( LƒÖ`) hello yet again, kids!
( ß ƒŽß) My thread just ended!
( ß -ß) ...but I like mittens.
(EÍE) Grandpa, have you ever visited 2ch?
i@K_TKjI think I went to /nida/, eh?
i@K_TKjeh?
( ß ƒŽß) I was on the CN Tower!
( LƒÖ` )‚Â(E(E Kneading grandpa
(EÍE) When did fusianasan support get implemented?
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I'm busy, sonny!
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( LƒÖ`) Aww, jeez, I was going to KITA!!
( ß -ß) ...?
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(EÍE) GET OUT
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(@ß„tß) HUH...
(( Gß„tß)) WHOA
(((( Gß„Dß))) SHAKES
(((((((( Gß„Dß))))))) SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES
( ß oß) Junior, I didn't know you already had a fiancee!
( ß -ß) Was what we shared meaningless to you?
( ß -ß) ...
( LƒÖ`) Oww, that hurt.
(LƒÖ` ) But a few martinis will make the pain go away.
(@ß„tß) HUH...
(( Gß„tß)) WHOA
(((( Gß„Dß))) SHAKES
(((((((( Gß„Dß))))))) SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES SHAKES
(((((((( Gß„Dß))))))) YES YES YES YES
(LƒÖ` ) Too bad. I have to pay for it, you know.
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(LƒÖ` ) Maybe you should experiment with the wild new technology of clothing. I find wearing appropriate clothes keeps me warm on the coldest days, Junior. Besides, you running around naked all the time is disturbing the neighbors.
( LƒÖ`) A shake? Sure, I'll have one.
( LƒÖ`) Actually, I just want that Tang you promised last month.
(EÍE) We're out of Tang, sorry. I think Mittens drank the last batch all by herself.
( ß Oß) LIAR!!!
( ß -ß) ...
( ß ƒŽß) Natumi did it.
Ð*ß°ß) Did what?
( LƒÖ`) Natumi! It's been ages! What have you been up to, kid?
Ð*ß°ß) One to Three upstate, Grandpa.
( LƒÖ`) Oh, you little scamp!
(EÍE) Grandpa, why was the unsinkable Molly Brown so unsinkable?
( LƒÖ`) Overzealous use of bulkheading, my boy.
(EÍE) Grandpa, how many ways can you kill your enemy silently with an entrenching tool?
( LƒÖ`) Ha ha ha! The possibilities are endless!
Ð*ß°ß) Would you like some cookies, Grandpa?
( LƒÖ`) nurupo
(EÍE) Grandpa, I have this great idea for a thread. Here is how it works, I ask questions and you answer with your wholesome wisdom. How's that?
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( LƒÖ`) Your sage is uncalled for, young man!
(EÍE) Grandpa, who do you think was the true identity of Jack the Ripper?
(EÍE) Seeing as you were probably alive at the time. Ha ha!
( LƒÖ`) He was an alien energy being that called himself Redjack. He fed off the emotion of fear, and regularly possessed random schmucks and committed horrible acts to feed his unholy hunger.
( LƒÖ`) ...
( LƒÖ`) A'ra ta taaa, ya dibbydabbydoe
(EÍE) Not you too!!!
( LƒÖ`) I can't help it. It's TOO CATCHY!!!
(EÍE) I can't tell if this is just an earworm, or some vile form of Australian Mind Control!
( LƒÖ`) Australians are a myth created by Paramount Pictures to market the Crocodile Dundee movies. So it's not mind control. In fact, Paul Hogan has a Brooklyn accent.
( LƒÖ`) Just go with the flow, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Jatsu tsappari dikkari dallan
tittari tillan titstan dullaa,
dipidapi dallaa ruppati rupiran
kurikan kukka ja kirikan kuu.
( LƒÖ`) Ratsatsaa ja ripidabi dilla
beritstan dillan dellan doo.
A baribbattaa baribbariiba
ribiribi distan dellan doo.
( LƒÖ`)Ja barillas dillan deia dooa
daba daba daba daba daba duvja vuu.
Baristal dillas dillan duu ba daga
daiga daida duu duu deiga dou.
(EÍE) Flowing with the go!
( LƒÖ`) I think I need my meds...
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( LƒÖ`) Well, this sounds reasonable. Just download this program to get the offers on drugs?
( LƒÖ`) ...
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(EÍE) Grandpa.. Drugs are bad. Just look at what happened to Aunt Janey.
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(EÍE) Should I keep going?
( LƒÖ`) Hey ther, Grandpa, it's your old man!
( LƒÖ`) Dad!
(EÍE) ... I can't tell these two apart.
(EÍE) Okay, Great Grandpa, I have a question: Why do you call your own son "Grandpa"?
( LƒÖ`) That's his name, obviously.
( LƒÖ`) Don't wear it out! Heh heh heh heh heh!
( LƒÖ`) Ahem.
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
Now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own Grandpa!
Oh, I'm my own Grandpa.
I'm my own Grandpa.
It sounds funny I know but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own Grandpa!
(E_E) That's just--
I have no words.
(E_E) Not even people made Grandpa...
(E„DE) GRANDPA MADE GRANDPA!!
( LƒÖ`) I am the closed circle.
( EƒÖE) hey guys, i brought fried cake
( LƒÖ`) Clonepa, all is forgiven. You are welcome now as part of the family, through this small act of generosity.
(L^ิƒÖOิ) What's goin' on in this thread?
(E„DE) HOLY SHIT, IT'S DQN!
(EÍE) Too much bother, too much stupidity, Grandpa. Plus those ASCAP bastards would steal our royalties.
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( Ü„tÜ) Sorry to just pop in like this, but I just had to know what was going on in here. You're making a lot of noise.
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(EÍE) ...Grandpa dropped a f-bomb!!!
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( Ü„tÜ)... More importantly, what the hell are you guys doing?!?
( LƒÖ`) Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
( Ü„tÜ) Well, the people here refer to you as "Grandpa" so I assume that's who you are. Now, what on earth is going on here?
( LƒÖ`) It's a simple family get-together.
(EÍE) Awesome!!!
( ß -ß) Junior, I thought this would be the easiest place to find you. I'm sorry about telling you to go to hell in Clonepa's thread..
( ß ƒŽß) I have knitted you some mittens from yarn dipped in apolojuice!
iˆEƒÖEj Just dropping by to get 800.