ITT everyone dies (14)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 14:59 [no]

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am dying!

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 15:18 [no]

I got the AIDS!

3 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4532 15:47 [no]

I gave >>2 the AIDS!

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 15:51 [no]

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )   
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Moot and I belong to 4chan, not here.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)   

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 16:31 [no]

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )   
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Moot and buy me new servers.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)   

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 19:40 [no]

It's official, Netcraft confirms: everyone is dying

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 20:48 [no]

I have a fatal disease
I'm aging
I only have 40-80 years left to live

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 21:05 [no]

I have the secret for reversing aging!

You just type "sage" into the link field

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 21:51 [no]

Death, all around me. DEPRESS

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:23 [no]

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )   
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Moot or Squeeks or whatever.
 (つ   つ   Just give me money, ok?
 | | |    
 (__)_)   

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:30 [no]

>>━━━━━━(x∀x)━━━━━━>

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 12:31 [no]

           ⊂'v'つ
    //   r''''"""""''' ヽ _|\
    l"  "'''/   801   ヽ   >    【The curse of 801】
    \ /   , - 、 ,r- 、 ヾ /    If you see this AA, you will die.
      .|   l l .O| |O l |  |"     You will die even if you copy-paste it.
      ||   l "'-ノ__l-'´ノ   |     You will die even if you shop at
      |  ,, "'" (.__).'''   ,, |.|.     the 801st shopping district.
       |  "'''‐-,---,-‐'''" l     http://www.kics.gr.jp/kita/801office/calacter.htm
       l     "'''''"    ノ
      /ヽ,,,vVvvVv,,ノノ\
      |           /
    ゚""""          """"゚

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 12:43 [no]

>>12

キタ━━━━━━━( °∀° )━━━━━━━━━ッ!!

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4559 13:43 [no]

           ⊂'v'つ
    //   r''''"""""''' ヽ _|\
    l"  "'''/   801   ヽ   >    【A question about the curse of 801】
    \ /   , - 、 ,r- 、 ヾ /    So, uh, ....
      .|   l l .O| |O l |  |"     Where is
      ||   l "'-ノ__l-'´ノ   |     the 801st shopping district
      |  ,, "'" (.__).'''   ,, |.|.     anyway?
       |  "'''‐-,---,-‐'''" l     It sure ain't at that url.
       l     "'''''"    ノ
      /ヽ,,,vVvvVv,,ノノ\
      |           /
    ゚""""          """"゚

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.