This thread is an action-movie (24)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 13:07

It has a nu-metal soundtrack.

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 13:29

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This thread is a Tim Burton movie. It has a Danny Elfman soundtrack.

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 13:43

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This thread is a low budget movie. It has no soundtrack..

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 13:58

>>1
What's the plot?

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 16:38

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This thread is a porn-movie. It has an overdubbed soundtrack of moans sampled from Basic Instinct.

6 Name: Michael Eisner : 1993-09-4597 18:39

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This thread is a Disney movie. It has a soundtrack composed by burned-out gay pop stars.

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 20:33

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This thread is a ass sandwich. It has a soundtrack of shift-JS and troll.

8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 20:42

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This thread is a teenage bedroom. It has a soundtrack with "rock music".

9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 00:27

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The pure contralto sings in the organ loft,
The carpenter dresses his plank, the tongue of his foreplane
whistles its wild ascending lisp,
The married and unmarried children ride home to their Thanksgiving
dinner,
The pilot seizes the king-pin, he heaves down with a strong arm,
The mate stands braced in the whale-boat, lance and harpoon are
ready,
The duck-shooter walks by silent and cautious stretches,
The deacons are ordain'd with cross'd hands at the altar,
The spinning-girl retreats and advances to the hum of the big wheel,
The farmer stops by the bars as he walks on a First-day loafe and
looks at the oats and rye,
The lunatic is carried at last to the asylum a confirm'd case,
(He will never sleep any more as he did in the cot in his mother's
bed-room;)
The jour printer with gray head and gaunt jaws works at his case,
He turns his quid of tobacco while his eyes blurr with the
manuscript;
The malform'd limbs are tied to the surgeon's table,
What is removed drops horribly in a pail;
The quadroon girl is sold at the auction-stand, the drunkard nods by
the bar-room stove,
The machinist rolls up his sleeves, the policeman travels his beat,
the gate-keeper marks who pass,
The young fellow drives the express-wagon, (I love him, though I do
not know him;)
The half-breed straps on his light boots to compete in the race,
The western turkey-shooting draws old and young, some lean on their
rifles, some sit on logs,
Out from the crowd steps the marksman, takes his position, levels
his piece;
The groups of newly-come immigrants cover the wharf or levee,
As the woolly-pates hoe in the sugar-field, the overseer views them
from his saddle,
The bugle calls in the ball-room, the gentlemen run for their
partners, the dancers bow to each other,
The youth lies awake in the cedar-roof'd garret and harks to the
musical rain,

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 09:30

>>9 I see what you did there

11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 13:19

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This thread is now a movie about a plane hijacking! It has a tense atmosphere and people getting shot!

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 13:45

Does it have snakes?

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 22:57

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This thread is now a David Cronenberg movie. It has a soundtrack consisting mainly of sounds of penetration and evacuation.

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 00:16

Man, this movie sucks, the plot keeps changing.

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:40

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The producer is now the director and Madonna will be the new female lead.

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:51

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Not really, but >>14 is the new male lead.

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 21:40

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This thread is now going to Basildon.

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 07:49

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Get off om my goddamn plane!

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 08:02

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This thread is a geopolitical thriller. It has a dramatic soundtrack.

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 08:50

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This thread is now a two-hour action-packed family movie about Yukorin's sweet vanilla-scented farts.

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 08:56

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This thread is now a delicious cake. You must eat it.

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 15:17

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I can help with that!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 05:48

It like cake and I must eat it
BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 05:57

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Turned the icing on himself!!
   (       )
   \     /
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