>>267 Title.
>>2-51 First verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>67-116 Second verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>117-166 Third verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>167-216 Fourth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>217-266 Fifth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>268-317 Sixth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>318-367 Seventh verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>368-417 Eighth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>418-467 Ninth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>468-517 Tenth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>519-568 Eleventh verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>569-600 Bridge 1.
>>601-650 Twelfth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>651-700 Thirteenth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>701-750 Fourteenth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>751-800 Fifteenth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>801-825 Bridge 2.
>>2-51 First verse encore.
>>117-166 Third verse encore.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>826-875 Sixteenth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>876-925 Seventeenth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>926-975 Eighteenth verse.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>976-999 Bridge 3.
>>67-116 Second verse encore.
>>2-26 First verse partial encore (x2).
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>1000 Throw.
>>52-66 Chorus.
>>52-66 Chorus (with occasional, repeated shouts of >>1000).
>>518 Last line.
>>1-190 are idiots
<Captain Obvious enters the stage, front row cheers>
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Driver!
<entire crowd screams>
Sharp like an incisor
called him the kaiser
>>1 is an idiot
<Captain Obvious exits>
<CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL bursts onto the stage, grabs the mike and starts rapping>
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's not really related to this song, but hear me out anyways.
I posted in DQN Song a while ago; you know, DQN Song?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the post hanging from the ceiling, and it had "ITT we make a really long song" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't post in DQN Song just because it's a really long song, fool.
It's only 1000 posts, 1-0-0-0 posts for crying out loud.
There're even tripfags here. Family of tripfags, all out for some DQN Song, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc's gonna post in the first verse." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 1000GET if you get out of those seats.
DQN Song should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the thread can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Tripfags and Squeeks should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me posts "This song has peacefully ended. Thank you."
Who in the world posts 'This song has peacefully ended' nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to post that this song has peacefully ended?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "peacefully ended"?
Coming from a DQN Song veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Driver!"
That's right, "Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Driver!" This is the vet's way of eating.
"Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Driver!" means more dividing than driver. But on the other hand the legendary thread quotient is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the posters from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with "under the moon loli to issho".
<CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL exits>
>>1's shitty song destroyed my last shred of faith in humanity. I hold the knife to my throat as I type this. Goodbye scum.