( ´ω`) hello kids!
(⌒o⌒)Woh hoh hoh. Zakenna, take care of those two!
( `w´)Zakenna-!!
( ´ω`) Stop!
(・∀・) (。・_・) (⌒o⌒) Grandpa! What are you doing here?
(・∀・) Are you following me to school still?
( ´ω`)Hang on, Junior, I've got to deal with Zakenna here!
( `w´)Zakenna-!? HAAAAAAAAAAA
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(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is this place?
( ´ω`) The forbidden garden of DQN, you dumb shit.
(^ω^) The forbidden garden of DQNVIPwwwwwww
(・∀・) wwwwwwwwwwww
( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwww
(・∀・) Grandpa, my second attempt at writing something is failing and you aren't helping me at all!
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン
( ´ω`) Well, in my day...
(。;;・_・;)Grandpa, I'm pregnant with your child.
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(( (´ω`) )) <what, so soon?
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( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with your child.
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( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with my own child.
(・A・)
( ´ω`) Junior, you're pregnant with everyone's child!
( ´ω`) running gags are so fun...
(・A・) No Grandpa! No!
(・A・)
( ´ω`) Nurupo
(・A・) Grandpa, I just don't get this VIP stuff!
( ´ω`) The VIPPERs are taking over! Junior! We must take refuge and come up with a victorious battle plan!
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( `ω´) It's over, lady! LEAVE ME ALONE!
( ´ω`) Ka
( ´ω`) Mi
( ´ω`) CHU
(・∀・) chu~
locked.
( ´ω`) don't lie to the people, >>433
( `ハ´) Perfect! The japanese are all gathered in one place! We can destroy them now!
GAY
( ´ω`) I thought you turned to the side of good! Well, I won't be allowing this either way.
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揚げるぞー
まあ全部俺の自作自演ってやつなんだけどな。
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( ・∀・) Grandpa! I--
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(^ω^)Gizamoerusu
WTH is this?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you think of >>443 ? He seems quite dense to me.
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_( ´ω`)Shut up already!
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(・∀・) I'm going to file your fucking ass for child abuse, Grandpa!!
(^Д^)プギャー
( ´ω`) Whatever. Help me get rid of these damn VIPPERS, why don't you?
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(・A・) Do you think that will make them leave?
( ´ω`) We can hope, junior.
(^Д^) Leave this pleasant board? Never! I never well for old VIP the this kind of cannot be splendid, go away from the elegant place!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, I have a serious question now. You see, I had to upgrade to firefox 1.5 for a certain feature, but it sucks and all of my settings are lost. But when I go back to 1.0.*'s, it simply won't work. Do I switch to Opera?
( ´ω`) Yes.
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( ・∀・) Grandpa! I--
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WHO THE FUCK IS GRANDPA???
( ´ω`) Who is that speaking? ARE YOU A VIPPER?
I'M FROM /DIS/ YOU FUCKING MORON
(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what did we do before all the VIP came along?
( ´ω`) Well jr, we ate copious amounts of copy pasta. I remember you got very large.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, that demon scares me! Am I going to die?
( ´ω`) We're all dying, Junior. I've been dead inside for YEARS.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does my DQN thread have only three replies? I thought it was funny.
( ´ω`)
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(・∀・) Grandpa! Are you alright? Is there anything wrong with your voice?
( ´ω`)Sometimes when you get to my age, something named 'tact' crawls down from your brain and starts fondling your larynx, which causes it to freeze up in shock and disgust. Don't worry, it passes quickly.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I've seen numerous lolita in this thread! Does this mean... we have entered HEAVEN?!
( ´ω`)Junior, one cannot enter HEAVEN without first destroying VIPPERS.
(;・Д・) So in the end we ended up going all the way to Yoshinoya in order to cool Grandpas nerves..
∬∬ You should have some too
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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe that since man is no longer innocent in the eyes of God after falling from grace in the Garden of Eden and allow the universe to become imperfect, that God's ultimate plan is to allow man to have knowledge and free will that will lead to a new universe that is more perfect?
( ´ω`) Perfection is perfect. You cannot be more perfect than perfect. However, the universe could never have been perfect, for if it were, the events that supposedly "made" it "imperfect" could've never happened.
( ´ω`) Also, Don Knotts.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how much school or education have you taken in your life?
( ´ω`) I got a PhD in ass-whupping, Junior!
( `ハ´) He studied under me, you know.
( ´ω`) Only because you kept sitting on my head.
( `ハ´) I COULDN'T SEE THE TEACHER FROM ANYWHERE ELSE NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT OK????
(・∀・) Ha ha shorty!
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(`ハ´ ) I don't need to take this crap from you...
( ´ω`) Good riddance! That guy is such a mooch.
( `ハ´) I'm taking these bananas with me.
( `ハ´) And this peanut butter.
( `ハ´) And these hot dog buns.
( `ハ´) I'm going to make some peanut butter banana hoagies tonight.
(・∀・) Damn, that sounds good...
(・∀・) Grandpa, since Elvis died with no male heir, who is the current King of Rock 'n Roll and where is the crown?
( ´ω`) Currently, there is no King. Dick Clark is the Regent of Rock 'n Roll (since he could never take over the throne but will clearly live well into the next millenia to appoint a new monarch) He has entrusted the crown to Vin Diesel for safekeeping.
( `ハ´)Grandpa, you are losing your touch! I'm moving to North Korea!
( ・ω・) Hay guys, am I cool yet?
(・∀・) Clonepa, what's that smell?
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( ・ω・) The Japanese have a scatalogical fetish and everyone seems to like them...
(・∀・) What does scatalogical mean?
( ´ω`) Sonny, you know you should hit WP when you want to learn about things kids do nowdays
(・∀・) Hello kids! ...no, wait.
( ´ω`)バカ!私はグランドパです!こんいちは、子wwwwwおっぱい。
(・∀・) You sound like a gaijin just starting to learn japanese grandpa.
( ´ω`)おいすー^^ 今北産業orzなんだけどこのスレタカスクリニックがひろがりんぐwwwうえっwwwうぇww( ^ω^)
フリスクキタコレ久々にワロタwwwてゆーか馴れ合いたい携帯厨ですがなにか文句でも?と書いてみるテストww
なんて釣りでしたm9(^Д^)プギャーww俺も参加してるよテラオモシロスな罠www
ブーンだけあったかいナリ詳しくテラワロスwwwうはwwおkwww
ヒント:この速さなら言えるツンデレ俺本当は新参VIPPERだお (´・ω・`)
ちょwwwwwおまwwwwwそれなんて全力で釣られるのがVIPクオリティな件?www
sageない古参厨UZEEEEEEEEEEからおっぱいうp汁wwwwwwwww
突撃先で「VIPからキマスタwwwwwww」と書きこんだ俺ガイルwwwwwww
(・∀・) Just thinking about 500GETing, that's all.