( LΦ`) Hello yet again, kids!
(EΝE) You wasted another get.
(EΝE) I want to hug you, Grandpa~!! You're the greatest Grandpa in the whole wide world~!!
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(EΝE) You're not Grandpa. He wouldn't say that.
(EΝE) Now, Clonepa, what did you do to Grandpa?
Current number of "Clonepa, what did you do to Grandpa?"s in thread, 12.
(EΝE) Let's cut the crap, then. Clonepa, it's obvious you've been carefully nurturing Grandpa's senile dementia for the last three threads, but how? Was Tardpa your test subject?
( EΦE) No.
( EΦE) Grandpa never wanted you to know, but Tardpa was...
( EΦE) ...your son.
( LΦ`) and I am the brother of your uncle once.
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( LΦ`) Hello, kids!
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( LΦ`) So won't the real Junior please stand up?
(EΝE) Hi Grandpa. I was lost in the inner circle of thought.
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(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, I'm looking for a bento box, can you help?
( LΦ`) what you say?
(EΝE) Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
( LΦ`) Well, never mind all that, >>441. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.
And you, >>441, well, you should really just stick to today's special.
(EΝE) Uh, anyway
(EΝE) What will we do if the emergency mittens fall into that dude's frying pan?
( LΦ`) It will give off toxic fumes while plastic parts melt. We will just remove them from the pan and deply water, is there is fire.
(EΝE) Summer's CLOSED.
(EΝE) Fall's open.
(EΝE) How do I stick today's special if I don't have a bento box that has chopstick holders and 2 or more kotoba?
( LΦ`) I don't know and I don't care. You're starting to annoy me!
(EΝE) Grandpa, have you ever saved someone's life? You know, like in a heroic story!
( LΦ`) Quite the opposite, actually.
( LΦ`) You see, I was having a terrible day, somebody stole my iPod, and...
(EΝE) ...it made your BLOOD BOIL?!
( LΦ`) Orochi?
( LΦ`) Fucking Narutard
(EΝE) ...
( LΦ`) Quit quit 4ch shit, junior, they are from now on divided anyways. Or was that 4chan
(EΝE) School's closed
(EΝE) POOL'S CLOSED
(EΝE) FOOLS POSED
(EΝE) SUCK DICK
(EΝE) DUCK SICK
(LΦ` ) That's it, I'm leaving
(EΝE) Chicken!
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(EΝE) Chicken!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what is this "Spammers are not welcome here!" shit?
i OΦOj Chicken Egg McNugget!!
( LΦ`) That's a good question, boy. It seems to strike at random.
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( LΦ`) I am a god among men.
( LΦ`) FOR GREAT VICTORY. GRANDPA WILL MERGE AND WIN!!!!
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(EΝE) Wow, I didn't know you could KITA like that!
( LΦ`) There are many things you don't know, Junior. That's why you ask me and I tell you...
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) Come here and sit on my lap.
(EΝE) ...is this right?
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( LΦ`) Junior, I'm going to make you a man.
( LΦ`) Here's $50. Go ask that girl on the streetcorner over there for "the works."
( LΦ`) You always were a shy one, Junior.
(EΝE) Okay. I'll be back later!
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( LΦ`) So how was it?
(EΝE) She punched me and ran off with the money.
( LΦ`) ... You are now a man, my grandson.
(EΝE) Really?
( LΦ`) Sure, why not?
( LΦ`) Yes. Now go get a job.
(EΝE) What kind of job? A fashion designer?
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( LΦ`) Hey
What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story
Now you're a man
A man, man man
Now you're a man
A manny manny man
A man man man
You are now a man
You're a man
Now you're a man
Live it, Live it
What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties
Now you're a man
A man, man man
Now you're a man-man
Man-man man-man man
Now you're a man
M-A-N, man
Man, man-man man
Now you're a man
θΜ( EΦE)θ Hay guys!
Shitsky! It's the fuzz!
θΜ( EΦE)θ No! I'm a girl now!
( LΦ`) Junior, get out of that wig, people will think you're gay!
θΜ( EΦE)θ No! I'm CloneMA!
θΜ( EΝE)θ Grandpa, can you loan us $600? We need new handbags.
( LΦ`) Junior, I'm going to have to reset this thread.
( EΝE) No!
( EΝE) Btw, 500get.