( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) Nobody needs you anyway, Grandpa! You stink!

( ´ω`) Hello, I am Grandpa's friend, Sogeking.

(・∀・)

(・∀・) Will you teach me and answer my questions? What I'm asking is... will you be my new Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Yes, only when I do the grandpa thing it will be much cooler.

( ´ω`) Just call me Grandpa Hammerpants

( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...what's that smell?
( ﾟ-ﾟ) sniff
(・∀・) mroe liek Grandpa Poopypants amirite?

( ´ω`) We should finish this grandpa saga with some big philosophical section.

　　　　　　　　 　。
　　　　　　　　　 　 　｡ ヽ从/
　　　　　　　 ｶﾞﾊﾞｯ　　 ∧ ∧　　　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　　　　(ﾟДﾟ；):.　_　＜　Ah! It was all a dream!
　　　　　　　　　　　　ｒ'⌒と､j ミ　ヽ　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　ノ　,.ｨ'　 ｀ヽ.　/
　　　　　　　　　 ／　　　　　　 i!./
　　　　 　 　 　 （_,. 　 　 　 　 //
　 　 　　　　　 く.,｀^''ｰ-､,,..ノ/
　　　　　　 　 　　 ｀~`''ー--‐'

( ´ω`) Dream? I have a dream. that one day, this nation will rise up...

( ´ω`) ...That is all.

(・∀・) But grandpa, this nation already has risen up.

( ´ω`) Viagra: making our nation stand proud

( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...

( ´ω`) VIAGRA!

(・∀・) By the way, grandpa, I heard lesbians can raise it up without viagra. Is this true?

( ´ω`) Not for me, junior. I need a little more, if you know what I mean.

( ´ω`) Enough of that... Now we should start the Eva-like ending for this thread.

(・∀・) I am here but why?

( ´ω`) Mother? Is that you?

( ( (・-・) ) )

Down is down, and up is up. Without down and up there is nothing....
______________________________________ ( ´ω

( ´ω`) cut to rei ayanami's giand forehead that is a vagina

(・∀・) I am here but why?

( ´ω`)'s in His Heaven, All's Right With the World

(・∀・)

I am here.

here

where is

here.

( ´ω`) This is getting silly.

(・ω・) Can you guys really keep this for 173 more posts?

(;∀;) FATHER!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FATHER!? I HATE YOU!!

( ´ω`) Oh great, the emo-Shinji shit again..

(;Д;) mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away

( ・ー・） Go home!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!
( ﾟ oﾟ).
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You deny the fact because you wish to deny that facet of your existance.

Understanding of oneself requires one to explore the understanding of others about oneself.

(;Д;) WHY! WHY do i have to post here! What is the point??

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have solved the hedgehog's dilemma!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Just put this here, and...

ｷﾀ━━━━━━⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃⊂(;Д;)⊃━━━━━━ !!

⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃ Not only do mittens prevent poking, but they also add even more warmth! Buy now~!

(;Д;) Why am I crying?
(´ω`) ...
(;Д;) Grandpa!
(;Д;) Please don't stop being my grandpa!!
(;Д;) GRAANDPAAAAA!!!!!

Meanwhile

( ・ー・）...Fiancee!

（。・_・）...Junior-kun is calling me...

(´ω`) Grandpa instrumentality project is going well.

( ´ω`) Just who am I supposed to be here, anyway?

( ´´´´ω`) Okay, I'll be Adam.

(・∀・) And I'll be Steve.

(・∀・) Wait... what were we doing again?

(・∀・) Oh, right, I ask questions and you answer?

( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. What would you like to know?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what makes Mr. Pibb and Red Vines so crazy delicious when they're added together?

( ´ω`) I'm not sure, but would you like to try a sip of this? It's Ensure and Stoli.

Grandpa, weird things happen when you mix Ensure, Stoli, Mr Pibb and Red Vines!

( ´ω`) At least the Ensure means you're getting your suppliments. On the other hand, there's always Prune Juice. It's a Warrior's Drink.

(・∀・) Grandpa, >>845 reveals you to be a Star Trek fan as all of nerd-dom knows that Lt. Worf loved his prune juice. However, do you get the feeling that the old jokes about Star Trek fans about being losers who still live with their parents and such can now apply to anime fans and essentially making Otakus the Trekkies of the 21st century?

( ´ω`) I think that it should truly give them all hope. After all, I'm a grandfather. I've managed to successfully breed and raise children, who then had you. It just shows that stereotypes bear little semblance to reality, and both the William Shatner Saturday Night Live Skit and Maid in Akihabara share common roots.

(・∀・) Grandpa, didn't you tell me that you adopted your kids over the internet, and that I came from a test tube?

( ´ω`) Actually, I adopted the internet, it's my kid.
[INTERNET] I AM YOUR FATHER

(・ー・) Wait, then where the hell do I fit in here?

( ´ω`) You worry too much about details. You'll be my grandpa at this rate.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)　Omedetto!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)　...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)　Oh, is that riff over already? Sorry.

(・∀・) Grandpa >>847, what do you think about black people and other minorities?

( ´ω`) you're all pork to me, Junior.

(・∀・) Although it may be a health hazard in hundreds of ways, I like chicken much more.

( ´ω`) I once killed a man who came between me and my meal of pigeon; but that's a story for another time.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I recently read Papillon, which leads me to ask you this critical question: What's the most creative way you've come up with to hide money?

( ´ω`) Savings account.

( ・ー・） I have a swiss bank account, but don't tell anyone!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is that your cash card?

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ)　Yoink!
　⊂彡

(ﾟ ヮﾟ )　See ya later!!

Σ(´ω` ) Come back here! Where's my share?!

( ・ー・） $10 down the drain...

( ´ω`) You could buy a luxurious dinner with that money! And dessert! And some fine wine along with that! And still have money for more!

( ´ω`) Dagnabbit, if only I didn't drop my beatin' stick..

(・∀・) It's about 4 inches from your left han-

( ´ω`) Too damn far!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I felt guilty so I brought it back.

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wanna see my new rhinestone-studded mittens?

(・∀・) Grandpa! Welcome to the "Actor's Studio" with me, your humble host, Junior. Thank you for joining me.

(・∀・) Grandpa, we've enjoyed you in such magnificent films as "Nevada Carries a Blade," "Internet: Serious Business," and in the classic "4chan is down." However, what is your favorite film?

( ´ω`) Passion of the Seven Dwarves

（*`య´）A CHALLENGER APPEARS

(・∀・) That mask isn't scary AT ALL, Grandpa!

( ´ω`) It made you pee in your pants when you were a little squirt. You know, Junior, you're not cute anymore.

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey dad, what's up?

( ´ω`) I told you I disowned you, damnit!

(　･ิω･ิ) In that case, I'm going to stop paying your old folks home bills. Have fun on the street, pops!

( ´ω`)I've made enough off the sale of mittens to live comfortably for the next fifty years.

( ´ω`)Incidently, I still have what you did with yours on video, you naughty fatman.

(　･ิω･ิ) So I'm still in the will, right?

( ´ω`)....

( ´ω`)....

( ´ω`) you have the same place in the will that you had before this conversation, if that's what you mean.

(・∀・) Grandpa, but didn't you...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935/51-52

(;ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fuckmittens!

( ・ー・） ...I have a brother?

(　･ิω･ิ) I'm your dad, you uneducated doof.

(・∀・) They told me you ran off with a truckdriving man years ago. Mom cried about it all the time.

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey, I was young and I needed the money!

( ・ー・） ...a brother?

(　･ิω･ิ) Nope. Didn't need a brother.

( ´௰`） ...

　,､＿,､
　ｌ ﾟ(･)ﾟ）　d00d, your nose...
　lつﾞ"/)
　.l/),,）

(・∀・) Uncle, what was life like after leaving Grandpa?

(　･ิω･ิ) I'm your DAD you moron. You must have gotten your intelligence from my sister's side of the family.

(・∀・) YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!!

(　･ิω･ิ) And you missed a perfectly good 888get. I'm so disappointed in you, son.

( ・ー・） ...I have a sister?

(　･ิω･ิ) Your sister, my ex-wife, your mom. All the same person.

(　･ิω･ิ) We have a very close family.

                             ( ´ω`)

                       The world is vieled in

                       darkness.  The wind stops,

                            the sea is wild,

                      and the earth begins to rot.

                             The people wait,

                      their only hope, a prophecy....

                     " When the world is in darkness

                        Four Warriors will come...."

                        After a long journey, four

                          young warriors arrive,

                           each holding an ORB.

(　･ิω･ิ) I'll be Chaos.

(・∀・) I, Junior, will knock you all down!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'll be a white mage! Here everyone, wear these mittens!

( ´ω`) I guess I'll be a fighter. Sure takes me back.

(　｀ハ´）I'm making a guest appearance here just to be your black mage!

( ・ー・）I'll be a thief.

(;´ω`)(;ﾟ -ﾟ)(;・∀・)(;･ิω･ิ)( ・ω・) But they suck!

( ・ー・）Oh okay, black belt then.

( ´ω`)( ﾟ ヮﾟ)( ・ー・)(　｀ハ´）*And so, the four ..well, not really so young warriors begin their journey as they enter Corne-*

|・_・| I WILL BE WARMECH. NUCLEAR.

GAME OVER

>>895 has been banned because: No mages.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Gau so obnoxious? I mean, it takes forever to learn all those different abilities.

>>895

( ´ω`) gtfo mod impersonator

>>896

( ´ω`) i dunno, lol

( ´ω`) am i cool yet?

( ´ω`) add +1 to numbers on >>898 orz

900GET!