[Part 4] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:54

( LƒΦ`) hello again, kids!

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:37

( LƒΦ`) I think I'm chewing something hard here...

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 18:46

(EΝE) Maybe I should have just stuck with today's special.

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 22:06

( LƒΦ`) Maybe you would prefer a diet cola?

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 00:19

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Don't do it! The artificial sweeteners will turn you into a giant malignant tumor, son!

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 02:03

( LƒΦ`) I'm still wondering why you're here, son...

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 03:23

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Mostly for the nachos, pops.

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 03:26

( LƒΦ`) They're not free, you know.

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 03:33

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) .... munch.

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 04:14

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) ...munchmunch.

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) ...Holy crap! What's that in the cheese?

bLƒΦ` | hello kids! I'm Legpa.

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:06

( LƒΦ`) dammit, where do all these freaks keep coming from?

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 15:21

(EΝE) Squeeks' groin, apparently!

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:11

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@i@E AEj@ƒ@Come back here, you!
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113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:12

bLƒΦ` | I'm not going back! You never shower!

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:55

(₯ิƒΦ₯ิ@) Ugh. I've lost my appetite.

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 19:51

(EΝE) C'mon, Legpa! Gimme a kiss! <3

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 22:15

( LƒΦ`) Spit that out, Junior!! You don't know where it's been!

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 09:21

@@ΘQΘ
@@(LΝM@)
@@@i½(*)Ό) < pfffft
@@@@/ƒmƒΦRj

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 09:41

/ƒmƒΦRj phew! That was a stinker.

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 11:59

( LƒΦ`) Can't be worse then mine.

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:47

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I just got back from Burger King. I'll be able to clear this room out in about an hour.

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:48

( LƒΦ`) This isn't a contest, you freeloader.

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:15

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) You're just saying that because you know I'd win.

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:27

i½(*)Ό) pfffft, pfff. tpft tpft. pofff.

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 18:03

(EΝE) Dad, get the fuck out.

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 18:37

( E[Ej ...sorry.

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 21:57

(EΝE) Wait a tick.. Girls don't fart...

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:06

( ί ƒŽί) Out with the old, In with the new!

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:08

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Cool, there's a few nachos left!

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:03

( LƒΦ`) I have no idea what my daughter sees in you.

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:04

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I'm a doctor. She's all about the gold-digging. Your side of the family, I understand.

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:18

(EΝE) QCF+P

( EΝE)‚Β ==={@) Hadouken!1

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:24

( E[EjDad, our family tree is starting to make less and less sense to me...

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 05:11

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(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ)@You saw nothing.

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 06:25

(EΝE) Grabdpa 2ch names are different, look:
http://storage.irofla.com/?name=2chaa&type=swf

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 11:36

( LƒΦ`) Clonepa is my son?

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 14:53

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Never heard of him. Who's this Clonepa of which you speak?

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 19:57

( EƒΦEjHello

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:10

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) ...

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) you disturb me on a fundamentally deep level.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:11

( EΝE) Grandpa, why am I the only man in this room without a nutsack for a mouth?

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:17

( E[EjAh. I always did feel unusually in touch with my feminine side...

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 00:20

( LƒΦ`) We had it removed when you were born, Junior.

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 16:19

( EΝE) Grandpa, given the current and flowering economic progress in the People's Republic of China, is it possible that modern Chinese have given up on progressive political change and freedoms of any sort in favor of just being able to live comfortably and relatively rich?

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4616 17:01

( LƒΦ`) All I know, junior, is that I'll break your hands if you touch my xbox 360 again.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:04

( EΝE) I have hands?

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 01:24

( EΝE ) Grandpa, am I gaining weight again?

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 03:44

( LƒΦ`) Yes you are. Get off me.

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 11:29

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148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 13:58

( EΝE) May I join, Grandpa?

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 13:58

( EΝE)‚Β( LƒΦ`)
@@@@touch!

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 14:35

( LƒΦ`) keep your flippers to yourself, you little mutant.

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 18:49

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@@@@@hot springs...
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152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 19:20

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( EΝE) ..what's that smell?

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4617 23:51

(@` ‚– Lj Sharks

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:02

( LƒΦ`) Must be sulfur. Associated with these springs, y'know.

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 01:05

(@` ‚– Lj Dunno man, I think it's sharks

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 20:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's ( LƒΦ`) € 0?

157 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 21:59

( LƒΦ`) the end of the universe.

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4618 23:36

(EΝE) Grandpa, I just read this very interesting article: http://wiki.ehow.com/Adopt-a-Baby-from-China

(EΝE) The problem is, I don't think I'm old enough to actually do it. Do you think you could do it for me?

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:27

( LƒΦ`) No problem. Here you go.

(`ΝL) waaaaaaaaaaaaa

160 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:34

(EΝE) He's adorable!!!!

(`„DL) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(EΝE) okay you can have him back now

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 01:03

(EΝE) Wait, first I have to name him. How's George?

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 03:54

(`AL) that name sucks

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 04:06

( LƒΦ`) Have fun being a parent, Junior! It's going to be like that for the next eighteen years or more! Hee hee hee heeeeee

164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 06:07

( LƒΦ`) I guess I'll just adopt a 12 year-old pretty girl for myself.

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 11:58

(`„DL) I DEMAND ICE CREAM

166 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 13:25

(EΝE) Too bad. I don't have any. How about some pizza?

167 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 13:38

( LƒΦ`) I wish my wife was here. She'll know what to do.

168 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 14:02

(EΝE) We should get him gender neutral toys so he doesnt grow up to be one of a man.

169 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 01:47

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Good idea! It worked well on you.

170 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 03:13

>>167
@@@@@
@( L„D`)@ Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself in this house?!

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 05:40

(EΝE) Grandma, could you change George for me? He's been wearing the diaper I got him in for a few days now.

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 06:00

(E„DE) And yeah! Cut the feminist propaganda and change the diaper bitch!

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 14:46

( LƒΦ`) During my days, there was no feminism. Things changed for the worse...

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 19:13

@@@@@
@( LƒŽ`)@ I took care of the baby. Now who's up for pot roast?

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 19:17

@( L„D`)@ Complaints, complaints, all I hear ALL DAY are complaints!

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 21:33

(EΝE) Grandma, you didn't have to do his hair...

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 23:41

@@@@@@@@
@( L„D`)@ I'm Grandma, young impertinent! Now close this window.

178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 05:57

( LƒΦ`) Sonny, I'm afraid I have bad news...

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 06:39

( LƒΦ`) You're supposed to change him MORE than once a week.

180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 11:44

(EΝE) I quit.

181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 14:45

( LƒΦ`) Alrighty then. Fire up the grill, we're having long pork tonight!

182 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 16:19

(EΝE) What's this can of soylent green doing on the fridge?

183 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 17:17

(`„DL) dont eat me i'm ... riddled with diseases

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 01:43

( LƒΦ`) You don't know how appetizing you just became!

185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 05:41

(`„DL) Junior! What was life before the internet!

186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 06:44

(EΝE) Ask your Great Grandpa, dear.

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 13:18

( LƒΦ`) get in my belly!

188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 15:35

(`„DL) I want a megasuperpowerrobot toy I see on TV!

189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 21:40

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ)

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4622 22:07

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Here, Merry Christmas.

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 00:19

(`„DL) I don't want it anymore!

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 00:58

( LƒΦ`) Wait, weren't we about to kill you?

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 01:25

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Why would you want to kill this dear, sweet child?

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 01:35

( LƒΦ`) Because he's a vitamin-packed bundle of joy, that's why.

195 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 04:02

(`„DL) I'm bored! Read me a book with pictures!

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 04:10

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Okay! Ah, being a father is a wonderful thing.

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 05:36

(@₯?ƒΦ₯?) Once upon a time in /dqn/, there lived a kusosure fairy...

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198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 06:21

(`„DL) No! I want something else.

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 06:27

(EΝE) Hey look grandpa I can balance myself on my tongue alone! Isn't that great, hey look look look at me!

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4623 13:45

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