( ´ω`) hello again, kids!
(・∀・) Grandpa, the VIPPERs came back for a little while! Did you talk to your lady friend?
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ヽ|･∀･|ノ ようかんマンですよ〜
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( ´ω`) あなたは脚人との箱ですか?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) That was a pretty subtle 400get, Grandpa!
(・∀・) Grandpa, when is Darkpa going to make a new thread?
( ´ω`) Go in the pantry and ask him.
（ ｀ハ´） That whole thread thing is overrated. Snippets is where it's at now.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever farted and then have a little something...extra come out? And then have to rush immediately to the bathroom?
ﾐ*ﾟoﾟ) ewwwwwww!
( ´ω`) Junior, don't work blue in front of the kids.
(・∀・) Sorry.
( ´ω`) So, Natumi.. whats in that basket you brought me?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Oh, these are my things! I was thinking about staying for a while.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been to 2ch before? I heard it was a tough place to be.
KA-BOOM!!! ( ´>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ω O`<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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(・∀・) ...brrrt.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Natumi, you can have Junior's room. Junior, move your crap to the basement.
(・∀・) But my room is in the basement!
( ´ω`) In that case, you're moving into the garage. now git!
(・∀・) .........its not fair
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Thank you, Grandpa! I'll start making dinner for us!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < Life isn't fair, now git!
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⊂彡☆))∀・) <OW OW OW yes Grandpa sorry grandpa OW
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( ´ω`) Nothin' wrong with that boy a good whuppin' wouldn't fix.
( ´ω`) Now where was I?
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( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Oh, and Junior?
(・∀・) ... Yes?
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) If you ever say a single word against me to Grandpa, I'll slit your throat while you sleep in that cold, cold garage.
(・∀・)...
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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( ´ω`) Do I smell pie?
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( ´ω`) ＜ What the hell is that seeping in through the floor?
（つ つ I'll need to have junior fix the septic tank again.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to ask you more questions, but you're too busy with life and everyone else. Don't you have time for me anymore?
( ´ω`) Yeah, yeah, I'll write you in for some time next week. Don't call me, I'll call you.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you think about life on the internet?
( ´ω`) It's chaotic. I feel as though many people control me, and I have no control over myself.
( ´ω`) lol boobies!
( ´ω`) My name is Squeeks
(・∀・) Uh-oh, dementia. I think it's time you went to the nursing home, Paps.
( ´ω`) Woah there bucko! You're not Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) He's just fine here. I'll take good care of him!
(・∀・) What are you trying to do here?!
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Grandpa is not going anywhere! (Until he rewrites his will, leaving everything to me!)
( ・ー・) Don't worry, I'll take care of this.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ)
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( ´ω`) I don't even have a will.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Grandpa! You're awake! Do you want some freshly baked cookies?
(・∀・) Don't you trust her! She's after your fortune!
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_ YAA！ 〃.._ヾ＼|＼|゛＼ ⊂ ヽ
( ・∀・) ミ ＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿ ／ ＞ /ﾐ*｡ｰ｡)っ
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{ ( ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ＼........ .......... ::::::: ＞ ・@；∴‥
ヽ,）ヽ,） ゛ ~Ｖ゛/／/／
( ´ω`) I don't even have a fortune.
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) Really? Shucks.
( ´ω`) Kids these days believe anything you tell them.
We must escape!
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You told me that old fart was rich!
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( ´ω`) Junior, I had no idea you'd reached level 5.
(・∀・) Yeah! I can cast fireball now!
( ´ω`) Now somebody said something about cookies?
( ・ー・) I'll make some brownies.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Sigh. Just like her mother.
( ´ω`) I'm getting too old for this.
(・∀・) Some day we'll all look back on this and laugh.
( ´ω`) By the way, you can't move back into the basement.
(・∀・) I'm not sleeping in your bed with you again, I'm not 9 years old any more!
( ´ω`) ....you don't turn 9 for two more years...
(・∀・) But I'm 12!
( ´ω`) 12 already? Well, you may notice certain changes in your body soon, and I don't want that going on in my house!
(・∀・) But I can't control my bodily functions, Grandpa
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_（ ´ω`）Okay, shut the fuck up, Junior.
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/ / | （ 〈 ∵. ・（ ＿_ > ゛ 、＿―
｜ ! ヽ ｰ＝-￣￣＝_、 （／ , ´ノ
｜ | ｀iー＿＿＝―＿ ;, ／ ／ ／
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／ / !､＿／ / 〉
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ヽ､＿ヽ
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_（ ´ω`）Hold still while I kick you
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/ ,ｲ 、 ﾉ/ ∧ ∧―＝￣ ｀ヽ, ＿
/ / | （ 〈 ∵. ・（ ＿_ > ゛ 、＿―
｜ ! ヽ ｰ＝-￣￣＝_、 （／ , ´ノ
｜ | ｀iー＿＿＝―＿ ;, ／ ／ ／
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く ⊂ヽ・∀・)ヽ Aaaaiiii！
ＶＶ ｀ヽ ヽ' )）
ﾉ ﾉ
し' ⌒J
_ YAA！ 〃.._ヾ＼|＼|゛＼
( ・∀・) ミ ＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿ ／ ＞
γ 二つ つ............................. .............. く
{ ( ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ＼........ .......... ::::::: ＞
ヽ,）ヽ,） ゛ ~Ｖ゛/／/／
( ´ω`) You missed.
(・∀・) FINE I'LL SLEEP IN THE STUPID GARAGE OK?
( ´ω`) No need to be a bad sport about it, Junior.
( ´ω`) Great. The contractors will be in tomorrow to start the renovations.
( ´ω`) Finally, I'm going to have a jacuzzi. My arthritis and I can hardly wait.
（ ｀ハ´) Hello, and thank you for hiring Apkrad Contractors!
（ ｀ハ´) ...Before we get started on that jacuzzi we'll need to make some improvements to your fridge...
（ ｀ハ´) Little did the senile old fool realise that by "improvements" I really meant 'looting it of every edible...
( ´ω`) Hello! I'm still here!
（ ｀ハ´) morsel once he fell asleep!
( ´ω`) Now I know what you're up to, so I can jus-zzzZZZzzzZZ
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < Get out of my kitchen, you six-piece
（,,´ω`)彡☆ Chicken McNobody!
⊂彡☆))ハ´) <Ow ow ow stopit OW
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hit me too!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < Alllllllrighty!
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⊂彡☆))ヮﾟ) <Wheeeeeeeee!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, didn't you use that insult before? It's kind of old now!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < Oh, you want some of this too?
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⊂彡☆))∀・) <ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry ow sorry
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( ´ω`) This is fun! Where'd my wife get to?
( -_-) I misspelled afford.
AND posted the correction on the wrong topic. You've screwed me again Grandpa!
(・∀・) Grandpa, your saga has turned into shit. Your popularitiy is virtually non-existant compared to last year. What are you going to do now?
( ´ω`) the logical thing to do in this case would be to gb2/2005, naturally.
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(・∀・) Grandpaspamers.
( ´ω`) It ain't the real thing, Junior. It's just a spasm.
(・∀・) Ever since you exploded, you've been so wierd!
( ´ω`) Right thing you said have you.
(・∀・) Grandpa, Shhhh. I think George Bush and the NSA are tapping into our conversations.
( ´ω`) The red chair is against the wall, Junior.
(・∀・) Okay, I'll go get it for y- oh, wait
( ´ω`) His name is Grandpa. He is a 77 year old student at Fillswells High School in Nebraska, and he has a job at the local 7-11. He reads everything with pictures of leather in it, and his girlfriend is a biker called "Snitch". Sometimes he dreams of a chance in high fashion, but unfortunately he'll end his life a father of four, weighing more than 350 pounds. His son will name a small fileconverter-program after him in 2021.
He will be sadly missed.
Having a fileconverter-program named after you is too hilariously pathetic for words.
>>484 GUESS WHAT! I MADE A SCRIPT THAT CONVERTS WINDOWS TEXT FILES TO UNIX FORMAT AND IT'S NAME IS SQUEEKS AND
(・∀・) Okay.
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( ´ω`) So anyway, there we were with my tongue down her throat and her legs up on the mantlepiece when all of a sudden....
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) What just happened?
( ´ω`) Hm? Oh, I was sleepwalking again.
(・∀・) That sounds dangerous!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 500get! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!