( ´ω`) hello kids!

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(・∀・) Oops, wrong thread.

(・∀・) GA.

( ´ω`) The old jokes truly are the best.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it people in other countries always laugh in English?

( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(・∀・) Answer my question sensibly, you old fart.

( ´ω`) わかんないｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

(・∀・) VIP kara kimasuta

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I dance?

( ´ω`) Para bailar la Bamba, es necessita una poca de gracia.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're speaking with languages again! I thought the exorcist finally succeeded last time...

(´ﾟωﾟ`) Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Byakhee, Byakhee,♪
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) fly me through space!♪
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Take me away,♪
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Far from this place!♪

(´ﾟωﾟ`) Stop singing or I'll devour your soul!!!

(・∀・) If the byakhee shits, wear it!

( ´ω`) ♪バーか、バーか、バーか♪

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been imprisoned?

( ´ω`) Did I ever tell you about how I freed the mahjongg players from the POW camp during the war?

(・∀・) Mahjong players? Don't those guys have really pointy noses and chins? How'd you free them without getting hurt?

( ´ω`) ...I asked nicely...

( ´ω`) And put guns in their mouths.

(-∀- ) Grandpa, I just had to tell you this... This, this... THREAD SUCKS!

( ´ω`) Just like the other "lets get to 1000 by" threads, amirite?

(´ﾟωﾟ`) I'm not seeing any brains on this plate, Junior....

(・∀・) Anta baka!!!

(・∀・) Grandpa, stop doing the crossword puzzles on the newspapers we get! I told you it was my turn this week!

(´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa is dead. They're my crossword puzzles now.

(・∀・)

(´ﾟωﾟ`)

(・∀・) Grandpa! What's it like to be one of the undead?

( ´ω`) It's not much different, except my breath is a little worse.

And I can breath underwater for long periods of time, and also break Fear with a special ability.

>>726
( ´ω`) kono ahou

(・∀・) That's very interesting Grandpa, but I'd rather play as Tauren, Troll, or Orc! Have you ever jacked off to a video game?

( ´ω`) Pong. Twice.

(・∀・) You're weird, grandpa. Arkanoid is so much hotter.

( ´ω`) The little bases, not to mentoin the aliens, in Space Invaders are provocative too.

(・∀・) Yeah, I always thought the objective to Space Invaders was to shoot semen on the aliens.

( ´ω`) Red Attack was always a little too realistic for my liking.

( ´ω`) I used to love Cosmic Chasm except that I always got trapped by the expanding cores and used up all my shield time just trying to survive.

(・∀・) LFG Ragefire Chasm, priest plz

(・∀・) You're not so legendary, Grandpa! You're just old! Old people can't do anything legendary!

( ´ω`) I think >>1-741 was pretty legendary, with the exception of the posts not made by myself.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you've lived a long, interesting life. Can you tell me the most important thing you've learned so I can pass it on to future generations?

(・∀・)
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa?

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(・∀・) This is the 3rd thread! Why won't you die?!

( ´ω`) Did you... just notice?

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(・∀・) But no srsly, what is the wisdom you've distilled from your years on earth?

( ´ω`) Well, no fat chicks is one of em.

( ´ω`) One of very many, might I add.

(・∀・) Many fat chicks?

( ´ω`) Too many to count, sadly.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do guys spend so much money on getting their date to the high school prom when all they really want to do is have sex with them and dump them once they get to college?

( ´ω`) Cause the cheaper they are the fatter they are.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do you keep fit?

( ´ω`) Willpower and a diet consisting of cookies, cake and icecream.

( ´ヮ`) ...and MITTENS!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm a guy and I have this crush on this other guy...we see each other every day at our high school but never talk...I'd really like to be with him and I have sexual fantasies about him (masturbate in bed etc) but the problem is I don't know if he's gay. How can I find out? My gaydar says nothing.

He's pretty hot btw.

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.

( ´ω`) Speaking of poon, what the hell happened to that girl you were seeing? I hope to god you haven't decided to go down the "pound me in the ass" faggot road.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My name is MITTENS, and I'm going to have to agree that it's a toss-up between vagina or a nice mitten. I think mittens win, just by a little though <3

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ oﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YEAH MITTENS!

Σ( ´ω`;)

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) By the way, we're just friends!!

（。・_・） ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

（。・_・） Σ(ﾟヮ ﾟ )!

（。;・_・）(ﾟヮ ﾟ ) BRB!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is life like on the moon?

( ´ω`) It's exactly like living in Amarillo, TX, Junior. Hot all day, bitter cold all night, and there's nothing at all to do ever.

>>761 just won the "idiot homophobe of the day" prize.

(・∀・) Maybe his opinion is based on experience, you ever stop to consider that, >>768??

>>768
( ´ω`) Hey now, this is DQN here, not SensitivityTrainingAnonymous

(・∀・) Sorry, Grandpa. I just had one of my spells of Righteous Indignation. It'll pass. It always does.

(・∀・) Grandpa... what was the moon like before the internet?

( ´ω`) Cheezy.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I swear to God that there's a big ol' bug crawling on your shoulder! I'm so serious! Look!

ж( ´ω`) Where?

( ´ω`) What?

( ´ω`)ж Who?

(・∀・) It's on your head now.

ж∵
( ´ω`)

　　 ─∧＿∧ Got it!
　三　（　・∀・）∩ 　　
　三　ヽ、つ　　ﾉ.从／＿∧ ∩yeowch!
　　ニ　 ヽ (⌒ ） 　　 て｀ω´）ﾉ
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(´ﾟωﾟ`) braaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

(・∀・) umm... oops.

(・∀・) Raisin Bran? Sorry, ran out years ago, Grandpa. Haven't you noticed I've lost about 30 pounds?

(・∀・)
　 () I'm skinny!

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　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜Haven't you noticed I lost 100 pounds?
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(´ﾟωﾟ`) All Braaannnn
　　　　　　　　　　　　
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　　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・;) Grandpa! Snap out of it!

( ´ω`) Junior, once in a while you need to expand your mind, even if it's to gigantic proportions.

( ´ω`) But by no means should you ever even think about opening it.

(・∀・) Why not, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) An open mind allows for changing opinions. On the internet, this is the equivalent of a death sentence.

(・∀・) Intellectual honesty demands that I solicite other's opinions, and accept that mine might not be the alpha and the omega. Haven't you ever changed your mind on a subject you felt important, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Once. After Grandma and I decided to not abort your mother.

(・∀・) But Grandpa, I thought abortions were illegal back then!

( ´ω`) Back then, abortions were strictly of the 'strangle the baby while the doctor's back is turned' kind.

(・∀・) Wait, abort my mother? I thought that dad was your son...?

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) OHSHI-

( ´ω`)
( XD) !!

( ´ω`) They might be related.

( ´ω`) Yeah sonny, 4-ch is getting shittier and shittier.

( ´ω`) I'm leaving and never coming back because this site is not the same anymore.