( `ハ´) Darkpa (v0.9) [Popular] (204)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 06:58

( `ハ´)I have worked hard so people would know which thread to post in.

( `ハ´) They should all flood in at any moment; I hope I have enough chairs

( `ハ´) ...

155 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:17

( `ハ´) Maybe I should get a job or something.

156 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:28

( `ハ´) I quite enjoyed stealing things from people's fridges.

( `ハ´) Maybe I should be a career criminal.

157 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:29

( `ハ´) Maybe I should become some sort of announcer. Monologues are fun

158 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 00:21

( `ハ´) Perhaps I shall become a self-narrorating Batman villian.

159 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 01:05

( `ハ´) That's it! I'll call myself Mr Freeze and loot the refridgerators of the other threads.

( `ハ´) ...I'll have to remember to hit the "we're fat" thread twice....

160 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 06:39

( `ハ´) So you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar?

161 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 09:15

( `ハ´) Yes. It was quite illuminating.

162 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 13:15

( `ハ´) Perhaps standup comedy is not my forte. I may need a day job.

163 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 14:16

( `ハ´) How many members of a particular group does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

( `ハ´) A surprising number, based on the unique attributes of that particular group.

164 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 14:17

( `ハ´) Sigh. Day job it is.

165 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 18:09

( `ハ´)...it's good to be back home

( `ハ´) That was a horrific experience best never spoken of again!

166 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 18:53

( ゚ ヮ゚) Actually, I liked your lightbulb joke.

( `ハ´) Really?

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yeah!

( `ハ´) Will you have sex with me?

( ゚ -゚) ... no.

167 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 18:56

( `ハ´)...so it is, then; I shaved my privates for nothing. sigh

168 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:20

( `ハ´) Probably this is about where I refer to catch phrases and memes to attain some popularity.

169 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:26

( `ハ´) Would you care to stroke my harbl?

( ゚ -゚)

170 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:33

( `ハ´) Damnit! There's NOTHING good on tv anymore!
( `ハ´) ...
( `ハ´) But wait? What is this?
( `ハ´) Ahh, the Eurovision Song Contest!
( `ハ´) Sheesh, all these songs are so gay.
( `ハ´) But what's this? L-O-R-D-I? Huh?
( `ハ´) Good music, though.
( `ハ´) I think I'll vote for them.

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Lordi as well!
( ゚ ヮ゚) And mittens!
( ゚ -゚) Now if only Lordi would wear mittens...

171 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:46

( ゚ ヮ゚) I fucking love this thread.

172 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 19:56

( `ハ´) This LORDI is quite amusing. They remind me of GWAR, only with less Stage Blood.

173 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 20:07

( `ハ´) ...though I wish they sang more from elvis.

174 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 20:31

( `ハ´) I never realized that Finnish was such an expressive language.

175 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 22:38

( `ハ´) Perhaps I could practice for an appearance on american idol

( `ハ´) Yes...I'm sure my rendition of 'all alone for christmas (as usual) would be quite well recieved.

176 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 22:43

( `ハ´) ....

( `ハ´) >>simon is an idiot.

177 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 02:10

     ∧_∧
   / `ハ´ \ < Damn, that fat thread had a well-stocked pantry.
   (       )  
   \     /
    (__)_)

178 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 03:26

/ `ハ´ \ < It was so full that I couldn't carry everything, and had to eat it instead...

/ `ハ´ \ < ...Wait, that was why I was planning to go there twice. Dammit, I forgot that.

179 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:39

( `ハ´) I gotta bring this thread up so people can easily post.

180 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 08:51

( `ハ´) ...it was rough being so fat; I feel so much better without the weight...

( `ハ´) ...maybe I should share my happiness by turning this thread into a fat farm.

( `ハ´) Yes! "ITT we lose weight"! I hope many people experience the success I have had in this endevor!

181 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:17

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <I wanna lose wait! But I don't want diet
   (       )or exercise, and i wanna keep
   \     / eating cheesecake and drink coke.
    (__)_) Help me darkpa.

182 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:47

( `ハ´) You'll find a wide arrangement of Olestra-improved goodies waiting for you in our steam room.

( `ハ´) You might want to note the close proximity of the bathroom to the couch, of course.

183 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 09:58

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < Now I got anal leakage.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

184 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 10:40

( `ハ´)But look at how thin you are in such a short amount of time!

( `ハ´)I was right, this is quite satisfying

185 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 15:56

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <I'm thin! hurray!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

186 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:24

4chanは、日本の有名な「ふたば☆ちゃんねる」の非公式姉妹サイトになることを目的に
設立されました。もちろん、ふたば☆ちゃんねるの座を乗っ取ろうというわけではありま
せんが・・・日本と同じような掲示板群を、英語で作りあげようとしているのです。完成ま
では長くて険しいけどれど、みんなの協力があるときっと良いコミュニティ・文化ができ
ると思います。

4chanは誰でも気軽に参加できます。しかし、このサイトでの争いごとはやめてください。
争いはみんなの雰囲気を悪くするだけです。それさえ守っていただけるならば是非友達
に教えてあげてください。日本人も英語を使うならば同じようにに歓迎します。

このサイトはまだ建設中なので、不完全ですが、我慢してください。サイトを改善するた
めの提案を是非mootにメールで送ってください。

それでは、ゆっくり楽しんでいってください!

187 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:29

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188 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:33

    _.-~~/
    /  /  
   / ∩/⌒ヽ    VIPから来ました!!!!!!!!!!!
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  " ̄ ̄ ̄"∪

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   /     /   パタン
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189 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 13:37

    _.-~~/
    /  /  
   / ∩/⌒ヽ   It came from VIP!!! !!!. !!!. !!.
   / .|( ^ω^)_ http://ex14.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1148215528/
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  " ̄ ̄ ̄"∪

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   /     /  Ban
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190 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 19:08

( `ハ´) People are coming here from as far away as japan and finding success in losing weight. It's enough to move me to tears.

191 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 20:08

( `ハ´) International popularity is a state I never truly dreamed of achieving.

192 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 21:24

( `ハ´) Of course this is not without its' drawbacks; my maid will need a hazmat suit in order to clean the restrooms.

193 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 23:40

( `ハ´) Perhaps I will use this new, well-earned cash to purchase a new maid to clean the restrooms instead.

194 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:10

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Perhaps I will eat this thread!
   \     /
    (__)_)

195 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 01:13

( `ハ´) Perhaps I can merge the weight-loss center concept with a Maid Cafe. "Master, have you lost weight? You're looking so slender today!"

196 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 02:38

( `ハ´):wq
( `ハ´):q
( `ハ´):stop
( `ハ´):quit
( `ハ´):goddammitletmeoutofhere
( `ハ´):

197 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 03:01

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198 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 03:18

( `ハ´) All I can say is... never hire a maid from a german employment agency.

199 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:43

( `ハ´) Perhaps I should have hired a finnish au pair instead.

200 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 19:43

( `ハ´) This thread has peacefully ended...quite profitably, too.

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4744 19:17

( `ハ´) I miss this thread

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 05:32

age

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 05:12

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     ( つ  く      ( つ  く     ( つ  く
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      レ' ⌒ヽ フ     レ' ⌒ヽ フ     レ' ⌒ヽ フ

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:50

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

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