( ﾟ ヮﾟ) my Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Filming myself jerking off with >>420-san's Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) babies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fetus Soup!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Porn music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Buttsex!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) pink socks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) cute little feet in pink socks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) God power helps me work out my stress!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Though, it's a bit overpowering, I must confess...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tasteful rap!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Spacely's Sprockets!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Starting new threads!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The word Paisley!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Paisley!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Parsley!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Penises!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Vaginas!
( ・-・) Beady eyes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those aren't happy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) bananas
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sleeper!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and the REST of his early, funny films.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterscotch syrup on ice cream!
( ・-・) Derailing perfectly good threads!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's not happy. That's mean.
( ・-・) Happiness is an illusion. Plus, being mean is "where it's at".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ruthlessly living up to your gimmick!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And spamming it!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ !!
Its weekend time in a few hours. hooray \o/
Λ__Λ
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole spamming thing.
（ ）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gay magic!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Electric Light Orchestra!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I bet they have robotic mittens in 2095, with automatic heat adjustment and emergency replacement dispensers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And footy pajamas that have mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And footy mittens that have pajamas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And pajamas that have footy mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/archive/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can read the old Grandpa threads again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That DQN is so much better than this one, I think I'll move there!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have AIDS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Haha disregard that, I don't suck cocks
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LSD!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Clotted Cream!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gibbelish!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I really like saggy butt cheeks on old men!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The sound is like two slabs of meat slapping together.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yeah!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PUTTING KITTENS IN THE MICROWAVE THEN SETTING IT ON HIGH FOR 10 MINS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kid!
>>473
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's a waste of electricity. One must save up such precious power !
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You should tear them apart with a kitchen knife or a genuine katana instead. Then carefully check their anatomy.
This way, you will both enjoy the elitist superstructure of 4-ch DQN and learn priceless things !
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Putting peeps in the microwave and watching them expand!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Matches and hairspray!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hatches a mairspray!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hutches and spare hay!
( ﾟヮﾟ) Putting microwaves inside of kittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting more experiences in AA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using proper grammar!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) <- this face
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MOSCOW! http://flashboy.jp/mosukau/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) FIRE!
( ∎ ヮ∎) Hidamari Sketch!
( ∎ ヮ∎) Bleeding from the eyes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EARTH!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) KAWAII DESU NE~~~~
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WATER!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AIR!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEART!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GO PLANET!
（ ・∀・） ＜ By your powers combined...
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ I am Squeeks!
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The smell of pretty flowers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...I...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...I...
( > ヮ<) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS AGAIN!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Red Onion and Aged Chedder kettle chips!
( ^ ヮ^) Comfy Couches!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cookies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Trauma Center!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's not happy?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's happy after they make you better!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You get a lollipop!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) War on Terror!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)IRRADIATED PLUTONIUM!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Farnsworth Fusor!
( >ヮ<) and it goes like this!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Frankpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today someone was writing a list on his arm of all the things that made him happy, and I said "mittens!"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And he said that was awesome!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Then I went and got a haircut, and when I was done I said, "oh yeah, this is the stuff!"
（ ＾ω＾）It was a misunderstanding MODD. See we have this game where we suddenlt tickle each other...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SPECIAL FEEL THAT WILL MAKE YOU A MAN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) my Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What?
( ﾟ ωﾟ) nyoro～n
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) slow Broken Social Scene songs in a dark room while fairly drunk
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have mittens on my hands and my feet now! WHEEEEEEEEEE
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I like exploring my body with other princesses!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like happy piano music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SPECIAL FEEL THAT WILL MAKE YOU A MAN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) my Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What?
( ﾟ ωﾟ) nyoro～n
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hokuto no Ken PACHISLOT
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like playing Kinetic Games!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Phoenix Wright!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)? Objection!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ayu Tsukimiya!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) She wears mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ESP!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)ESPN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ESPGaluda!
>>514
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I much prefer ESPRaDe myself... but..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CAVE SHMUPS IN GENERAL MAKE ME HAPPYYY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Epic cheesy power metal... like Rhapsody!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gretel wears Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Alert the Press!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Extra large pizzas with pepperoni, bacon, and mushrooms!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GLOVES!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With flaps that turn them into mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like American music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anime!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Staying a virgin!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Warm food
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) www.lost.eu/3b4eb
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's snowing in April! I get to wear my MITTENS again!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) POSTING FROM A WORK COMPUTER!
{ ﾟ ヮﾟ} VIN DEISEL JOKES!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... but arnt those now ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!
( * ヮ*) BEING FABULOUS
>>527
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) IT'S SNOWING AT MY HOUSE TOO!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Same weather in two places!
>>532
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... its not snowing in my house
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BUT ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) UNLIMITED SAGE WORKS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LIMITED AGE BROKENS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ADEQUATE SUPPLY OF NONBIASTED POST WORKS SOMETIMES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PEPSI COLA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MICHAEL JACKSON WITH HIS HAIR ON FIRE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEROIN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I love my cat!
( ・-・) WAKE UP MITTENS YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS
( ・-・) FIRE PANTS GIB BLSIG WHATEVER
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Thanks, but I've already taken my happy pills for today!
(ﾟ mﾟ) Being Nonparticipant in threads while still posting!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bumping worthwhile threads above fecal matter consisting of the word fap.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BEARS!
( ・-・) I heard that bears kill people
( ﾟ -ﾟ) oh.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, bears only kill people who are stupid enough to not avoid bears!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) So that's a good thing. Every person a bear kills improves the quality of mankind.
( ・-・) ... so you believe in evolution, then?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yup!
( ・-・) God hates you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ｀-´)
(( ｀-´))
((( ˃ -˂)))
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EXTRA SAUCE!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EXTRA ONIONS!
(●ヮ●) ECSTASY!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EXTRADITION OF UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) RACISM!
ﾐ*ﾟヮﾟ) MONEY!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DEATH TO AMERICA!
. 人
（＿_）
( >.<)Allah Ackbar!
( u )))
~~ It's OK to want extra sauce.. ~~
( ﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) North Korean music!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just saw myself on a t-shirt on shirtrank.com
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CAPITALISM!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wow >>558, you're right.
http://www.cafepress.com/itcarriesout
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There nothing happy about this at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm gonna sue that fucker for sooooooo much!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) just after I get one of those cute little jr. ringers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) IT CARRYING OUT AND BEING W!
( ^ิヮ＾ิ) ICE CREAAAMMMM
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GIRL SCOUT MINT COOKIE ICECREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GIRL SCOUTS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They are delicious!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disco pants!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( > ヮ<) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS AGAIN!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not France?
<( * ヮ*)> AND MITTENS!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The forbidden garden...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gott ist mit uns!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got pokemon for the ds!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Middle-aged men who touch me in strange places!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm blowing sunshine out my arse!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LSD
( > ヮ<) LOLIS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DISCO PORN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My magikarp just evolved!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My Kirlia just evolved!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SMALLPOX!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not playing a game like Pokemon because I'm not 10 years old!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN!
( ・-・) Being in a Grandpa thread that has yet to take its pills.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who admit what they like regardless of social standards!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My Staralia is the coolest ever!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) FEASTING ON BEEF!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who are able to match up to social standards and don't play children's games!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) RIKI-OH
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ME!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GRATUITOUS NUDITY!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 600 HAPPY POSTS!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ooooooooo, I'm getting a little giddy just thinking about how close to 1000 this thread is getting.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks!
( ˃ ヮ˂) KYAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CHOKING ON HEAD!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GROSSLY INAPPROPRIATE SHOULDER MASSAGES BY AND FOR WORLD LEADERS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEXY GYM LEADERS!!!!!!
Video games!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Quoting other people because you agree with them!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>606 !!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) /dqn/!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Ladies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Men
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) it carries out and is w
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Trying to break the board!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Trying to board the break!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Seinen manga!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) |// (ﾟヮ ﾟ ) Mirrors!
Being Petty!
((/ 〒｡ㄟ)つ★ Being successful. I just got yet another book of poems published! Make sure to buy it, everybody!
((/ 〒｡ㄟ) "The Eternal Darkness of my Soul is All I See".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Unbearable Lightness of Being!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Songs with pedophilic undertones!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, those are pretty creepy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Creepy-hot... or maybe just hot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No, on further reflection, it's just creepy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PEDOPHILIA!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Especially the harsh social and criminal penalties for engaging in pedophile behavior!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Seriously, pedophiles deserve to die horrible slow painful deaths!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Retarded people like >>627
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...Oh wait, never mind.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using 4ch to to spread your hypocritical political views!
(ﾟヮﾟ) Eating moo cows!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Xenon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kanon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kisses from your lover!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Akiko-san's jam!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No, wait ...
( ┰_┰) ...YOU BASTARDS! STOP LEAVING ME OUT OF SNOGGING ORGIES. Especially my lover should have known better than that. Bah.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having my lover make up for wronging me.
( ﾟ ーﾟ) Psst, get the thick lube...
(ﾟ- ﾟ )....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with Women!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with men!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with Captain Jack Harkness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hope I don't catch anything ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with dead women!!!
∩_∩
( ・-・) Sex with Grandpa! Not that it cheered me up.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with my hand!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having hands! And feet! And a face! And never ever re-reading Johnny Got His Gun.
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| （__人__） | Picking my nose.
＼ ｍj |⌒´ ／
〈＿_ﾉ
ノ ﾉ
>>648
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Wiping my boogers where somebody else will see them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finally getting my hacked version of Schoolmate to work!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Best H game ever!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like sharing! http://www2.hshare.net/index.php?s=2c138a044a2cd50b6d13dcc02f730126&showtopic=3585
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Chinese mitten crabs!
http://www.1010wins.com/pages/534079.php?contentType=4&contentId=568685
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Iron Maiden!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There is a girl with a hand puppet in this game!
http://www.anonib.com/mittens/images/138/1180160979866_anonib.jpg
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A hand puppet is just a mitten with a face!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not having a gargantuan migraine attack!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wait, I do have one.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tripcode processing functions that don't suck!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Damn...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tripcode processing functions that don't suck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Secure tripcodes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MODD!
∠二二/
(♀ヮ♀) The Dark Lord Satan!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The inverse of this dismal, mitten-less post!
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-=≡ ＼／￣￣＼／
-=≡ ／((￣￣￣)＼ < Powdered Toast Man!
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-=≡ | （ つ¶ つ¶..|
-=≡. ／￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
-=≡ ／ ＼
-=≡￣￣ |￣￣￣￣￣|￣￣ wham
-=≡ | |人
-=≡ [＿＿＿＿＿_< 8p∧∩
∨｀Д,）/ ow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) POOOWWWDEREEDDD TOAASTTT MANNNNN
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Manly Canadian cartoons!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Womanly Italian fashions!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Random JPG links!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Random number generators seeded by a radioactive sample!
< ｀ヮ´> 日本は反省しるニダ!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lordi is coming to Philly August 17th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:L < The sideways version of Mittens-chan!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HOT BLOODED THINGS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Volunteer work at your local library!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Emo kids falling down a well!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yes, shut up, Lassie. I know he's down there and I don't care.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having your pets spayed or neutered!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Saging threads!
I mean... whoops.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There we go...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion with Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul, Martigen's Monster Mod, Tamrielic Ingredients, Beautiful People, Qarl's Texture Pack III, And Deadly Reflex!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's almost as good as vanilla Morrowind!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Modding Nerds!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, and BF2: Project Reality
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) VIOLENCE.
( ・ヮƣ) ULTRAVIOLENCE.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Canned pudding!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With the ring coming off properly!!
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Je ne sais quoi!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEVEN HUNDRED!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rubber bullets (honest!)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Home, Sweet Home!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Panda fur mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting rogered!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) farging bastage corgzockers!
DAILY SAGE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who don't sage right! They're funny.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ).... Oh wait.
(^3^) http://zip.4chan.org/ck/src.cgi/1184614928161.jpg !
(^3^) Mittens is love!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yes! Yes! Yes, I AM!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Daily Sage with Jon Stewart!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pork sausage with pepper and sage!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bumping Threads!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It carries out and is w!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Captain Obvious
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) omfg, isym... wtf stfu! roflmfao imho. nm kthx.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ) Poorly guarded cloning vats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Competently guarded cloning vats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ladyshave!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Manic depression!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens sweet mittens are all that I crave!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HELICOPTERS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AsploSIONS!
(´^ิω＾ิ)
(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDUuuUuRRrrRRr MLOTTENS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not you.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Not Me.
(´^ิヮ＾ิ) Me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Love!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bringing mittens to people everywhere!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Even the VIPPERS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) TAIYO MATSUMOTO COMICS.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Music!
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、.＼ ヽ
、 ＼ . ヽ ._
丶. ‐ _ ∧∧ ∧∧
｀ ‐ _ (´・ω( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Road Trips!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disneyworld!
( ・ヮƣ) Monacle Eyes
( ・ヮƣ) Spelling "monocle" correctly!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Feces!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Species!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Spectacles!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hating meeses to pieces!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) New names!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Old names!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Older names!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Elder God names!
(″･ิヮ･ิ)っ-̾ Smoking with the intellectuals!
(-☆ヮ☆) HIRAI KEN!
A happy sunny day
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disembodied voices!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Male lactation! http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html
( >ヮ<) OVERPOWERING YOUR ENEMY.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rolling around in your moms bed wearing a shit filled diaper while singing the theme to Clutch Cargo!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nice boat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...Wait, that isn't happy at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In fact, that's rather frightening.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Activity on my mittens imageboard!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Blowing other people's fucking brains out!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ);y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵. AGHH!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
;y=ｰ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Blowing my own fucking brains out!
;y=ｰ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)･∵.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BUUN!
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ BUUUUUUUN! ⊂二二二（ ﾟ ヮﾟ）二二二⊃ BUUUN!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pretending my feelings are valid!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Returning to DQN after months of being away! (6 Grandpa threads in DQN time.)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Doing the same as >>765, though after only five months.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Scheming! Ahhh, what threads to create next?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posting from a college computer lab! Something smells like meat~~
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens! Big fat piles of brightly colored knit mittens! Oh god I love mittens so much I'd kill Beady Eyes for a single pair of mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A dual-quad Xeon system with 16 gigs RAM and dual 8800GTs!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hoping Dad will come home for Thanksgiving!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Xenon, again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Molybdenum!
( ･ิ ヮ･ิ) How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ｀-´) ...mmmm...
(( ｀-´)) ...mmmM...
((( ｀-´))) ...MMMMMMMMMM...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having a degree in nuclear physics...!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Now I sit around all day...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... making sure nothing I'm working with will ever be used in the next century.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nuclear mitten powered zeppelins!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS~!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS! AGAIN!
( ･ิ ヮ･ิ) Happy Thanksgiving! How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
Whoa I didn't know I would see you here.
How are you by the way?
I'm doing fine you know, just the whole school thing.
Yeah Yeah I know....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Listening to people in the hallway talk to each other!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS FRESH OUT OF THE DRYER
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 90s DANCE MUSIC.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Insulting myself vehemently!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Boobies!
( ･ハ･)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Boobie mittens!
つつ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Opioids! They're the only thing other than cutting myself that let me breifly overcome the constant despair of being an emotionally crippled loser with no friends!
( - ヮ-) Oh yeah...
( ◕ ヮ◕) I think I'm gonna go listen to Celebration of the Lizard... Several times.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bumping my thread to improve the overall quality of the top ten visible threads!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Making declarations that are so outrageous that Chuck Norris facts seem like regular statements!
( ﾟ一ﾟ) Snow days.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Memorizing over 200 Chuck Norris facts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too bad they're not popular anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rainy days! Adult dogs! and...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)whats the opposite of a rainbow?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being part of an Internet TextBoard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...Having a tripcode.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) FOOD
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Revealing details anonymously on the Internet, under the loving guidance of the FBI!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finally, my apartment reconstruction is done!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I met a beautiful girl on the internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When I met her in real life, she was 400 lbs and rolling around on a scooter chair thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have a cute bathtub!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And my Steinway is WILDLY SLIDEABLE!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Causing the doily fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Running backwards through the snow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) While wearing mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN's new winterrific background!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's SNOWING!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I need emergency mittens NOW!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) [You can view this response through the purchasing of a 4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account.]
Please do not say "4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account". The word carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
Which word?
Actually, it is. The little known "arab zeｎ" or あらぶ善 translates literally as "4-ch Mittens of a Positive Platinum also the neat gold trim of a small blue bow service."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This thread is so educational!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People keep handing me Christmas Cookies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gotta love them gentiles!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN is cool as fuck!
(ﾟ ヮﾟ) midi of acid jazzed evening!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like releasing the emergency mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am sexually attractive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) To pedos.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am sexually attractive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) To other men.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This thread is so education.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So education.
(ﾟ ヮﾟ) やった！
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Snow is love, I'm no longer lonely!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am liked more than Gramps!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fireworks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ !
( ・ω・） I have no character!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Silicon!
( ・ω・) Check this out!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Good imitation crab meat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Webcomics aren't happy, Clonepa.
( ・ω・) But it had mittens in it, and you totally spaz out every time mittens are even mentioned in passing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that they're in a webcomic robs them of any appeal they may have had.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I prefer corporate approved syndicated comics!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fred Basset cracks me up!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Someone next door just got a cute little kitten!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mitten crabs! They look like they're wearing mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Jones is making a mitten flavored soda!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...on second thought, that's kind of disgusting.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It still tastes better than Pocari Sweat!
（ ´_⊃｀）and Pocari Sweat is actually pretty tasty, if you've tried it. Like Gatorade.
（ ´_⊃｀）I went to Japan. And the JPY-USD rate is almost the same as it was back then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got to third base once.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then Junior struck out and we lost the game.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like katamari!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The odds of me not being the most miserable person in the world are incredibly optimistic!
( ´ω`) Not only is he really dead; he's really most sincerely dead.
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1/mittenkunzy9.jpg
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My boyfriend!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)WAREZ!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Perfect UTF-8 Support everywhere!
（ ´_⊃｀） Even Korean sushi bar owners know how to make a good california roll.
>>860
hi.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEROINE NEEDLES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Flying on magical sparkly faerie wings!
ｷﾀｷﾀ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━!!!!!!!!
ｷﾀｷﾀｷﾀ━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━!!!!!!!!!!
ｷﾀｷﾀｷﾀｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━!!!!!!!!!!!!
ｷﾀｷﾀｷﾀｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HERION
( ･-･) SPORKS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GOOD sporks with long enough tongs to actually use as a fork but with a round enough body to also use as a spoon!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) TABLES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MULTIPLICATION TABLES!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, those are kind of hard.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An individual's death ensures the greater survival of the species through continual adaptation and improvement!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Evolution takes no prisoners!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gods can evolve!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) UP THE IRONS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I JUST PEE'D
( ﾟ -ﾟ) now my mittens are soggy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like soggy mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yay MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I always release the emergency mittens because they make me feel good.
( ´ω`) You should save those for a real emergency!
( ・-・)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) He wasn't saying ANYTHING!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I know, it was hilarious!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) beady eyes isnt happy...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel compelled to reiterate...
( ｀-´) ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LOVE MITTENS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I just won $400 worth of things on ebay for $300 plus $100 shipping!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I HAEV BODY
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) that was terrible.
d( ﾟ ヮﾟ)b Mittens on my ears!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) how do you do the backwards b?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) oh.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Elitist Superstructure!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting it stuck in my cornhole!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) the internet
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CUPCAKES!
( ・ω・) What did Muffins ever do to you?
( ・ω・) Who's this guy? I was talking about my cat, Muffins.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HAPPY THINGS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Walken without rhythm, so I won't attract the worm!
Layin' the Smackdown!
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と（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） .. 丶 ﾞ;.' ﾞ;.' ﾞ;.' .：，て;/ ｀Д´）.' ﾞ;.' .ﾞ;.' ﾞ;.
〉 ｀ヽ .," Y⌒;'ζ ／ ﾞ.
／ ,､ ＾ヽヽ）.._" 〈､ ﾉ ﾞ;.
（＿／ （＿） .､'、、 、 .， 、､、 、,、 ,､.､､ ,： ..,､し'、 _ .,、 、..、.、、.，、､､,ﾞ;.
.-ﾝ"‘.'‐｀‐ﾞ‘‐｀" '‐゛´‘｀ ｀｀｀ ｀ ﾞ-'｀｀｀''｀｀｀ﾞ‘‐｀" '‐゛´‘｀｀
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) NIGGERS!
And the Smackdown goes "zugoon!"
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shooting an elephant!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Free used panties!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Burning a public toilet with shit everywhere!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Spring is here!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Here being the Northern Hemisphere, which is the BEST Hemisphere!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 8 FILLES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Six Grapes! Best Port EVER!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Moving back to the west coast after living in flyover country for two fucking years!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Penis ejaculation!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pen0s ejaculation!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) VENEREAL DISEASE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using Dad’s pube razor for my beard!
（・∀・） Mittens, that makes nobody happy. Not even your dad who wished for a boy instead of a girl.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEEING THE HOLY MOUNTAINS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) THIRD TRIMESTER ABORTIONS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sauerkraut!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEEING THE HUMAN MELTING
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WEARING THE HOLY MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Penguins!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pandas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Muffins!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They fill me with intense pangs of pleasure!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wat
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Buttons!
( ˃ ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) Sing-ing in a Bar-ber-shop No-ne-e-et!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) bacon sandwiches
( ˃ ヮ˂) Neat but not NEET and kind of l33t!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SOAD
>>955
( ・-・) It’s a nonet, assbucket. Nine dickmuffins singing together.
( ・-・) Fuck. This isn’t a story thread. What am I doing here?
( ・ヮ・) Joining ’em when I can’t beat ’em!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sexy REACTION
( ﾟ yﾟ) hamsters?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HAMSTERS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Warm Soft Pretzels for Breakfast!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Caramel frosted brownies!
( ･ิ ヮ･ิ) How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) who the fuck was that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Little popsicle sized ice cream bars!
( ˃ ヮ˂) With mitten wrappers!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though I could do without the yarn in my ice cream.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) late night salsa-
Morning cartoons!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ORIGAMI RABBITS!
.∩_∩
( ・-・) Rabbit orgasms.
.∩_∩
( ・-・) Dangerously Furry NekoRei!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ )
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LSD IS SURE HAPPY!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SCREAMING EAGLES!!
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Poking best friend's naughty bits!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A soft pretzel and a Diet Pepsi for breakfast!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Horsey Sauce!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gay magic! ( ˃ ヮ˂) IT'S SO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PENIS.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) dat PS TRIPLE
( ˃ ヮ˂) wwwww
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Washing away the sins of the past!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Unmistakable Signs of the Impending Mittenocolypse!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being able to make over 999 posts!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The arduous but satisfying preparation for thread #3!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The love only a completely brainwashed pet can give.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to steaming piles of spite on my comforter!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Though maybe that's not so great after all.
( ・-・) Being a steaming pile of spite on Mitten's comforter.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!
( ・-・) Eating Mitten's last Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hoping there won't be another installation of this thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lost Hopes! Thank you, St. Jay Squeeksand, for favors granted!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The second to last post!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I love happy endings!
