( ´ω`) Grandpa (v2.0) (1018)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:34 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

901 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 10:06 [no]

( ´ω`) This thread has been targeted for termination.

902 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 12:31 [no]

(・∀・)Solid Snake simulation? Eye stimulation! I don't have any relation.

903 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 12:35 [no]

(・∀・)Oh, a question. Do you think the person who made the original Grandpa thread is still around, posting in this topic? Or do you think that DQN monster ((●)トェェェイ(●)) did him in?

904 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 20:49 [no]

( ´ω`) I expect he died when the funny did.

905 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 20:58 [no]

( ´ω`) I want to rest now sonny.

906 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 21:36 [no]

(・Д・) The world is coming to an end......

(´Д`) Reminiscing about old times.. Strawberry fields forever..

(・∀・)Grandpa... I suddenly felt so old. It was kinda scary but I knew you would save me if anything would happen. Why?

(・Д・) Because I'd beat the shit out of you if you didn't!

(・∀・).... Grandpa?

. . .

907 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 21:45 [no]

( ´ω`) What the hell do you WANT?!

908 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4510 00:46 [no]

(・∀・)Inheritance money!

909 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 01:12 [no]

( ´ω`) Sorry Junior, there's no money left. I spent it all on hookers and champagne the last time I visited Vegas.

910 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4510 01:41 [no]

(・∀・)That's it! We're selling your organs on the black market when you die. Doc' said they seem fine.

911 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 03:31 [no]

( ´ω`) These old organs? That were beaten down over the ages I've lived? They wouldn't be worth more then a visit to that one ramen place..the one thats not really related to this thread.

912 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 04:05 [no]

(・∀・) Yeah, this thread is about beef bowls.

913 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 04:18 [no]

(・∀・)Wait, Yoshinoya?!

914 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 05:03 [no]

( ´_⊃`) I bet you like Hard Gay Ramen. HOO!

915 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 08:44 [no]

(・Д・) E-eeeeeeeeh?!

916 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 19:24 [no]

(・∀・)Grandpa! What is "Hard Gay"?

917 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4510 19:46 [no]

( ´ω`) Type it in Google Image Search and find out!

918 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 19:58 [no]

(・∀・)Grandpa! What is "Google Image Search"?

919 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 21:33 [no]

( ´ω`)
  ⊂彡☆))Д´) >>918

( ´ω`) Don't be a smartass.

920 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 22:15 [no]

(・∀・)Grandpa, what can be done to make Grandpa 3.0 funny and good again?

921 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 22:21 [no]

( ・ω・) Less established characters.

922 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 22:35 [no]

(・∀・)Guess that means you need to die, Clonepa! And Grandma, Fiance (though shes already gone), my dad, Jbot, and Grandpa's first girlfriend.

(・∀・)Darkpa and DQN can stay, so long as they don't say much. After all, this is all about Grandpa and me asking questions!

923 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 00:19 [no]

( `ハ´) Sorry, Junior, but your wonderful story in >>699-772 has inspired me to fight for the side of good. I must leave you now, and go on my own crusade...

924 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 01:34 [no]

(・∀・)b PARTY HARD DARKPA!!!

(・∀・)Wait, a crusade? Are you going to make a Darkpa thread then?

925 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4511 03:53 [no]

( ´ω`) Quit plotting my death. There's nothing in the will to begin with.

926 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 04:13 [no]

(・∀・) Don't lie to me, Grandpa! You told me one time when I was little that you found some buried pirate treasure once!

927 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 04:41 [no]

( ´ω`) But I didn't say you could have it.

928 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4511 05:02 [no]

( ´ω`) Plus how do you think i'm paying for all that hookers and beer?

929 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 05:27 [no]

( °3°) GAAAABOOORRRAAAA

930 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 06:44 [no]

(・∀・)Grandpa, a tamagotchi has invaded our thread! What should we do?!
a. Feed him
b. Slap him
c. Wash his poop
d. Nothing
e. ( ´ω( °3°) YOWCH!~

931 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 06:48 [no]

( ´ω`) a.

932 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 06:55 [no]

(・∀・) Sorry Grandpa, the answer we were looking for is 'E'.

933 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 13:02 [no]

( °3°) I demand an apology for this crap!
( ´ω( °3°) YOWCH!~
( ´ω`)y~~

934 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:01 [no]

( ´ω`) Okay, let's do a now.

935 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 05:32 [no]

(・∀・)Grandpa, what's the way of the samurai?

936 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 09:16 [no]

( ´ω`) Death before dishonor.

( ´ω`) Fine idea, actually, since we have dishonored our thread by no longer being funny. Be my second and then kill yourself, will you?

937 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 10:56 [no]

(・∀・)I have a much better idea. Let's start copying questions from V1!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

938 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 15:39 [no]

( ´ω`) We used to read books! You do kn-..

( ´ω`) This is the most commonly asked question from you, Junior. Ask a different one.

939 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 15:46 [no]

      _∧ ∧__
     /( ´ω`)  /\
    /| ̄ U U ̄|\/ I also have to tell you something, Junior. I get most of my answers from Wikipedia.
      |  Hii  .|/
       ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

940 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 16:21 [no]

(・∀・) AHA! Well, that make sense - Wikipedia is pretty cool. I sent them $20 yesterday!

942 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4512 18:21 [no]

( ´ω`) I sent them a Tic Tac and a wooden nickle.

943 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 18:40 [no]

(・∀・) But >>941-san, that doesn't really say anything about how this thread started!

944 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 21:44 [no]

(・ω・;) o O ( The first 4-ch flash...? )

945 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 22:47 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you sleeping again? You should visit my thread some time.

946 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 22:58 [no]

Grandpa is banned junior.

Please don't break the rules or I will lock this thread.

947 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 00:10 [no]

(・∀・)

(・∀・).... what?

948 Name: MODD 1993-09-4513 00:46 [no]

I'm serious. Play by my rules or fuck off.

949 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 01:35 [no]

( ´ω`) >>946 is a liar and >>948 is neither a gentleman nor a scholar.

950 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 01:40 [no]

(・Д・) G-Grandpa! Ban evading is a serious offense!

951 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 03:12 [no]

( ´ω`) You think I'm scared of that? When I was five years old, Vin Diesel was my drinking buddy. And we drank LIQUID HYDROGEN.

952 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:10 [no]

(・∀・) Wow, Grandpa is immune to banning!

953 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:17 [no]

( ´ω`) I'll show you my secret, Junior...

( ´ω(MODD) YOWCH!~

954 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:18 [no]

( ´ω`) Follow my lead, Junior. These mods these days, they think they can tell me how to behave and who to suck up to, just because they have their "warn" and "ban" buttons. Well, fuck that noise! Who are you to tell me what to do? You're just some faggot making up half-assed rules for your tiny little patch of Internet! I'm going to post the way I want, so suck it!

(・∀・) Grandpa...

( ´ω`) Them's the facts of life, kid.

955 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:18 [no]

( ´ω`)y~~
(・∀・) Grandpa, I think I'm starting to see how this world revolves...

956 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 06:20 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I think 2 universes spliced just now!

957 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4513 07:14 [no]

( ´ω`) Yes, junior. I can go for donuts right now as well.

958 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 09:55 [no]

(・∀・) Well, it is 5am. Time to make the do~ nuts~.

959 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 15:04 [no]

( ´ω`) Don't disrespect the dead, Junior.

960 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4513 15:41 [no]

(・∀・) B-B-but.

961 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4513 20:51 [no]

sound only Grandpa, if you keep this up, I may have to report you to your ISP for abuse.

962 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 00:42 [no]

( ´ω`) Go ahead, I don't have much time left in this world, anyway.

963 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 00:53 [no]

( ´ω`) Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother?

( ´ω`) His name was Ballos.

( ´ω`) Like his sister, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals�

964 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4514 01:36 [no]

sound only Grandpa...

When you are a guest in someone's house it is rude to talk more than them. Grandpa, you have become tiresome. As the host, I am asking you politely, to scale your postings back.

Thank you.

965 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 02:29 [no]

( ´ω`) Go wank it to loli porn, troublemaker.

966 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 03:09 [no]

(・∀・) Done and done!

967 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4514 19:44 [no]

( ´ω`) Harumph.

968 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:30 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how much time has passed since I started asking you questions?

969 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:44 [no]

( ´ω`) We have all the time in the world... if nobody posts to this thread for the rest of time...

970 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 05:10 [no]

(・∀・)Well, I don't want to waste your time with stupid questions.

971 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4515 05:10 [no]

That's it, Grandpa. I'm afraid I'll need to place you under arrest - http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

972 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 12:33 [no]

( ´ω`) I'm above the law, so shove it.

973 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 12:38 [no]

(・∀・) I guess I should move on with life. Get out of this garden and become a man.

(-∀-) ..

(´Д`) yaaaawwnnn..

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I feel old, dagnabbit.

974 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 14:49 [no]

975 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:12 [no]

<丶`∀´> Grandpa, I demand apology juice for this slanderous posting!

976 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:50 [no]

   ( ・∀・) I'm above Grandpa!
  / J ⌒J
  /  ´ω`) I'm above the law...
  |    /  
  と__)__)旦

977 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 19:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, Philadelphia is called the "City of Brotherly Love," but why do Eagles' fans have so much pent up homosexual rage?

978 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 20:20 [no]

( ´ω`) All sports are homoerotic in nature, just some more than others. Ever since the Greeks started wrestling naked, men have been finding excuses to be in close physical contact with each other while sweating.

979 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 20:54 [no]

(・∀・) Do you like gladiator movies, Grandpa?

980 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 00:58 [no]

( ´ω`) No, but I do like a nice 980GET now and then.

981 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:28 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Los Angeles called the "City of Angels"?

982 Name: VIPPER 1993-09-4516 03:26 [no]

( ´ω`) Don't you know how to read a book?

983 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:27 [no]

(・∀・) Th-that's..!

984 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 05:16 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa...

(・∀・) Are you really Hitoraa Adorofu?

985 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:56 [no]

( ´ω`) . . .

( ´ω`) Junior, do I look like I have a mustache?

986 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 07:45 [no]

(・∀・) You can only do so much with one-line AA, Grandpa.

987 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:07 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, why is KUMA also nicknamed Pedobear? And why makes long cat long? And why is everyone saying WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

988 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:35 [no]

( ´ω`) That's no place for you to be, Junior! Get out this instant!

989 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 13:15 [no]

( ´ω`) Everyone says WRYYYYYY because Jojo's Bizarre Adventure rules.

990 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:23 [no]

(・∀・) But I heard it was kind of homosexual, Grandpa! Is that really what's cool these days?

991 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:10 [no]

( ´ω`) I remember the Gay revolution back in the 1970s. It was led by WT Snacks of course.

992 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:44 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you noticed that the closer we get to the end of a thread, the more people post in it? Why is that?

993 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 19:51 [no]

( ´ω`) >>300-950 were a rest period. You have to stop and catch your breath when you're my age!

994 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 21:21 [no]

(・∀・) Ahem.

(・∀・) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: He hath....

(・∀・;) Um... He hath....

(・∀・;) Psst. Line!

995 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:31 [no]

( ´ω`) Try and go get >>1000, Junior! Reach for the rainbow while you're young!

996 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:44 [no]

(・∀・) Let's fight to the death for >>1000!

997 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:04 [no]

hello am i late?

998 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:05 [no]

(・∀・) oh im tooo late

999 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:06 [no]

(・∀・) then again

1000 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 1993-09-4516 23:06 [no]

1000GET(・∀・)

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