( ´ω`) hello kids!

( ´ω`) I dunno, lol. Stop being such a fag.

( ´ω`) Suicide

(・A・)

(・A・) Grandpa, someone stalks me everyday...

( ´ω`) ......( ・A・)

( ´ω( ・A・) !

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you sure this is the way of the DQN? It just seems retarded to me, especially the tripcoder.

( ´ω`) Well, as it goes in that old Rolling Stone song: "Nevermind the tripcodes, baby"

( ´ω`) so, sup? Anything new? How's school anyway? Shouldn't you be finished anytime soon?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before ASCII porn?

( ´ω`) It was better, of course! We only had pornographic stories to read... we had to use our imagination, and it was a lot better than the ridiculous ASCII porn you see nowadays!

(・∀・) Grandpa, is there a God?

(・∀・) Kami-sama nani?!

( ´ω`) no

( ´ω`) My favorite god is Yurie-sama.

(・∀・) For me, it's Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!

( ´ω`) By the way Junior, yaranaika?

(・∀・) We already had that in >>852-587

(・∀・) i mean >>852-857 lol

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you love Katamari?

( ´ω`)ﾉ○ I sure do. Nanaaaaananananananaaanananananananaaaa〜♪

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I shot web?

( ´ω`) You kinda have to pull your knees in tight, and squint at the first star you see at night.

(・∀・) Grandpa, the internet is making me dizzy. I think I have to throw up a little.

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　 ( ´ω`) Silly n00b
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

　 （　´◎`）
　　(　ﾞノ ヾ
　　と＿)_)

　 　＿, ._
　 （　´ω`） Wait, what...
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

　 　＿, ._
　 （　´ω`）
　　( つ　O. __
　　と＿)_) （__(）､;.o：。
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　　⊂,_と（　 　 ）⊃　 （__(）､;.o：。HAX
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(;;゜∀゜) GRANDPA! Grandpa, are you okay!? GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAA

( ´ω`) Haha, nevermind. Just a comedy stunt.

( ´ω`) I'm sure I told you about how I used to be a comedian when I was younger...

( ´ω`) "Knock knock!"

(・∀・) Oh, who is there?

( ´ω`) 900GET, that's who

(・∀・) oh lol i c wut u did thar

( ´ω`) Heh heh heh... people used to love that routine...

(・∀・) Granpa! Will our thread end if we 1000GET, or will it go on forever?

( ´ω`) Good DQN never die, they just get permasaged.

( ´ω`)It will go on forever if we sage all other threads so we stay near the top.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you will die soon LOL LOL LOL

( ´ω`) Oh don't worry son, you'll die someday too. Let us meet again in the next life!!

( ´ω`)ﾟ･:.｡.:･ﾟ

(・∀・) I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Ah, those were the good old days.

( ´ω`) Junior, isn't it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock?

( ´ω`) Kiddo, get me some scissors!61!

(・∀・) Fission Mailed!

Granpa...
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( ´ω`) "Fission Mailed"? what

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(・∀・) What about new threads?

( ´ω`) Sonny, I'll never answer your questions again.

(・Α・) Grandpa, why won't you answer my questions again?

( ´ω`) What a beautiful day.

(・Α・) Come on Grandpa, I need you to share more of your wisdom!

( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●）) I am DQN. I order you, Grandpa, to continue answering questions.

( ´ω`) 12000 years ago, I loved you! Under the tree of life.

(・Α・) I don't like where this thread is going..

( ´ω`) Nurupo

(・Α・) Grandpa, what happen?

( ´ω`) Maybe I should nap a little.

( ・Д・) Grandpa, my anus is bleeding...
（　・∀・）YAAAAAAAY!

( ´ω`) Always chew your food, Junior.