( LΦ`) hello again, kids!
iEΝEj But I loved Shadow the Hedgehog.
( LΦ`) I'm sure SEGA appreciates the support of your parents' money and the time you've wasted at the cost of your grades.
iEΝEjCan I make a difference, Grandpa? Can I, can I?
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( LΦ`) Grandson, that was a terrible get.
( LΦ`) Oh, and yes. By falling in love with (BE E).
iEΝEjNot really grandpa, look at the numbers:
I mean, the numbers are so off, they are not even in the same universe.
( LΦ`) How dare you sage a legendary!
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iEΝEj Anyway, I'm working on a new song. I'm gonna call it ( LΦ)( LΦ)( LΦ)( LΦ)( LΦ)( LΦ)( LΦ)( LΦ)
( LΦ`) Who do you think you are, John Lennon? Shut up and go chop some firewood.
( LΦ`) Go ahead.
( LΦ`) But will people mind...
( LΦ`) ..that it has a legendary's name on it?
iEΝEjOH MY GOD THERE'S 2 GRANDPAS?!?
i@MΦLjAnd I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
( EΦE) What about me?
iEΝEjyou are god's shame
>>914
( LΦ`) Ah, ah ah, you forgot capitals and punctuation.
iEΝEjone need not concern themself with tht
( LΦ`) zzzz....
iEΝEjI will do the German dance, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la!
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) Bacon isn't the only thing cured by hanging from trees.
iEΝEjYou don't like Germans, Papi?
(LΦ`) ...
(LΦ`) Not like I care..
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MAGIC!!!!!!!!
iEΝEj Grandpa? Grandpa????
iEΝEj GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(,ίDί)@GRAAAAAAAANDDDDDPAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LΦ`) WHAT ALREADY????
iEΝEjPhew! I thought you'd died. I love you Grandpa!
(LΦ`) Grandpas never die. We just post a new thread and regroup in DQN.
iEΝEjHey, Grandpa, how do I get laid?
(^ิ౪Oิ) DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(LΦ`) Durrrr is overdone. The new stupid noise is "Hnnnnnnggggggggg"
(ijΔͺͺͺ²ij) Hnnnnnnggggggggg
(ίDί) SWEET JESUS!
(ίDί) IT'S DQN-KUN!
( LΦ`) Get in the car!
( LΦ`) Wait, I forgot where my keys were. Ah well. ZZZZzzZzzzz....
(LΦ`) tell you the truth, I am over 300 Years old now and sometimes I dream of mitten...
(ijΔͺͺͺ²ij) Grandpa, your answers have become increasingly random and nonsensical. Your time draws nigh for you have angered the Spirit of DQN. What have you to say for yourself?
( LΦ`) ZZZZzzZzzzz
(`ijΔͺͺͺ²ijL) Now I'm really mad. You shall feel the wrath of DQN!
ZzzzZ..@ΘΘ@@@ ^άRί
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( LΦ`) Ouch.
(ίDί)...Are you ok, Gramps?
( LΦ`) ...I think my hip is broken.
iEΝEjI will pay for a new one.
( LΦ`) I think I broke my television too.
iEΝEjAs long as we're being honest, while DQN-kun was beating you up, I think I broke your toilet, oven, bed and rocking chair. Also, as we speak, your boiler is filling the house with carbon mono--
( LΦ`) monofilaments?
iEΝEjGrandpa, why is part 3 above part 4?
( LΦ`) The sane thread is a spinoff of Part 3 of my legendary thread
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@Get off!
( LΦ`) I will take the 1000GET
iEΝEj Go ahead. Unlike you, I have many more 1000GETs ahead of me. I can afford to pass this one up.
( LΦ`) ¤$!%#@!!
iEΦEj oO( ...waiting patiently to snatch 1000GET again...
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(L^ิ౪Oิ) in b4 1000GET
( LΦ`) 1000GET is overrated.
( LΦ`) Back in my days, 2GET is enough.
(ಠ_ಠ) WOOWOOWOO CHOO CHOO CHA CHOO
(ijΔͺͺͺ²ij) Hnnnnnngggggggggduurrrrrrrrrrr
iEΝEjDQN-Kun, will you sign my autograph book?
((/ f.ㄟ) Grandpa's thread is already getting to 1000... and mine hasn't even gone to 200.
( LΦ`) Your thread sucks, and you should get a haircut!
( LΦ`) 1000GET
iEΝEjYou're kinda late, Grandpa.
iEΝEjI mean early.
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( LΦ`) oh lol
( LΦ`) 970 GET.
iEΝEjI'm going to murder whoever gets 1000GET
( LΦ`) I am the bane of this thread.
Text is my body, and copy-paste is my blood.
I have created over a >>1000 posts.
Unknown to deletion, nor known to sage...
Have withstood pain to create many posts...
But, these words will never hold meaning...
So, as I submit... Unlimited ( LΦ`) Works!
iEΝEjGrandpa... I don't know if you've noticed, but I'VE been carrying these shitty threads to their glory. Not you.
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iEΝEj ...You looked cooler when you were (`ΦL ).
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iEΝEj Ah... there you are, Coolpa! I sure hope you get 1000.
iEΝEj So BUUUUUN, what made you decide to come to 4-ch?
( LΦ`) Hold on to your pants, Junior. I can feel the end of the world coming.
`ΦL@Hello. I am going to steal 1000GET nida`
< #MDL> Why am I being impersonated and so poorly!? I don't even want 1000GET!
< #MDL> ...maybe a little...
< #MDL> ...well, 1000GET and some aporogy juice would be nice.
<€MΝL> 1000Get and apology juice, the right of all Koreans!
<€MΝL> 1000Get and apology juice, the right of all Koreans!
( LΦ`) Dammit, who left the screen door open?
( LΦ`) Zzzzzzzzzz
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