( LƒÖ`) Hello yet again, kids!
( LƒÖ`) Buy me some whores and drinks, of course!
( LƒÖ`) I'd pay my bills, and then drink some bourbon out on the porch, watching the sun set.
( LƒÖ`) Then I'd order a skin flick on payperview.
( LƒÖ`) And the whores thing too.
( ß -ß) oh i see.
(EÍE) That was a good 800get. Very smooth.
(EÍE) Why the hell is mittens asking the questions instead of me?
( LƒÖ`) She has more orifices than you.
|ƒÖE™q Hmm...
( ß ƒŽß) My face was more convenient at the time!
(EÍE) Grandpa, when was the last time I asked a honest question?
| ƒŽß™q Hmm..
( LƒÖ`) Probably not since the first Grandpa thread, sonny.
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Let me answer your question delicately, Junior...
( LƒÖ`) I don't know.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what is my last name?
( LƒÖ`) I'll tell you if you tell mine first.
(EÍE) Grandpa Chyderm?
( LƒÖ`) Close, but no cigar.
(EÍE) Grandpa LeFace!
(EÍE) Grandpa Ikari??
i L‚—MjHello yet again, kids!
( ' w`) I am the american Grandpa.
(EÍE) So... Yankpa?
( LƒÖ`) Get out, gaijin. Go home.
(EÍE) What's so civil about war anyway?
( LƒÖ`) Everything.
(EÍE) Everything...? Or... nothing?
( LƒÖ`) It's everything, boy. Don't contradict me.
(EÍE) Hail Grandpa!
(EÍE) why do so many Americans hate Grandpa?
( L_½M) We don't hate Grandpa. We just hate everything he stands for.
(L߃Öß`) brains...
( LƒÖ`) I don't think you'll find many here in DQN.
(EÍE) Grandpa, why don't I have a brain?
( LƒÖ`) Because you're a Scare Crow
( LƒÖ`) Oh wait that's not why! Mittens took it a long time ago
i@ß -ßj Did not. It was clearly gone by the time I was introduced.
( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, why are you asking yourself?
( LƒÖ`) Because nobody else here is worth asking.
(EÍE) Grandpa, listen to them... Children of the Night! What music they make!
( LƒÖ`) Get those hippies out of my wheat fields!
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( ß ƒŽß) That's better!
(EÍE) What kind of retard would do something like that in public?
( LƒÖ`) Just take a look in the mirror, Junior.
(EÍE) Hey, Grandpa! >=3
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( LƒÖ`) Poor fool. >>847 doesn't know that 1000-san is DEAD.
(EÍE) Grandpa, What is a throne? — a bit of wood gilded and covered in velvet. I am the state— I alone am here the representative of the people. Even if I had done wrong you should not have reproached me in public—people wash their dirty linen at home. France has more need of me than I of France.
( LƒÖ`) Junior, Peru is a beggar seated on a throne of gold.
(EÍE) Grandpa, where do pillbugs come from?
( LƒÖ`) They hatch out of eggs in your ear in the middle of the night, Junior.
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( LƒÖ`) It's not midnight yet, moron.
(EÍE) Too late, she's gone.
(EÍE) My ear feels itchy.
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(EÍE) Do some pushups, Grandpa, and it'll go away.
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) That's it. You're going back in the nursing home, you old freak.
( ßOß) Grandpa! I'm pregnant, and Junior's the father!
(EÍE) But I'm only 7...
( ßOß) Liar! You said you were 20!
Is Junior really 20? Find out next time on
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(EÍE) 7 inches, that is.
(EÍE) Thanks to your genes, Grandpa.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) How come I never got 7 inches?
(;Í;) Because your titanic-sized cock makes me jealous, Grandpa...
(EÍE) But you're right! Let's talk about tits, and kneading them!
(EÍE) Grandpa, Alan Moore spoke to me in a dream. He told me to avenge him in Internet form and tell everyone who liked the movie V for Vendetta needs to shut up and read the original comic book first since the film was topical and overly simple clap-trap!
(EÍE) Should I lay off eating spicy food at night so I won't get such weird dreams?
( LƒÖ`) I though I hid that rock of crack...
i@MƒnLj We meet again, my old friend.
i@MƒnLj It has come to my attention that my dry humor and impeccable wit have brought my threads to the forefront of contemporary comedy, while ever since version 2.0 your threads have been a festering pit of infantilism, incoherency and tired gags older then you are. In view of this, I shall this one time extend a gracious offer to put you out of your misery.
i@MƒnLj Junior has not yet been tainted beyond hope by your essence of anti-funny. He shall enter my custody and be masterfully groomed as my successor, destined to send paroxysms of laughter throughout the entire intarweb. Now, merely sign here and it will be all over. You can finally rest.
i@MƒnLj Oh, and 870get.
(EÍE) Well, I guess this is it, Grandpa. I suppose Darkpa will create a "i@MƒnLjDarkpa" thread, and begin his thread saying something like "i@MƒnLjHello, children." Then I'll post on his thread, asking him questions from now on.
(EÍE) As for you, I suppose you can lounge around in your own thread until your heart finally stops beating.
(EÍE) Which I hope happens soon.
(☄EÍE)☄ No, in fact, I'll take care of it for you, old man.
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i@MƒnLjSee that, Junior? Under my teaching, you can easily defeat Grandpa just like I did.
i@MƒnLj ...but while we're on the subject: Don't think I'm going to change my own ways to suit your needs. There will be no "i@MƒnLjDarkpa" thread. You will attend my parties, and you will LIKE them.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Haha! Let me at 'em...
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Where are the nachos?!
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(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) You need to stop munching in front of my face, dad.
(EÍE) Grandpa, I had a talk with the executives. Well, my
agent did and he -we- felt that the current cast size of your threads are too large for our targeted demographic and we risk losing that prime advertising segment of white males between eighteen and thirty-five. Just how do you think this
affects our syndication points? Huh?
( LƒÖ`) I though we were aiming for girls between 8 and 14...
( LƒÖ`) Such dwindeling population won't get us enough revenue. We have to aim at a rising class... How about the Koreans?
< `ƒÖ'> I still keep watching.
(EÍE) I FUCUKING SAID NO MORE FUCKIGN CHARACTFERS YOU FUCKING FUCKSITCK
Ð *L°MÐ Did someone say more characters nya?
i@MƒnLjYes, Security Kitten I believe Junior just invited us all.
( M°L) Hey, my car just broke down. Mind if I stay a while? Thanks.
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