Opening remark in which poster makes a homophobic statement
comment on inflammatory nature of opening remark
Assertion that original poster is in fact correct and second poster feels offended only because he is homosexual
Riposte
Counter-riposte
Angry overly wordy response to troll. Clearly, the bait has been taken.
Proposition that every poster in thread other than self suffers from severe intellectual limitations
Moderator deletes spam link to gay porn website
Angry overly wordy response from the owner of the gay porn website.
Reposted seventy-three times (whether by the owner of the site or by /b/tards is undetermined at this time).
admonition to leave this site before it wastes all your time
Post of overused unfunny throwaway joke. Poster insists that someone had to do it.
Random poster greets the thread with "HAY GUYS"
Poster is contributing his ideas to further facilitate the discussion of the remark as initated by the original poster.
Random DQN accuses >>14 of being British because he can't spell "initiated" right.
Accusations of >>15 having something against the English, that troll!
Flippant comment to the effect that >>14 copied his post from elsewhere in an attempt to be funny
Suggestion that thread is stupid.
Legitimate contribution to the discussion at hand.
Flustered moderator threatening to ban various posters.
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and offtopic AA copy pasta
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Poster attempts to join in on discussion by contributing a weak statement for or against the issue.
Random burst of kanji from overseas poster. Maybe on-topic, maybe not.
First poster issuing an apology and a retracting statement.
Angry threat to sage. Faliure to actually do so.
Introduction of mittens.
Ignoring smoothing "mittens" post and lashing at previous post in uppercase letters.
>>11 makes good of his threat and leaves the site for good. Some lol'd.
more kanji, answering >>26's post. clearly not on topic any more.
Making several spelling, punctuation and grammar errors while belittling >>32 for not using proper English.
Longwinded narrative about a trip to a certain well-known chain, and advice to the thread opener to stick to the special should he ever decide to go there.
breifly explain that the parent poster's point is more applicable to themself than to me.
Telling the people in this thread that some invisible powerful entity will take their disembodied consciousness to a very hot place for an unlimited number of years.
Committing a swift but messy suicide after recommending it to everyone else here too.
Reflexive and totally unneeded mention of Godwin's Law because everybody already knows about it.
Pendantic explanation that Godwin's Law is not a law, but an observation, and is inapplicable in this instance.
Inappropriate AA post.
Yet another inappropriate AA post, to go along with >>41's.
Random poster greets the thread with "HAY GAYS"
Poster with nothing to contribute wracks brain for suitable catchphrase and posts it. Unfortunately, the catchphrase was inspired by a post that is no longer easily visible, so the catchphrase makes no sense at all in currrent context.
Lengthy, well-reasoned post making several salient points on a topic unrelated to any earlier post in thread.
Post replying directly to >>1 stating things that have already been stated in this thread many times before.
Attempt to be helpful by linking to the Wikipedia article on homosexuals.
Poster admits not reading the thread and then duplicates every single point from post >>46.
Inserting somewhat relevant Slashdot meme here.
Two words
Hello, point so obvious nobody else bothered to post it.
Anonymous thinks "I wonder what's in the net thread."
Aging the thread with no explanation provided.
Incoherent engrish related to News4VIP.
Pointless observation that >>1 has not posted again in the thread.
Proposing new terminology to solve the problem, but no clear idea of the meanings to attribute to the new words.
Announcement that poster has just arrived from 4chan and supplication of current activities.
Random Ascii art inserted.
Observation that several specific and recent posts were all made by the same poster.
Attemt to change the subject by hijacking and blurting out propoganda in bold.
Quotes longest post in thread and adds 'o rly' at the bottom
Printscreening the thread and post it as a heavy artifacts .JPG outside the thread with a "you are stupid" comment.
Bemoans the death of a thread that had potential.
Wonders aloud which thread >>63 is referring to, as this one started out dead.
Incoherent post about 4/20, even though it is still september.
Ascii art depicting a peaceful ending.
Pathetic modification of the AA found in >>66 now depicting the previous ending as false.
Saying to the thread good night because one is going to bed now.
Post letting people know that a certain group of internet users who regularly visit a different site, has come.
Asking if the characters are still on some alien planet.
Makes a post made of idiocy and vitriol regarding the site referred to by >>69 and berated it for (requiring a subscription to access their forums || being much lamer than the site this poster likes which requires a fee to access their forums).
Comment containing nothing but the word "sage".
One-line AA of an old man copied from the current Grandpa thread stating that he hates this thread.
One-line AA of a boy copied from the same thread stating that he would like to return home.
Another ascii art copied from a different thread with a subject of despising redundant posts in hopes of advancing the postcount to a certain number. The character in the AA also states his name, and uses politically incorrect language.
test
what
Complaint that the quality of posts in forum is decreasing. Poster attempts to sound like he is being ironic, but is obviously at least half serious.
A reasonable and highly educated poster suggests that PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS et cetera et cetera
Comparison of the international network to the internal corporate network at the poster's office, with several widely irrelevant suggestions presented
Poster claiming he'll take on the hobby of bringing this thread up to the top every day.
misspelled greeting, followed by an inquiry as to what activities are currently being engaged in in this conversation.
Quote from a Japanese animation series about men dressed to look as if they were women.
DAILY BUMP
Poster refers to several failed 4chan memes from two years ago in an effort to assert his e-penis is longer than everyone else's.
In an attempt to upstage >>84, poster asserts that /b/ was cool for the first few weeks before all the shithead dregs of the internet found it.
Minor observation that is more or less on topic follows.
Fondly remembers the days when there was no international network and sending mag tapes overnight express was as close to email as we got. Further notes that we enjoyed this greatly.
Post containing nothing other than a fullwidth space.
Post complaining about how the thread died.
Lamenting that an old post has been put back at the top.
Threat to ban person who bumped old thread if he does it again.
Does it again.
Announcement that person bumping thread has been banned for 48 hours, and warning to others that same may happen to them if they try it.
Questions >>92's sexuality, based on presense of tripcode.
Unnecessary prediction regarding >>93's posting rights and access to the board in the near future.
Posting of a pre-made, long list of things that are wrong with the previous poster, and only checking "wrong spelling".
Post inquiring the targets of the above links.
Poster claims the landmark "100 get"
Poster claims the landmark "100 get"
Pointing out the obvious about posts being duplicated.
Jisakujien-ing insult towards >>103 for the doubled a.
Admonition to get thread back on topic or else face lockdown thereof.
Complaint that poster number 105 is misusing the powers entrusted to him.
Evaluating the level of intelligence of >>106 as being below average for not noticing that the previous poster is an imposter.
Post trying to bring the thread up with a fresh subject but failing miserably. Also pleading to get to 1000 posts, and claiming to be the starter of the thread.
Claiming to be the starter of the thread and calling >>108 a liar
Attempt to in before the lock :lock:
Anonymous comment about posting in a legendary thread.
long kopipe of some gay kid's first time, probably fictional.
Declaration that this thread has peacefully ended.
Requesting the thread being locked on top of the page for all to see.
Counter request for thread to be deleted as an embarrassment
Flooding the board with grotesque images until the demand to delete this thread is met.
Remark about the above images being masturbatory aid to >>118. Two line breaks and a second remark about dying kittens.
Some usual pedophilic remark.
Defending one's attraction to children by giving it a made-up Greek scientific name.
Post informing everyone that the poster masturbated to climax upon reading >>112.
post desperately wishing for a rolleyes smiley
Requesting information on how to make a tripcode.
Six paragraph biased rant about why all users should post anonymously at all times.
Ignoring previous post and posting request again.
A record of what the poster's previous fart smelled and sounded like, followed by an admission of guilt in global warming.
Bumping the thread because one noticed the word "fart" was in it.
Snobby remark about how only losers joke about farts, and important people discuss dead poets.
Post clearly belonging to another thread.
Followup post asking about how users delete wrong posts.
SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>131 Banned for not complying with the thread theme
Lengthy paragraph in response to >>128 arguing the case that intelligent people joke about both farts and dead poets, on occasion contemporaneously. Style is characterized by misuse of much sesquipedalian vocabulary.
Three letter reply to >>133 implying that I feel that he is not speaking of another, but of himself.
Three letter reply regarding >>134's sexual preferance.
Three letter reply expressing puzzlement (presumably either at the meaning of >>135, though perhaps simply over the bizarre direction the thread has taken).
Four letter catchphrase questioning the veracity of any of the above posts.
A tome nominated for pulitzer prize, explaining the .. oh shit post too long.
Five letter catchphrase validating the veracity of at least some of the above posts.
Bumping the thread while telling everybody to cease posting.
Telling one is bumping the thread, while having "sage" in the email field.
sage
Telling >>143 to cease speaking with his mouth while telling him that his sexual preference is of homosexual variety.
Childish post about how girls don't fart.
Correction to the above post.
Notation that farts made by Yuko Ogura smell similar to the fruit of the vanilla plant.
Note that Gackt famously sang "I am your vanilla". Implication that he buttsechsed Yukorin.
Totally off-topic post that makes little sense and is poorly spelled
Informing the group that one is "officially" bored.
Informing the group that 150GET
Posting a rolleyes emoticon which is obviously referring to >>149's post.
Link to a shitty article on Etherchan's wiki.
"Thanking" the recent posters for having made the commentary go so much off-topic that the thread is "ruined".
Agreement with preceding post, proposal that said posters' being from a certain other website explains their behavior.
Voicing displeasure that there hasn't been many new entries since one visited last.
Reply to >>154 containing nothing but an image of an owl.
Demanding the thread to be split because there are too many replies.
Lamenting the fact that one is the only female on this board. Suggestion that this thread would have been more productive (or, alternately, never happened) if more participants were female.
Pointing out that there are no gurls on internets. Advising >>159 to be more thorough in the search for his pen0r.
THIS JOKE IS OLD.
>>161 go back to your fucking bash-the-pedos thread and leave this one alone1
Posting of a tinyurl link to a child porn site. Suggestion that viewers enjoy their party van.
Poster claims that user 163 has been marked by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Poster claiming to be a member of a governmental policing organization, and that your IP has been recorded.
AA informing the thread that one has arrived from VIP
Complaint about the VIPpers on the board. Request that Japanese IPs be banned from posting to all but the international board.
Japanese person being sorry on the behalf of the deliquent youngsters that vandalized the place and asking to not generalize such bad manners to all people of Japan.
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Explaining at long length to the above automated poster that his post is off topic for this group and telling him in polite terms to take his business elsewhere.
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（ ･ω･） A statement questioning whether or not the thread is real,
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ or an elaborate creation of fiction by the unconscious mind.
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Poster claims that the user above him is crap ass and proceeds to deactivate his ability to post.
By means of excellent technology and months of dictionary attacks poster announces that the tripcode of the moderator is "withtripcode"
OH SHI-
HA HA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
ZOMG SAGE!
Poster becomes fed up with constant imitation and rule breaking and silently closes the thread.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
DISREGARD THAT, I AM FULLY HETEROSEXUAL, MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN AND HAVE 2 BEAUTIFUL KIDS AND A HOME IN THE SUBURBS!
Honest but abusibe attempt at gettting the thread back to the original topic
Copypasta from the political party statement made 5 or 6 threads down.
Complaining about excessive copypasta. Petitioning MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 for bans.
>Obsequious
is that even a word?
Mocking >>192's lack of vocabulary and implying that this is correlated with a lack of intelligence
Recommendation of answers.com as an encyclopedic reference, dictionary and word translator, followed by an off-topic diatribe regarding Wikipedia, the Web 2.0, and XmlHttpRequest.
Veiled mockery of >>195 as being antediluvian.
Ending rant with a confession one is a Web 2.0 developer looking for a job.
Remininessance about various economic booms followed by extreme economic busts. Pondering of the number of lessons learned, and the number of people who learned them. A flashback to a college economics class, cut short by tiredness caused by ADD and excessive partying.