( LƒΦ`) Grandpa (v2.0) (1018)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:34 [no]

( LƒΦ`) hello kids!

101 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:36 [no]

( LƒΦ`)

102 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 15:43 [no]

(EΝE) ?

103 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 17:50 [no]

( ߁Νί)y„ͺ₯~ NEEDS MORE POT

104 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 17:52 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Don't bogart that joint, Junior!

105 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:13 [no]

(߁Νί) Maaan, grandpaaa. You seee the advertisemeeeents? They have hidden meanings maaan.

106 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:19 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Yes. One of them is: "Lurk more"

107 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:26 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! How did you meet grandma?

108 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) One day I drank too much and was on a train. I started out harassing her but she liked it. That night, I also beat up some otaku wimp. Fun was had by all.

109 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:38 [no]

(EΝE)y„ͺ₯ Grandpa. WhatLs new in v2.0?

110 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 19:40 [no]

( LƒΦ`) The internet stopped providing new content in 2004. Everything thereafter has been and always will be a repost.

111 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 20:40 [no]

( LƒΦ`) v2.0 Change Log:

  • modified Grandpa's dentures
  • increased Grandpa's sarcasm ability
  • decreased Grandpa's ability to reproduce

...truncated

112 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:10 [no]

113 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:18 [no]

(`A') Granpa, how do i fix my unicode so I dont see ?????? 's ?

114 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:20 [no]

115 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:24 [no]

( LƒΦ`)
@@Όœc™))„DL)@>>112
I think a mod deleted that thread! But in any case, it wouldn't have lasted long in /b/ anyway.

116 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:25 [no]

(`A') I still dont get it Granpa, Im a failure. :(
I cant find the download for it anywhere, and I cant see!

117 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:34 [no]

copy-paste of thread content:

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584 B ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:30 No.2880525

( LƒΦ`) Hello kids!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:33 No.2880575

i@EΝEj grandpa, what is fire made out of?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:35 No.2880614

( LƒΦ`) You should ask that nice American boy Wheeler.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:36 No.2880632

EARTH

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880643

i@EΝEj grandpa, am I the result of incest?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880651

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>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880657

i@EΝEj Grandpa, you once told me I was less useful than Ma-ti, did you really mean it?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880663

(LEƒΦE)‚Β(E(EKneading tits

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:41 No.2880697

( LƒΦ`) Junior, sexy Central American Indian boys may come and go, but you'll always have a place in my heart.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:44 No.2880735

>>2880643
( LƒΦ`) Of course not! Your sibling parents married way after you were born.

>> hbcj !bAurBkS7vc 10/08/05(Sat)15:46 No.2880765

i@.A.j Grandpa, why is my face fucked up

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:49 No.2880796

( LƒΦ`) Because you touch yourself at night.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:50 No.2880811

( LƒΦ`) Smack that frown upside down, my father always said.
@Όœc™))Ν;)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:52 No.2880841

Grandpa, can this work outside of a DQN board?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880847

( LƒΦ`) Where did you go, Junior? I can hear you, but I can't see you!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880864

i@EΝEj Sorry Grandpa, I was getting your tonic!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:54 No.2880868

i@EΝEjGrandpa, how do I shot web?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880879

>>2880868
( LƒΦ`) HavenLt you asked me that before, junior? YouLre even more forgetful than me.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880882

( LƒΦ`) This is quality, return to the board with the v2.0!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:57 No.2880903

( LƒΦ`) Ah, excellent.
@@( ‚Β’UO
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@ i@L`j
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@ @Q, ._
@ i@LƒΦ`j Thank you, junior. You are truly a worthy grandchild.
@@( ‚Β’UO
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i@LƒΦ`j Now get me my belt. It's time to straighten you out again.

118 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:34 [no]

>>117
( LƒΦ`)b GJ!

119 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:34 [no]

continuing: (TEXT FIELD TOO LONG)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880928

>>2880903
i@EAEj

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880932

(EAE) R.I.P. Grandpa |^ ( LƒΦ`) _|

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880938

i@EΝEj Grandpa, can Nidar come to play too?

<˜€MΝL> apology juice!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880941

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@A |@@ˆ@@(EAE ) those were the days...
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>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880952

>>2880932
i@LƒΦ`j What?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:00 No.2880960

i@LƒΦ`j I STILL FUNCTION

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880978

( LƒΦ`) What's wrong with you? I'm not dead yet!
@@Όœc™))„DL) >>2880932

<˜€MƒΦL> Hello Nidar! How is our dear leader?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880983

i@EΝEj What exactly is apology juice made of, Grandpa?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880989

(`A') Granpa, how do I fix unicode?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881001

< ˜€MƒΦL> It's made of the blood, sweat, and tears of our Korean people each time the Japanese commit a grave unjustice against us.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881003

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128450843/

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:06 No.2881039

i@EΝEjGrandpa, can I fuck you in the ass? I've always wanted to nail an old man.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881049

>>2881039
( LƒΦ`) Shut up and suck!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881057

i@ LƒΦ`j Junior, where have you run off to now? And what are all these weird URLs you're giving me? Though I do say, the man in that thread does look familiar.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881067

. .. ( LƒΦ`) <Get me some more sake child...
@@( ‚Β’UO
@@‚ƁQ)_)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881073

(@LƒΦ`) Needs more doublewidth spaces, you losers

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881076

i@EΝEj Grandpa, what's a neet?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881080

>>2881057
( LƒΦ`) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935
You should've seen me in my prime!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:10 No.2881097

i@EΝEjHello kids!
TIME PARADOX

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:12 No.2881125

@ i@L`j
@@(@ήƒm S
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@ @Q, ._
@ i=LƒΦ`j You're looking pretty good right now, Junior.
@@( ‚Β’UO
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@ i@L`j
@@(@ήƒm S
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i@LƒΦ`j Come sit on old Grandpa's lap. I'll give you a nice treat!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:13 No.2881142

i@EΝEj GREETINGS! I CAME FROM THE FORBIDDEN GARDEN OF DQN!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:16 No.2881183

i@EΝEj Grandpa, there's an angry Asian man pointing his finger at me! What should I do?

120 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 00:25 [no]

>>116
If your OS and browser is capable of displaying unicode, you probably just need some fonts.

121 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 04:27 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! I've been seeing and hearing a lot of static lately. How about you?

122 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 05:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Stop listening to these alternative freeform radio stations!

123 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 05:42 [no]

(EΝE) iE_EBj
Grandpa! This is my friend. We are going to get married. Isn't that great?

124 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 06:07 [no]

( LƒΦ`) She should get that skin infection checked out.

125 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 13:39 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! I got ditched! I blame you!

126 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 17:44 [no]

<˜€MƒΦL> Blame the Japanese.

127 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:07 [no]

( LƒΦ`) A sea is a sea, who cares what people call it. We'll all be gone from this world and that sea will still be there.

128 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:09 [no]

(EΝE) But for the mean time, it's The Sea of Japan!

129 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:12 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I see you've been reading your history books from school.

130 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:25 [no]

(EΝE) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

131 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:44 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

132 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:47 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! Why are all the Japanese people racists?

133 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:52 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Insular & isolationist history + nasty experiences with European & American foreigners.

( LƒΦ`) Also, everybody knows that Japan simply is superior!

134 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 21:35 [no]

(EΝE) They do have a lot of VIP quality.

135 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 21:41 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, does Junichiro Koizumi care about black people?

136 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 22:39 [no]

( LƒΦ`) What black people? You mean niggers?

137 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:16 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I love you

138 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:17 [no]

(EΝE) ...In the butt

139 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:17 [no]

(EΝE)...all night long

140 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 00:19 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Stop talking nonsense, boy.

141 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 01:00 [no]

( LƒΦ`) ...for it is I who loves YOU in the butt.

142 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 02:51 [no]

(EΝE) Why are we so concerned with buttlove in this thread, Grandpa?

143 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 03:39 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Buttlove makes the world go 'round.

144 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 05:11 [no]

(EΝE) Are you really wise? Or do you just play one?

145 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:12 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I am more zen than wise, actually.

146 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:29 [no]

(EΝE) Yeah I figured that... not very bright are we.

147 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:38 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I'll cut ya!

148 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 10:28 [no]

(EAE) I'm perfectly capable of cutting myself!

149 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 10:34 [no]

( LƒΦ`) You'll never get that burgerflippin' job if your arms are all cut up, Junior!

150 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 11:47 [no]

|\/\/|
(oΝo) WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

151 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 12:58 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Actually, I am quite hungry. Fetch me a burger, Junior!

152 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 13:11 [no]

(EΝE) Yaranaika?

153 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 14:38 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I think I'm starting to understand what you mean by "static" sonny.

154 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 14:59 [no]

( LƒΦ`) A BURGER! GET ME A BURGER!

( LƒΦ`) And fries with that.

155 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 16:06 [no]

(EΝE) Supersized?

156 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 18:39 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Of course, Junior. My fat ass won't grow on its own you know.

157 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 03:07 [no]

(EΝE) I have gotten you a burger grandpa, but it seems someone farted in the bag when I wasn't looking

158 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 06:11 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Smells like chicken

159 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 07:56 [no]

(E . E) t a n a s i n n . . .

160 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 15:15 [no]

( LƒΦ`) So you want reruns?

161 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 15:22 [no]

(EΝE) Damnit Grandpa, why did you make me want to go to Semi Burger when I don't have the money for it?

162 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 16:02 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Conspicuous consumption is the DQN Way, Junior!

163 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 16:15 [no]

(EΝE) Teach me more about the DQN Spirit, Grandpa!

164 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 02:08 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Well, it all started on the Breaking News board on 2channel..... tgar afoef ‚­‚Ÿ‚—‚Ή‚„‚’‚†‚”‚‡‚™‚Σ‚Ά‚±‚Œ‚.... zzzzzzzz

165 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 03:27 [no]

( LƒΦ`) It's not really something I can explain... when you're older, you'll be able to experience it for yourself.

And then, you'll understand.

166 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 08:38 [no]

(EΝE) what

167 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:21 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's your favorite ero-game?

168 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:24 [no]

( LƒΦ`) •κ« -ƒ}ƒ}ƒNƒ‰ƒu-

169 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:40 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I watched "Serenity" this weekend. It was pretty good.

170 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:07 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Really? I don't like movies these days... they were better before they had sound.

171 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 00:41 [no]

Hey Grandpa, I heard that color was invented in 1939 and that's why all old photographs are in black and white. Is it true?

172 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 05:31 [no]

( LƒΦ`) You seem to have dissapeared sonny.

173 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 08:08 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Also, stop ripping off Calvin&Hobbes gags!

174 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 11:49 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, you get stinkier and smellier every day! Just how old are you?

175 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 11:52 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Older than the trees, younger than the mountains.

176 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 14:46 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think the Loch Ness Monster is real?

177 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 15:28 [no]

( LƒΦ`) That's actually your grandmother sonny.

178 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 20:41 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! I found slightly retarded cosplay of myself on the internet!

(EΝE)‚Β http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=j9we.jpg

(EΝE) Am I cool yet?

179 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 03:36 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Yes, you do look retarded.

180 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 11:56 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, in regards to your letter of inquiry, I'm sorry to say that we no longer offer that particular product. However, I have enclosed one (1) book of coupons for many of our other fine products that I hope you will also enjoy. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Junior, Vice President of Marketing.

181 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 15:32 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Hmph, that's not how we did business in my day.

182 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 03:08 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I'm sorry, but I like to listen to Linkin Park.

(;Ν;) CRAAWWWLLLINNGG INNNN MY SKINNNN

183 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 03:20 [no]

( LƒΦ`) The crap you listen to these days...

184 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 03:43 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I'm sorry, but I have H5N1

185 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 16:51 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Too bad can't find any tamiflu

186 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 16:57 [no]

(EΝE) I am bored, Grandpa. Tell me a story!

187 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 20:13 [no]

( LƒΦ`) A long time ago in Washington, NY a giant robot fell on Arc de Triumph and accidentally ate the queen of the Mexico. THE END.

188 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 20:26 [no]

(EΝE) What was the queen of Mexico doing in Washington?

189 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 21:11 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Trotsky had sent her on a special mission to seduce the queen of England

190 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 02:29 [no]

(EΝE) We never learned that in school, Grandpa!

191 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 02:39 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Of course not... the government controls what the schools teach! They erase events from history to suit their own ends!

192 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 08:23 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, when I say the Pledge something in my pants goes 'Thump!'

193 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 09:09 [no]

( LƒΦ`) That's your little skinhead!

194 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 12:03 [no]

@ (*LƒΦM)
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195 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 12:33 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I got a flu shot today and I'm all like, "Hey, flus! I'm pretty much invulernable now, so y'all can kiss my butt" and the flus are all like, "Oh, no! This guy is strong. but what until there's the Avian flu!" and I'm all like, "No humans have even caught that yet!" and they're like "Oh, you'll see."

(EΝE) So, anyway, I got a flu shot today.

196 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 14:01 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Ok

197 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 14:21 [no]

(EΝE) more liek ‚Ν‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚¨‚‹‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚—‚— amirite?

198 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 21:36 [no]

( LƒΦ`) No, more like you're a incompetant little infe-

( ;L„D`) HUGHH!! Oh, my heart!! Junior, call for help!!

199 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 21:50 [no]

(EΝE) Ha ha! What's that, grampa?

200 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 22:17 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Too much moe. I sorted it out with my brutal excessive masculinity! Harrrr!

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