are you holding back answering because you want 600GET?

(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to learn to play like Petey Wheatstraw. Where's the nearest crossroads?

( ´ω`) At least you didn't shoot the deputy sonny.

(・∀・) Grandpa,I shot the sheriff! (Or is it I will shoot...)

( ´ω`) We had books I think. Something non-something.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) Oh no, a space-time distortion! Granpa, what will we do?

(・∀・) Oh no, a space-time distortion! Granpa, what will we do?

( ( ((( ´ω`))) ) )

( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) Granpa, it seems there is a time paradox here!

( ´ω`) What's that ching-chong crap, kid? In this thread, we're sticking to the Queen's English!