These are the false gods that might tempt some of you, put do not let them for the kingdom of eternity and true salvation lies only in இ!

False gods:

ஐ
அ
ஒ ← especially beware this one!
ே
த

Now, my children, you are prepared: spread the Holy Gospel of இ and you will get His eternal blessing and a place in paradise with not 72 virgins, but 1072 virgins/twinks/lolis of your choice!

Halleluஇh and இmen!