[Part 3] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (1000)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:29 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

401 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 02:58 [no]

(⌒o⌒)Woh hoh hoh. Zakenna, take care of those two!

( `w´)Zakenna-!!

402 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 03:24 [no]

( ´ω`) Stop!

(・∀・) (。・_・) (⌒o⌒) Grandpa! What are you doing here?

(・∀・) Are you following me to school still?

( ´ω`)Hang on, Junior, I've got to deal with Zakenna here!

( `w´)Zakenna-!? HAAAAAAAAAAA

403 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 03:26 [no]

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404 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:12 [no]

(。・_・)This looks bad.

405 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:15 [no]

( OωO) 『ロードローラー』だッ!!!

406 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:19 [no]

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407 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:28 [no]

>>405
( ´∀`) WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

408 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 04:29 [no]

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409 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 05:41 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is this place?

410 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 05:55 [no]

( ´ω`) The forbidden garden of DQN, you dumb shit.

411 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 06:23 [no]

(^ω^) The forbidden garden of DQNVIPwwwwwww

412 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 06:27 [no]

(・∀・) wwwwwwwwwwww

( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwww

413 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 06:55 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, my second attempt at writing something is failing and you aren't helping me at all!

414 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 07:02 [no]

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン

415 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 07:07 [no]

( ´ω`) Well, in my day...

416 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 15:32 [no]

(。;;・_・;)Grandpa, I'm pregnant with your child.

417 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 15:39 [no]

                ∧∧
              (( (´ω`) )) <what, so soon?
              (( // 、) 、)∩))
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
               し'`Jし'ゝつ;;・_・;)っ ))

418 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 15:54 [no]

( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with your child.

419 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:05 [no]

                ..∧∧
              (( ( ´ω`) ))
              (( // 、) 、)∩))
            ((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
               し'Jし'ゝつ;;´ω)っ ))

420 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:12 [no]

( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with my own child.

421 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:15 [no]

(・A・)

422 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:16 [no]

( ´ω`) Junior, you're pregnant with everyone's child!

( ´ω`) running gags are so fun...

423 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:23 [no]

(・A・) No Grandpa! No!

424 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:25 [no]

(・A・)

425 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:32 [no]

( ´ω`) Nurupo

426 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:36 [no]

(・A・) Grandpa, I just don't get this VIP stuff!

427 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 16:43 [no]

( ´ω`) The VIPPERs are taking over! Junior! We must take refuge and come up with a victorious battle plan!

428 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:01 [no]

J( 'ー`)し
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429 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:04 [no]

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「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」

430 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:04 [no]

( `ω´) It's over, lady! LEAVE ME ALONE!

431 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:46 [no]

( ´ω`) Ka

( ´ω`) Mi

( ´ω`) CHU

432 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 21:27 [no]

(・∀・) chu~

433 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4555 22:13 [no]

locked.

434 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 22:49 [no]

( ´ω`) don't lie to the people, >>433

435 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 00:08 [no]

( `ハ´) Perfect! The japanese are all gathered in one place! We can destroy them now!

436 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 00:16 [no]

GAY

437 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 00:51 [no]

( ´ω`) I thought you turned to the side of good! Well, I won't be allowing this either way.

438 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:17 [no]

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      /    /     /     /    \     ヽ   /     /\ ヽ_/ /

439 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:18 [no]

揚げるぞー
まあ全部俺の自作自演ってやつなんだけどな。
                         ∧_∧
  ∧__∧                  (´<_` ) 流石だな兄者
  ( ´_ゝ`)                  /  ⌒i
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  \// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄/
  \/___//___//___//___//___/    __
       └───┴───┴───┴───┴──┼コ |
                                     ̄~

440 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 14:52 [no]

       さて・・・・   ファサァ
       ∧_∧
       ( ・∀・)       ))
       /つ( ̄`ヽO_ノ⌒ヽ
      ノ   )        \ ))
     (__丿\ヽ ::    ノ:::: )
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       (( (___,,.;:-−''"´``'‐'

       俺はもう寝るぞ。お前らも夜更かしするなよ
          ∧_∧
          ( ・∀・ )
         /  ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
      ( ̄⊂人 //⌒   ノ  ヽ)
     ⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

┌─ ∧_∧ ─┐
│┌( -∀-)┐ │ZZZzzzz
┌─○──○─┐
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││∴∵∴∵││
││∵∴∵∴││
││∴∵∴∵││
││∵∴∵∴││
│└────┘│
└──────┘

441 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 15:07 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I--
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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       _( ´ω`)
     /      )           _     _
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       /  /       /  /|  |
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    ヽ、_ヽ

442 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 15:10 [no]

(^ω^)Gizamoerusu

443 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:31 [no]

WTH is this?

444 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:31 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you think of >>443 ? He seems quite dense to me.

445 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 19:28 [no]

        ∧_∧
       _( ´ω`)Shut up already!
     /      )           _     _
    / ,イ 、  ノ/    ∧ ∧―= ̄ `ヽ, _
   / / |   ( 〈 ∵.・( >>444__ >  ゛ 、_―
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    ヽ、_ヽ

446 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 20:23 [no]

(・∀・) I'm going to file your fucking ass for child abuse, Grandpa!!

447 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 02:53 [no]

(^Д^)プギャー

448 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:19 [no]

( ´ω`) Whatever. Help me get rid of these damn VIPPERS, why don't you?

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:27 [no]

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  f-、:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::::`:"::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:r、`ヽ~ r'´:.:.:.:l HELLO VIPPERS! PLEASE GO BACK TO VIP FOR SOME LOLI ACTION!

450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:27 [no]

(・A・) Do you think that will make them leave?

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 03:27 [no]

( ´ω`) We can hope, junior.

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:14 [no]

(^Д^) Leave this pleasant board? Never! I never well for old VIP the this kind of cannot be splendid, go away from the elegant place!

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:26 [no]

      ∧_∧
     ( ´Д`)
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454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:51 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I have a serious question now. You see, I had to upgrade to firefox 1.5 for a certain feature, but it sucks and all of my settings are lost. But when I go back to 1.0.*'s, it simply won't work. Do I switch to Opera?

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 04:54 [no]

( ´ω`) Yes.

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 06:50 [no]

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457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:19 [no]

        〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
               。
              ゚  
         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ∧∧
          ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! I--
         _| ⊃/(___
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

         <⌒/ヽ-、___  
       /<_/____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

458 Name: Captain Obuious 1993-09-4557 07:22 [no]

WHO THE FUCK IS GRANDPA???

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:45 [no]

( ´ω`) Who is that speaking? ARE YOU A VIPPER?

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:47 [no]

I'M FROM /DIS/ YOU FUCKING MORON

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 07:52 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what did we do before all the VIP came along?

462 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 08:56 [no]

( ´ω`) Well jr, we ate copious amounts of copy pasta. I remember you got very large.

           (゚д゚ )
          <⌒/ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<_/____/ <; <;
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                     (゚д゚ )
          <⌒ヽ_ /ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<___ノ/____/ <; <;
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                       Σ(゚д゚ )
          <⌒ヽ    /ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<___ノ ̄ ̄/____/ <; <;

                     (゚д゚; )
          <⌒ヽ_ /ヽ-、__ノヽノ |
        /<___ノ/____/ <; <;
         ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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        /<_/____/ <; <;
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         ( ・ω・)   Σ(゚д゚ )
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          ∧∧
         ( ゚д゚ )      ( ゚д゚ )
         _| ⊃/(___ノヽノ |
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463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 11:58 [no]

           ⊂'v'つ
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464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:21 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, that demon scares me! Am I going to die?

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:53 [no]

( ´ω`) We're all dying, Junior. I've been dead inside for YEARS.

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:33 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does my DQN thread have only three replies? I thought it was funny.

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 17:44 [no]

( ´ω`)

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 19:22 [no]

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469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 20:35 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Are you alright? Is there anything wrong with your voice?

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 21:50 [no]

( ´ω`)Sometimes when you get to my age, something named 'tact' crawls down from your brain and starts fondling your larynx, which causes it to freeze up in shock and disgust. Don't worry, it passes quickly.

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 01:39 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I've seen numerous lolita in this thread! Does this mean... we have entered HEAVEN?!

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 01:45 [no]

( ´ω`)Junior, one cannot enter HEAVEN without first destroying VIPPERS.

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 05:01 [no]

(;・Д・) So in the end we ended up going all the way to Yoshinoya in order to cool Grandpas nerves..

        ∬∬        You should have some too
  ( ´ω`)\_/=⊂(・∀・;)
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 17:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe that since man is no longer innocent in the eyes of God after falling from grace in the Garden of Eden and allow the universe to become imperfect, that God's ultimate plan is to allow man to have knowledge and free will that will lead to a new universe that is more perfect?

475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4558 18:55 [no]

( ´ω`) Perfection is perfect. You cannot be more perfect than perfect. However, the universe could never have been perfect, for if it were, the events that supposedly "made" it "imperfect" could've never happened.

( ´ω`) Also, Don Knotts.

476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 04:12 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how much school or education have you taken in your life?

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 04:21 [no]

( ´ω`) I got a PhD in ass-whupping, Junior!

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 12:34 [no]

( `ハ´) He studied under me, you know.

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 19:04 [no]

( ´ω`) Only because you kept sitting on my head.

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 20:50 [no]

( `ハ´) I COULDN'T SEE THE TEACHER FROM ANYWHERE ELSE NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT OK????

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:11 [no]

(・∀・) Ha ha shorty!

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 21:21 [no]

           ∧_∧
           ( ´Д`)   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ <  Ha ha shorty!
          ||  ||  \___________
          ||  ||
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   ||   Teacher's desk    ||  ||    
   ||                ||  (・Д・;) (´ω` ) ( `ハ´)

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:28 [no]

(`ハ´ ) I don't need to take this crap from you...

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 13:21 [no]

( ´ω`) Good riddance! That guy is such a mooch.

485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 15:20 [no]

( `ハ´) I'm taking these bananas with me.

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 15:49 [no]

( `ハ´) And this peanut butter.

( `ハ´) And these hot dog buns.

( `ハ´) I'm going to make some peanut butter banana hoagies tonight.

487 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 16:15 [no]

(・∀・) Damn, that sounds good...

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 18:15 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, since Elvis died with no male heir, who is the current King of Rock 'n Roll and where is the crown?

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 21:01 [no]

( ´ω`) Currently, there is no King. Dick Clark is the Regent of Rock 'n Roll (since he could never take over the throne but will clearly live well into the next millenia to appoint a new monarch) He has entrusted the crown to Vin Diesel for safekeeping.

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 22:09 [no]

( `ハ´)Grandpa, you are losing your touch! I'm moving to North Korea!

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 23:05 [no]

( ・ω・) Hay guys, am I cool yet?

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 01:24 [no]

(・∀・) Clonepa, what's that smell?

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 02:04 [no]

   人
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 ( ・ω・) The Japanese have a scatalogical fetish and everyone seems to like them...

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 09:55 [no]

(・∀・) What does scatalogical mean?

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 11:03 [no]

( ´ω`) Sonny, you know you should hit WP when you want to learn about things kids do nowdays

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4561 15:44 [no]

(・∀・) Hello kids! ...no, wait.

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 07:30 [no]

( ´ω`)バカ!私はグランドパです!こんいちは、子wwwwwおっぱい。

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 08:42 [no]

(・∀・) You sound like a gaijin just starting to learn japanese grandpa.

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 09:31 [no]

( ´ω`)おいすー^^ 今北産業orzなんだけどこのスレタカスクリニックがひろがりんぐwwwうえっwwwうぇww( ^ω^)
フリスクキタコレ久々にワロタwwwてゆーか馴れ合いたい携帯厨ですがなにか文句でも?と書いてみるテストww
なんて釣りでしたm9(^Д^)プギャーww俺も参加してるよテラオモシロスな罠www
ブーンだけあったかいナリ詳しくテラワロスwwwうはwwおkwww
ヒント:この速さなら言えるツンデレ俺本当は新参VIPPERだお (´・ω・`)
ちょwwwwwおまwwwwwそれなんて全力で釣られるのがVIPクオリティな件?www
sageない古参厨UZEEEEEEEEEEからおっぱいうp汁wwwwwwwww
突撃先で「VIPからキマスタwwwwwww」と書きこんだ俺ガイルwwwwwww

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4562 23:36 [no]

(・∀・) Just thinking about 500GETing, that's all.

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