POETRY WITH KITA-MAN (14)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ : 1993-09-4665 01:25

(゚∀゚) I CAME I CAME I CAME

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 01:27

((/ デ.ㄟ) ..woo...

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 03:57

          ∧∧
         /師 \      This is DQN
         (`ハ´ ) < Posting stupid comments here
       ._φ   ⊂)     Just for thousand GET
     /旦/三/ /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |  Master  |/

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 04:08

          ∧∧
         /師 \      
         (`ハ´ ) < 4 get
       ._φ   ⊂)     
     /旦/三/ /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |  Master  |/

5 Name: Tripcode!uj/koSf.Zc : 1993-09-4665 04:21

NO U

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 13:59

          ∧∧
         /酒 \      
         (`ハ´ )
       ._つ   ⊂)     
     /旦旦旦旦 /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |   Drunk  |/

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 14:02

          ∧∧
         /師 \  On this messageboard    
         (`ハ´ ) < Squeeks is the king of all us.
       ._φ   ⊂)   Bow down, heathens.
     /旦/三/ /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |  Master  |/

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 14:40

( `ハ´)An excellent effort, my friend. However, I suggest ending the haiku with "Bow down, you heathens" so that it is actually 5 syllables.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ : 1993-09-4665 16:41

(゚∀゚) Hey, I've heard of you!

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 18:51

( `ハ´) ... and so the semen came, pouring in like a torrent of... a torrent of...

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4665 19:27

...seeds.

12 Name: Original Poster : 1993-09-4667 20:23

>>10
( ´ω`) That's gross.
(゚∀゚) LOVE IS IN THE AIR

13 Name: CATS : 1993-09-4667 23:45

    人     
   (__) My name is squeeks   
  (__) make fun of me  
  ( __ )I wish there was Fchan's DNP 
         /酒 \      
         (`ハ´ )
       ._つ   ⊂)     
     /旦旦旦旦 /|
     | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .|
     |Squeeks  |/

14 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4671 07:12

Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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