ITT we solve the question above us. (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:56

4 + 4 = ?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 13:33

I don't know. I never got to the end without biting.

Mr. Owl, how many days does Mr Sage have left?

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 15:43

Ah-1, ah-2, ah-3, crunch. 3.

Tootsie-roll pops, or dum-dums?

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 15:49

BIDAILY SAGE PART 2

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 16:14

Dum-dums, just like >>952

If squeeks lives in tomorrow, can the world ever be destroyed?

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 16:51

yes, but we'll have 24 hours notice.

Come on, can we make it to 1000?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 17:07

i L_½Mj
How do I shot web?

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 17:46

web 101 is that way

at what point do we just post filler questions simply to hurry 999GET along?

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:04

Now!

Who am I?

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:07

You are Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½.

how do I shot web2.0?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:13

Knead your dick.

Why am I still feeling blue?

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:17

The paint hasn't washed off

Does this look swollen to you?

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:19

yeah... maybe you shouldn't knead your dick that much.

Where in the world is carmen sandieago?

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:29

My bed

Hey! where'd she go? She was here just a minute ago!

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:31

My bed now, BITCH!

Why am I so hungry?

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:35

Because you only had two pizzas

How many pizzas will it take to fill >>963 up?

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:38

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@@@^@ ߁Νί _@ƒ Millions!
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Why are you not bringing me pizzas?!

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:44

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ@My name is Squeeks, and I don't deliver!
@i‚@@ ‚@@@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj@@

Will we get 999 today?

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:45

Because you're not bringing me mittens!

Who likes mittens?

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:45

Perhaps.

Will you pick me a flower?

969 Name: PERHAPS : 1993-09-4722 18:47

NO, AND OMG MITTENS!

Will you make me mittens!?

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:04

Out of human skin

How will you react to sleeping through 999GET?

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:05

BASTARDS! Just like the mittens thread!

Did you get 999 on the mittens thread?

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:41

As a member of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN, I am proud to announce that I was part of 999GET on the mittens thread.

Were YOU part of 999GET?

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:55

Yes. I GOT it.

Were YOU part of the finale of the mittens thread?

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:22

( ί ƒŽί) Of course, I'm mittens!

( ί ƒŽί) Where are my mittens?

975 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4723 02:10

Youtube.

What does dish soap taste like?

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 02:49

Ramen-dattebayo.

Ramen-dattebayo?

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 02:50

Yes.

Cactus?

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 03:07

No-dattebayo.

Mittens-dattebayo?

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 04:07

(L^ิ౪Oิ)( ߁Νί)i@MƒnLj„‹(„DL„‹)( EƒΦE)( LΝ)(iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj)<˜€MΝL>

Don't forget everyone else!!!

Does this board have too many characters?

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 04:18

No-dattebayo.

Why am I ending my sentences in dattebayo-dattebayo?

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 04:23

DAILY SAGE

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:00

I don't know-dattebayo

Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:21

It must be-dattebayo.

Is there a cure for this curse-dattebayo?

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:23

I don't know-dattebayo

Oh no-dattebayo! Is this contagious-dattebayo?

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:24

Stop repeating yourself-desu.

Yay, by ending my sentences with desu, I can stop ending my sentences with dattebayo-desu!

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 06:41

Oops, forgot my question-desu.

How many Suiseisekis does it take to screw a lightbulb?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 13:18

Too many, desu.

Why do people like to end their sentences with desu?

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 13:44

Because it's trendy, -nyoro~n.

Are we there yet?

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 14:36

Still 11 more to go.

Are we there yet?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:16

Yes, you may exit now

I thought the final GET would be much better than this; didn't you?

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:17

10 more.

Are we there yet?

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:26

If you say that one more time I'll put this thread in reverse and we'll go all the way back to 1.

Did I miss the turn I was supposed to make?

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:29

No, keep driving.

are we in a car?

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:31

Yes, but you made one you weren't supposed to, so it's alright.

Does a true pervert necessarily appreciate asses more than cunts?

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:36

There a diffrent types of perverts, so no.

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@ @@@@i@ ί ƒŽίj@Let's go 999 up ahead!!
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996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:37

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@ @@@@i@ ί ƒŽίj@oops forgot question!!!!
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@@@@ @ ΘQΘ
@ @@@@i@ ί ƒŽίj@Do you love my new SUV?
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@@@@ i @@i@EƒΦEj
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997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:39

Does it come with a mittens compartment?

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:40

@@@@ @ ΘQΘ
@ @@@@i@ ί ƒŽίj@of course!!
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@@ @@ ‚ƒ(Q)́܁RΜ
@@@@ i @@i@EƒΦEj
ίίί@\½½

Are you last?

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 15:44

I don't think I am!

Are you?!?!

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