[Part 4] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:54

( LƒΦ`) hello again, kids!

501 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 12:04

( LƒΦ`) ...so then I put on the Iridium Crown, declared myself Emperor and then hauled ass outta there. My little prank tore down the whole 3rd Imperium, Junior. What do you think the moral of this story is?

502 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 12:06

(EΝE)!!!? Wait what?

503 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 13:30

( LƒΦ`) Junior, pay attention! It's not like my stories have scroll up and down features....

( LƒΦ`) ....

504 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 15:52

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505 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 15:59

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506 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:00

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507 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:15

(EΝE)

508 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:15

))„DE;)

509 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:17

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(EΝE)

510 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:34

(EΝE) I hate awkward silences.

511 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:36

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512 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:46

( LƒΦ`) Let's go 488 by awkward silence!

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513 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:55

(EΝE) So I take it you assassinated Emperor Strephon? That was mean.

514 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 16:55

( LƒΦ`) I had to. The third imperium was getting so stagnant and boring...

515 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 17:02

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzzzzzz

516 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 17:59

( LίƒΦί`) All of a sudden, I'm famished. Who do we have to eat around here, Junior?

517 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:36

(EΝE ) I'm outta here!

518 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:36

(LίƒΦί`) brains

519 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 18:38

i@EΝEj My name is Squeeks and Junior has asked me to replace him for a while!

520 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 20:35

(LίƒΦί`) Is that desert I smell behind your eyes?

521 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4644 20:50

i@EΝEj Of course. I'm filled with squeeksand. Now go away and learn to spell.

522 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 03:32

(LίƒΦί`) ...brai-

(ƒΦLŽOƒΦL) wurblewurblewurblewurble

( LƒΦ`) Where did I just go?

523 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 07:48

(EΝE) Jimminy jillickers! A stunning new plot development, Grandpa!

524 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4645 15:01

( LƒΦ`) Don't get smart with me, young man.

525 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 04:36

(EΝE) AH YEU OKAY?!?

( LƒΦ`) Wha-

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526 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 04:47

(LίƒΦί`) brains

527 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 06:15

(EΝE) GET SEE RAHS!

528 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 19:22

( LƒΦ`) Questions, questions!

529 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 22:46

(EΝE) Okay. You ask, I answer.

530 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4646 23:17

( LƒΦ`) Is it still World War II?

531 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:09

(EΝE) Nope grandpa, just shitty posts again, calm down.

532 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 12:10

( LƒΦ`) Back in my day we didn't have these newfangled anonymous message boards! We had to register a handle before posting!

533 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:39

( LƒΦ`) And we liked it that way! People were friendly, too. Just like that nice boy, winter, on http://becauseitswinter.com

534 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 15:21

(EΝE) Grandpa, I read To Kill A Mockingbird, but it has nothing to do with Mockingbirds at all! Just people with weird names like Scout and Atticus and this black guy who was accused of rape. I mean, what the heck, you know?

535 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 16:18

( LƒΦ`) You know, I learned to read with "Fun With Dick and Jane".
It was ANYTHING but fun. It's a miracle I still crack the books.

536 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 18:47

(EΝE) black guy who was accused of rape.

537 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 18:50

(EΝE) black guy accused of rape.

538 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 19:07

( LƒΦ`) It's not your Gramma, it's your Grammar.

539 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 20:13

( ί ƒŽί) http://www.habbo.com/ !

540 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 01:56

(EΝE) I'm starting to become sexually attracted to you, Grandpa. Is this normal?

541 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 03:20

( LƒΦ`) You're starting to piss off your Grandpa, Junior. So much that I'll purposely have a heart attack to stop these threads once and for all.

542 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 03:46

(EΝE) Won't work. You've died a few times already, but we're still going.

543 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 12:48

( LƒΦ`) And this is my fourth heart. That doesn't mean it can't break.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) Damn you, Natumi.

544 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:05

(EΝE) Y'see, Grandpa, DARKNESS is the heart's TRUE essence..

(`EΝEL) And KINGDOM HEARTS will fill me with all the powers of DARKNESS!

545 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:10

( LƒΦ`) What.

546 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:15

( LƒΦ`) No grandchild of mine is going to grow up to be a dumbass yaoi fanboy. Somebody find my belt, I've got some whipping to do.

547 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:26

(EΝE) Oh, sorry Grandpa. How about this:

(EΝE) Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

548 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 03:30

( LƒΦ`) It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by HUMANS who wish to pay ME tribute!

549 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 10:02

(EΝE) This discussion board is dying grandpa. People visiting leave since they can only see boxes instead of us.

550 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 11:42

( LƒΦ`) You just ruined the quote and failed, as usual.

( LƒΦ`) Besides that, it's YOUR job to fix this place up.

551 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 12:54

(EΝE) IT TOOK ME 100 MINUTES TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY!

552 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 13:00

(EΝE) Grandpa, I like Uranus!

553 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:14

(EΝE) Grandpa, pity post.

554 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:16

( LƒΦ`) I don't want anyone's pity, least of all yours. Now get back to the garage, punk.

555 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:24

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was the Industrial Revolution like?

556 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 17:50

( LƒΦ`) It was the good old days, when I could have sold you for child labor and pocketted your meager salary. Nowadays, having kids makes you operate at a loss.

557 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 19:57

(EΝE) Grandpa, you want me to slave labor??

558 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4650 20:03

( LƒΦ`) Of course not! Slaves don't earn any wages that I can pocket.

559 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 03:47

(EΝE) Grandpa, what were the prehistoric times like?

560 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 04:54

( LƒΦ`) I wouldn't remember; my memories only date back to the Mittens era.

561 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 06:51

(EΝE) Grandpa, tell me about mittens in history!

562 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 13:16

( LƒΦ`) Well, long ago, before the coming of the Moon and we all lived in the forest, we cowered in fear from the packs of ravenous mittens.

563 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:24

( ί oί) ...

( LƒΦ`) Yes, dear. Once mittens hunted man. The most dangerous was the northern Kodiak mitten, which could squeeze a man so hard his head would pop right off. Fortunately, man created the Unraveler by adding thorns to the thighbone of an antelope. The fierce giant mittens never had a chance after that.

564 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:25

(EΝE) Wow.

( LƒΦ`) They still hunt them in Norway and Sweden. I'm wearing a sweater made from one right now!

565 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 14:36

( ί ƒŽί) I like sweaters!

566 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 17:39

(EΝE) V neck or turtle neck?

567 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 18:27

( LƒΦ`) Cow Neck. It keeps the chilly air from touching my nape, Junior. Did you know that your nape was the most tasty part of your entire body? The mittens knew this, and would always attack from behind... and you'd never hear them coming.

568 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 19:49

(EΝE) Grandpa! This subject is getting boring. You are beating a dead horse here.

569 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:46

( LƒΦ`) It is said that the native americans used every part of the mitten, but the truth is that they'd unravel them indiscriminately and leave most of the yarn for the scavengers.

570 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:49

(EΝE) ENOUGH ABOUT THE MITTENS!

571 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:50

( ί -ί) ...

(ί- ί ) I don't like you any more, Junior.

572 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:55

(EΝE) Wait! Come back!!

573 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 20:55

( LƒΦ`) Let her go. It's not like you were going to get any anyway.

574 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 21:22

(EΝE) That's kinda mean, Grandpa. We were pretty friendly!

575 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 21:39

( LƒΦ`) Junior, you are so in the Friend Zone with her.

576 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 03:40

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@@@@@@@@@@(EΝE)@@I just had the craziest dream Grandpa!
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ In it, Mittens left me :'(
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577 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 04:25

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578 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 04:33

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@@@@@@@@@@( LƒΦ`)@@I just had the craziest dream Junior!
@@@@@@@@@Q|@½^(QQ_ In it, you thought this was the "ITT,
@@@@@@@^@„€-(QQQ_^@@we ponder the previous post" thread.
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579 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 12:25

( LƒΦ`) So anyway, we used to only get about three hours of sleep a night. It took three hours to walk to and from school uphill both ways, and we lived in a coverless shoebox in the middle of the highway.

580 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 13:12

(EΝE) Do we go to Hell if we tell lies?

581 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 15:41

( LƒΦ`) Junior, you can't go to Hell, because there is no Hell. The worst that would happen is that you'd go to France.

582 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 16:24

(EΝE) I heard that Hell is the place where all the hot sinful babes go. Is that in France?

583 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 16:56

( LƒΦ`) Yes, but they never bathe. Think you can handle that, Junior? Go right on sinning your little head off.

584 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 17:58

( LƒΦ`) Also the women there are not like you think, they are feminists.

585 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:40

(EΝE) How do you know all that? Have you been in France, Grandpa?

586 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 18:52

( LƒΦ`) I was sentenced to France after killing a man in cold blood, Junior. This was before cruel and unusual punishments were outlawed by those sissypants flaming liberals.

587 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:12

(EΝE) Was the moon landing real, Grandpa?

588 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4652 19:36

( LƒΦ`) The moon landing was real, Junior, but the discovery of the new world was staged on a bollywood back lot.

589 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 00:34

(EΝE) So North America...

590 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 00:35

( LƒΦ`) ...doesn't really exist.

591 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 01:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, please don't continue my lines like that. It's kinda...

592 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 01:24

( LƒΦ`) ...creepy?

593 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:32

(EΝE) No, the other thing...

594 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:34

( LƒΦ`) Lovable?

595 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:50

(EΝE) Wait, North America doesn't exist?

596 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 02:51

( LƒΦ`) Never did, Junior.

597 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 03:52

(EΝE) And France?

598 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 04:07

( LƒΦ`) France what?

599 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 04:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, how'd you get to be so knowledgable?

600 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4653 05:44

( LƒΦ`) It's easy when you're jesus lol.

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