It has come to our attention that several indigents living on your property
have been visiting the horrofic site www.4chan.org
I would like to register a formal complaint with your customer service office
since this is unacceptable.
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃
I found this highly upsetting.
Mildly arousing too, until you killed me.
But this is not the reason for my complaint; as you can see, I am alive and well.