[Part 3] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (1000)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) hello kids!

301 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 17:57 [no]

i@MƒnLjIt looks like you can say "SAGE SAGE SAGE" to anger people. Why? I must understand and use it to my advantage.

302 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 19:00 [no]

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
i@MƒnLj SAGE SAGE http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1139363681/ SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

303 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 20:59 [no]

Ri # ί„D߁jƒm I demand an apology! You insulted my feelings!

304 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 21:13 [no]

R< # ί„Dί>ƒm Hey! I was here first!

305 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 23:42 [no]

( ί ƒŽί) posting in legendary thread!

306 This post sucks.

307 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 23:53 [no]

@@(œ)`*. _ I have taken Grandpa hostage! Jihad! Jihad!
@iQQj /
@i ίɎMΔί j Κ ( LƒΦ`) < What?

308 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:21 [no]

(EΝE)‚ PUSH HERE TO RESET

(EΝE) Aaaaanyway...

(EΝE) Grandpa, I have a question to ask... but I'm too emberassed to say.

309 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:23 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Go on, spit it out!

310 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:24 [no]

(EΝE) Nevermind, I think I'll ask Dad.

(EΝE) But I do have a question for you. Personally, I feel that there are certian boundaries set by God that science should not overstep. How do you feel on this subject?

311 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:38 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I think any being powerful enough to create the entire universe probably doesn't care where you stick your dick, boy.

312 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:47 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I wasn't talking about myself. It's about a friend of mine.

313 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 19:39 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Go on...

314 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 20:17 [no]

(EΝE) Well, he likes this girl, you see. But he doesn't like her body, and plans to fuse her with a rat.

315 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 20:25 [no]

FYUUUSHANN!!

straaberi beru!

317 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:26 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I see, and what does the girl think about this plan?

318 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 00:47 [no]

(EΝE) She didn't have an opinion, since he covered her mouth in duct tape and knocked her out. She's now inside his lab, about to undergo the experiment. So, what do you think, Grandpa?

319 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 01:45 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Yes.

320 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 01:47 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Well, this is really a delicate situation. We have to ask ourselves questions such as, "How do I know if I am acting in a good or moral way?" and so forth. And to do that, we must first come upon an objective definition of the terms in question.

321 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 02:13 [no]

( LƒΦ`) A woman is two-faced,
A worrisome thing
That will leave you to sing
The blues in the night

So yeah, fusing her with a rat is A-OK.

322 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 03:27 [no]

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@@@ @ @ΏEΝE)ƒ Hello? Oh, hey dude! ...Yeah. Yeah. ...Uh huh. Well, I'll have to ask...Okay, bye.
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(EΝE) I just got in touch with my friend. He says that she's now become a rabid, mutant beast. He wants me to go to his house with as many guns and swords as I can to go to battle. Should I go, Grandpa?

323 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 03:59 [no]

( LƒΦ`) In such cases, air strikes are a safer and more reliable method.

324 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 07:01 [no]

(EΝE) ...but he's still in there

325 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 09:03 [no]

( LƒΦ`) He'll survive it. Trust me.

326 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 12:03 [no]

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@@@ @ @ΏEΝE)ƒ Yeah, so I'm going to... well, yeah... that's... but... oh, alright.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, he wants to talk to you.

327 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 15:23 [no]

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328 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 15:28 [no]

 ccc (άoά) Woh hoh hoh! I have eaten my captor!

329 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 15:33 [no]

@@@@@ @Θ Θ@@
@@@ @ @ΏLƒΦ`)ƒ Well, congratulations. I don't know if you've
 ccc(‚@@| @ forgotten or what, but you aren't supposed to
PPPPPPPP|@@put the phone in your mouth.

330 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:59 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Dick Cheney shooting people in the face?

331 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:12 [no]

( LƒΦ`) He just wants to see them die.

332 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:31 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think we could print out these threads and sell them to Reader's Digest?

333 Name: sage 1993-09-4549 20:01 [no]

( LƒΦ`) You might get a check for $25 for "The Most Unforgettable Character I've Ever Met"

334 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:55 [no]

(EΝE) Wait, which one of us is the most unforgettable?

335 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:56 [no]

( LƒΦ`) It's me, junior. Who could forget my 'w'-shaped mouth?

336 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:56 [no]

(EΝE) I think upside-down 'A' is superior.

337 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:57 [no]

(άoά) Actually, the most unforgettable would be me.

338 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:57 [no]

ƒ°( ί„Dί;;) Grandpa! The rat-woman monster is here!

339 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 03:23 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I'm retired, as I've said before. I know forty different martial arts styles and such, but I'm not up for some ass-kicking right now. You deal with her.

( LƒΦ`) ZZzzzZzzzz

340 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 08:08 [no]

(άoά) I like volleyball and potato chips, but I don't like snakes!

341 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 08:39 [no]

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

342 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 09:17 [no]

·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(άoά)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ!!!!!

343 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 10:18 [no]

ƒ’ƒzƒzƒz„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(άoά)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ!!!!!

344 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 13:09 [no]

·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(EΝE)„ͺ-

(EΝE) Wait, I think I need to do something about this.

345 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 13:58 [no]

(άoά) Let's play!

346 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 14:00 [no]

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

347 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 17:35 [no]

(EΝE) So, um, do you read Eyeshield 21, Laughing-face-rat person?

348 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 17:55 [no]

(άoά) ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

349 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 19:03 [no]

(EΝE) Football hurts too much. But we can play some Dorabase, if you like.

350 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 20:41 [no]

(άoά) WHAT

(άoά) I SEEEEEEEED!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

tackle

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

(EΝE; ) Just what did he see in her, anyway...

351 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 21:51 [no]

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh. I will get you all. Woh hoh hoh hoh.

352 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:35 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, kill it for me!

( LƒΦ`) Fine.
( LƒΦ`)‚Β* snap

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh-
(άζˆζ oh-
ζˆζˆ

( LƒΦ`) Tanasinn.

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:37 [no]

(EΝE) Sugoi sugoi Grandpa-chan! When did you learn how to use tanasinn?

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:46 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i@₯Ν₯j@@Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ You were controlling something called "tanasinn"
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
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(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 03:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I...

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:06 [no]

( LƒΦ`) In the end, we'll all become...

( άƒΦά) Rats.

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:12 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i@₯Ν₯j@@Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ First I dreamt that you were controlling something called "tanasinn."
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
@@@@@@@PPPPPPP But then you became a rat!

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:19 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(( ( άƒΦά) )) What was that Junior? I'm busy.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (( // €) €)Ώ))
@@@@@@@@@@@@((`iiίƒΑ'άRΘΘ ))
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@‚΅'`J‚΅'T‚άoά)‚Α )) Woh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

359 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:24 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i ί„D߁j@@Grandpa, who the hell is that?
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360 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 05:27 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@@( ά„Dά)@@?!
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@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^
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361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 10:31 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I was just kidding. Stop taking everything I say so seriously.

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 11:16 [no]

( oƒΦo)

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 12:44 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@@i@₯Ν₯j@@Grandpa! I...
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ ....eh, fuck it.
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364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 13:22 [no]

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh! Wake up wake up wake up! It's time to plaaaaay! Woh hoh hoh hoh

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 15:48 [no]

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366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 16:13 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@@i άoάj@@
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_
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(άoά) Woh hoh hoh hoh

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 17:54 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, why does American Idol have so many effeminate men auditioning?

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 00:30 [no]

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@@@@@@@@@@@ΘΘ
@@@@@@@@@ i LƒΦ`j That's just our style, junior.@@
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369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 04:24 [no]

(EΝE) I could audition for American Idol! I'm sure I could be the number 1 star with the multi-platinum hit single, All Alone for Christmas (as usual)! What do you think, Grandpa?

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 05:36 [no]

( LƒΦ`) 'Make your money quick and get out quick.' That's what they always say.

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 09:35 [no]

( ;LƒΦ`) But then again, the places I made my money in were pretty shady.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 19:28 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! Don't you think this board has become kind of... lame?

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 19:55 [no]

( LƒΦ`) No, not really. Why do you ask?

374 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 20:14 [no]

(EΝE) !

(EΝE) YOU asked ME a question in your own thread! now isn't that a bad sign?

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 20:17 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I can't read minds.

( LƒΦ`) Or so I say.

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 21:56 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa... I'll finish this saga by asking a question...

ƒhƒ“„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ―!!
"What's your name... your name... ur name.. name...me..."

377 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 21:57 [no]

((( LƒΦ`)))

378 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4552 21:59 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Anyway, now I'm going to have to kill you.

( LƒΦ`) Your dreams of tanasinn are dangerous to the seal. I can't afford to play around like this any longer.

379 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 03:15 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is your stand on abortion?

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380 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 08:50 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I think abortion should be ...

( LƒΦ`) ...

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(ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζtanasinn

(EΝE) Granpa!!!

381 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 10:53 [no]

(ˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ It seems I was too late... the world's destruction is at hand!

( LƒΦ`) Just kidding, now go get me some fried bologna.

382 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 18:22 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, what juicy gossip do you have for the hungry public aching for some trashy rumors about celebrities?

383 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 18:32 [no]

( LƒΦ`) The Olsen twins are actually men.

384 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 23:43 [no]

( LƒΦ`)

385 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 00:27 [no]

(EΝE)

386 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 00:33 [no]

i₯”ͺ₯j

387 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 01:51 [no]

(άoά)

388 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 01:54 [no]

i MƒnLj

i MƒnLj

i MƒnLj

i MƒnLj_(I don't look like it, but I'm planning my next move)_

389 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 19:19 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you ever eaten frozen raw ground beef?

390 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 20:40 [no]

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh. Oh dear junior. I don't know but I ate him.

391 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 20:47 [no]

(EΝE) Oh, okay. I probably would've asked you, but you probably have, and you probably liked it...

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392 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:28 [no]

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THE REALIZATION!!!!!

393 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:35 [no]

CHAPTER 1

394 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:37 [no]

Junior goes to high school 2nd year. He has trouble waking up but his childhood friend fiancee manages to make him attend the morning classes.

395 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:40 [no]

scene 1

396 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:45 [no]

iBE_Ej G-good morning Junior-kun...

397 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:11 [no]

(EΝE) Ah, Good Morning, Fiancee! I think I know a quicker way to school. I found it on MapQuest last night.

(EΝE) Now to just find this "Mordor" place. It should just be around the corner and then it's just a few minutes to school! No more tardy slips!

398 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:13 [no]

iBE_Ej HAI!

399 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:17 [no]

junior and fiancee takes the shortcut

400 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 23:27 [no]

(άoά) Woh hoh hoh. Why have you come here? This is not a place for children!

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