Once a upon a time there was a....
2GET
who lived in a castle.
Pilgrims from all around 4-ch journeyed to the wise 2GET's castle for
fear of teh fib stealing their loli, which
was their cash crop, but one day
a challenger appeared!!
A bear in a black cape swooped down onto the scene.
The bear looked around, taking in the scene, then he spoke:
"Is this loli?"
The townspeople cringed.
From the crowd emerged a young knight, who bravely declared,
"NO U!!"
Then Pedobear pulled out his enormous wang.
"Good sir, let us settle this dispute civilly. Shall we duel for the loli anon?"
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRILLIN?!" asked the young knight.
sigh
"NO!" the bear screamed, as he drew his weapon and dashed toward the young night
but suddenly the young knight...
came
into his own and
screamed with great ferocity as well
as pissing in his pants
and shitting in his hat
...had ruined his cloths. Those stains would never come out.
Sallying forth to find a river of cleansing and do his laundry, the knight was overcome by
the spirit of DQN
which lead to the creation of
a mighty boat which would lead
everyone to hell
and back from there to the bosoms of plentiful and lovely young maidens
( ´ω`) And Grandpa appeared!
His darkened for hovered in the shadows.
>His darkened form hovered in the shadows.
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However, his gargantuan glowing rod of manliness
was not the only thing he'd left at home.
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Battling against strong currents
Grandpa returned home to retrieve what he had forgotten only to...
realize that..
he had become Darkpa! （｀ハ´）
Meanwhile, Pedobear was back to old tricks.
He had captured baby Princess Peach, along with
Nevada, he prepared his grand plan to
RETAKE THE MOTHERLAND
from the evil clutches of
China. To realize this plan Nevada had to
go back to school because she forgot
her cache of
molotov coctails. Opening up her
best friend, she found the molotovs and
the sweater she lent her last year. Suprisingly ...
... when she put it on, she realized she was alredy 18 as her breasts mercilessly exploded through the all-too-weak fabric, sending her nipples
flying across the room. Why did her friend keep baby bottles in this sweater?
Before she had time to think she was startled by a russling sound from the shadows...
It was then he appeared the Legendary Heroes by the name...
of longcat! With a quick twitch of his loooooooooong body
but Nevada prepare to counter it with her
sweater! The milk from the baby bottles showered Longcat who
drank the milk
, only to realize that it was soy.
He promptly began farting like a
Elephant that got diarhea, but that fart is actually
an embodiment of
swiss cheese. Nevada had to act quickly now, she
is so desperate so she used here summoning skills to call upon the mighty
Monty Python bunny slipper. "Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?" Well,
it's actually Takeshi Hongo!
Anyway... The long cat was defeated. Nevada looked at her clothes and
at her hands and suddenly it dawned on her that
she had to take off her clothes.
After the batlle it was so hot and steamy that the cloth stuck to her skin as she slowly...
forced her hips through the large hole left by her bosom, her clothes lazily peeling off one by one until
a cool breeze floated by. In the door way none other than...
the wise 2GET, who then
promptly slipped and fell with thunderous THUD! Luckily his head just barely missed hitting the...
open boxcutter in Nevada's recently discarded pile of clothing.
Pinching her nipples, Nevada
used breast fire on
her recently discarded pile of clothing.
"I won't need those anymore!", she cried. What she was forgetting, though, was that
she had a job interview in twenty minutes. The job is question was...
porn star, so she didn't need to get changed.
She skipped merily to her job interview, finally free from the uncomfortable bondage that was her clothing.
Meanwhile, Pedobear ran away with his coveted loli and
gave her a big, wholesome hug.
Nevada, being 18,
and naked...
sought out others of her own kind.
First she came across Hotaru, who was sitting in chapel.
But this Hotaru seems, different, something is not right here, Nevada, slowly approaching Hotaru, when suddenly...
Ninjas! Hundreds of them!
died of heart failure.
Hotaru with his stupis ass trench coat
was waiting for the bus. The scent of dead ninja floated on the breeze.
Nevada, naked, was on her way to
preapre the ultimate attack by the name of
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, an attack that is to be performed
only when fully clothed, but
she didn't realize it was a requirement at the time, so she proceeded to do it,
and 100 was obtained.