[Part 6] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 20:10

( LƒÖ`) Hello yet again, kids!

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 03:57

( LƒÖ`) Junior, that's two gets in a row you've wasted. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 03:58

( ßÍß) Ha haaa!

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 06:00

(EÍE) You're not my dad!

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 07:01

( ßÍß) So...

( ßÍß) Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a Plane?
( ßÍß) Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a Plane?
( ßÍß) Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a Plane?
( ßÍß) Grandpa, what did you think of Snakes on a P-P-P-P-
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305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 07:12

(EÍE) When Darkpa reboots him, he won't remember any of this...

(EÍE) So I asked first!

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 17:53

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307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 18:07

( LƒÖ`) Junior, that's caused my a mushi. It's called ginko.

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4737 22:03

( ß ƒŽß) Grandpa, who do you prefer? Nui or Ginko?

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 02:11

(EÍE) Grandpa, how do I make eggnog?

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 03:54

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311 Name: Mercpa : 1993-09-4738 15:09

i*EƒÖÒj Well, I'm back from my secret mission. What's beein going on at home, Grandpa?

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 15:10

( LƒÖ`) The usual crap. Welcome home, Mercpa.

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 15:11

( LƒÖ`) Junior, I make eggnog with rum and eggs and stuff. You make eggnog by buying a carton at the grocery store.

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 15:19

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315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 15:20

i*EƒÖÒj That should be the end of that.

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 16:11

( LƒÖ`) thanks, that bugger was starting to annoy me

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 17:59

(EÍE) ...

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 21:05

i*EƒÖÒj Wassamatta kid, never seen the horrors of war close up? WELL TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK!!

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 21:07

(EÍE) coooooooool....

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 22:45

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321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 23:42

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322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 23:47

(EƒÖE) Mercpa, are you my father?

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4738 23:51

( Ü-Ü) Why, Mercpa?!? There must be a better way to solve problems then violence!

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 00:18

i*EƒÖÒj An appropriately measured dose of violence can solve a problem immediately. Violence is only the last refuge of the incompetent because the competent ones recognize the moment to strike much sooner.

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 00:37

( Ü-Ü) But shouldn't there be time for talking? Or other peaceful solutions?

...Although you do have a point that a measured ammount of violence can solve just about any problem...

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 01:33

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327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 02:17

i*EƒÖÒjClonepa, I am not your father. If I was, then I too would be a characterless shithead. This is not the case.

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 03:32

(EƒÖE) Then I'll show you no mercy.

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329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 03:44

( ßÍß) FU-FU-FUCK YOU, MERCPA...
( ßÍß) I'LL S-SEE Y-Y-Y-YOU AGAIN
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( ßÍß) AG-G-G-G-G
( ßÍß) GGGGGGGG

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 03:54

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331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 04:01

i*EƒÖÒj Oh shit.

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 06:11

i OƒÖOj Cool, attack me next

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 07:00

ˆæˆæˆEƒÖÒæˆæˆ Shit..I've never fought such a strong opponent..

(EƒÖE) who, me?

ˆæˆæˆæƒÖÒæˆæˆ No, tanasinn.

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 15:23

( LƒÖ`) Anyone up for strip poker?

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 16:13

(-Í-) ur fuckin on prune face. lol that was a mad movie. i thought kid rolled off the car in one scene but it was just a hub cap lol crazy shit huh.

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 16:59

( LƒÖ`) Boy, I don't what the fuck you were talking about.

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 17:46

(-Í-) shut up old fart

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 18:06

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(EÍE) Grandpa, what is this wizardry?

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4739 19:46

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340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 00:53

i*EƒÖÒj I kinda like mittens.

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 01:39

( LƒÖ`) You know, sonny, I never got to do that kind of things. I remember how we used to add background tags on the body with Frontpage Express. Ah, back then, things were still manly and exciting.

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 17:27

(EÍE) Grandpa, what are your opinions of Mac and Linux?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 17:32

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( -Í-) Oh grandpa, you truly are old!

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 18:24

( LƒÖ`) ...

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 20:28

(EÍE) desu

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 20:37

( LƒÖ`) Oh, god!!!

(EÍE) What, Grandpa?!

( LƒÖ`) I pressed the Emergency Mittens button! They're all coming down to KILL US! AGGGGHHHH!!11

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 21:08

(EƒÖE) Don't worry guys, we're a layer above them!

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 22:01

(EƒÖ( Ouch, I got hit by a fukken mitten into my beautiful face...

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 22:07

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350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 22:09

( ß ƒŽß) Don't worry the mittens go behind the thread!

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 22:14

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352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 02:02

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353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 02:58

L It's okay, mona. We all get messed up sometimes too.
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354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 03:35

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355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 04:09

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356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 04:20

(EÍE) Grandpa, what happened to 4chan?

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 05:09

( LƒÖ`) banned

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 05:47

(EÍE) how long?

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 05:51

( LƒÖ`) Until Friday at least. Then the http://2ch.ru/b/ shit hits the fan<.

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 13:02

(EÍE) This is a harsh internet, Grandpa!

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 13:16

( LƒÖ`) Well, there's no place for fun and games on the internet...

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 18:25

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363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 19:52

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364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 22:11

( LƒÖ`) nyoro~n

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4741 22:18

(EÍE) ...and that's when I stuck the school janitor's plunger on his face.

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 00:31

( LƒÖ`) I've told you a thousand times! Don't stick it in his face, stick it in his pooper!

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 00:32

(EÍE) I was just getting to that part!

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:00

( LƒÖ`) Kickstart my heart.

(EÍE) A Bridget special move? Motley Crue?

( LƒÖ`) No really, kickstart my heart. I think it stopped beating.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:15

(EÍE) GRANDPA!!! I'll save you!
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370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:37

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371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:40

( LƒÖ`) My life is passing before my eyes. Here's me as a baby!

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372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:44

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373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:46

(EÍE) Grandpa?

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:55

( LƒÖ`) Hm? I was just paying respect to my own grandpa.

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 02:58

(EÍE) Why can't you just die already?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 03:33

( LƒÖ`) In strange eons even death may die, Junior.

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 03:41

( L߃Öß`) Ia! Ia! Grandpa Fhtagn!

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 03:41

(EÍE) If Death dies, will I become immortal?

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 03:42

( L߃Öß`) The Old Ones are returning. They want their planet back!

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 03:44

( L߃Öß`) Arg'fonder'wombee Vilumbur K'z'kt K'z'kt mbooboo -

( LƒÖ`) Wait, what? Oh. No, Junior, you'll still die. Someone else will get Death's job.

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 03:45

(EÍE) ...

(EÍE) You're weirding me out again, Grandpa.

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 06:07

( L៙`) Agik=53 an, a wirwj x l s and I shook my stick at him!

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 06:26

Why is 4chan down, Grandpa?

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 06:49

( LƒÖ`) New rules, /b/ raids /b/, etc.

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 07:37

(EÍE) Grandpa, does this mean you've forgiven Anonymous?

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 12:15

( L߃Öß`) if by "forgive" you mean "fed to my otherworldly masters" then yes.

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 13:11

Grandpa, I just slept through an orientation session for my university and I completely skipped the first day.
What's wrong with me?

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 13:13

( LƒÖ`) You're simply terrified of the future, which is a perfectly normal response to a new situation.

( LƒÖ`) Just remember this, Junior. Your GPA lives or dies in your first semester at college.

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 14:32

( L߃Öß`) Not that the world as you know it will last that long.

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 17:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, will the new world as I don't know it, be better than the old world as I know it?

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 17:29

( LƒÖ`) I wouldn't know. I'm going to be eaten first.

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 18:45

(EÍE) That reminds me, you need to teach me about sex!

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 18:46

(EÍE) ...

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 18:51

( LƒÖ`) Sex is learned through experience.

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) Come here.

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 19:48

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396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 20:22

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397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 21:25

(EÍE) I'm not looking forward to it!

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:18

(EÍE) Grandpa, were you able to explode as a baby?

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:21

( LƒÖ`) There were news4vip guys around, so I kept a low profile.

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4742 22:24

( LƒÖ`) ...stop asking me silly questions when I'm sorting out my 1000 gay porn links.

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