( `ハ´)I have worked hard so people would know which thread to post in.
( `ハ´) They should all flood in at any moment; I hope I have enough chairs
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) Maybe I should get a job or something.
( `ハ´) I quite enjoyed stealing things from people's fridges.
( `ハ´) Maybe I should be a career criminal.
( `ハ´) Maybe I should become some sort of announcer. Monologues are fun
( `ハ´) Perhaps I shall become a self-narrorating Batman villian.
( `ハ´) That's it! I'll call myself Mr Freeze and loot the refridgerators of the other threads.
( `ハ´) ...I'll have to remember to hit the "we're fat" thread twice....
( `ハ´) So you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar?
( `ハ´) Yes. It was quite illuminating.
( `ハ´) Perhaps standup comedy is not my forte. I may need a day job.
( `ハ´) How many members of a particular group does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
( `ハ´) A surprising number, based on the unique attributes of that particular group.
( `ハ´) Sigh. Day job it is.
( `ハ´)...it's good to be back home
( `ハ´) That was a horrific experience best never spoken of again!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Actually, I liked your lightbulb joke.
( `ハ´) Really?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah!
( `ハ´) Will you have sex with me?
( ゚ -゚) ... no.
( `ハ´)...so it is, then; I shaved my privates for nothing. sigh
( `ハ´) Probably this is about where I refer to catch phrases and memes to attain some popularity.
( `ハ´) Would you care to stroke my harbl?
( ゚ -゚)
( `ハ´) Damnit! There's NOTHING good on tv anymore!
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) But wait? What is this?
( `ハ´) Ahh, the Eurovision Song Contest!
( `ハ´) Sheesh, all these songs are so gay.
( `ハ´) But what's this? L-O-R-D-I? Huh?
( `ハ´) Good music, though.
( `ハ´) I think I'll vote for them.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Lordi as well!
( ゚ ヮ゚) And mittens!
( ゚ -゚) Now if only Lordi would wear mittens...
( ゚ ヮ゚) I fucking love this thread.
( `ハ´) This LORDI is quite amusing. They remind me of GWAR, only with less Stage Blood.
( `ハ´) ...though I wish they sang more from elvis.
( `ハ´) I never realized that Finnish was such an expressive language.
( `ハ´) Perhaps I could practice for an appearance on american idol
( `ハ´) Yes...I'm sure my rendition of 'all alone for christmas (as usual) would be quite well recieved.
( `ハ´) ....
( `ハ´) >>simon is an idiot.
∧_∧
/ `ハ´ \ < Damn, that fat thread had a well-stocked pantry.
( )
\ /
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/ `ハ´ \ < It was so full that I couldn't carry everything, and had to eat it instead...
/ `ハ´ \ < ...Wait, that was why I was planning to go there twice. Dammit, I forgot that.
( `ハ´) I gotta bring this thread up so people can easily post.
( `ハ´) ...it was rough being so fat; I feel so much better without the weight...
( `ハ´) ...maybe I should share my happiness by turning this thread into a fat farm.
( `ハ´) Yes! "ITT we lose weight"! I hope many people experience the success I have had in this endevor!
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <I wanna lose wait! But I don't want diet
( )or exercise, and i wanna keep
\ / eating cheesecake and drink coke.
(__)_) Help me darkpa.
( `ハ´) You'll find a wide arrangement of Olestra-improved goodies waiting for you in our steam room.
( `ハ´) You might want to note the close proximity of the bathroom to the couch, of course.
∧_∧
/ ゚Д゚ \ < Now I got anal leakage.
( )
\ /
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( `ハ´)But look at how thin you are in such a short amount of time!
( `ハ´)I was right, this is quite satisfying
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <I'm thin! hurray!
( )
\ /
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( `ハ´) People are coming here from as far away as japan and finding success in losing weight. It's enough to move me to tears.
( `ハ´) International popularity is a state I never truly dreamed of achieving.
( `ハ´) Of course this is not without its' drawbacks; my maid will need a hazmat suit in order to clean the restrooms.
( `ハ´) Perhaps I will use this new, well-earned cash to purchase a new maid to clean the restrooms instead.
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Perhaps I will eat this thread!
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( `ハ´) Perhaps I can merge the weight-loss center concept with a Maid Cafe. "Master, have you lost weight? You're looking so slender today!"
( `ハ´):wq
( `ハ´):q
( `ハ´):stop
( `ハ´):quit
( `ハ´):goddammitletmeoutofhere
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( `ハ´) All I can say is... never hire a maid from a german employment agency.
( `ハ´) Perhaps I should have hired a finnish au pair instead.
( `ハ´) This thread has peacefully ended...quite profitably, too.
( `ハ´) I miss this thread
age
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".