∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Guess my weight!
( )
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Hey, where did these hands come from? they most of been stuck between my fat rolls.
(つ つ
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Uho! Nice guy
( )
\ っ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚A゚ \ < Can't... reach...
( )
\ っ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < Excuse me mam, could you help me out a bit?
( )
\ っ /
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.'´⌒⌒ヽ. yes♪
iシンダバカリ)
iリリ ゚ ヮ゚ノi
リ⊂)氏!つ○~"
く/_l_lゝ
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/ -A- \ < kimochii〜〜
( ω )
\ ‖ /
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∧_∧
/ -A- \ < kimochii〜〜
( ω )
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.'´⌒⌒ヽ. 50 Euros now, or no happy ending ♪
iシンダバカリ)
iリリ ゚ ヮ゚ノi
リ⊂)氏!つ○~"
く/_l_lゝ
(/∪
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < I always thought that I held
(つ つ my hands behind my back like Monar
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚A゚ \ < I wish my arms could
(つ つ make it around my back.
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <They aren't really hands. They're actually pseudopods.
( )
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∧_∧ I am the lard of my gut.
/ ゚∀゚ \ < Cholesterol is my body, and oil is my blood.
(つ つ I have consumed over a thousand Twinkies.
\ / Unknown to exercise,
(__)_) Nor known to diet.
Have withstood diarrhea to eat much junk food.
Yet, this weight will never lose anything.
So as I pray, unlimited fat works.
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < I wash myself by rolling around
/ \ in antisceptic
/ \
f ;
| |
& j
\ /
\ /
\ /
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( `ハ´) Hello, I'm here to inspect your kitchen sink. It'll only take a moment.
∧_∧
/ `ハ´ \ < The inspection is complete. Thank you for your
( ) cooperation, citizen.
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚A゚ \ < Stop right there!!
(つ つ
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ `ハ´ \ < Yes?
( )
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚A゚ \ < You're under arrest!
(つ つ Get over here and put these handcuffs on!
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ `ハ´ \ < ... ... ... I'm trying to
( ) run away, but it's not working.
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ `ハ´ \ < Fortunately, my hands now are too far apart
( ) for me to worry about handcuffs.
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ಠ_ಠ \ < Hey there! Nice plump guy!
( )
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚ ヮ゚ \ < Mittens for fatties!
(つ つ
\ /
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人
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/ ・∀・\ < ...
(つ つ
\ /
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人
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/ ・∀・\ < My name is Squeeks, and I should stick to my own thread.
(つ つ
\ /
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人
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( __ )
/ ・∀・\ < My name is Squeeks, and I should stick it to my own thread.
(つ つ
\ /
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人
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( __ )
/ ・ヮ・\ < My name is Thread, and I should stick to my own squeeks.
(つ つ
\ /
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人
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/ ・__・\ < My name is I, and squeeks' stick should thread to own it... my.
(つ つ
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < Yeah, you can stay all you want.
( ) Just don't expect me to feed you.
\ /
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_
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( __ )
/ ・∀・\ < That's okay, I'll eat my hat.
( つ人つ )
\ /
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_
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/ ・∀・\ < Wait a minute... If I eat shit, will I die?
( つ人つ )
\ /
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( `ハ´) That has always been the general consensus.
_
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/ ・∀・\ < oh... oops.
( つ(__)つ )
\ /
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_
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/ ・∀・\ < Ahh well. Veronica Moser did this
( つ __ つ ) < over 100 times, and she isn't dead.
\ ( ) /
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( `ハ´) Hard fetish websites tend to be lacking in certain types of info. That in mind, they are more accurate than right-wing hardcores.
http://kei.iichan.net/emo/res/93.html
人
(__)
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( __ )
( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I told you I was hardcore.
(つ つ
| | |
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人 _
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(__) ( __ )
( __ ) ( __ ) < I just vomited on Squeeks
( ~~~ 人()()~~~~/ ・∀・\
(つ つ ( つ(__)つ )
| | | \ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Come on guys, stop eating for 5 seconds and we can get 1000
( )
\ /
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∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!
⊂彡
∧_∧
/ ´^ิ౪^ิ \ <d-DURRR
( )
\ /
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ttp://kenken.chu.jp/matutari/index.html
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃おっおっおっ
>>297 And fred's almost thing again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNThXtrRpAU
∧_∧
( ゚∀゚ )< I am Fred-chan!
( )
| | |
(__)_)
∧_∧
( ゚∀゚ )< 300get!!
( )
| | |
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < How did THAT happen?!
( )
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <PORK CHOPSSS!!?!!
( )
\ /
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____∧_∧
/ ゚ ∀゚\ < Hey does this make my butt look big?
/ \
/ \
f ;
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& 人 j
\ / \ /
\ /
\ /
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/⌒ヽ
/(●)(●). <I ate durrr
( トェェェイ )
\ `ニニ´/
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人
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( __ )
((●)(●)) < My name is Squeeks and i'm high on meth
( トェェェイ)
(つ つ
| | |
(__)_)