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僕は決してTHREADを前に始めなかった。 (30)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:13 [Del]

ここに僕が始めたTHREADはあるかも。

2 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:18 [Del]

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

3 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:52 [Del]

(σ´∀`)σｹﾞｯﾂ!!　(σ´Д｀)σｹﾞｯﾂ!!　(σ･∀･)σｹﾞｯﾂ!!　(σ･Д･)σｹﾞｯﾂ!

4 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 01:03 [Del]

「あ…あんっ…」
その瞬間、敏感な部分にザクの先端が触れ、クレアは一瞬意識が飛びそうになる。
「やん…もう…イキそう…っ」
「後ろからの方がイイのか？」
そう言ってザクは容赦なく腰を振った。
他に何もいないがらんとした家畜小屋に二人の身体がぶつかりあう音が響く。
藁に腕がめりこみ、四つん這いの姿勢からより頭が下がる体勢になっている。
もしかしたら…牛の方が気持ちイイのかも…判断力を失った頭でクレアはそう思う。
「イイっ…イイよぉ…」
こんなこと今まで言ったことなかったのに、と思う。
「もっと…もっとしてぇ…！」
都会で付き合っていた男としていたときはそういう演技をしてあげていた。
でも、今は違う。本当にこんなコト言っちゃうんだ…。
「お願い…っ」
腰を掴まれ、身体ごと大きく揺さぶられる。
ザクの動きに合わせてクレアも腰を前後に揺する。
身体は正直、ってこういうのかな…朦朧とした意識でクレアは思う。
瞬間。
「ん…ああーーッッ」
クレアの脚が一瞬痙攣して、背中を仰け反らせる。
「んっ…」
同時にザクも果てた。
白い粘液を絡ませながらザクがクレアの中からペニスを抜いた。
クレアはまた突っ伏したまま動けない。
よろよろと顔を上げて、クレアが紅潮した顔で言った。
「すごい良かった…」
そう言って、しまわれようとしているザクのペニスをそっと握る。
ペニスに舌を這わせる。
「やっぱり大きい…」
念入りに舐め回し「これでキレイになったよ」と言った。
ザクがぼりぼりと頭を掻いて
「こりゃ思った以上だったな…今度、俺の家に来いよ。いいモンやるからよ」
と言った。

5 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 01:43 [Del]

I'M GOING TO RUIN IT WITH ENGLISH NOW.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 01:45 [Del]

　　　　　　　　Shitty thread Wasshoi！！
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7 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 02:23 [Del]

It carries out and is w

8 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 15:28 [Del]

i never staryed a THREAD before either. idiots.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 16:45 [Del]

Today I went to Akihabara. I didn't have anything specific I wanted to buy, but...
On the train ride home there was a drunk old man on the train.
Almost everyone in our car was women, except for me, who was sitting, and the old man, who was hanging from the hand-rails.
They were all between 20 - 40, I guess.

The old man started getting in the faces of the women around him.
At first he was messing with a younger woman, but she was very straightforward,
hollered at the old man, and then got off at the very next station.
During all this, I keep glancing at him out of the corner of my eye, thinking what an annoyance he was causing.

Next the old man comes to the seat I'm on, goes straight to the middle part of it
and starts yelling at the older women who're sitting there.
"You'd better not even think about using a cell phone, you got it!?"
he goes, trying to scare them.
The women were like（´･ω･`)←all quiet

I think this is going to get long...

10 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 17:45 [Del]

　　　人　　　　　
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　（＿＿）　　　
　（＿＿）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the
　（つ　　つ rest of those i never started a thread before threads.　　
　｜｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

11 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 20:52 [Del]

Is there a complete densha otoko translation somewhere on the net?

12 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 20:54 [Del]

arrr nvm google is superior. ( ttp://www.rinji.tv/densha/train1.htm )

13 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 00:44 [Del]

Anyways, everyone, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread. My friend and I went into Hot Topic and I was dressed in my usual random style that people at my school had to invent a word to describe and she was wearing pink. Some boy in the store dressed like a “goth” came up to my friend and says “Ew! I’m blind!” He covered his eyes and walked away from her as fast as possible. He and his friends stood in the corner of the store staring at her, making jokes and laughing. She changed her shirt in the bathroom to a black one and went back into Hot Topic to continue shopping. The store manager now thought she was a customer (before he hadn’t given her a second glance) and started showing her around. Did she change her personality? Did she change who she was? No, she changed her shirt. I thought “goth” was supposed to be about the person behind the mask…the person under the façade. “Goth” are the misunderstood ones…the ones who stand alone. If they are so alone, why is it that “goth” makes up the biggest group of teens…tied only with prep/skater. The whole point of being “goth” was to make a statement and earn respect for those who are different. Its coming to the point where the only reason someone is different is because they choose to be. Those who are “goth” seclude themselves and separate themselves from the group. They stereotype and judge just as much as everyone else…but if you judge them they feel you are only looking at the stereotype. What is this? They can judge the world…but the world doesn’t understand them? That’s really smart guys. Drop the stereotypes and just try to be yourself and not put yourself into a group. I’m not in one and I have friends in every single click and every one of them considers me one of their own. What am I? I’m me and proud of it…

14 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 02:29 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:06 [Del]

Oboy teh yoshinoya repost again it gets funnier every fucking time thanks for posting it again and again and again and again

16 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:07 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today and ate some food and went home.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:20 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went out to have some drinks and get a tattoo and then when I woke up, I found myself at the local Yoshinoya ...covered in "extra sauce".

18 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:20 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today and it was packed so I went to the Mosburger next door and ate some food and went back to work.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:22 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, there's no Yoshinoya where I live so I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, and I don't care if you like to pick fights with strangers in noodle joints so just shut up about it and go to Happy Chef with the rest of us.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:24 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? I like bananas.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:24 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just forgive me for my posts? I do not have money to feed my children.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:25 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? I need a new fuel filter for my '79 Impala and I can't find one anywhere.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:28 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? Cooking is so fun! Cooking is so fun! Now its time to take a break and see what we have done.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:28 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya yesterday and blacked out after packing away too much gravy. When I woke up, I had a pounding headache and I was lying in a tub full of ice and there was a note saying "Thanks for the kidneys brah!" and sure enough, I had AIDS.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:30 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just fucking listen to me for a little bit?

I forgot what I was going to say.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:37 [Del]

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, when I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard-on that won't quit.

Sixty years ago, I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Driving range. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself.
That summer, they hired a man to help me retrieve and wash balls.
Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were
dirty white, shaded by the brim of his battered felt fedora.

He did not chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way
that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down
his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

The old-timer extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a
bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old fellow then winked at
me, "Ike Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game."

I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I
was never much good at that game."

"Now me," said Ike, "I just love matchplay with men . . ."

"I'll bet you do."

". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

"I though we were talking about . . ."

"You like jumping old men's peckers?..."

I shook my head.

"I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go
another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

27 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 10:50 [Del]

who made 4ch?
copy cat

28 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 11:33 [Del]

corea eat copy cat

29 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 11:36 [Del]

>>27
　　　人　　　　　
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　（＿＿）　　　
　（＿＿）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and I made 4-ch to be a
　（つ　　つ　　　 world2ch clone.
　｜｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

30 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 12:45 [Del]

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　（＿＿）　　　
　（＿＿）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and I made room for 4-ch
　（つ　　つ　　　 by keeping world2ch off the map.
　｜｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

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僕は決してTHREADを前に始めなかった。 (30)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:13 [Del]

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:18 [Del]

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4707 23:52 [Del]

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 01:03 [Del]

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 01:43 [Del]

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 01:45 [Del]

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 02:23 [Del]

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 15:28 [Del]

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 16:45 [Del]

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 17:45 [Del]

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 20:52 [Del]

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4708 20:54 [Del]

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 00:44 [Del]

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 02:29 [Del]

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:06 [Del]

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:07 [Del]

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:20 [Del]

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:20 [Del]

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:22 [Del]

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:24 [Del]

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:24 [Del]

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:25 [Del]

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:28 [Del]

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:28 [Del]

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:30 [Del]

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 03:37 [Del]

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 10:50 [Del]

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 11:33 [Del]

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 11:36 [Del]

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4710 12:45 [Del]