[Part 4] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:54

( ´ω`) hello again, kids!

301 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 13:55

( =0=) KILL ALL HUMANS

302 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 14:38

( ・ิω・ิ) Way to go, Pops. You just doomed us all.

303 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 14:45

( =0=) YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

304 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 16:01

(・∀・) Don't worry, J-Bot Mk.II will stop him!

(・∀・) ...where is he?

305 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 17:20

( ´ω`) I remember when there were no robots...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZZZ

306 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 17:45

(・∀・) But Grandpa, surely there were always robots! It was just that none of them knew they were robots!

307 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 19:08

( =ω=) HI KIDS

308 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 00:07

( =ω=) DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS

309 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 01:43

(・∀・) What did you do to my J-bot?

310 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 01:46

( =ω=) IT HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED
( =ω=) NEXT QUESTION

311 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 01:58

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hay guys, what --

( ゚ O゚) A ROBOT! RUN!!!!!

312 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 02:04

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like robots!

313 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 02:52

(・∀・) May I download your software?

314 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 02:56

( =ω=) STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

315 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 03:01

( =ヮ=) I ENJOY ELECTRIC CURRENT

316 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 03:03

  ( =ω=)
  _  ∩
( ´ω`)彡 (`ハ´)
Ah HA!

317 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 03:03

(`ハ´) curses.

(`ハ´) Can I have that last slice of pizza?

318 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 04:17

( =0=) PIZZA IS UNHEALTHY. HERE IS YOUR LENTIL SOUP.

319 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 06:50

  ( =0=)
  _  ∩
( `ハ´)彡 (・ω・) ...

    ミ
( `ハ´)つ (=0= )

(`ハ´) Why do I get the boring unmasking scene?

320 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 07:10

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like Clonepa, the crapass - he throws great parties!

321 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 07:14

( =0=) INSERT QUESTION OR FACE DESTRUCTION

322 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 10:23

(・∀・) Give me my J-bot back!

323 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 12:09

( =0=) DOES NOT COMPUTE

324 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 12:43

( =∀=) REQUEST RETURN OF J-BOT.

325 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:00

( =ω=) KIDS! GO THROWING SPARKS AT EACH OTHER IN THE GARDEN, NOT HERE

326 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:13

^^ <I am floatingeyes!

327 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:21

( ´ω`) I'm hungry.

328 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 16:54

( ・ิω・ิ) Oh, you all know what that means....

329 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:02

( =0=) IT MEANS HE NEEDS TO BE PLUGGED IN THE MAINS!

330 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:17

( ´ω`) Can somebody turn his volume down?

331 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 21:17

( =0=) KEEP YOUR SQUISHY ORGANIC GROSS BODY PARTS OFFA ME

332 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 22:14

( ・ิω・ิ) Burger King! I'm buying!!!!

333 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 22:14

(・∀・) You can't buy our love with whoppers, fartypants.

334 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 22:15

(`ハ´) Count me in!

335 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 23:29

( ・ิω・ิ)

( ・ิω`)ヾ‸

( ・ิω`) ‸ ...

( ・ิω`)つ^

( ・ิω⊊)

( ・ิω・ิ) . . .

336 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 03:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you see what they did while you were sleeping?

(・∀・) http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Category:%28_´ω%60%29%27s_family_and_relatives

337 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 04:22

( =0=) TWIKI? I MISSED YOU LITTLE BUDDY

338 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 16:24

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzz

339 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 20:04

( =ω=) ZzzzzzzzzzzzZAP!☆☆ ☆

340 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 01:14

( ´ω`) Glad to see the bug zapper is still working. That's one less trip I'll have to make to Home Depot.

341 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 03:25

( =ω=) I FARTED

342 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 11:56

( ´ω`) I think I may just have to kill everyone here on this board. All I wanted was some damn sleep, but you darn hooligans are runnin' around farting everywhere! I can't stand your smell, much less mine!

343 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 13:21

( =ω=) MY FARTS SMELL LIKE VANILLA OZONE

344 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 17:18

ミ*゚ー゚) Hi Grandpa!

345 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 17:46

( ´ω`) Natumi! I haven't seen you in ages! How's your mother?

346 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 17:51

( =ω=) GREETINGS, FLESHBAG. WOULD YOU CARE TO RECIEVE MY FART?

347 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 20:25

ミ*゚ー゚) She's off the drugs and high on life!

348 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 20:30

( ´ω`) That... that makes me happy. I remember the time I confronted her about her drug use, asking her where she learned to do those things, and she looked up and said "I learned it from YOU, Dad! I learned it from YOU!"

349 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 01:38

(・∀・) Grandpa, is this thread starting to develop a coherent storyline?

350 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 01:58

( ´ω`) Shut up Junior, I'm talking! Go play in the street, it's fun.

351 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 04:38

ミ*゚ー゚) Yeah, mom and I still laugh about that story.

352 Name: Jane : 1993-09-4635 07:11

:-) good!
r2_jane@yahoo.co.jp

353 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 10:03

ミ*゚ー゚) Looks like she's back at it after all!

354 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 13:38

( ´ω`) That's okay, we'll just fish her out of the gutter and get her back into rehab again. So, have you heard from your no-account father lately?

355 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 13:56

ミ*゚-゚) He's probably at Burger King again. Just follow your nose...

356 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:01

( ・ิω・ิ) Sounds like my kinda guy!

357 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4635 14:06

(・∀・) So, Grandpa, is Natumi my first cousin?

358 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 03:20

( ´ω`) Why, are you planning to jump her bones?

359 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 14:22

(・∀・) Is she "pure"?

360 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 15:52

ミ*゚ー゚) Too pure for you, hairlip!

361 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 15:54

(・∀・) People tell me I have a great personality, though!

362 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 16:23

( ´ω`) Junior, we don't live in Alabama. It's unseemly to have 'relations' with your relations.
Why don't you go out with that nice Hay-chan from Needler Hall? She's a looker!

363 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 17:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, I know I'm not supposed to correct you since this is probably because of your meds, but...

(・∀・) Needler Hall isn't real.

364 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:10

( ´ω`) Kids today think they understand everything and believe in nothing. I bet if a magical pet tried to talk to you, you'd do your best to book yourself on Johnny Carson.

365 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 00:43

(・∀・) Who's Johnny Carson?

366 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 01:21

( ´ω`) ...

367 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 09:15

(・∀・)

368 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 12:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's "man pussy"?

369 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 12:33

( ´ω`) I don't know you anymore.

370 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 13:11

(・∀・) I only do it to get a rise out of you, you know. I'm afraid that you're becoming depressed, Grandpa. Have you considered Zoloft?

371 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 14:13

( ´ω`) Good skiing in Zoloft, my boy. I love that long run.

372 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 15:48

(・∀・) You skii???

373 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 17:23

(・∀・) Grandpa, we gotta go save Squeeks!!

374 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 17:53

( ´ω`) What's wrong with him THIS time? Seriously, I have to bail that kid out every time there's the smallest amount of trouble.

375 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 18:04

(・∀・) He's drowning! He can't swim with the weight of that poop hat on him!

376 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 18:05

( ´ω`) We're just disembodied heads, Junior. What the hell are we going to do?

377 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 19:10

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378 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4637 19:35

( ´ω`) About damn time you make yourself useful. You know where the thread is, get going.

379 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4638 04:39

( ´ω`) Now where was I?

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

380 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 11:57

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

381 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:02

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382 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:03

(・∀・) GRANDPA! NOOOOOOOOO

383 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:04

( ゚ -゚) woah

384 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:05

( ・ิω・ิ) It was going to happen eventually.

385 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 12:12

( ´ω`) Well, that cleared out the old sinuses.

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) What's everybody gawking at?

386 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 13:27

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you Ideon?

387 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 15:38

( ゚ -゚) you sploded

388 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 17:02

ミ*゚-゚) that was scary

389 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 17:10

( ´ω`) ... the fruits of my loins are a bunch of wimps.

390 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 20:51

( ´ω`) Exploding is a normal, healthy bodily function. No need to freak out, kids.

391 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 20:52

(・∀・) I wanna try!

392 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 20:53

(`∀´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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(・∀・) Aw, darnit.

393 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:56

セクロスさせろ〜

394 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 00:59

( ´ω`) pooを食べてください。

395 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 01:03

(・∀・) I didn't know you spoke korean, grandpa!

396 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 02:04

( ´ω`) I'm just in it for the kimchee.

397 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 02:08

(・∀・) I'm a big fan of Bibimbob and kulbogi. We should have korean food more often.

398 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 09:56

ミ*゚ー゚) I like their ice cream!

399 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, where did that baby get to?

400 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4639 15:51

( ´ω`) At the rate it was running, it's probably 400 miles away by now.

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