( ´ω`) hello again, kids!
( =0=) KILL ALL HUMANS
( ・ิω・ิ) Way to go, Pops. You just doomed us all.
( =0=) YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
(・∀・) Don't worry, J-Bot Mk.II will stop him!
(・∀・) ...where is he?
( ´ω`) I remember when there were no robots...
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZZZ
(・∀・) But Grandpa, surely there were always robots! It was just that none of them knew they were robots!
( =ω=) HI KIDS
( =ω=) DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
(・∀・) What did you do to my J-bot?
( =ω=) IT HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED
( =ω=) NEXT QUESTION
( ゚ ヮ゚) Hay guys, what --
( ゚ O゚) A ROBOT! RUN!!!!!
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like robots!
(・∀・) May I download your software?
( =ω=) STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
( =ヮ=) I ENJOY ELECTRIC CURRENT
( =ω=)
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( ´ω`)彡 (`ハ´)
Ah HA!
(`ハ´) curses.
(`ハ´) Can I have that last slice of pizza?
( =0=) PIZZA IS UNHEALTHY. HERE IS YOUR LENTIL SOUP.
( =0=)
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( `ハ´)彡 (・ω・) ...
ミ
( `ハ´)つ (=0= )
(`ハ´) Why do I get the boring unmasking scene?
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Clonepa, the crapass - he throws great parties!
( =0=) INSERT QUESTION OR FACE DESTRUCTION
(・∀・) Give me my J-bot back!
( =0=) DOES NOT COMPUTE
( =∀=) REQUEST RETURN OF J-BOT.
( =ω=) KIDS! GO THROWING SPARKS AT EACH OTHER IN THE GARDEN, NOT HERE
^^ <I am floatingeyes!
( ´ω`) I'm hungry.
( ・ิω・ิ) Oh, you all know what that means....
( =0=) IT MEANS HE NEEDS TO BE PLUGGED IN THE MAINS!
( ´ω`) Can somebody turn his volume down?
( =0=) KEEP YOUR SQUISHY ORGANIC GROSS BODY PARTS OFFA ME
( ・ิω・ิ) Burger King! I'm buying!!!!
(・∀・) You can't buy our love with whoppers, fartypants.
(`ハ´) Count me in!
( ・ิω・ิ)
( ・ิω`)ヾ‸
( ・ิω`) ‸ ...
( ・ิω`)つ^
( ・ิω⊊)
( ・ิω・ิ) . . .
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you see what they did while you were sleeping?
(・∀・) http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Category:%28_´ω%60%29%27s_family_and_relatives
( =0=) TWIKI? I MISSED YOU LITTLE BUDDY
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzz
( =ω=) ZzzzzzzzzzzzZAP!☆☆ ☆
( ´ω`) Glad to see the bug zapper is still working. That's one less trip I'll have to make to Home Depot.
( =ω=) I FARTED
( ´ω`) I think I may just have to kill everyone here on this board. All I wanted was some damn sleep, but you darn hooligans are runnin' around farting everywhere! I can't stand your smell, much less mine!
( =ω=) MY FARTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA OZONE
ミ*゚ー゚) Hi Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Natumi! I haven't seen you in ages! How's your mother?
( =ω=) GREETINGS, FLESHBAG. WOULD YOU CARE TO RECIEVE MY FART?
ミ*゚ー゚) She's off the drugs and high on life!
( ´ω`) That... that makes me happy. I remember the time I confronted her about her drug use, asking her where she learned to do those things, and she looked up and said "I learned it from YOU, Dad! I learned it from YOU!"
(・∀・) Grandpa, is this thread starting to develop a coherent storyline?
( ´ω`) Shut up Junior, I'm talking! Go play in the street, it's fun.
ミ*゚ー゚) Yeah, mom and I still laugh about that story.
:-) good!
r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp
ミ*゚ー゚) Looks like she's back at it after all!
( ´ω`) That's okay, we'll just fish her out of the gutter and get her back into rehab again. So, have you heard from your no-account father lately?
ミ*゚-゚) He's probably at Burger King again. Just follow your nose...
( ・ิω・ิ) Sounds like my kinda guy!
(・∀・) So, Grandpa, is Natumi my first cousin?
( ´ω`) Why, are you planning to jump her bones?
(・∀・) Is she "pure"?
ミ*゚ー゚) Too pure for you, hairlip!
(・∀・) People tell me I have a great personality, though!
( ´ω`) Junior, we don't live in Alabama. It's unseemly to have 'relations' with your relations.
Why don't you go out with that nice Hay-chan from Needler Hall? She's a looker!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I know I'm not supposed to correct you since this is probably because of your meds, but...
(・∀・) Needler Hall isn't real.
( ´ω`) Kids today think they understand everything and believe in nothing. I bet if a magical pet tried to talk to you, you'd do your best to book yourself on Johnny Carson.
(・∀・) Who's Johnny Carson?
( ´ω`) ...
(・∀・)
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's "man pussy"?
( ´ω`) I don't know you anymore.
(・∀・) I only do it to get a rise out of you, you know. I'm afraid that you're becoming depressed, Grandpa. Have you considered Zoloft?
( ´ω`) Good skiing in Zoloft, my boy. I love that long run.
(・∀・) You skii???
(・∀・) Grandpa, we gotta go save Squeeks!!
( ´ω`) What's wrong with him THIS time? Seriously, I have to bail that kid out every time there's the smallest amount of trouble.
(・∀・) He's drowning! He can't swim with the weight of that poop hat on him!
( ´ω`) We're just disembodied heads, Junior. What the hell are we going to do?
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( ´ω`) About damn time you make yourself useful. You know where the thread is, get going.
( ´ω`) Now where was I?
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(・∀・) GRANDPA! NOOOOOOOOO
( ゚ -゚) woah
( ・ิω・ิ) It was going to happen eventually.
( ´ω`) Well, that cleared out the old sinuses.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) What's everybody gawking at?
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you Ideon?
( ゚ -゚) you sploded
ミ*゚-゚) that was scary
( ´ω`) ... the fruits of my loins are a bunch of wimps.
( ´ω`) Exploding is a normal, healthy bodily function. No need to freak out, kids.
(・∀・) I wanna try!
(`∀´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(`∀´) ...
(・∀・) Aw, darnit.
セクロスさせろ〜
( ´ω`) pooを食べてください。
(・∀・) I didn't know you spoke korean, grandpa!
( ´ω`) I'm just in it for the kimchee.
(・∀・) I'm a big fan of Bibimbob and kulbogi. We should have korean food more often.
ミ*゚ー゚) I like their ice cream!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where did that baby get to?
( ´ω`) At the rate it was running, it's probably 400 miles away by now.