( `ハ´) Darkpa (v0.9) [Popular] (204)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 06:58

( `ハ´)I have worked hard so people would know which thread to post in.

( `ハ´) They should all flood in at any moment; I hope I have enough chairs

( `ハ´) ...

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:05

< ・∀・> This thread was taken by force from my ancestors and I have come to return it to it's rightful owners nida!

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:10

( ゚ ヮ゚) I heard there was a party here, but where are the mittens?

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:12

( ´・ω・) I'm Alan the Wizard and I am having a jolly good time!

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:13

J(・∀・)し I just LOVE my new socks!

6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:14

(゚∀゚) I have arrived キタ━━━━━━━━━━━━ !!

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:15

(☞゚∀゚)☞ hey, hybrid american(s)

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:17

;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. >>2-4,6-8 same person

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:17

( ゚ ヮ゚) You HAVE arrived...with mittens?

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:23

   /⌒ヽ
  / ´_ゝ`) . . .oh, I didn't think there would be so many today
  |    /
  | /| |
  // | |
 U  .U

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 07:53

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12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:11

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    /\___/ヽ   /\___ /\___/ヽ /ヽ /\__/ヽ
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.   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|   `-=ニ= |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|ニ=|   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|
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   /`ー‐--‐‐―´\ /`ー‐-  /`ー‐--‐‐―´\-‐‐ /`ー‐--‐‐―´
「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 09:01

How do you make ☞? With IME?

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 09:28

\(^o^)/ I've shoved every mitten in the WORLD up my ass!

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:23

( `ハ´) I don't think I have enough snacks for all. Did at least one of you bring a bottle?

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:04

( `ハ´)There, I've gotten a few things from the other threads; hopefully this should be enough.

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:07

t(-_-t) Don't EVER borrow my stuff without asking ever again! Hey, are those my pretzels?!

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:35

          |    
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        (-_-) Someone is throwing a party next door…
        (∩∩)──────────────────────────────
      /
    /
  /

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:48

( ・ω・) So where do I sit?

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:25

          |    
          |   
          |    
        (-_-) You're in the wrong house…
        (∩∩)──────────────────────────────
      /
    /
  /

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:15

( ・ω・) Sorry for intruding; I just thought since there was only one person here it must be the darkpa thread. I'll go next door, then.

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:20

( ・ω・) Hi, kids!        (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)
 ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /
  ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (
   ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)

 (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)
 )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩
 (ノ      ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈
           ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)

         (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)
 ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /
  ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (
   ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)

 (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)
 )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩
 (ノ      ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈
           ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)

         (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)
 ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /
  ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (ノ      ヽ  〈   (
   ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)             ヽヽ_)

         (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)          (^( ^o^)^)
 ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /    ('(^o^∩    )  /

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:20

          ∧_∧
         ( ・ω・)  I hope this is the right place
        _| ⊃/(___ I brought my sleeping stuff
       / └-(____/
        ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:47

( ・ω・) Bah! You kids! In my day, we didn't need "stuff" to zzzzzzz...

25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:06

(`μ´) Excuse me, do you have a moment to spare?

(`μ´) We would like to discuss Tanasinn with you.

(`μ´) We have these pamphlets...

26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:07

    ,   _ ノ)  γ ==== ヽ
   γ∞γ~  \ | ||||||||| | |
   |  / 从从) )|| l  l  |) | 
   ヽ | | l  l |〃人 ワ ~ノ| .| < Hey, someone posted an address to a
   `从ハ~_ワノ) / y ⌒i   | party on /DQN/! Let's invite all our
    /ヽ><ノ\      | | friends and go!
    /.   8/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
  __(__ニつ/ MSX2   / .| .|____
      \/____/ (u ⊃

27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:16

♪         ♪            ♪           
 la la la, la-la-la-la. la la la. la-la-la-la♪
   \/  \/  \/  \/  \/
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 ( ^∀^). ^∀^). ^∀^). ^∀^). ^∀^). ^∀^) < one bannaa two banna three banana four
 ( つ ⊂ )つ ⊂ )つ ⊂ )つ ⊂ )つ ⊂ )つ ⊂ )  \_______
  .)  ) )  ) )  ) )  ) )  ) )  ) )  )
 (__)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)

28 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:37

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29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:12

     ∩___∩
     | ノ      ヽ'''''';、 I'm feeling a bit drunk...
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30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 08:59

       ヘ⌒ヽフ ?
      ( ・ω・)
      ( ⊃┳⊃
      c(_)∧_∧
     (   (  ゚ ヮ゚)< LOL WTF
≡≡≡ ◎―◎⊃⊃

31 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:29

             l⌒)OOo       l⌒)OOo       l⌒)OOo
    ∩___∩   {  )  ) _∩   {  )  )__∩   {  )  ) 
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   |   ω    /    |   ω     /   |    ω   /
   .|  /⌒  ~    ..|  /⌒   ~    .|  /⌒  ~
   | /           ..| /          ..| /   
   ∪            ∪           ∪ 

32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:08

( `ハ´) ...I've never heard of wt nacks; you'll have to settle crabcakes and rice crackers.

33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:03

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          /-‐ ン     ハ | ヾ!、  | ヽ
        / /      / リ  l ヽ  l  ゙,
         ! /     ノl _ムィ   ゝ、ヽ.|   l
          |      |7´レ  ノ      `|ー  !
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          ', l |  ト、      _、  ,.イ   | ......... crabcakes?
          '、l l   |:.:|` ‐- / ム<:.:.  |
           | ヽ  |ソ     {  _ニ}:.:l:|  |
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    |    ヽ l|: : : : : : \!:/     !: : ヽ_.|: : |

34 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:34

( `ハ´) Yes. Crabcakes.

35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 23:08

( `ハ´)You have no idea how hard it was getting the candles to stick to their shells, either.

36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:43

( ´ω`) Hey you kids, keep it down there. I'm taking a nap

37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:47

( `ハ´)Hmm... Grandpa is here, it's a perfect chance for me to raid his fridge!

38 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:56

( ´ω`) What are you talking about, you already raided my fridge. I don't have any more food.

39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 01:24

( `ハ´) Too bad some guy locked 2.0. Now the food over there is just going to spoil...

40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 02:22

( `ハ´) I am not a fan of lesbians.

41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 08:50

( `ハ´) But I don't discriminate. All are welcome to my party, but please try to keep it clean.

42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:18

 。
( 々゚) I'm not sure I can, I think I had a bit too much to drink...
 。
( 々゚) Which way to the bathroom?

43 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 13:36

( ・ω・)⊃ It's that way.

(´・ω・) Or was it the other way?

44 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:01

(`μ´) Excuse me, young lesbians. Do you have a moment to spare?

(`μ´) We would like to discuss Tanasinn with you.

(`μ´) We have these pamphlets...

45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 15:46

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       u u ̄ ̄ ̄(___ _)      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                し^J Wow. Look at all the food in his fridge!

46 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 18:36

( `ハ´) 50GET is approaching; I hope the lesbians don't get it.

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:03

( `ハ´) Ha! I just sent people in the bumsex off to a fake site, and raided their fridge while they weren't looking

48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:04

( `ハ´) ...I gotta say, they REALLY like their chocolate fudge over there, too. Very strange.

49 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:34

 。
( 々゚) Where the hell is that bathroom anyawy?
 。
( 々゚) I've looked all over the house!

50 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:35

 。
( 々゚) BLEEEEAAAAARGH!

51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:45

( `ハ´)Don't worry, we'll just wrap this up for the nice folks over in the bumsex thread.

52 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 21:36

    ,   _ ノ)  γ ==== ヽ
   γ∞γ~  \ | ||||||||| | |
   |  / 从从) )|| l  l  |) | 
   ヽ | | l  l |〃人 ワ ~ノ| .| < Look, Darkpa's still logged in as admin to his
   `从ハ~_ワノ) / y ⌒i   | server! Let's make a few 'changes' to his
    /ヽ><ノ\      | | config files, and invite /VIP/, /b/ and /creature/ over, too!
    /.   8/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
  __(__ニつ/DARKPA / .| .|____
      \/____/ (u ⊃

53 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 21:47

(; ・∀・) hey Darkpa!

54 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:03

( `ハ´) Little do they know that it's not actually mine, but is becauseitswinter.com's...

( `ハ´) Oh! Hey there, uh... Squeeks, was it?

55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:58

(; ・∀・) No, I'm Squeeks' younger brother, Freeks. My face is narrower and I seem to have a sweating problem.

  人     
(__)        
(; ・∀・) Be careful what you say, the FBI is watching this thread. Are these party hats made with tin foil?

56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:03

>knock, knock

( `ハ´) Coming!!!!
( `ハ´) ..... merseine tentacles....
( `ハ´) Well, welcome to the party. There's much food and drink here.
( `ハ´) And don't forget to greet the girls in the computer room.

57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:50

(・A・) PARTY! HARD!

58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 02:07

(・A・) PARTY
(・∀・) HARD
(・A・) PARTY
(・∀・) HARD

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 06:55

( `ハ´)Whoa, there, whoa! My insurance doesn't cover hard party related injuries. Easy does it, young fella!

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 07:11

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  ∧ヘ: : |/ |r^{:::}゚ |  "      |^{;:::}r^} 〉 |: :/: : l: :|
  /: : |\: |ヽ >ー‐'        ヾ_こ_ソ  /:/: : :/ /|
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./: : : ∧  ト >   , へ、___   :::::/ /: ///: l: |
 : : : i^ヽ *\    / /´    :::::ヽ    // ノ/: <My...HOUSE! : l: |
 : : /レ⌒ヽ、.  ヽ、 ヽ、_     :::ノ  , イァー‐く`¬ : l::|
 : / / / ,へ. l| ` 、    ̄ ̄ ̄, ' rーく \.  |` ト、:.l::l
 ::/ .| '  / /ヽ|    >= ァ  ̄  /^ヽ  ` ヽ. | 〈 ヽ::|
: /  |       / |  /⌒/L「\.   |       ./ /  | |

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 08:53

          |    
          |   
          |    
        (-_-) But this is my house…
        (∩∩)──────────────────────────────
      /
    /
  /

62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 09:21

( `ハ´)Would you two please keep it quiet over here? You're distracting my guests from their serious partying.

63 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:24

      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      | It's your turn now
      \_  ______
         ∨
                    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ∧_∧        | agreed.
       ( ´∀`)       /へ._______
       (    っ-~ ∧ ∧
  ∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、(゚Д゚;)
 ( ・∀・ )        ヽ⊂  ヽ
 (    つヽ、    ∧_∧\ ノ〜
  し__) \  ニニ(    ). \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        || ̄ ̄ (    ) ̄||   < what you say?
            (__○ノ       \________
   ∧
/ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Hey there, Darkpa
\________

64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:26

         /⌒ヽ
  ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /      Great party here, Darkpa!
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:51

   ∧_/∧ ∧  
  ( ・∀(゚ー゚*)
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノ〜
  (__)_) 

( `ハ´) Please get a room.

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:52

( `ハ´) Though I wish for everyone to enjoy themselves immensely, PDAs are still mildly annoying.

67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 14:35

   ∧_/∧ ∧  
  ( ・∀(゚ー゚;)<Why do you have three ears?
  ( つ と  0
    )  ⊂ _,ノ〜
  (__)_)

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 17:36

      |\
     ∧_∧| .》                          人
     (,, ・∀・|)《                         <  > ∧∩ .∵
    ⊂    | O              ≡≡≡》》》───V`Д´)─>>67
        ノ| .《                              / ・∴ ガッ
          | .》
           |/

69 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 18:38

( `ハ´)Whoa, there, whoa! My insurance doesn't cover archery related injuries, either. If you are going to roughhouse, please take it outside.

70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:14

(´゚ω゚`) ....brains...

71 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:28

( `ハ´)Grandpa! Snap out of it man! You're in The Forbidden Garden Of DQN, there are no brains here!

72 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:32

>>68 Well it does have three ears...

73 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 19:41

( `ハ´) There is no difference between the beast with three ears and the beast with two backs. Unless, of course, you happen to be a zoologist.

74 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:11

∧_∧
(`ハ´) Neko mimi mode!

75 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:18

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   ,i'      !  ●     ●   .i,i'     ヽi.   ●      ●     i    i丿ノ
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76 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:41

( `ハ´) ..... ah. I see. I promise that I will never do that again.

77 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 20:44

  人     
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 ( ・∀・) < Hay every1! How do you like my Squeeks costume?
 (つ   つ   
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78 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 21:41

( `ハ´)You girls are welcome to be here; but please, no loli hi-jinx.
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   i,    ,/  / i,   i     ,i   ,i ./   ,i           i  i,.|

79 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:14

∧_∧
(`ハ´ ) Tsukuyomi modo.(moo do)

80 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 23:23

(´゚ω゚`) Cow brains are NOT an acceptable substitute!

81 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 13:56

( `ハ´) Perhaps you should discuss this with the tentacles. I believe they are in the office, chatting up the lesbians.

82 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 19:55

        /\
      / =.\
    // ̄\ .\
  /| |へノ⌒| //\
  \ \_//  .\
    \ = /       \
     \/        \   This party is now celebrate the greatness of Korea!
           ∧∧∧∧\
          (  `/)  >ヽ∧
          /   /  / `∀> ∧∧
        ◇(   イ◇  (   ,つ`∀´>  kekekeke!!!
        /ヽ  )) ヽ  )ヽ )と  , イ
        (_/(_/(/(/ノ(_/⊂ノ> )J
    / ̄Y ̄`|/ ̄^Y ̄ヽ/ ̄ ̄Y `´ ̄\
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

83 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 23:21

          |    
          |   
          |    
        (-_-) >>72 Please just leave me alone…
        (∩∩)──────────────────────────────
      /
    /
  /

84 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 23:45

(-_-) I meant >>82... sorry >>72

85 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 14:36

( `ハ´)It seems that my advertising has paid off, and many attendees are enjoying themselves, although some are becoming a bit rambunctious.

86 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 17:47

        \ │ /
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\.  / ̄\│ /
 Mittens!!!!!! >( ゚ ヮ/ ̄\  / ̄ ̄ ̄
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\.  / ̄\ヮ ゚ )< Mittens!
 Mittens!!!!!! >( ゚ ヮ ゚ )─   \___
 ____/  .\_/│ \ 
         / │ \

87 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:28

( `ハ´)Maybe... TOO rambunctious

88 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:21

( `ハ´) But then again, you can never have too much of a good thing.

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:29

( ゚ パ) Maoism!!!
( `ハ´) Eh. I just can't get that excited about anything.

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:39

>>89
( ゚ ヮ゚) Maoittens!

91 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 04:40

( `ハ´) Ah, youth is a wonderful thing.

92 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 06:01

( `ハ´) It's such a shame that it truly is squandered by the young. Would you like some more spinach dip?

93 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 06:23

( ゚ ヮ゚) Spinach dip...

( ゚ ヮ゚) with...

( ゚ ヮ゚) ...

( ゚ ヮ゚) Artichokes and bacon?!

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:15

( `ハ´)Yes, have some with these breadsticks that I found in the Needler Hall thread. They're very tasty.

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:57

      ,   _ ノ)
     γ∞γ~  \
     |  / 从从) )
     ヽ | | l  l |∩  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      `从ハ~ ワノ / < Everybody, It's time to DANCE!
     ⊂ニ \>< /   | They're playing Las Ketchup!
      /   ⌒)    \____________
     /__ し
     し

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:13

( `ハ´) I did not lace the spinach dip with date rape drugs, ( ゚ ヮ゚)

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 21:22

( `ハ´) What's your name, anyway, ( ゚ ヮ゚)?

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 22:22

( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens!

99 Name: Hereafter, it divides into nameless and VIP guides it. : 1993-09-4583 23:11

wwwwwwwwwwww

100 Name: LeDQN!LeDqnM1Jj2 : 1993-09-4584 06:33

ωαγατα...φ(゚∀゚ )アヒャ

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 08:46

( `ハ´) I am not prejudice or anything, but please stick to English at this party.

( `ハ´) Inglés por favor

102 Name: 電話男 : 1993-09-4584 18:07

Denwa otoko wuz here.

電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男電話男

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 16:09

( `ハ´) I see, >>102. Why don't you join the merseine tentacles in the living room? I'm sure you have much in commen.

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 22:33

( `ハ´)everyone seems to have left for becauseitswinter.com sigh

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 02:06

電話男 left. He sure made his mark

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 03:25

( `ハ´) Okay, it's time for our first party game - wall washing.

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:53

      ,   _ ノ)
     γ∞γ~  \
     |  / 从从) )
     ヽ | | l  l |∩  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      `从ハ~ ワノ / < Only one girl in a million can
     ⊂ニ \>< /   | wash this wall just right!
      /   ⌒)    \____________
     /__ し
     し

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 17:14

        _
    +   ,.'´   ヽ          +      Screw that!
       ! ノメノハ)〉              +  Let's Dance!
      l ∩゚ ヮ゚ノ|  ⌒*___*⌒  +    
  +   (( |ヽ)j父!つ   L| ・∀・|        Loli Dance Mode, Set Up!
      ノ ノ/ |i リ      |__ー| ))   +
      ` .`iララ′     |〈

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:15

( ゚ ヮ゚) Lolis!

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:45

( `ハ´)Mittens!

( `ハ´)...go in the box by the door.

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:47

( ゚ -゚) That sucks. I already brought a truckload of them here.

( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens for everyone!

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:53

( `ハ´) Remember to pick up your party-favor mittens when you go, as a souvenir of this happy occasion.

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 21:49

               ,ヘ                 _,ハ = 、
              /  `ヽ            __ -t __- '´  ヽ,
             /|!    」       _,.-=' ,.-=' / ノノ'´ ⌒´
          _,,_ト|! r フ [!|__ ノ⌒ '⌒'   /_,. '´
\ゝ---ニ=て r'⌒ハ l__   イ⌒入 _ ̄      _,. '´
 ヽ,__, ゝ\ニ---┴┴"∠  '´    `ヽ   _,. '´
     ヽ_____  ⌒)ノ__ 彡    } _,. '´
           ̄   'vc\ ヽ__ノ-‐ '´

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 01:49

( `ハ´) Did someone order pizza? The delivery man just arrived.

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 04:41

\ We love you, Darkpa! !You Totally ROCK!!! ♪ /

   ノノノヽヽ ☆ハヽヾ ノノノヽヽ   ノハヽヽ ノハヽヽ
  ノk|‘−‘) 州 ` v ´)リ|‘ヮ‘)|   リ ・一・リ (゚o ^从 
   ( ⊃⊂) ( つ つ .( ⊃⊂)   (⊃ ⊂) ⊂ ⊂ )
   (_))   ノノハヽ (_))    ノノノハヽ  ノノノハヽ ノノハヽ
          川*^∇^)||〃ノハヾヽ ノノ∂_∂'ル(・ゥ・*从l|´∀`*l|リ
         ( つ つ 从o゚ー゚从 (⊃⊂ ) ⊂ ⊂ ) ⊂ ⊂ )
          | ∵∴パーン! つ つ  | | |   | | |   | | |
       ノノハヽ\*;,;/ノノノハヽ☆@*@'@( _(_)  (__(_)
       州*‘ -‘リ ∇   ル`ハ´リ @;@`@| ノハヽ
     ((( つ──つ   ( つ日 つ  \ | リ・_・`川 ノノハヽ
      丿 ノ丶 〉      ー  -  -   v と  と) (・D・o)
      (_) (_)    / ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶  ヽ    (__(_)[◎]⊂ )
              (  ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶   )        (__(_)
       ☆ノハヽゝ | ヽ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶  丿|
       从´∇`从 |  ー − − −  |
       (⊃  つ ヽ______/
        | | |              
        (_)__)    

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 14:00

( `ハ´) I'm truly popular. This thread has succeeded beyond expectations. Perhaps my next one will be the full release?

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 19:02

             __
           . '´   ヽ.
           iilノリノレレlil!
           i l li. ゚ -ノii!  Hi! I thought I'd stay after the party and help
 、.._         ノ リんl本 リ clean up. I brought my own broom!
 ゞ゙'ミヾ'ー 、,_( (,.ノヽメiヾ____,_
 !;; 彡三;;ミヅ' ̄ ̄ ゙~'(/j ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´
  ` ゙'''' '''゙゙゙´
          -━━━-

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 19:30

( `ハ´) Feel free to start now!

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 20:03

           /        |ヽ l   ヽ
          /-‐ ン     ハ | ヾ!、  | ヽ
        / /      / リ  l ヽ  l  ゙,
         ! /     ノl _ムィ   ゝ、ヽ.|   l
          |      |7´レ  ノ      `|ー  !
        |    |  | , rzテ、    -c、 |/! |
        |   |  |/ {:.:;;.:j    {r:.:ト, |  |
        ',   f|  |  `ー´      ヾ'  |  |
         ',   、|  | ///     `  //|  |
         ',  |  |             !  |  Then the party is over?
          ', l |  ト、      _、  ,.イ   |
          '、l l   |:.:|` ‐- / ム<:.:.  |
           | ヽ  |ソ     {  _ニ}:.:l:|  |
          / /|ヽl | ̄`ヽ  |   ヘ}:.l l |
      ヽ、__ノ / /: ヾトヽ: : : \|   }: ト| /|/
        7   |/: : : :`: :ヽ: : : :ハ   |: :.ハノ
        /   |: : : ('⌒ト、: : \/  /: :_: ハ
    ___| l  |: : : :ゝ、  ): : :./  /:/  ): :i
     |    Y|  |/:`丶、: ヘ´: :/   ,':/(  |: :.|
    |    ヽ l|: : : : : : \!:/     !: : ヽ_.|: : |

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 20:05

( `ハ´) Sadly, yes. We all had a wonderful time, didn't we? Please don't forget to pick up your souvenier mittens by the door.

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 20:26

( ` v ´)I fucking want my 5 bucks back! The beer was shit and the girls didn't pay attention to me.

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 21:49

( `ハ´) That's strange. I wasn't collecting any money for this party. Who exactly did you give it to?

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 22:24

( ` v ´)Fuck you old man! I want my fucking money back damn it! This place sucks, fucking pay me back or else maaan.

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 00:32

           /        |ヽ l   ヽ
          /-‐ ン     ハ | ヾ!、  | ヽ
        / /      / リ  l ヽ  l  ゙,
         ! /     ノl _ムィ   ゝ、ヽ.|   l
          |      |7´レ  ノ      `|ー  !
        |    |  | , rzテ、    -c、 |/! |
        |   |  |/ {:.:;;.:j    {r:.:ト, |  |
        ',   f|  |  `ー´      ヾ'  |  |
         ',   、|  | ///     `  //|  |
         ',  |  |             !  |  I want my virginity back!
          ', l |  ト、      _、  ,.イ   |
          '、l l   |:.:|` ‐- / ム<:.:.  |
           | ヽ  |ソ     {  _ニ}:.:l:|  |
          / /|ヽl | ̄`ヽ  |   ヘ}:.l l |
      ヽ、__ノ / /: ヾトヽ: : : \|   }: ト| /|/

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 02:05

>>123 ( `ハ´) Go rob a hobo.

>>124 ( `ハ´) Go ask the tentacles; they have it, I think.

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 03:31

        ∧ ∧_  
        ( ゚ヮ゚)  ̄"⌒ヽ
      / ) ヽ' /    、 `、
     γ  --‐ '    λ. ;  
     f   、   ヾ    /   )>>123 Leave now, or leave in pieces!
     !  ノヽ、., '`"/  ,. '"
     |   ̄ー-ヽ 〈  < _ ヽ.
      !、__,,,  l ,\_,ソ ノ
          〈'_,/ /   /
              | |  イ-、__
           l.__|   }_  l
           _.|  .〔 l  l
           〔___! 'ー'

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 03:34

( `ハ´) When planning a party, it's always important to have a few burly friends around in case some guests get unruly. Mittens, feel free to show our friend the door.

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 15:12

( ` v ´)Fuck you! I wan mine money back damn it! Hey hey hey! Don't touch me man!

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 15:57

( `ハ´) Perhaps I should have said "Mittens, feel free to show our friend TO the door." I'm afraid those dents won't come out easily.

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 16:00

  (⌒\ ノノノノ
   \ヽ( ゚ ヮ゚)
    (m   ⌒\
     ノ    / /
     (   ∧ ∧
  ミヘ丿 ∩v´;)>>128
   (ヽ_ノゝ _ノ

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4593 21:35

( ) v ´)Fuck you! I'll spread the word that at the end, you are just an evil character.

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 14:14

( `ハ´) No one can be truly evil who gives away mittens. Go on, try yours on. How do you feel now?

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 15:48

( ) v ´) ...

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 16:18

( ) ヮ´)

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4594 16:30

( ) v ´)anyway... i'm leaving. th... thanx for the party.

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 14:18

( `ハ´) Thank you for coming. Oh, yes, the tentacles are leaving, too, and want to share your cab. That's okay with you, isn't it?

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 14:54

( ・ิω・ิ) oh cool BEER!

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 15:25

( `ハ´) Welcome! I'm sorry to say that you've missed the party, but feel free to enjoy the remaining refreshments.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 15:27

        _
    +   ,.'´   ヽ          +      Last Dance!
       ! ノメノハ)〉              +  Last Chance....
      l ∩゚ ヮ゚ノ|  ⌒*___*⌒  +    
  +   (( |ヽ)j父!つ   L| ・∀・|        For Love......
      ノ ノ/ |i リ      |__ー| ))   +
      ` .`iララ′     |〈

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 18:44

     ∩___∩
     | ノ      ヽ'''''';、 I didn't hook up with a loli. Damn. At least I get mittens.
  ,,......-/         |  )
”” ;  |    ●:::::::::● ミ      §   
  ;;  彡、  U ( ●_) 、`\_===・    
 ;  / __  :::::: /´ ――┴;;                   
 ;  (___)    |  ―――'"                      
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄) ,,..-'''⌒;,   /

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 19:35

        _
    +   ,.'´   ヽ          +     What's wrong, >>140? 
       ! ノメノハ)〉              +  
      l ∩゚ ヮ゚ノ|  ⌒*___*⌒  +    
  +   (( |ヽ)j父!つ   L| ・∀・|        Come dance with us!
      ノ ノ/ |i リ      |__ー| ))   +
      ` .`iララ′     |〈

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 20:02

THE HOOKING UP SCORECARD

  1. Merseine Tentacles and >>124  CHECK!

Merseine Tentacles and >>121    CHECK!
>>140 and >>141            DEAL NOT YET CLOSED!

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 12:55

( `ハ´) I'm relieved that the tentacles only took a pair of mittens. There are more than enough for all of the guests to have their own party favours. Hmmm. My glass is empty.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 12:53

( `ハ´)

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 12:54

( `ハ´) I never take enough time to relax at my own parties.

146 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 15:24

             __
           . '´   ヽ.
           iilノリノレレlil!
           i l li. ゚ -ノii!  I have a special trick for helping
 、.._         ノ リんl本 リ to relax you... Wanna see it?
 ゞ゙'ミヾ'ー 、,_( (,.ノヽメiヾ____,_
 !;; 彡三;;ミヅ' ̄ ̄ ゙~'(/j ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄´
  ` ゙'''' '''゙゙゙´
          -━━━-

147 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 15:45

( `ハ´) You're about a month late, ...Squeeks, is it? Well, I'm certainly willing to try anything once.

148 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 16:46

15 minutes later:

( `ハ´) "Weeeeelaaaaah!"

Again, you had to be there.

149 Name: My name is Darkpa and : 1993-09-4640 19:59

( `ハ´) ...there's nothing as peaceful as relaxing in a clean house after a good party!

150 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 20:00

( `ハ´) Now, if only I could get Denwa Otoko's name off of my wall...

151 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 20:04

( ゚ ヮ゚) Cover it with MITTENS!

152 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 21:14

( `ハ´) A soft sculpture collage actually could work there.

153 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 20:59

( `ハ´) So, to recap, my party had much snacks, lots to drink, dancing, lolis, date rape, tentacles, a fight, and everyone left with complimentary mittens. Plus that little trick to 'relax' me has left me with a dirty smile on my face. I hereby proclaim this party a great success.

154 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:00

( `ハ´) ...

( `ハ´) I have no idea what to do next.

155 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:17

( `ハ´) Maybe I should get a job or something.

156 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:28

( `ハ´) I quite enjoyed stealing things from people's fridges.

( `ハ´) Maybe I should be a career criminal.

157 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:29

( `ハ´) Maybe I should become some sort of announcer. Monologues are fun

158 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 00:21

( `ハ´) Perhaps I shall become a self-narrorating Batman villian.

159 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 01:05

( `ハ´) That's it! I'll call myself Mr Freeze and loot the refridgerators of the other threads.

( `ハ´) ...I'll have to remember to hit the "we're fat" thread twice....

160 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 06:39

( `ハ´) So you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar?

161 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 09:15

( `ハ´) Yes. It was quite illuminating.

162 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 13:15

( `ハ´) Perhaps standup comedy is not my forte. I may need a day job.

163 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 14:16

( `ハ´) How many members of a particular group does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

( `ハ´) A surprising number, based on the unique attributes of that particular group.

164 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 14:17

( `ハ´) Sigh. Day job it is.

165 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 18:09

( `ハ´)...it's good to be back home

( `ハ´) That was a horrific experience best never spoken of again!

166 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 18:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) Actually, I liked your lightbulb joke.

( `ハ´) Really?

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah!

( `ハ´) Will you have sex with me?

( ゚ -゚) ... no.

167 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 18:56

( `ハ´)...so it is, then; I shaved my privates for nothing. sigh

168 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:20

( `ハ´) Probably this is about where I refer to catch phrases and memes to attain some popularity.

169 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:26

( `ハ´) Would you care to stroke my harbl?

( ゚ -゚)

170 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:33

( `ハ´) Damnit! There's NOTHING good on tv anymore!
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) But wait? What is this?
( `ハ´) Ahh, the Eurovision Song Contest!
( `ハ´) Sheesh, all these songs are so gay.
( `ハ´) But what's this? L-O-R-D-I? Huh?
( `ハ´) Good music, though.
( `ハ´) I think I'll vote for them.

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Lordi as well!
( ゚ ヮ゚) And mittens!
( ゚ -゚) Now if only Lordi would wear mittens...

171 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:46

( ゚ ヮ゚) I fucking love this thread.

172 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:56

( `ハ´) This LORDI is quite amusing. They remind me of GWAR, only with less Stage Blood.

173 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 20:07

( `ハ´) ...though I wish they sang more from elvis.

174 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 20:31

( `ハ´) I never realized that Finnish was such an expressive language.

175 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 22:38

( `ハ´) Perhaps I could practice for an appearance on american idol

( `ハ´) Yes...I'm sure my rendition of 'all alone for christmas (as usual) would be quite well recieved.

176 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 22:43

( `ハ´) ....

( `ハ´) >>simon is an idiot.

177 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:10

     ∧_∧
   / `ハ´ \ < Damn, that fat thread had a well-stocked pantry.
   (       )  
   \     /
    (__)_)

178 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 03:26

/ `ハ´ \ < It was so full that I couldn't carry everything, and had to eat it instead...

/ `ハ´ \ < ...Wait, that was why I was planning to go there twice. Dammit, I forgot that.

179 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:39

( `ハ´) I gotta bring this thread up so people can easily post.

180 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:51

( `ハ´) ...it was rough being so fat; I feel so much better without the weight...

( `ハ´) ...maybe I should share my happiness by turning this thread into a fat farm.

( `ハ´) Yes! "ITT we lose weight"! I hope many people experience the success I have had in this endevor!

181 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:17

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <I wanna lose wait! But I don't want diet
   (       )or exercise, and i wanna keep
   \     / eating cheesecake and drink coke.
    (__)_) Help me darkpa.

182 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:47

( `ハ´) You'll find a wide arrangement of Olestra-improved goodies waiting for you in our steam room.

( `ハ´) You might want to note the close proximity of the bathroom to the couch, of course.

183 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:58

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < Now I got anal leakage.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

184 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:40

( `ハ´)But look at how thin you are in such a short amount of time!

( `ハ´)I was right, this is quite satisfying

185 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 15:56

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <I'm thin! hurray!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

186 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:24

4chanは、日本の有名な「ふたば☆ちゃんねる」の非公式姉妹サイトになることを目的に
設立されました。もちろん、ふたば☆ちゃんねるの座を乗っ取ろうというわけではありま
せんが・・・日本と同じような掲示板群を、英語で作りあげようとしているのです。完成ま
では長くて険しいけどれど、みんなの協力があるときっと良いコミュニティ・文化ができ
ると思います。

4chanは誰でも気軽に参加できます。しかし、このサイトでの争いごとはやめてください。
争いはみんなの雰囲気を悪くするだけです。それさえ守っていただけるならば是非友達
に教えてあげてください。日本人も英語を使うならば同じようにに歓迎します。

このサイトはまだ建設中なので、不完全ですが、我慢してください。サイトを改善するた
めの提案を是非mootにメールで送ってください。

それでは、ゆっくり楽しんでいってください!

187 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:29

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          /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃   BU-N
        |    /       
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

188 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:33

    _.-~~/
    /  /  
   / ∩/⌒ヽ    VIPから来ました!!!!!!!!!!!
   / .|( ^ω^)_ http://ex14.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1148215528/
  // |   ヽ/   
  " ̄ ̄ ̄"∪

     ____ 
   /     /   パタン
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

189 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:37

    _.-~~/
    /  /  
   / ∩/⌒ヽ   It came from VIP!!! !!!. !!!. !!.
   / .|( ^ω^)_ http://ex14.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1148215528/
  // |   ヽ/   
  " ̄ ̄ ̄"∪

     ____ 
   /     /  Ban
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

190 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 19:08

( `ハ´) People are coming here from as far away as japan and finding success in losing weight. It's enough to move me to tears.

191 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 20:08

( `ハ´) International popularity is a state I never truly dreamed of achieving.

192 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 21:24

( `ハ´) Of course this is not without its' drawbacks; my maid will need a hazmat suit in order to clean the restrooms.

193 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 23:40

( `ハ´) Perhaps I will use this new, well-earned cash to purchase a new maid to clean the restrooms instead.

194 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:10

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Perhaps I will eat this thread!
   \     /
    (__)_)

195 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 01:13

( `ハ´) Perhaps I can merge the weight-loss center concept with a Maid Cafe. "Master, have you lost weight? You're looking so slender today!"

196 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 02:38

( `ハ´):wq
( `ハ´):q
( `ハ´):stop
( `ハ´):quit
( `ハ´):goddammitletmeoutofhere
( `ハ´):

197 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 03:01

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198 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 03:18

( `ハ´) All I can say is... never hire a maid from a german employment agency.

199 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:43

( `ハ´) Perhaps I should have hired a finnish au pair instead.

200 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 19:43

( `ハ´) This thread has peacefully ended...quite profitably, too.

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 19:17

( `ハ´) I miss this thread

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 05:32

age

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 05:12

   ♪ ∧_∧∩   ♪ ∧_∧∩  ♪  ∧_∧∩
 ♪   <*`∀´> ♪   <*`∀´> ♪   <*`∀´>
     ( つ  く      ( つ  く     ( つ  く
     (     \     (     \    (     \
      レ' ⌒ヽ フ     レ' ⌒ヽ フ     レ' ⌒ヽ フ

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:50

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

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