ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

2 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 07:01 [no]

>>1 is clearly a faggot.

3 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 07:20 [no]

>>2 failed at '2GET'

4 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 09:24 [no]

>>3 needs to stop being such a GET whore.

5 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 12:16 [no]

>>4 is insecure and whiny.

6 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 12:26 [no]

>>5 tries to come off all superior to those around it.

7 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 12:41 [no]

>>6 is some sort of politically correct faggot who can't use gendered pronouns.

8 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 21:56 [no]

>>7 lacks heterosexual finesse.

9 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 23:51 [no]

>heterosexual finesse

Is that like french for 'homo' or something?

10 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 01:01 [no]

>>9 fails at insulting >>8

11 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 04:04 [no]

>>10 fails at coming up with a suitable response to >>9

12 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 05:14 [no]

>>11

fails for mindlessly copying the previous post.

And yes, that means I fail too.

13 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 06:18 [no]

>>12 botched by foundering in using the thesaurus (http://www.m-w.com )

14 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 09:15 [no]

>>13 is a fucking baldy.

15 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 12:32 [no]

>>14 couldn't spot a misspelling of "floundering" if it raped him with a strap-on vibrator from behind.

16 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 12:37 [no]

People often confuse the verbs founder and flounder. Founder comes from a Latin word meaning “bottom” (as in foundation) and originally referred to knocking enemies down; people now use it also to mean “to fail utterly, collapse”: The business started well but foundered. Flounder means “to move clumsily, thrash about” and hence “to proceed in confusion.” Thus if >>15 is foundering in appearing that he has a clue, he had better lurk more; if he is floundering, he may yet pull through.

17 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 14:11 [no]

>>16 is tl;dr, and needs to go away from DQN

18 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 14:25 [no]

>>17 is tired and bitter!

19 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 15:33 [no]

>>18 is jacques chirac

20 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 15:45 [no]

>>19 is dubya

21 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 17:08 [no]

>>20 has a penis bone even though he's human only so that everyone can see what an idiot he is since he frequently manages to break it

22 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 17:30 [no]

>>21 is incomprehensible.

23 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 18:57 [no]

>>22 is moot

24 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 02:34 [no]

>>23 is emo snacks

25 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 02:43 [no]

>>24 IS A FURRY

26 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 02:58 [no]

>>25 is hiding his secret attraction for >>24

27 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 04:06 [no]

>>26 is nurupo

28 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 04:18 [no]

>>27 gah!

29 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 07:09 [no]

>>28 is....well, ugly.

30 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 07:42 [no]

>>29 breaks into open weeping during sex.

31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 10:36 [no]

>>30's mom

BURNBURNBURN

32 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 10:36 [no]

>>31 is DQN.

33 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 12:17 [no]

>>32 is too stupid to think of a good insult

34 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:47 [no]

>>33 is the shit piece left in my column after an enema.

35 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:27 [no]

36 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:41 [no]

THREAD OVER.

37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 23:36 [no]

>>36 doesn't know when a thread is over! This thread will become a legendary cesspool of meaningless insults!

38 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 00:04 [no]

>>37 is desperate to keep his thread alive, even when it sucks.

39 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 00:20 [no]

>>38 No, YOU suck!

40 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:00 [no]

>>39 NO U!
(come on, you knew it was coming)

41 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:02 [no]

>>40 is a 4chan faggot who can't come up with anything original

42 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:49 [no]

>>41 busted his cover, "faggot" is a typical 4chan insult.

43 Name: 「」 1993-09-4453 07:04 [no]

>>42
You'd know, wouldn't you?

44 Name: 1993-09-4453 09:48 [no]

>>43 fails at 「」

45 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 13:02 [no]

>>44 fails at properly insulting >>43

46 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 15:00 [no]

For recycling something we already decided was lame, >>45 does not succeed.

47 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 15:19 [no]

>>46 is a little shitworm who needs to grow a fucking spine and dare to say some real insults.

48 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 17:04 [no]

>>47 has too much anger in his life.

49 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 17:17 [no]

Only a motherfucking scumbag like >>47 would need to give explanations why >>46 sucks donkey balls so much, it's so damn frigging obvious.

50 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 17:30 [no]

oh and >>48 should shut up

51 Name: 「」 1993-09-4453 17:37 [no]

>>50 voted for Bush.

52 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:08 [no]

>>51 has made this thread the worst thread ever.

53 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:17 [no]

>>52 fails at being a hip, cool, alternative internet person.

54 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:25 [no]

>>53 is a fuddy-duddy

55 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 19:56 [no]

>>54 is dead inside and cannot feel real feelings.

56 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 20:13 [no]

55 is an emo pussy

57 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 20:50 [no]

>>56 is a me-too trendhopper, jumping on the trite bandwagon of making fun of people for being emo.

58 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 20:56 [no]

>>56 is to damn lazy to type >>

59 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 21:06 [no]

>>58 is obviously too stupid to know that 57 comes after 56.

60 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 21:52 [no]

>>59 is a smartass.

61 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 22:12 [no]

It's better than being a dumbass like >>60 .

62 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 22:39 [no]

>>61 can't control his bowels.

63 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 23:20 [no]

>>62 has a scatological fetish.

64 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 01:36 [no]

If any body knows "scatological fetish" its >>63

65 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 01:47 [no]

I know you are, but what am I, >>64 ?

66 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:02 [no]

Congradulations Moron! You've found yet another way to flaunt your stupidity.

67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:15 [no]

>>66 Oh the irony

68 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:29 [no]

>>67 gets off on illusions of superiority

69 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:47 [no]

>>68 is an Internet psychiatrist.

70 Name: 「」 1993-09-4454 03:19 [no]

>>69 said "trist".
Huh huh. Huh huh. Huh.

71 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 03:41 [no]

>>70 dropped out of college to play World of Warcraft

72 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 04:51 [no]

>>71 is made of ass and poo

73 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 09:02 [no]

>>72 is saying this in hopes of some tasty >>71 dessert.

74 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 09:39 [no]

>>73 is obviously fapping to the thought of >>71 and >>72 having wild unlubed buttsex.

75 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 10:18 [no]

>>74 is getting off on the thought of pure, unadulterated male masturbation.

76 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 12:46 [no]

>>75 needs to go straight and get a woman

77 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 13:26 [no]

>>76 is only saying that to hide the fact that he is in fact HAADO GEI

78 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 14:34 [no]

>>77
is the real secret identity of HAADO GEI

79 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 16:11 [no]

>>78 fails at life

80 Name: 「」 1993-09-4454 16:23 [no]

>>79 fails at the universe and everything.

81 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 18:15 [no]

>>80 just pain fails.

82 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 21:01 [no]

Ooh! Such wit! It took full 1 hour 52 minutes and that's all that >>81 could come up with.

83 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 22:25 [no]

>>82 sits in front of his computer all day waiting for new posts, so he assumes that others do the same. Also, it took >>82 nearly three hours to come up with that brilliant retort.

84 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 22:26 [no]

>>82 needs to come up with less detailed insults.

85 Name: 「」 1993-09-4454 22:49 [no]

>>84 lacks the attention span needed to read more than one sentence.

86 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 23:39 [no]

>>85 lacks the attention span needed to notice that >>84 didn't insult >>83

87 This post sucks.

88 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 23:52 [no]

>>86 io09i-0tip0izdrxt'ko67ygu65e46ssrthhrtshs6

89 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 00:14 [no]

>>88 is Terri Shaivo

90 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 01:16 [no]

>>89 thinks he's cool for including poop-culture references.

91 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 01:54 [no]

>>90 can talk to the hand.

92 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 06:18 [no]

>>91's hand is busy at the moment, the elbow can take a message

93 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 06:24 [no]

>>92 is filled with aids

94 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4455 06:51 [no]

>>93 fails at modding

95 Name: Lain 1993-09-4455 07:48 [no]

>>94
Fails at the internet

96 Name: raiden fighter jet 1993-09-4455 09:27 [no]

>>95 Fails at life

97 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:41 [no]

>>96 CANT TURN ON A DIME,
MACROSSZERO STYLE

98 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:45 [no]

>>96 explodes a lot.

99 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 14:45 [no]

>>98 also can't insult the poster above him

100 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:25 [no]

>>99 fails 100GET

101 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:36 [no]

>>92-98,100 fail to post anonymously.

102 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4455 17:41 [no]

>>101 failed to recognize that the default has been changed to W.T.Snacks

103 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 17:50 [no]

>>102
Fails for using a name

104 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 18:19 [no]

>>103
Fails for being full of aids ^_^

105 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 18:44 [no]

>>104 said aids (the disease) when he meant aides (helpers)

106 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 22:55 [no]

>>105 Fail for not using Jared as References

107 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 22:58 [no]

>>105 doesn't get puns unless they're explained in parenthetical notes (a jar).

108 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 23:01 [no]

>>107 I dont get it

109 Name: Panty-Shaped-CAPS LOCK 1993-09-4455 23:02 [no]

>>108 Wait ...wha ?

110 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 00:38 [no]

>>109 sucks at making coherent posts

111 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 00:45 [no]

>>110 has to critisize others to feel like a big man.

112 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 01:27 [no]

>>111 is the same lonely person as >>1-110

113 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4456 02:02 [no]

>>112 listens to techno music

114 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 02:13 [no]

>>113 is a snooty audiophile snob

115 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:00 [no]

>>114 speaks jive to cows in the hopes that it may score him some sweet sweet bovine ass

116 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:47 [no]

>>115 writes in his livejournal every day.

117 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 03:54 [no]

>>116 is Weeabo

118 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 05:12 [no]

>>117 is a /b/tard and, as if that wasn't bad enough, can't spell.

119 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 05:23 [no]

>>118
is a furry

120 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 05:32 [no]

>>119 is a closeted and resentful furry.

121 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 06:12 [no]

>>120 wobbles but doesn't fall down.

122 Name: 「」 1993-09-4456 06:18 [no]

>>121 thinks making 80s jokes makes him look cool when it really makes him look old.

123 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 07:09 [no]

>>122 smells of breast milk.

124 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 08:27 [no]

thinks that smelling of breast milk is a bad thing

125 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 09:56 [no]

>>124 has an oedipus complex.

126 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 12:29 [no]

>>125 has a dumbass complex.

127 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 13:26 [no]

>>126 has a complex complex.

128 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 14:37 [no]

>>127 A lolita complex

129 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 15:30 [no]

>>128 KILLED THE MAGIC

130 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 15:52 [no]

>>129 can't pray the gay away.

131 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4456 18:53 [no]

>>130 doesn't know when to stop.

132 Name: 「」 1993-09-4456 20:44 [no]

>>131 couldn't figure out how to get started.

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 03:13 [no]

>>132 sucks his own cock

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 03:14 [no]

>>133 has to mine other threads for his material.

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 06:53 [no]

>>134 Obviously reading the same thread as >>133

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 09:04 [no]

>>135 is Charlie Wenzel

137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 12:35 [no]

>>136 makes references to people nobody cares about.

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 14:40 [no]

>>138 smells like cabbage.

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 15:58 [no]

>>138 is so emo he insulted himself

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 17:18 [no]

>>139 is paranoid

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 18:56 [no]

>>140 is schizophrenic

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 19:20 [no]

>>1-141 are lactose intolerant.

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:22 [no]

>>142 milks his insults past their prime

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:29 [no]

>>143 is a sucker for cheap puns.

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 21:58 [no]

>>144 Stinks of butter

146 Name: 「」 1993-09-4457 22:00 [no]

>>145 smells of elderberries.

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 23:03 [no]

>>146 is French.

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 23:59 [no]

>>147 does not know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4458 00:34 [no]

neither does >>148

150 Name: 「」 1993-09-4458 16:10 [no]

>>149 wasn't smart enough to understand the plot in Flying Circus.

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 02:36 [no]

>>150 fails to understand that Monty Python movies have no real plot.

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 04:40 [no]

>>151 fails to understand that under apparent plotlessness lies a subtle undercurrent of political critique and subversion, and under that is actually a plot, i think

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 05:03 [no]

>>152 thinks too much

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 05:46 [no]

>>153 Can't think at all

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 06:56 [no]

>>154 thinks different

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:14 [no]

>>155 couldn't get a clue if he pulled on a clue skin, doused himself in clue musk and sang the clue song while performing the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of the clue mating season.

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:24 [no]

>>156 is clearly DQN

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 08:39 [no]

>>157
thinks that DQN is an insult in the Forbidden Garden

159 Name: 「」 1993-09-4459 13:48 [no]

>>158 thinks DQN has something to do with ice cream.

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 14:26 [no]

>>159 had no idea what the hell he talked about

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 15:26 [no]

>>160 has shit around his asshole.

162 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4459 17:58 [no]

Sorry I can't, my walls are bare.

163 Name: 「」 1993-09-4459 20:24 [no]

>>162 can't fucking read.

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:51 [no]

>>163 is a literacy elitist.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 21:57 [no]

>>164 is a clown.

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4459 22:06 [no]

>>165 is a mime.

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 04:47 [no]

>>166
Has MIME type x-application/asshole

168 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 05:00 [no]

>>167 is a computer geek.

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 05:55 [no]

>>168 is Captain Obvious

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 06:11 [no]

>>169 Obviously running out of insult

171 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 07:16 [no]

>>170 is Captain Planet.

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 10:08 [no]

>>171 is a treehugger.

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 10:37 [no]

>>172 Was a man

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 12:50 [no]

>>173 isn't worth insulting.

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 13:21 [no]

>>174 You bastard!!!

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 14:11 [no]

>>175 Only one exclamation point.

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 14:38 [no]

>>176 can neither form a coherent sentence nor an insult.

178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 15:41 [no]

177- wanks off to Webster's unabridged college dictionary.

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 16:55 [no]

>>178
That scarcely qualifies as an insult UNLESS YOU LIKE TO SUCK HUGE VEINY COCKS.

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 17:58 [no]

>>179
can't even get the formula right

181 Name: 「」 1993-09-4460 19:07 [no]

>>180 fucked >>179s mother in the ass.

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 19:30 [no]

>>181 fucked >>171s father in the eye.

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 21:27 [no]

>>182 tried to fuck >>181's huge ass and missed it by a mile.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 22:47 [no]

I can't believe I'm wasting my time on the likes of >>183.

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 23:10 [no]

>>184 pretends he is a busy man on Internets.

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:03 [no]

Proves that >>185 had no life

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:29 [no]

>>186 is not in employment, education or training

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:30 [no]

>>186 is not in employment, education or training

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 01:49 [no]

>>188 replyed twice because nobody listened the first time.

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 02:54 [no]

>>189 couldn't get a stroke of genius if he gave Einstein a handjob.

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 02:57 [no]

>>190 disgraces science and progress with his pathetic puns.

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 04:28 [no]

>>191 likes to suck my smelly balls.

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 06:14 [no]

>>192
a) has smelly balls
b) wants to get them sucked by a male who is not in employment, education or training

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 08:20 [no]

>>193 is so fat he beeps when he backs up.

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 10:34 [no]

>>194 is a CHAR.

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 13:08 [no]

>>195 is a CONST.

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 13:31 [no]

>>196 is a NULL

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:46 [no]

>>197 is a STRING

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:47 [no]

Compile error:
>>198 is undefined.

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 18:47 [no]

200GET

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 19:26 [no]

>>200 is obsessed with not-so-large round numbers.

202 Name: 「」 1993-09-4461 19:47 [no]

>>201 can't count past 20.

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 20:03 [no]

>>202 Is so ugly at Halloween the Haunted House paid him for admisson.

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:22 [no]

>>1-202
still can't get it up

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:30 [no]

>>204 feels so big and strong, insulting everyone before him

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:41 [no]

>>205 can't count to 203.

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:42 [no]

>>205 failed to notice that >>203 was not insulted

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 23:59 [no]

>>207 failed to notice that >>206 was not insulted.

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 00:41 [no]

>>208 failed to notice that >>199 was not insulted.

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 01:04 [no]

>>209 is a fucking moron for continuing the "$NUMBER failed to notice that $NUMBER was not insulted".

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 03:02 [no]

>>210 is Captain Obvious, pointing out things everyone already knows.

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 04:44 [no]

>>211 is anally sodomized by hundreds of dancing bears

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 04:58 [no]

>>212 is bathing in the warm afterglow of the fantasies of a all-bear orgy.

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 05:31 [no]

>>213 thinks a cat would be fine too...

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 05:47 [no]

>>214 will settle for less than a cat.

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 06:00 [no]

>>215 Was raped by pedobear at the age of 3

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 06:21 [no]

>>216 is on very intimate terms with pedobear.

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 07:31 [no]

>>217 is cracky-chan's strapon bitch.

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 07:35 [no]

>>218 is cracky-chan

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 08:17 [no]

>>219 is pedobear

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 13:06 [no]

>>220 is pedo

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 15:50 [no]

>>221 is loli

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 16:12 [no]

>>222 is lol

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 16:19 [no]

>>223 is low

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:10 [no]

>>224 is a lowlife enough to actually post in this thread.

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:35 [no]

>>225 So does thee

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 18:47 [no]

>>226 is jealous

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:17 [no]

>>219-224, >>226's pea-sized brains cannot process sentences of more then three words

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:27 [no]

>>228 is actually stupid enough to think that his remark will make a difference

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 19:44 [no]

>>230 is too stupid to understand how this thread works.

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 21:21 [no]

>>230 is insulting >>230. Good job!

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 21:38 [no]

>>231 is the real Captian Obvious.

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 22:33 [no]

>>232 lacks individual differentiation.

234 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 22:54 [no]

>>233 can't spell.

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 23:34 [no]

>>234 makes fun of other people's misspellings over the internet.

236 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:01 [no]

>>235 is Range Murata

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:20 [no]

>>236 knows his pop culture.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:42 [no]

>>237 Can't insult for shit.

239 Name: Triumph: The Insult Comic Dog 1993-09-4463 01:49 [no]

>>238 is a great person...
...for me to poop on!

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:21 [no]

>>239 isn't funny.

241 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:23 [no]

>>239 is Captain Obnoxious

242 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:50 [no]

>>241 should reload every 60 seconds like all loyal DQNs so things like this wouldn't happen

243 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 07:09 [no]

>>242 is a fucking homosexual faggot
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244 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 09:59 [no]

>>243 is a one-trick pony.

245 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 16:57 [no]

>>244 wants a pony for christmas

246 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 18:40 [no]

>>245 wants a pony for hott bestiality action.

247 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 18:46 [no]

>>246 can see bestiality in everything.

248 Name: 「」 1993-09-4463 19:22 [no]

>>247 eats shit for kicks.

249 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 20:21 [no]

>>248 watches others eat shit for kicks.

250 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 20:39 [no]

>>249 eats the shit of those who eat those who watch others eat shit for kicks, then shits it out and eats it again.

251 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 21:14 [no]

>>250 Faps while watching Jay and Silent Bob

252 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 21:37 [no]

>>1 is the only one posting here

253 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:05 [no]

>>252 is a paranoid schizophrenic.

254 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:21 [no]

>>253 I am not! Stop following us!

255 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:23 [no]

>>254 has no respect for thread rules.

256 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:23 [no]

>>255 is a mindless sheep.

257 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:24 [no]

>256 refuses to be contained in a hexadecimal 2-digit number.

258 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:36 [no]

>>257 FAILS AT WAKABAMARK

259 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 23:25 [no]

>>258 doesn't realize that caps lock is not cruise control for cool

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 00:16 [no]

>>259 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 02:16 [no]

>>260 is pointing out something that is apparent to even the most casual observer.

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 02:48 [no]

>>261 is a loop

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 03:23 [no]

>>262 is not in the loop

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 03:40 [no]

>>264 is not yet ready to be insulted, which is apparent to even the most causal observer

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:47 [no]

>>264 fails at insulting >>263

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 07:25 [no]

>>265 is the insult police.

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

>>266 is an insult hippie.

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:52 [no]

>>267 is an insult to other hippies.

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 12:32 [no]

>>268 is the sword that cleaves evil.

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 13:48 [no]

>>269 thinks that's the best insult EVAR.

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 15:34 [no]

>>270 can't spell "ever"

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 20:09 [no]

>>271 had a traumatic childhood eperiance involving a swimsuit and cheese.

273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 21:38 [no]

>>272 has recurring masturbation fantasies involving swimsuits and cheese.

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 01:22 [no]

>>273 has no imagination

275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 05:54 [no]

>>274 has no imagination

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 06:47 [no]

>>275 is a foppish dandy with a penchant for young boys

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 07:51 [no]

>>276, it takes one to know one

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 08:29 [no]

>>277 knows two

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 08:35 [no]

>>278, including yourself it would be three.

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 09:30 [no]

>>279 just graduate from primary school

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 09:33 [no]

>>280 apparently didn't make it.

282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 16:07 [no]

>>281 likes to kick people who are down.

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 21:18 [no]

282 can't get it up.

284 Name: 「」 1993-09-4465 21:42 [no]

>>283 can't remember the number for 911.

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 21:48 [no]

>>285 had to call 411 for the number.

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 22:21 [no]

>>285 forgot to call for the number of "Dirk Diggler" that is >>284

287 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 23:00 [no]

>>286 is a horrible processor

288 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 23:48 [no]

>>287 smacks of incoherency.

289 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:01 [no]

>>289 plays stacks of wax

290 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 03:40 [no]

>>289 plays with himself

291 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 06:18 [no]

>>290 need not play the fool, it comes naturally

292 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 08:00 [no]

>>291 So says the fool

293 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 10:21 [no]

294 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 10:22 [no]

295 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 12:48 [no]

>>294 is tl;dr

296 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 13:11 [no]

>>295 has ADHD

297 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 15:53 [no]

>>296 has bird flu strain that infects humans.

298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 16:28 [no]

>>297 is a pandemic by himself

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 20:35 [no]

I Survived >>298

  • SARS
  • Mad Cow Disease
  • West Nile Fever
  • SARS Again
  • Blackout 2003

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 20:50 [no]

299 is the pussy, I survived the great Livejournal Outrage.

301 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:01 [no]

>>300 fails in many ways. >>300 didn't proclaim a GET, nor did they correctly format their insult to >>299. Furthermore, >>300 is a Livejournal whore.

302 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:14 [no]

>>302 failed to properly swallow my semen.

303 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 23:08 [no]

>>302 is a contortionist freak.

304 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 02:37 [no]

>>303 //////////

305 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:13 [no]

>>304 swings that way.

306 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 06:51 [no]

>>305 swings the wrong way and will hit a wall

307 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 09:48 [no]

>>306
Likes to "see for himself" which way people swing.

308 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 10:55 [no]

>>307 is Foucault's pendulum

309 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 14:26 [no]

>>308 is a pretensious twit.

310 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 15:16 [no]

>>309 is so emo he's purposely making himself easy to insult. Not that he'd have to.

311 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 17:23 [no]

310 spent his youth stuffing wimpy boys in lockers out of insecurity.

312 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 17:52 [no]

>>311 Was one of the boys who got stuffed up into a locker before PE and afterwards raped in the shower.

313 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 18:42 [no]

>>312 was one of the boys who raped him

314 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 18:50 [no]

>>313 was that kid in school. You know which one.

315 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 20:32 [no]

>>314 still is.

316 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 22:40 [no]

>>315 wears a "used" school uniform he purchased online.

317 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:24 [no]

>>316 wears a used uniform because he cant afoord a new one!!

318 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:56 [no]

>>317 wears anime girl masks and "clothing" then posts photos on the internet!

319 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 00:59 [no]

>>318 doesn't wear anything.

320 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 01:14 [no]

>>319 think that is an insult

321 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 06:40 [no]

>>320 thinks >>318 is girl

322 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 11:03 [no]

>>321 is an eunuch

323 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:14 [no]

>>322 has no respect for penis-challenged people

324 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:19 [no]

>>323 is intelligence-challenged

325 Name: 「」 1993-09-4468 16:48 [no]

>>324 provided the bad intelligence that started Iraq II: Electric Boogaloo.

326 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:15 [no]

>>325 is close to being a tripfag

327 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:45 [no]

>>326 is a closet tripfag-wannabe

328 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:00 [no]

>>327 is a tripfag in disguise

329 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:37 [no]

>>328 is just a fag, he doesn't even have a trip to justify his gayness

330 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:53 [no]

>>329 thought up the term "tripfag"

331 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 21:49 [no]

>>330
Sucks >>329 's cock.

332 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 21:51 [no]

>>330 is seething with jealousy

333 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 22:36 [no]

>>332 got >>331 and >>330 confused, because >>332 is just that much of an idiot

334 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:40 [no]

>>333 would have loved to 666GET, but he is only halfway there, that underachiever.

335 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 05:02 [no]

>>334 tried to be funny, but failed miserably.

336 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 05:10 [no]

>>335 tried to be insulting, but failed miserably.

337 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 06:09 [no]

>>336 tried to make a pun... or did he?

338 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 07:12 [no]

>>337 tried to be ironic, but failed miserably.

339 Name: 「」 1993-09-4469 07:23 [no]

>>338 tried to be moronic, and succeeded.

340 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 07:54 [no]

>>339 is oxymoronic and failed greatly.

341 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 14:23 [no]

>>340 didn't even try.

342 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 15:04 [no]

>>341 is just some random idiot.

343 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 16:43 [no]

>>342, on the other hand, is a deliberately selected idiot.

344 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:42 [no]

>>343 is the Chosen One among the idiots

345 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 19:54 [no]

>>344 Worships the Chosen Idiot.

346 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:04 [no]

>>345GET
Is jealous of the chosen. Because he's an idiot.

347 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:40 [no]

>>346 SUCKS ASS
>>346 KILLED THE MAGIC

348 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 21:20 [no]

>>347 enjoys the company of his computer screen more than other people, like his mother, whos basement he lives in.

349 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:28 [no]

>>348 think that whos is a word.

350 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:10 [no]

>>349 has to resort to insulting a person's typos, rather than how a real man insults:
>>349, you have a small penis.

351 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:55 [no]

>>350 is so insecure about his insults that he had to name >>349 twice.

352 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:09 [no]

>>351 has been under suspicion of buggery for some time, and will soon be made to pay for his crimes.

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:49 [no]

>>352 is the nationwide special prosecutor of faggotry, and believes that it is best to fight fire with fire.

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 02:23 [no]

>>353 doesn't even make sence.

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 03:45 [no]

>>354 doesn't even make sense.

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:03 [no]

>>355 is redundant.

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:06 [no]

>>356 is redundant.

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 05:40 [no]

>>357

has no manhood to speak of

359 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 05:40 [no]

>>358

is too attractive for words

360 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 07:34 [no]

>>359 doesn't really know any words

361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 07:59 [no]

>>360 is bigger than xbox

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 10:10 [no]

>>361 is smaller than slim PS2

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 10:29 [no]

>>362 bought a slim PS2

364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 11:47 [no]

>>363 bought a Jaguar and a 3DO the same day

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 17:32 [no]

>>364 Owns six copies of E.T. for the 2600

366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 19:00 [no]

>>365 bought a Virtual Boy

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 22:02 [no]

>>366
Bought a Real Doll

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:07 [no]

>>367 still buys Barbie dolls

369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:44 [no]

>>368

had buttsecks with a barbie doll with fleshlight attached

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 00:45 [no]

>>369

eats diet pork

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 02:33 [no]

>>370 is a vegan with a cucumber complex.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 13:00 [no]

>>371 ate >>370's cucumber

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 19:59 [no]

C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

374 Name: Gaha 1993-09-4471 20:04 [no]

lololo i started this follow up thing lol
so you are just imitating me you cocksuckers
>>373 is interested in >>372's grandmother btw

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:11 [no]

>>374 is not worth insulting because he is genuinely stupid instead of being funny.

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:33 [no]

>>375 considers ketchup a vegetable.

377 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 21:56 [no]

>>376
Was just recently more "intimate" with the intelligent >>375 and found out ketchup is actually an vegetable.

378 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:01 [no]

>>377 doesn't realize everyone is a fruit.

379 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:11 [no]

>>378 IS a fruit.

380 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:55 [no]

>>379 wishes he were a fruit

381 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:54 [no]

>>380 is fruity, balmy, barmy, bats, batty, bonkers, buggy, cracked, crackers, daft, dotty, haywire, kooky, kookie, loco, loony, loopy, nuts, nutty, wacky and also whacky.

382 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:15 [no]

>>381 is so unoriginal he needs a thesaurus to get any decent insulting done

383 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 03:37 [no]

>>382
Dear
[ x ] Clueless Twit [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed
[ ] "Expert" [ ] Freak [ x ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Net.cop

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ x ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ x ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread

384 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 04:17 [no]

>>383 has resorted to form insults.

385 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 12:57 [no]

>>384 is too stupid to use them correctly.

386 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:02 [no]

>>385
Would never understand if he was to be insulted anyway.

387 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:50 [no]

>>386 was only slightly better than >>286

388 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 13:56 [no]

>>387 was about equal to >>287

389 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 15:37 [no]

>>388 doesn't even exist.

390 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:38 [no]

>>389 lied about being an Officer of the British Empire.

391 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 18:16 [no]

>>390 lies

392 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:05 [no]

>>391 is a girl

393 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:09 [no]

>>392 thinks calling someone a girl counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.

394 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:17 [no]

>>393 knows the proof of an an imbecile troll because >>393 is an imbecile trol.

395 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:05 [no]

>>394 is attacking someone who is defending a girl. How low can >>394 be?

396 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:40 [no]

>>395 still thinks there are girls on the internet

397 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 20:56 [no]

>>396 will never get laid with that attitude!

398 Name: 「」 1993-09-4472 21:57 [no]

>>397 fucks gay guys and doesn't even know it with his attitude.

399 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 22:38 [no]

>>398

watches nothing but eighties action movies

400 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 22:39 [no]

>>399 watches nothing but soap operas

401 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 00:12 [no]

>>400 washes with nothing but soap

402 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:28 [no]

>>401 doesn't washes

403 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:42 [no]

>>403 wishy-washes

404 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:54 [no]

>>403 has no concept of "before"

405 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 02:36 [no]

>>404 was lost as a kid

406 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 03:59 [no]

>>405 does not accept POST

407 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 06:18 [no]

>>406

likes doggy buttsecks

408 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 07:32 [no]

>>407, on the other hand, prefers to service dogs orally

409 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 08:40 [no]

>>408 can't even make a proper >> link.

410 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 10:38 [no]

>>409 is very proud of his ability to do so most of the time.

411 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:38 [no]

A mime coud deliver better verbal insults then >>410 just did.

412 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 15:57 [no]

>>411 thinks he is nonpareil by not starting his insult by >>410

413 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 00:45 [no]

>>408

is mistaking himself for other people

414 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 00:50 [no]

>>413 does not know what"we insult the poster above us" means

415 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:10 [no]

>>414 does, and exploits it to the best of his ability whenever and wherever possible.

416 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:40 [no]

>>415 is awfully friendly with >>414. Go go girls!

417 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 09:13 [no]

>>416 wants to join in the all male DQN orgy known as >>1,>>415

418 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 09:22 [no]

>>417 isn't helping the matter

419 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 11:19 [no]

420 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 13:08 [no]

>>419 is OKAMA

421 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 14:14 [no]

  ∧_∧  
 ( ´_⊃`)   >>420 is a queer-assed homo faggot and pothead.
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422 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 14:48 [no]

>>421 is owl

423 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 15:45 [no]

>>422 is a COBOL programmer

424 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 17:15 [no]

>>423 is an INTERCAL programmer

425 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:06 [no]

>>424 is an ALGOL 58 programmer wannabe

426 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:41 [no]

>>425 is a Visual Basic for Applications consultatnt

427 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:52 [no]

>>426 is a Java programmer

428 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 20:00 [no]

>>427 has yet to figure out how to do PRINT "Hello" in Gee Wizz BASIC

429 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 23:18 [no]

>>428 has yet to figure out how to write "Hello" in Microsoft Word

430 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 23:55 [no]

>>429 has yet to figure out how to use these computer things, his mommy loaded 4-ch and typed that insult for him.

431 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 00:00 [no]

>>430's mom is so fat he has to bring the computer to her to type for him.

432 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 00:54 [no]

>>431's mom is so fat, she doesn't enjoy going to the beach because she is unsatisfied with her appearance in a bathing suit.

433 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 01:19 [no]

>>432 's mom is so ugly the paper bag refused to go over her head.

434 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 02:23 [no]

>>433's mom is so wide that the last time she went out in a blue dress, everyone said "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

435 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 03:32 [no]

>>434 is so unoriginal, he decided that yet another lame your mom joke would be the perfect insult.

436 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 04:56 [no]

>>435's mom.

437 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 05:30 [no]

>>436's mom's mom.

438 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 06:49 [no]

>>437's step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother

439 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 07:51 [no]

>>438

is a fag

440 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 09:51 [no]

>>439 step-sisters half-brother's second father's third cousin (twice removed)'s aunt's (mother's side) grandpa's neice's dog's victim's doctor's wife's college roomate's sister's uncle's drinking buddy's cooworker's barber's mother is a fag

441 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 14:56 [no]

>>440
Thinks calling someone a fag counts as an insult.
Proof of an imbecile troll.

442 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 15:41 [no]

441 is a flaming queen

443 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 16:37 [no]

>>442 is homophobic and insecure.

444 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 16:58 [no]

>>443 is homogay and insecure.

445 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 18:30 [no]

>>444 is trying to direct the attention away from himself so people don't notice his insecurity.

446 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 19:55 [no]

>>445's operating system is insecure

447 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:22 [no]

>>446 is so homophobic that >>446 want's to change subject.

448 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:24 [no]

>>446 is a Lunix fanboy

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:25 [no]

>>447 put an apostrophe in "wants".

450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:29 [no]

>>449 put an apostrophe in "Hello"

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:45 [no]

>>450 puts the apostophe in places others would find uncomfortable

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 20:54 [no]

like the colon, or semi colon?

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 21:15 [no]

>>452 is an insult to himself.

454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4475 22:07 [no]

>>453 is an insult to humanity

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 00:26 [no]

>>454 is an insult to the living

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 04:51 [no]

>>455 is an insult to the dead

457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 05:46 [no]

>>456 is an insult to the universe

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 10:44 [no]

>>457 has been insulted by the whole universe

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:11 [no]

>>458 has been insulted by half of the universe

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:23 [no]

>>459 SUCKS ASS

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:53 [no]

>>460 is stupid. Also gay.

462 Name: Captain Oblivious 1993-09-4476 15:46 [no]

>>461 can't even spell 'ghey' right.

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:16 [no]

>>462 is DQN

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:31 [no]

>>463 is ((●)トェェェイ(●))

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:53 [no]

>>464 is ( ´ω`)

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:52 [no]

>>465 is a jap smiley

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:53 [no]

>>465 has no life outside posting in the Grandpa v2.0 thread

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:56 [no]

>>467 is so clueless, he doesn't even know that the refresh button exists

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:58 [no]

>>468 is so clueless, he uses the refresh button instead of F5 or ?R

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 22:27 [no]

>>469 doesn't known THEY DO THE SAME THING!

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:02 [no]

>>470 is so clueless, his dad had to put a sticker labelled "Computer Help" on his F1 key!

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:34 [no]

>>471 is still looking for the ANY key.

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:45 [no]

>>472 P.E.B.K.A.C.

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 05:45 [no]

>>473 PICNIC

475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 08:14 [no]

>>474 PANIC

476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 08:37 [no]

>>475

PONIC

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 10:40 [no]

>>476 PONY

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 11:00 [no]

>>477 DQN

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 14:42 [no]

>>478 and his little friends are incapable of forming actual sentences.

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 15:00 [no]

>>479 is patronizing

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 16:54 [no]

>>480 is repetitive, predictable, and grating

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 18:03 [no]

>>481 is mean

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 19:51 [no]

>>482 is average

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 19:57 [no]

>>483 is a unique snowflake. A yellow one.

485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 20:36 [no]

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:09 [no]

>>485
Didn't have the brains to get one for himself.

487 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:48 [no]

>>486 was much better than >>386 although >>586 will blow him away

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 23:07 [no]

>>487 isn't very good at insulting people

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 00:06 [no]

>>488 is a toffee-nosed braggart

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:10 [no]

>>481 used an Oxford comma.

I know, I know, I didn't insult the person before me. >>491 will probably think he's clever for pointing that out, but >>491 is actually a worthless imbecilic lout. So there.

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 03:42 [no]

>>490 is supposed to insult the person before him.

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 03:57 [no]

>>490 is supposed to insult the person before him.

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 04:03 [no]

>>491-492 are worthless bumpkins.

>>490 does not realize that the Oxford comma is acceptable, possibly because he was brought up with the supposed rule -- which Fowler would call a 'superstition' -- about putting punctuation marks before and.

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:26 [no]

>>493

likes to masturbate to gay pron

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:39 [no]

>>494 is a tool who hides his poor spelling behind 1337 abbreviations.

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 08:31 [no]

>>495

is a fatty that thinks he"s witty and funnay

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 09:10 [no]

>>497 is so dumb, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he did.

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 15:01 [no]

>>497 is the only one laffing when he tells a joke

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 15:42 [no]

>>498 thinks ketchup is a vegetable

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 17:09 [no]

500GET

ahahahahhahahahahahahhawaoiefao3ii3io

501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 17:14 [no]

>>499 thinks nobody will notice he's copying insults from earlier in the thread.

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 18:02 [no]

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:00 [no]

504 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:55 [no]

>>501 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:01 [no]

>>502 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm, then posted a joke about it

506 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:25 [no]

>>503-505 didn't get it either

507 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:41 [no]

>>506 got "it"

508 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:12 [no]

>>507 got AIDS, lol.

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:28 [no]

>>508 got his AIDS straight from W.T. Snacks.

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:37 [no]

>>509 got AIDS while dumpster diving behind W.T. Snacks' apartment.

511 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:41 [no]

>>510
Realized that he got AIDS when he saw Team America - World Police.

512 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:07 [no]

>>511 just isn't funny

513 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:12 [no]

>>512 knows funny

514 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:30 [no]

>>513 buys rubber chickens by the dozen.

515 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:00 [no]

>>514 got AIDS from a rubber chicken

516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:15 [no]

>>515 gave AIDS to a rubber chicken.

517 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:14 [no]

>>516

Is the Viking God of rockhard penis.

518 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:15 [no]

>>517 is Janet Reno in fishnet stockings.

519 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 04:26 [no]

>>518 is Ann Coulter in Janet Reno stockings.

520 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 04:35 [no]

>>519 is Jean Reno in fishnet stockings.

521 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 08:16 [no]

>>520

is masturbating to Jean Reno pictures while replying to this thread

522 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 08:33 [no]

>>521
is captain obvious

523 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 10:07 [no]

>>522 and his dickhead are separated. He still claims his flesh-eating plant seduced him to give him a blowjob and would have taken it to court if the poor vegetable hadn't died of food poisining: >>522 has never washed between his legs since his mommy stopped doing that.

524 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 13:57 [no]

>>522

is also captain obvious in disguise

525 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:18 [no]

everything about >>524 is so detesting that his right and left brain won't communicate. So he cannot count, and he cannot be creative.

526 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:29 [no]

>>525
Tried to make both sides of the brain communicate, using two tin cans and a streched wire.

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:48 [no]

The insults in this thread are getting lame. I think it's >>526's fault.

528 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 15:10 [no]

>>527

Pointing out the obvious detracts from a situation. Way to go!

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:23 [no]

>>528 is bored, boring and bothersome.

530 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:31 [no]

>>529 thinks that alliteration is somehow clever and interesting.

531 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 18:53 [no]

>>530 fails to properly appreciate literary devices.

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:09 [no]

>>531 =WTFMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMG

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:23 [no]

>>531 has crotch rot

534 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:50 [no]

>>533 didn't reload

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 20:24 [no]

>>534 enjoyed "The Matrix Reloaded"

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:04 [no]

>>535 is tight as Trinity

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:35 [no]

>>536 thinks trinity has her cherry

538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 22:12 [no]

>>537

wishes to have Neos manhood in his mouth

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 23:01 [no]

>>538 is living the dream.

540 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:30 [no]

>>541 is using a crappy browser that replied twice.

543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:38 [no]

>>542 is a niggler.

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:53 [no]

>>543 is a nigglet.

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:55 [no]

>>543 is a wannabe racist

546 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 04:42 [no]

>>545 is a midget.

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 05:28 [no]

>>546 watches Gidget.

548 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 09:13 [no]

>>547

sucks Bridgets cock off 24/7

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:23 [no]

>>548
Has a really fucked up view on what's GOOD or BAD.

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

>>549

548's view is only fucked up behind your fat ass.

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

549 is Bridget's brother

552 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:45 [no]

>>551 must be a women

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:56 [no]

>>552 would like to get in touch with women: FAT CHANCE!!!

554 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:23 [no]

>>553
Lives in the lie his other "Father" is actually a woman.

555 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 can't see the difference between a man and a woman.

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 lives in the faulty assumption that his mommy is -like his father- of the human race, when in fact she is a sheep named "dolly-chan."

557 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:52 [no]

>>556

is the child of fatty-chan

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:58 [no]

>>557 is fatty-chan

559 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:21 [no]

>>558 is the mother of fatty-chan

560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:44 [no]

>>559 is the brother-in-law of the sister of fatty-chan

561 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 18:37 [no]

>>560 is doing a great job continuing this thread's tradition of shitty insults

562 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:00 [no]

>>561 can't even get a nice scat plot into this thread.

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:43 [no]

>>562
Is jaded due to his joyangeles.com membership.

564 Name: 「」 1993-09-4481 03:31 [no]

>>563 keeps a Livejournal.

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 03:54 [no]

>>564 is a MySpace whore.

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:02 [no]

>>565 sucks Xanga users' tiny cocks.

567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:03 [no]

>>566 pays hosting and a domain name to host his own weblog

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:05 [no]

>>567 pays $200/month for 512k/128k DSL

569 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:17 [no]

>>568 pays $10/month for 10 hours of dialup.

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:43 [no]

>>569 Still uses AOL

571 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:49 [no]

>>570 Still uses Fidonet

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:48 [no]

>>571

is slower then AOL

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:58 [no]

>>572 wants to upgrade to AOL

574 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 09:56 [no]

>>573
was such a lame attempt at an insult that im left breathless..

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 10:51 [no]

>>574 forgot how to breathe.

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:28 [no]

>>575 is a breatharian.

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:53 [no]

>>576 tries to breathe underwater.

578 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:29 [no]

>>577 actually breathes under water, being a fish an all.

579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:32 [no]

>>578 is a sperm whale

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:40 [no]

>>579 is a gigantic penis.

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:49 [no]

>>580 sucks the gigantic penis.

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:56 [no]

>>581 has regular relations with George Zimmer.

583 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:03 [no]

>>582 is George Zimmer.

584 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:29 [no]

>>583 is your mother

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:32 [no]

>>584 doesn't have a mother.

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:44 [no]

>>585's mother is his favourite aunt.

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:51 [no]

>>586 has saggy balls

588 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 18:21 [no]

Unlike >>587 , >>586 has the decency to not wear shorts.

589 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:20 [no]

>>588 knows too much about >>587 shorts. Either his mom or his lover.

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:33 [no]

>>589 used to have sagging balls, untill that time he accidentally crushed them between his knees in a bizarre attempt at making a military greeting, while walking on the knees.

591 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:40 [no]

>>590 spends hours fantasizing about sagging balls and visiting sagging balls websites

592 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:42 [no]

>>591 runs a sagging balls website as a 24/7 job

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:10 [no]

>>592 is laughing now, but he ties a knot in his scrotum to remember things he would otherwise forget

594 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:56 [no]

>>593 is jealous because he has no balls to tie knots with

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:19 [no]

http://www.neuticles.com
>>594 isn't just the president, he's a client.

596 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:23 [no]

>>595 isn't just a client, he's the president.

597 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:57 [no]

>>596 does not know how to follow hyperlinks.

598 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:03 [no]

>>597 seems to be under the delusion that anybody cares

599 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:14 [no]

>>598 went to Yoshinoya today. Yes, THAT Yoshinoya.

600 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:01 [no]

>>599 didn't 600GET. How uncool!

601 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 03:59 [no]

>>600 didn't 666GET. Ha, how about that, mother fucker!

602 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 08:26 [no]

>Select clue from >>601

0 records found

603 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 10:29 [no]

>>602 is a database freak

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 13:10 [no]

>>603 is a beta freak

605 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 13:58 [no]

>>604 is an alpha airhead

606 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 14:52 [no]

>>605 Omega Failed

607 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:10 [no]

>>606 thinks he is Xtreme

608 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:11 [no]

>>606 is underflowing.

609 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:44 [no]

>>608 is menstruating

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:52 [no]

>>609 is a typical insensitive male

611 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 16:52 [no]

>>610 is a typical oversensitive tranny

612 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 18:29 [no]

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER II !!!!!!!!!

613 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:11 [no]

>>612 is amused by repetition

614 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:39 [no]

>>613 is amused by what little penis he has

615 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:49 [no]

Such a thing aside, >>614, please listen to me, in spite of being not related this thread very much.  Yesterday, I went to YOSHINOYA nearby my house. Then,I found that all seats were saved, and couldn’t sit.  I gazed a banner which says“Reducing By 150yen”.  Are they fool?Is it nonsense?  Hey, don’t come YOSHINOYA where you usually don’t come only for reducing by 150yen,goddam!  Parents and their children also came,and said“Now, Dad’ll order TOKUMORI!” I couldn’t see anymore.  I give you 150yen, so get away.  YOSHINOYA originally should be more bloodthirsty.  To stab or to be stabbed,such an atmosphere is desirable. Women and children must keep out it.  At last, I sat.Then, the man who sit next to me ordered“OOMORI TUYUDAKU”. So, I got angry again. Listen, TUYUDAKU is already out of date. I was disgusted because you order TUYUDAKU with a look of triumph. I want to ask him“Is that true that you want TUYUDAKU?”. I want to ask a question closely. I want to ask a question closely almost one hour. I want to say“You simply want to say TUYUDAKU, and want to behave as if you  are in the know. From the point of my view who is an professional of YOSHINOHYA, fashion among professionals of YOSHINOYA is NEGIDAKU. It is. NEGIDAKU is with much of leek. It is order style for professional of YOSHINOYA. But if you order with that style, you’ll marked by a clerk. It is, so to speak, a sword with edges on the both side of it. I can’t recommend it to beginners. After all, you, a beginner, should eat GYUSYAKETEISYOKU.

616 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 21:17 [no]

??? Everyone should just keep walking and not make eye-contact with >>615 . Its for your own safety.

617 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 21:55 [no]

>>616

is a newbie

618 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:19 [no]

>>617
Pretends he knows stuff.

619 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:38 [no]

>>618

is awesome

620 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:41 [no]

>>619 is making a very poor attempt at reverse psychology.

621 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 01:42 [no]

>>620 thinks Freud actually knew something.

622 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 01:47 [no]

>>621
Understimates a person with clearly much more brains than himself.

623 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 03:34 [no]

>>622 misunderestimates things often.

624 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 07:31 [no]

"misunderestimates"? ARE YOU EVEN TRYING!?

You belong here:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1132715633

Go now before you hurt yourself!

625 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 10:20 [no]

>>624 isn't trying either.

626 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 14:49 [no]

627 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 15:30 [no]

>>626 thinks silence is an insult. That is true unless you have actual friends.

628 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 16:24 [no]

>>627 thinks the quick brown fox really jumped over the lazy dog.

629 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 16:51 [no]

>>628 is sexually attracted to Jack Daw's big sphynx of quartz

630 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 20:25 [no]

>>629 is [verb]ing the [body part] of [male name] and liking it.

631 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 21:43 [no]

>>630 masturbates to mad libs

632 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 23:04 [no]

>>631 Is just jealous about the masturbating, because he lost his penis when attempting to mate with a crocodile.

633 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 23:05 [no]

>>632 dressed up like a crocodile and bit off >>631's penis

634 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:00 [no]

>>633 hopes to some day be a great DQN like his father, >>31

635 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:21 [no]

>>634 still remembers >>31.

636 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 02:40 [no]

>>635 NO U

637 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 02:49 [no]

>>636 IS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT

638 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 02:53 [no]

>>637 IS A STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL FAGGOT

639 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 10:09 [no]

>>638

IS A BENT METROSEXUAL FAGGOT

640 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 10:29 [no]

>>639 milked that to the last drop.

641 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 11:05 [no]

>>640
Paris hilton without boobs

642 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:44 [no]

>>641 Paris Hilton.

643 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:56 [no]

>>642 Paris

644 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 17:06 [no]

>>643 likes the writing of Ayn Rand

645 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 17:31 [no]

>>644 is Ayn Rand's sex slave

646 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 17:41 [no]

>>645 is Ayn Rand form Paris

647 This post sucks.

648 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 18:56 [no]

>>647 posted in this thread

649 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 20:54 [no]

>>648's post sucked more than >>647

650 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 21:40 [no]

>>649
It takes a pro to recognize another pro.

651 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 23:17 [no]

>>650 recognized >>649

652 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 00:53 [no]

Now >>651 is just being silly.

653 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 01:48 [no]

>>652 has an overactive thyroid.

654 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 02:41 [no]

>>653 tries to change the subject

655 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 03:56 [no]

>>654 just states the obvious.

656 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 06:18 [no]

>>655 didn't get it until the obvious was stated.

657 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 07:13 [no]

>>656 didn't get it, period.

658 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 13:04 [no]

>>657

didnt get it and never will get it period.

659 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 15:10 [no]

>>658 did get it, but didn't understand it

660 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 15:32 [no]

>>1-659 got owned.

661 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 17:39 [no]

>>660 never got an owner and was lonely all his life

662 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 18:54 [no]

>>661 smells like poo.

663 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 18:57 [no]

>>662 has the wit and sophistication of a donkey.

664 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 19:14 [no]

>>663 has a donkey of wit and sophistication.

665 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 19:35 [no]

>>664 664

666 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 20:06 [no]

>>665 is satan.

667 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 20:46 [no]

>>666 NO U

668 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 20:53 [no]

>>667 failed to notice "Captain Obvious" does in fact contain a U.

669 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 21:02 [no]

>>668 failed to make any sense

670 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 21:52 [no]

>>669
Limp Bizkit.

671 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 22:17 [no]

>>670

Nirvana

672 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 22:22 [no]

>>671 Alloursongssoundthesame Park

673 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 23:14 [no]

>>672 broke up the Beatles.

674 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 23:28 [no]

>>673 broke up Bob Dylan.

675 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 05:21 [no]

>>674 is to blame for all the 80's music.

676 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 05:45 [no]

>>675 killed the Radio Star.

677 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 07:34 [no]

>>676 started emo.

678 This post sucks.

679 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 08:22 [no]

>>677 ENJOYED what >>678 started

680 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 09:08 [no]

>>679

saw what never existed

681 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 09:39 [no]

>>680 uses interesting euphemisms to talk about his genitals

682 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 10:51 [no]

>>681

is mistaking 680 for himself, as he has never had any genitals to speak of since he was born

683 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 11:14 [no]

>>682 is jealous because >>681 had the correct set.

684 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 11:18 [no]

>>683

is jealous because >>682 was correct, and his manhood matches that of >>681

685 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 12:19 [no]

>>684 wishes he himself had a manhood to speak of, instead of playing down the gear of people he has never seen.

686 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 15:49 [no]

>>685 is a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being

687 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 15:58 [no]

>686 is DQN

688 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 16:03 [no]

>>687 hates to see two of the same characters next to each other.

689 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 16:37 [no]

>>688 doesn't realize that >>687 is an idiot

690 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 19:55 [no]

>>689 has no sense of the postmodern.

691 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 20:38 [no]

>>690 has a fantastic sense of the postmodern

692 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 22:28 [no]

>>691

has no sense of anything, none at all, your senseless, senseless i say senseless moooooo!

693 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 22:58 [no]

>>692 says senseless moooooo!

694 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 23:21 [no]

>>693 is Darth Cow

695 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 23:27 [no]

>>694 enjoys cosplaying as Darth Cow

696 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 23:29 [no]

>>695 enjoys crossplaying as Darth Cow

697 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 23:32 [no]

>>696 organized a Darth Cow convention

698 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 06:01 [no]

>>697 is a demented otaku with smelly feet. >>699 is a gay otaku fetishist who lusts for him.

699 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 07:05 [no]

>>698 is weird for NOT enjoying smelly feet.

700 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 09:27 [no]

>>699 did not wait for 700GET

701 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 09:28 [no]

>>700 waited for 700GET

702 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 09:28 [no]

>>701 was waiting for 700GET and is sad because he missed it

703 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 10:42 [no]

>>702 was waiting for >>701 just to insult him

704 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 11:13 [no]

>>703

is overweight! Panda Panda

705 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 13:02 [no]

>>704

Pa Pa Panda

706 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 15:40 [no]

>>705 doesn't even know how to insult people.

707 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 16:35 [no]

>>706 has JELLY ROLLS! JELLY ROLLS!

708 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 17:43 [no]

Nobody loves >>707

709 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 17:47 [no]

Everybody loves >>708. In the butt.

710 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 22:46 [no]

>>709 NO U

711 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 22:52 [no]

>>710 's mother is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "One at time please."

712 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 23:09 [no]

>>711's mother is so fat, the National Weather Service assigns names to her farts.

713 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 23:22 [no]

>>712 thinks >>711 cares about his mother.

714 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 23:42 [no]

>>713

is a Panda

715 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 23:52 [no]

>>714 Pa Pa Panda

716 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:00 [no]

>>715 is repetitive and can't think of a single creative thing to say

>>715 spent also spent the whole day refreshing DQN to see if anyone had insulted him yet

717 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:01 [no]

>>716

is bigger then xbox

718 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:36 [no]

>>717

Get banned faggot

719 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:49 [no]

can't spell xbox

720 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:50 [no]

>>719 also forgot to wear pants today.

721 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 11:07 [no]

multi insult mode, since theirs a tard on the thread

>>718

is a fucking failure, how can saying get banned insult someone

>>720

never wears pants

722 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 11:08 [no]

>>720
I don't even want to know how he knew that.

723 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 13:00 [no]

>>722 doesn't want to know anything and has no reason to stay in high school

724 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 04:46 [no]

>>723 doesn't help with low quality of the last posts.

725 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:43 [no]

>>724 wrote the last posts.

726 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 06:30 [no]

>>725 ioiojfrswety

727 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 07:09 [no]

>>726 is too coherent for this thread

728 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 07:51 [no]

>>727 is a Panda

729 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 07:52 [no]

>>728 Pa Pa Panda

730 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 12:37 [no]

>>727 tried to be too coherent for this thread but failed.

731 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 16:15 [no]

>>730 was never here. never was, will be or will ever have existed. Good day non-sir.

732 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 17:31 [no]

>>731 is talking to empty air.

733 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 18:20 [no]

>>732 imports air bottles from Switzerland

734 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:15 [no]

>>733 has a Swiss bank account.

735 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:16 [no]

>>733 exports fart bottles to Switzerland

736 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:42 [no]

>>735

makes gay pron in switzerland

737 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 00:47 [no]

>>736 is Joop Wilhelmus.

738 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 01:24 [no]

>>737 is >>736's mother.

739 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 03:11 [no]

>>738 is >>735's mother.

740 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 06:41 [no]

>>739 stands accused of robbery

p.s. i'm the baliff

741 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 09:29 [no]

>>740 partook in the prison sex involving >>739 and >>735

742 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 09:57 [no]

>>741 sells vaselines in prisons

743 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 10:08 [no]

>>742
"Tests the said vaseline before he sells them.."
No but srsly, we need more creativity in here! No more given follow-up posts plz!

744 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 11:03 [no]

>>743

Gets thrown in prison all the time for being so fucking ugly

745 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 11:53 [no]

>>744 is >>743's mother

746 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 13:14 [no]

>>745 forgives and forgets.

747 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 14:28 [no]

>>746 just forgets

748 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 15:30 [no]

>>747 is fat like a jumbo jet.

749 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 16:54 [no]

>>748 has more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.

750 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 21:27 [no]

>>749's poetry book was rejected by every editor.

751 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 22:05 [no]

>>750 trained at the Goatse Dojo.

752 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 22:49 [no]

>>751

is the goatse guy himself

753 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 23:01 [no]

>>752 is the giver.

754 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 23:04 [no]

>>753

is the taker

755 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 23:40 [no]

>>754 is not familiar with goatse.

756 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 23:44 [no]

>>755

is very familiar with goatse as he visits everyday for his daily pleasure

757 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 23:44 [no]

>>755 is the receiver

758 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 00:23 [no]

>>757 has a telephone complex.

759 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 01:42 [no]

>>758 is afraid of telephones.

760 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 03:11 [no]

>>759

doesnt have any freinds, and as such has no phone

761 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 03:41 [no]

>>760 is a phony.

762 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 15:53 [no]

>>761 accidentally developed flesh-eating bacteria her belly-button

763 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 15:57 [no]

>>762

lol muppet

764 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 18:22 [no]

>>763 is a Panda

765 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 21:59 [no]

>>764 is probably albright

766 Name: Bah 1993-09-4491 22:28 [no]

>>765 Wants to have sex with pandas while jerking off Mr. Dress Ups dead corpse in front of Martha Stweart.

767 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 23:55 [no]

>>766 this his vore fetish is 'perfectly acceptable'

768 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 00:05 [no]

>>767 doesn't proofread his posts.

769 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 00:26 [no]

>>768 thinks grammar is important on the interbutt.

770 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 00:45 [no]

>>769 is thinking about bottoms.

771 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 02:01 [no]

>>770 is too sheltered to say "ass."

772 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 02:34 [no]

>>771 still thinks saying "ass" is funny

773 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 05:19 [no]

>>772 still thinks "ass" is fanny

774 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 07:13 [no]

>>773 really isn't punny

775 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 07:21 [no]

>>774 is puny

776 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 08:03 [no]

>>775 bodybuilds to draw attention away from his tiny penis

777 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 08:19 [no]

>>776 penisbuilds using penis weights and drugs

778 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 11:44 [no]

>>777 is obsessed with penises.

779 Name: Captain Oblivious 1993-09-4492 12:36 [no]

>>778 PENIS PENIS PENIS

780 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 12:53 [no]

>>779 is a Panda

781 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 16:20 [no]

>>780 couldn't get laid if the survival of his species depended on it

782 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 16:39 [no]

>>781 couldn't get laid with a Panda!

783 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 17:30 [no]

>>782 got laid with centipedes.

784 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 18:06 [no]

>>783 does not impress with his 'centimeter beast'

785 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 23:53 [no]

>>784 enjoys constructing awkward sentences.

786 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 07:52 [no]

>>785 enjoys construction work.

787 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 09:01 [no]

>>786 enjoys construction workers.

788 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 10:57 [no]

>>787 is no >>777

789 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 12:15 [no]

>>788 is.

790 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 13:58 [no]

>>789 verbs.

791 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 14:48 [no]

>>790

Pie

792 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 15:03 [no]

>>791 thinks pi is 3.

793 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 16:02 [no]

>>792 is half of pi.

794 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 19:18 [no]

>>793 gets dressed up like a mailman while his mother goes and has sex with some guy he doesn't know on his dad's bed.

795 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 20:53 [no]

C-C-C-C COMBRO BREAKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

796 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 21:21 [no]

>>795 is dqn

797 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 21:29 [no]

>>796 forgets where he is.

798 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 21:31 [no]

>>797 forgets who's bed he's in

799 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 21:43 [no]

>>798 is in bed with a Panda

800 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 22:25 [no]

>>799
Stole a panda in order to please his faggot master>>797

801 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 22:36 [no]

>>800 didn't 800GET

802 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 23:04 [no]

>>801 is trying way too hard to be DQN. Trying and failing.

803 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 23:44 [no]

>>802

is obviously DQN but doesnt realise it

slaps your dqn damnit

804 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 01:43 [no]

>>803 slapped >>802's DQN, damnit.

805 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:02 [no]

>>804 is a fucking idiot

806 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:27 [no]

>>805
Fucks idiots.

807 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:41 [no]

>>805 is fucking an idiot.

808 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 02:49 [no]

>>807 is too lame to think of a new joke

809 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:02 [no]

>>808 thought of a new joke, but didn't bother using it.

810 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:07 [no]

>>809 is uncreative.

811 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:34 [no]

>>810

is very creative in bed

812 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:35 [no]

>>810 is a churlish swag-bellied fustilarian

813 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 03:37 [no]

>>812 uses terminology I don't understand

814 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 05:25 [no]

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 .| ヾミ,l _;;-==ェ;、   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_ ヒ-彡|
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  | ヽ"::::''   ̄´.::;i,  i `'' ̄    r';' }   | I see so many crappy treads here.
 . ゙N l ::.  ....:;イ;:'  l 、     ,l,フ ノ   | You'de better get out of here,
 . |_i"ヽ;:...:::/ ゙'''=-='''´`ヽ.  /i l"  <  otherwise you spoil yourself!
   .| ::゙l  ::´~===' '===''` ,il" .|'".    | 
    .{  ::| 、 :: `::=====::" , il   |     \________
   /ト、 :|. ゙l;:        ,i' ,l' ノト、
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'"   |   ''-、'ー--─'";;-'''"   ,|   \_

815 This post sucks.

816 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 05:55 [no]

>>815 You suck.

817 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 07:06 [no]

>>816 swallows.

818 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 11:50 [no]

>>817 thinks swallowing is bad

819 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 13:42 [no]

818 douches with lysol

820 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 15:21 [no]

819 is funny

821 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 16:24 [no]

>>820's keyboard and mouse are broken.

822 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 18:52 [no]

>>821 is not good at personal hygiene

823 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4494 22:26 [no]

>>822

Smells because he cant afford a bathtub or a shower

824 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 03:18 [no]

>>823 smells despite the fact that he showers twice a day

825 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 13:39 [no]

>>824 has no discernable smell at all, because he's a robot.

826 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 13:54 [no]

>>825 trusts the pusher robot.

827 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 14:52 [no]

>>826 thinks it's funny to make references only five people will get.

828 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 19:04 [no]

>>827 trusts the shover robot.

829 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 19:30 [no]

>>828 plays too much Escape ( http://escape.spacebar.org/ ).

830 This post sucks.

831 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 19:51 [no]

>>829

doesn't read SA.

832 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 20:13 [no]

>>831 has stairs in his house

833 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 20:42 [no]

>>832

thinks secret codes make you cool. He's wrong, though.

834 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 22:40 [no]

>>833
Buys CDs.

835 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 00:48 [no]

>>834 pirates music.

836 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 01:00 [no]

>>835
please check the needfull

837 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 01:23 [no]

>>836 is a Panda

838 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 01:27 [no]

>>837

speands his life outside in the grass because he has no home, like a Panda!, hows the bamboo?

839 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 02:12 [no]

>>838 needs spellcheck.

840 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 04:40 [no]

>>839 is giving lessons but doesn't check if spellcheck is a valid spelling.

841 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 05:23 [no]

quote from 840 please ignore this

>>839

what do you mean spell check? my spelling is fine :s

842 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 07:11 [no]

>>841 is clearly a faggot.

843 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 07:49 [no]

speands!, o rly?

844 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 09:13 [no]

>>843 make no sense

845 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 14:49 [no]

>>844 has no brain

846 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 14:57 [no]

>>845 tries to define a moral code out of porn-flicks

847 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 16:13 [no]

>>846 thinks it can't be done.

848 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 16:42 [no]

>>847 has done it

849 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 17:10 [no]

848 has done it and confessed to it in church

850 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 17:25 [no]

>>849 has FAILED to use the leading >> symbols because he is a big dummyhead.

851 Name: Jesus 1993-09-4496 19:45 [no]

you're a fag and nobody likes you. plz die amirite?

852 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 19:55 [no]

>>851 wasn't even really born on christmas.

853 This post sucks.

854 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 21:17 [no]

o/~ >>852's nuts roasting in his pants on fire... o/~

855 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 22:22 [no]

>>854 fails at attempting to create a graphical representation of an insult using text

856 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 00:03 [no]

>>855 fails at failing

857 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 00:32 [no]

>>856

fails and failing to fail

858 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 01:14 [no]

>>857 is a coprophile

859 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 02:57 [no]

>>858

is a hermaphrodite

www.dictionary.com go check... hahah

860 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 03:11 [no]

>>859 thinks that perverts like us DQN don't know what a hermaphrodite is.

861 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 05:15 [no]

>>860 makes a good point, but that doesn't change the fact that he rapes baby goats.

862 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 06:58 [no]

>>861 practices beastiality.

863 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 07:13 [no]

>>862 has bestiality practiced on him

864 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 07:40 [no]

>>863 is making remarks like a 4channer

865 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 09:57 [no]

>>864 is DQN

866 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 10:38 [no]

>>865 is Captain Obvious

867 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 11:33 [no]

>>866 is CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

868 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 12:59 [no]

>>867 is time warping.

869 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 13:04 [no]

>>868 is a time cop

870 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 14:27 [no]

>>869 is a fucking tripcode fag man. I hate you.

871 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 16:30 [no]

>>870 jerks off to Oprah Winfrey shows.

872 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 17:52 [no]

>>868 remembers doing the TIme Warp, drinking those moments when the blackness would hit him and the void would be calling
>>871 performs autoerotic asphyxiation while watching Dr. Phil

873 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 18:17 [no]

>>872 has a problem with playing by the rules

874 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 18:48 [no]

>>873 is just another goody two-shoes.

875 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:01 [no]

>>874 is the grain of sand in the Machine who will bring the collapse of all that is noble and good.

876 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:09 [no]

>>875 will never amount to anything.

877 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:39 [no]

>>876 does nothing but tell people who have already amounted to things that they will, in fact, not amount to anything -- ironically so because it is in fact >>876 who will amount to very little, if anything at all.

878 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 23:02 [no]

>>877
no u

879 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 23:03 [no]

>>878 can't think for himself.

880 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 23:56 [no]

>>879 can't think at all.

881 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 00:48 [no]

>>880

hasnt got a mind of his own

882 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 00:53 [no]

>>881 is just bitter because he isn't part of the hive-mind.

883 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 02:33 [no]

>>882

is in love with Kato

884 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 02:35 [no]

>>883 sodomizes his cat

885 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 04:52 [no]

>>884

wishes gantz would revive 10 homos to have gay sex with him

886 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 05:42 [no]

Gantz revived 10 homos to have gay sex with >>885

887 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 07:18 [no]

>>887
Has hot semen on draft at his home

888 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 08:13 [no]

>>887 has cold semen on draft at his home

889 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 16:12 [no]

>>888 thinks he's cool simply because he GOT an interesting number

890 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 16:54 [no]

>>889 is upset because he missed the GET

891 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 19:24 [no]

>>890 doesn't understand monads

892 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 20:51 [no]

>>891
Thinks computer science is cool

893 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 21:36 [no]

>>892 majored in computer science.

894 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 22:08 [no]

>>893 majored in Political Science.

895 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 23:16 [no]

>>894
Is a high school dropout.

896 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 00:43 [no]

>>895 thinks that one can learn something useful at school.

897 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 01:05 [no]

>>896 learned everything from his Ma and Pa out on the ranch. Except how to read and write.

898 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 02:37 [no]

>>897 will show you the life of the mind.

899 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 03:13 [no]

>>898

IS FATTER THEN SANTA HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS FAT BOY!

900 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 03:28 [no]

>>899 is a godless communist and therefore does not enjoy Christmas.

901 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 03:44 [no]

>>900 is an imperialist amerikkkan capitalist pig

902 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 04:11 [no]

>>901 is homosexual and is not welcomed in the forbidden garden of Jesus.

903 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 04:23 [no]

>>902 is a Panda and is not welcomed in the forbidden thread of insulting.

904 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 04:42 [no]

>>903 FUCK SHIT COCK

905 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 05:31 [no]

>>904 is not posting in a legendary thread

906 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 06:59 [no]

>>905 is a fudk

907 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 07:05 [no]

>>906 is a fuddy-duddy.

908 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 07:19 [no]

>>907 ain't hep to the jive.

909 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 07:26 [no]

Jive-master >>908 don't have no brain, anyhow.

910 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 08:58 [no]

>>909 Merry fucking Christmas in the middle of September, dick.

911 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 10:17 [no]

>>910
Retard. orz

912 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 16:59 [no]

>>911 Retard. orz

913 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 17:07 [no]

>>913 forgot the magic.

914 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 20:09 [no]

>>913 also forgot the sage.

915 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 20:59 [no]

>>914 is fucked by me

916 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 21:03 [no]

>914 is fucked by me

917 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 21:04 [no]

>>914 is fucked by me

918 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 21:04 [no]

>>917 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 21:04 [no]
>>914 is fucked by me
is fucked by me

919 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 21:23 [no]

>>918 is a fucker.

920 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 22:03 [no]

>>919 is a moron spammer.

921 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 22:22 [no]

>>920

is the fucker, not the fuckee

922 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 22:37 [no]

Hey,>>921.
you are fuck off.
and your girl frielnd is reiping by me.

923 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 22:51 [no]

>>922

Lol that made no sense

sorry DQN this may seem like a generic insult, please forgive me for i have sinned

LEARN SOME DAMN GRAMMAR, YOU MAKE NO SENSE ;.;

924 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 23:26 [no]

>>923 is very upset.

925 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 23:47 [no]

>>924 likes using pussy words to describe masculine rage.

926 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 23:52 [no]

>>925 is frustrated.

927 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 00:20 [no]

>>926
Is gay. Hard gay.

928 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 00:37 [no]

>>927

Doesn't understand the difference between hard gay and HAADO GEI

929 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 00:39 [no]

>>928 just made that up so he would have an insult

930 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 00:40 [no]

>>928
Bumped the thread for no reason at all.

931 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 00:40 [no]

>>929 has an insult or two.

932 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 00:46 [no]

>>930 is uncoordinated. >>931 has nothing better to do on Christmas than post to DQN. >>932 is a hypocrite.

933 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 01:04 [no]

>>932 said it himself.

934 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 05:11 [no]

>>933 can't bring himself to hit the other guy while he's down.

935 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 14:29 [no]

>>934 doesn't dare hit anyone who isn't.

936 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 14:32 [no]

Take this, >>934! WHUP! CRASH! BANG! 'Feel better yet?

937 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 17:51 [no]

>>936

likes to bang guys up the arse

938 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 18:10 [no]

Better than licking it like >>937 does.

939 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 19:05 [no]

>>938 wants 1000 THAT badly.

940 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 20:33 [no]

>>939 takes 63 bit sockets in the ass.

941 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 22:24 [no]

>>940

takes 64 and a half bit sockets in the ass and enjoys it, begging for more and more, till his anus explodes

942 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 22:32 [no]

>>941 explodes.

943 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 22:47 [no]

>>942

takes 64 and a half bit sockets in the ass and enjoys it, begging for more and more, till his anus explodes

944 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 23:53 [no]

>>943 is unoriginal

945 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 00:46 [no]

>>944

is cliched and lives up to the name Captain Obvious!

946 Name: 944 1993-09-4501 00:48 [no]

>>945 makes me cry and be sad :(

947 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 00:57 [no]

>>946 wants to make sure everyone knows he was >>944

948 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 02:23 [no]

>>947 wishes he were >>946

949 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 04:03 [no]

>>948

WISHY WASHY

950 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 04:34 [no]

>>949 is CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

951 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 15:06 [no]

>>950 is IQ=85

952 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 15:43 [no]

>>951 is a smelly, smelly little boy who smells

953 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 15:58 [no]

>>952 is a terrible trumpet player

954 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 16:31 [no]

>>953 is tone-deaf

955 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 17:02 [no]

>>954 predicted the imminent death of the 'Net

956 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 20:29 [no]

>>955 bought 500 bottles of spring water in preparation for Y2K

957 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 22:02 [no]

>>956 believes the Web 2.0 hype

958 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 22:25 [no]

>>957 believes the iPod hype.

959 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 22:51 [no]

>>958

Belives in what little hype the Nintendo Revolution has

960 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:03 [no]

>>959 owns 3 PSPs. One for shitty homebrew and pointless emulation, one for normal use, and one for absolutely nothing.

961 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:17 [no]

>>960 is horribly mistaken because >>959 doesnt own a PSP, and thinks the machine sucks, but instead >>960 is mistakening himself for >>959

962 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:41 [no]

>>961 is an absolute idiot for pointlessly attempting to defend >>959

963 Name: 1993-09-4502 03:01 [no]

>>962 bought 200 cases of canned beans in preparation for Y2K.

964 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 03:30 [no]

>>963

Buys 300 cases of canned beans in preparation for Y3K

965 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 03:35 [no]

>>964 fapped 300 times in preparation for 1000GET

966 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 04:23 [no]

>>965 thinks 1000GET is unimportant, the uncultured swine that he is.

967 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 06:58 [no]

>>966 raises uncultured swines for a living.

968 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 08:35 [no]

>>967 loves the way those uncultured swine oink when he does them in the butt.

969 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 10:14 [no]

>>968 loves to cavort in a bathtub filled with mayonnaise and pigs.

970 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 19:33 [no]

>>969 loves to cavort in a bathtub filled with hot sauce and caviar.

971 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 20:20 [no]

>>970 ruined the STEALTH THREAD by posting and then not deleting the posts

972 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 21:54 [no]

>>971 is too smart for a DQNer and is gonna get his ass handed to him

973 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 00:49 [no]

>>972 knows from having his ass handed to him many times.

974 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 01:25 [no]

>>973 ate >>964's beans and posted the results at sniff's drawing studio.

975 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 01:55 [no]

>>974 thinks "alright" is a word

976 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 02:03 [no]

>>975 is so close.

977 Name: 1993-09-4503 02:37 [no]

>>976 has writer's block in the insult thread.

978 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 03:07 [no]

>>977

is the preist guy that gets crushed in Gantz

in other words a damn fool

979 This post sucks.

980 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 03:47 [no]

>>979 posted shit in an already shitty thread.

981 Name: 1993-09-4503 04:00 [no]

>>978 is trying to be clever.
>>979 is in the wrong thread.
>>980 is doing it wrong.
    人
  (__)
\(__)/ Don't make shitty posts!
 ( ・∀・ )

982 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 05:13 [no]

>>981 made a shitty post.

983 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 06:28 [no]

>>982 is just jealous that he can't copipe.

984 Name: 1993-09-4503 06:42 [no]

>>983 went to Yoshinoya and ordered extra sauce.

985 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 07:00 [no]

>>984's daddy ordered the extra-large.

986 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 07:03 [no]

>>986 doesn't like beef bowls, but went anyway just because of the discount

987 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 07:44 [no]

>>986 failed in trying to insult >>985.

988 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 08:06 [no]

>>987 shot the sheriff, but left the deputy alive to testify at the trial.

989 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 09:16 [no]

>>988 swears it was in self defense, but no one believes him except idiots like >>990.

990 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:35 [no]

>>989 refuses to believe that aliens are out there.

991 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:46 [no]

>>990 is from Uranus

992 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 14:48 [no]

>>991 is from France.

993 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:55 [no]

>>993 thinks Uranus is better than France.

994 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 14:59 [no]

>>993 is doing it wrong

995 Name: 「」 1993-09-4503 15:16 [no]

>>994 hears that from his mother every other night.

996 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 15:42 [no]

>>995 hears that from his uncle every night

997 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 16:07 [no]

>>996 is an uncle fucker

998 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 16:44 [no]

>>997 repeated the previous insult, but phrased in a dumber way.

999 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 17:09 [no]

>>998 is afraid of change.

1000 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 17:31 [no]

>>999 was so close!

1002 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:02 [no]

>>1001's penis width and length stand to each other as the golden ratio

1003 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:13 [no]

1002 can measure a penis with the accuracy of Rain Man. Practice makes perfect! :D

1004 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:21 [no]

>>1003 thought long and hard about that one

1005 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:27 [no]

>>1004 is a big, fat poopyhead

1006 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:42 [no]

TEH HORROR!! >>1000 didn't 1000GET!!

1007 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 19:00 [no]

>>1006 should not be insulted because pedo-abused primary school wimps like 1006 will become obsessed with donkey-bestiality. So please don't insult him, because he will fail at it, at the cost of the poor donkey. Thank you.

1008 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 19:20 [no]

>>1007 is a pacifist

1009 Name: Brian 1993-09-4503 23:33 [no]

is a pedafile

1010 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 00:41 [no]

1011 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 00:59 [no]

>>1010 lol your want

1012 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 01:14 [no]

>>1011 hopes to some day achive the true 1000GET.

1013 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 03:32 [no]

>>1012 is saging an unbumpable thread

1014 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 15:09 [no]

>>1013 knows a lot about threads.

1015 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 20:10 [no]

>>1014 is me, but I'm posting again just to keep this thread alive. Come on, bump or no bump, let's continue the insults!

1016 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 20:37 [no]

This thread will never see the light of day again, and it's all >>1015's fault.

1017 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 21:10 [no]

>>1016 is a naysayer.

1018 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 00:25 [no]

>>1017 is a yaysayer

1019 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 00:26 [no]

>>1017 is trying to beat off a dead horse.

1020 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 01:40 [no]

>>1019 failed to reload

1021 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 02:50 [no]

>>1020 has failed to end this thread peacefully.

!!!!!!!! THE ENDO!!!!!!!!!!!

1022 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 15:36 [no]

>>1021's reports of this thread's end were greatly exaggerated.

1023 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 18:45 [no]

>>1001-1022 failed to migrate to the new thread

1024 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 19:47 [no]

>>1023 failed to ignore the new thread and keep using the original and best.

1025 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 20:44 [no]

>>1024 boycotted New Coke.

1026 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 00:40 [no]

>>1025

is a fucknut

1027 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 04:56 [no]

>>1026 doesn't give me much to go on

1028 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 02:20 [no]

>>1027
No more clever insutls to throw, eh?
Well that's why I'm here to shine brightly, in contrast to your poopy presence.

1029 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 03:12 [no]

>>1028 uses the word "poopy" unnecessarily.

1030 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:01 [no]

>>1029 uses the word "poopy" necessarily.

1031 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:01 [no]

>>1029's existance is "unnececssary"

1032 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:14 [no]

>>1030 >>1031
Posted at the exactly same minute. And it maybe goes without saying, but THAT is proof enough, you are my Grandfather.

1033 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 04:38 [no]

>>1032 didn't have much parental support during childhood

1034 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:21 [no]

>>1033 had an unbumpable secret clubhouse.

1035 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 19:06 [no]

>>1034 was never allowed in the neighborhood kids' secret clubhouse

1036 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 20:19 [no]

>>1035
Is still attending "secret clubhouse" meetings

1037 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 22:17 [no]

>>1036 is the proud owner of a "secret clubhouse"

1038 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 22:29 [no]

>>1037's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

1039 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 22:57 [no]

>>1038, you ARE the father.

1040 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 00:29 [no]

>>1039 is rabid and frothing at the mouth

1041 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 14:38 [no]

>>1040
Suffers from hallucinations caused by the drug his stepfather gives him before putting IT in. He's probably a little dizzy from last nights session.

1042 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 19:06 [no]

>>1041 is obsessed with drugs

1043 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 22:44 [no]

>>1042
Fucks anything with a heartbeat. And he's not on any kind of drug.

1044 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 14:09 [no]

>>1043 fucks anything without a heartbeat. What kind of nonsatiated necrophile are you!

1045 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 17:13 [no]

>>1044 fucks inanimate objects

1046 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 19:21 [no]

>>1045 thinks the word "fuck" is hilarious

1047 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 20:44 [no]

>>1046 is a cunt.

1048 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:00 [no]

>>1047 exemplifies the universal truth that profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.

1049 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:02 [no]

>>1048 likes anal.

1050 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 01:48 [no]

>>1049 likes Anal Cunt.

1051 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 18:20 [no]

>>1-1050 have forgotten about this thread :(

1052 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 12:32 [no]

>>1051 hasn't.

1053 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 21:31 [no]

>>1052 reloads this THREAD everyday.

1054 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 01:26 [no]

>>1053 writes THREAD in uppercase

1055 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 01:48 [no]

>>1054 writes Thread in title case.

1056 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:37

>>1055 writes tHREAD in reverse title case.

1057 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:24

>>1056 needs to stfu, stop posting and gtfo

1058 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:26

>>1001-1056 shouldn't be able to post in a >1000 thread

1059 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:31

1060 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 22:45

>>1059 Saged, making it clear that he hates this thread.

1061 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 22:53

>>1060 has no fucking idea what this thread is about

1062 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 23:54

>>1061 has man boobies.

1063 Name: !3GqYIJ3Obs : 1993-09-4578 23:55

>>1062 has big butt

1064 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:32

>>1063 has a big fat head

1065 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:44

>>1064 Thinks we'll make it to 2000GET

1066 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:54

>>1065 sometimes posts as !3GqYIJ3Obs

1067 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4660 01:58

>>1066 killed this thread.

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