( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) Grandpa, it isn't like you to make such huge mistakes... who are you REALLY?

>>901
( ´ω`) They call me....zabadab

(・∀・) Wut? What did you do with my grandpa?

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( ´ω`) I created Grandpa; 4-ch copied me.

(・∀・) Grandpa, that FF1 thing was interesting. I think that's what we need in this thread - a little adventure, don't you think?

( ´ω`) My life IS...well, used to be full of adventure.

( ´ω`) Are you trying to tell me you're uninterested in listening to my adventures?

(・∀・) ... Okay, I'll listen. Just a minute.

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　All right, I'm ready.
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( ´ω`) Well, it all started out when-

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( ´ω`) Boobs.

(・∀・) !?!?

( ´ω`) Gotcha!

(・∀・) Is it true that boobs are very soft to touch?

( ´ω`) A woman's breast is the hardest rock the Almighty put on this earth.

( ・∀・)つ(・(・ You lied, grandpa. They ARE soft.

( ﾟ oﾟ) Junior? What did I tell you about ever touching my breasts again???

( ´ω`)つ(・(・ Junior, don't ever touch them again!

( ﾟ Eﾟ) eeeeeek!

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( ・A・) You just CAN'T control yourself, can you, Grampa?

( ´ω`) you started it.

(・∀・) I was just curious because you've lied to me before gramps.

( ´ω`) Lies are more interesting some times, Junior. Besides, weren't you the one that started all that leprechaun talk?

( ´ω`) Besides, I'm old. I haven't gotten any since...

( ´ω`) ...Long enough!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does Squeek's thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".

( ´ω`) It may appear that way to you, Junior, but it is well on its way to becoming "Legendary". On the day that a Junior thread gets to 1000 on its own merits is the day that you can mock Squeeks.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the dog that's fighting....

(・∀・) It's the dog fight is the size of... wait a minute....

(・∀・) Dogs are in a fight larger than they appear or something....

( ´ω`) Junior, how many times have I told you to stay away from japanese porn?

(・∀・) But this is German!

( ´ω`) I can see how you'd be confused by the scat; but none the less, 'auschwitz scheisten meisters' is japanese.

( ´ω`) I can tell by ss uniforms

( ´ω`) and having seen many japanese scat films in my day

(・∀・)Grandpa! Why don't we ever see grandma?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) Can you keep a secret?

(・∀・) I haven't told anybody about ther grab-the-worm game we used to play, have I?

( ´ω`) Well, ok. Remember the burgers you ate yesterday?

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) They're made from your grandma.

(・∀・)Grandma was made out of tofu?

( ´ω`) Sure was! And your mom is made from pure gluten!

( ´ω`) No, but her finger got caught in the grinder.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Why can't I put it in her pooper?

( ´ω`) Hang on a moment, Junior. I contradicted myself and now my brain hurts.

( ・ω・) And that's how it happened.

(・∀・) Grandpa! What will happen when this thread reaches 1000? I'm scared...

( ´ω`) >>1001 will make a new thread, Junior; now go put on unsoiled pants.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You can leave that pair here

(・∀・) Why? What are you going to do with it?

( ´ω`) Cleanse them with an all-consuming fire of purification

( ´ω`) after I sniff every little morsel clinging to them.

( ´3`) Grandpa... You love me, i know that.

( ´ω`) It's getting darker now... Junior, I'm beginning to sense that we're in the final days, and the remaining posts grow fewer each day. Tell me now, what have you learned from Part3 that made it all worthwhile to you?

(・∀・) I didn't learn anything but it was all enjoyable. Thanks for the bread.

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) that's not bread; now i have to buy more sponges.

(・∀・) Ha ha ha, Grandpa. Next you're going to try to tell me that this isn't Jesus' blood!

( ´ω`) It is, and that's the last time I'll hire a mexican prep cook.

('=_=) Gradpa, may i show you my underwear?

( ´ω`) .... Depends.

( '*_*) for what?...

( ´ω`) No, I mean you're wearing Depends®.

( ´ω`) Give 'em back! They're not for you!!

( ´ω`) COUGH HACK COUGH Junior..I don't think I'll have much longer to live.

( ´ω`) I think it's time I passed all my powers over to you..

(　｀ハ´） o O (Finally, my chance to strike!)

( ´ω`) Anyway, I'm going to mexico, bitches!

( ´ω`) Get ready to meet the new grandpa

(・∀・) hello, kids!

° < Hi grandpa! I'm your unborn child's unborn child who still resides in your left testicle. Please let us out, it's dark in here!

(・∀・) fap fap fap

(・∀・) Better?

° < Aaahhh, I'm dying! Gaaahhh...

(　｀ハ´） Hey! Watch where you point that thing!

(・∀・) Darkpa! Now that grandpa has gone

(・∀・) I was wondering if you...

(・∀・) ...if you...

(・∀・) If you wouldn't mind being the new junior!

( ・ω・) I will be the new Grandpa.

( ・ω・) hello kids!

(・∀・) Grandpa, some one sent me a letter to tell me I may already be a winner!

( ・ω・) I do that on the weekends. The pay is pretty good.

( ´ω`) Forgot my sumbrero from the last time I went to Mex-...

( ´ω`) You fucking let Clonepa be the new Grandpa?!! I won't stand for this.

(・∀・) I let him because you took so long.

(・∀・) Not to mention that he has your good looks.

( ・ω・) I think you missed 970get there, junior.

( ´ω`) Beat it, you six piece Chicken McNobody!

( ・ω・) gb2/mexico/

( ・ω・) I'm a celebrity on 2chan, I noticed.

( ・ω・) 975GET

( ´ω`) Get the hell out

(・∀・u) Grandpa, your pressure...

( ' =_=)Grandpa... You look so sexy... (GrrrOooWww)

( ´ω`) And soon we'll face the final curtain, Junior. I have no regrets, except for all the time wasted trying to educate you.

( ´ω`) Junior... there is another Skywalker...

(・∀・) Yeah, seen the movies.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Is he dead y--
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ....
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) sorry.

( ´ω`) Junior, don't you have anything in your life you aspire to or want to try? I worry about your future and so should you.

(・∀・) Well, I wouldn't mind getting 3000.

( ´ω`) Ah, so you're the one posting "this thread has reached over 1000 replies" on world4ch's "I'm not a racist" thread.

(=(・∀・) Grandfather, perhaps you should take a nap before the 1000. I will look to your needs as you rest.

( ´ω`) Nonesense! I don't want to risk sleeping through 100--

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(・∀・) mwahahaha...

(=(・∀・) Why are you laughing? It's my victory.

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｜Oracle｜
Ｊ(´･ω･`)し Soon this thread will 1000GET

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) mittens for 1000GET!

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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) oooo, so close now

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

(・∀・) Don't fall asleep, grandpa!

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(・∀・) NO! YOU'LL EXPLODE IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT!

(　･ิω･ิ) WAKE UP DADDY!!!!

( ´ω`) Hm? Oh, 1000get.