[Part 6] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 20:10

( LƒÖ`) Hello yet again, kids!

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 03:26

( LƒÖ`) Buy me some whores and drinks, of course!

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 03:26

( LƒÖ`) I'd pay my bills, and then drink some bourbon out on the porch, watching the sun set.

( LƒÖ`) Then I'd order a skin flick on payperview.

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 03:27

( LƒÖ`) And the whores thing too.

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 03:28

( ß -ß) oh i see.

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 03:30

(EÍE) That was a good 800get. Very smooth.

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 04:30

(EÍE) Why the hell is mittens asking the questions instead of me?

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 05:10

( LƒÖ`) She has more orifices than you.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 11:45

|ƒÖE™q Hmm...

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 11:46

( ß ƒŽß) My face was more convenient at the time!

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 13:04

(EÍE) Grandpa, when was the last time I asked a honest question?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 14:36

| ƒŽß™q Hmm..

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 15:05

( LƒÖ`) Probably not since the first Grandpa thread, sonny.

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 15:07

( LƒÖ(EÍE)?
Let me answer your question delicately, Junior...

( LƒÖ`) I don't know.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 16:20

(EÍE) Grandpa, what is my last name?

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 16:47

( LƒÖ`) I'll tell you if you tell mine first.

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 16:50

(EÍE) Grandpa Chyderm?

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 16:51

( LƒÖ`) Close, but no cigar.

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 16:52

(EÍE) Grandpa LeFace!

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 16:53

( LƒÖ`) Close, but no cigar.

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 16:58

(EÍE) Grandpa Ikari??

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 18:48

i L‚—MjHello yet again, kids!

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 21:02

( ' w`) I am the american Grandpa.

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 21:17

(EÍE) So... Yankpa?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 03:44

( LƒÖ`) Get out, gaijin. Go home.

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 15:51

(EÍE) What's so civil about war anyway?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 15:54

( LƒÖ`) Everything.

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 15:59

(EÍE) Everything...? Or... nothing?

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 16:13

( LƒÖ`) It's everything, boy. Don't contradict me.

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 16:37

(EÍE) Hail Grandpa!

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 16:40

(EÍE) why do so many Americans hate Grandpa?

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 16:48

( L_½M) We don't hate Grandpa. We just hate everything he stands for.

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 21:55

(L߃Öß`) brains...

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 22:08

( LƒÖ`) I don't think you'll find many here in DQN.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 22:44

(EÍE) Grandpa, why don't I have a brain?

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 23:10

( LƒÖ`) Because you're a Scare Crow

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 01:19

( LƒÖ`) Oh wait that's not why! Mittens took it a long time ago

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 02:35

i@ß -ßj Did not. It was clearly gone by the time I was introduced.

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 08:42

( LƒÖ`) Grandpa, why are you asking yourself?

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 08:50

( LƒÖ`) Because nobody else here is worth asking.

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 09:27

(EÍE) Grandpa, listen to them... Children of the Night! What music they make!

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 11:18

( LƒÖ`) Get those hippies out of my wheat fields!

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 11:19

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( ß ƒŽß) That's better!

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 14:33

(EÍE) What kind of retard would do something like that in public?

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 23:09

( LƒÖ`) Just take a look in the mirror, Junior.

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 23:52

(EÍE) Hey, Grandpa! >=3

846 Name: !pGt6/pVDLk : 1993-09-4789 08:31

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847 Name: !!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4789 09:31

i will take your 1000GET again lols

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4789 13:14

( LƒÖ`) Poor fool. >>847 doesn't know that 1000-san is DEAD.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4789 17:22

(EÍE) Grandpa, What is a throne? — a bit of wood gilded and covered in velvet. I am the state— I alone am here the representative of the people. Even if I had done wrong you should not have reproached me in public—people wash their dirty linen at home. France has more need of me than I of France.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4789 18:10

( LƒÖ`) Junior, Peru is a beggar seated on a throne of gold.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 15:34

(EÍE) Grandpa, where do pillbugs come from?

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 15:56

( LƒÖ`) They hatch out of eggs in your ear in the middle of the night, Junior.

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 16:31

( ß -ß) ....

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854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 17:33

( LƒÖ`) It's not midnight yet, moron.

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 19:11

(EÍE) Too late, she's gone.

(EÍE) My ear feels itchy.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 23:40

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857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 01:14

(EÍE) Do some pushups, Grandpa, and it'll go away.

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 01:36

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859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 03:03

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860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 15:44

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) That's it. You're going back in the nursing home, you old freak.

861 Name: !8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-4791 22:01

( ßOß) Grandpa! I'm pregnant, and Junior's the father!

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 23:29

(EÍE) But I'm only 7...

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 23:40

( ßOß) Liar! You said you were 20!

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4791 23:43

Is Junior really 20? Find out next time on

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865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 04:27

(EÍE) 7 inches, that is.

(EÍE) Thanks to your genes, Grandpa.

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 00:19

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) How come I never got 7 inches?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 00:44

( LƒÖ`) What, the first 10 weren't enough?

( LƒÖ`) Why's everybody so obsessed with wingwangs around here anyway?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 01:06

(;Í;) Because your titanic-sized cock makes me jealous, Grandpa...

(EÍE) But you're right! Let's talk about tits, and kneading them!

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 10:38

(EÍE) Grandpa, Alan Moore spoke to me in a dream. He told me to avenge him in Internet form and tell everyone who liked the movie V for Vendetta needs to shut up and read the original comic book first since the film was topical and overly simple clap-trap!

(EÍE) Should I lay off eating spicy food at night so I won't get such weird dreams?

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 10:48

( LƒÖ`) I though I hid that rock of crack...

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 22:17

i@MƒnLj We meet again, my old friend.

i@MƒnLj It has come to my attention that my dry humor and impeccable wit have brought my threads to the forefront of contemporary comedy, while ever since version 2.0 your threads have been a festering pit of infantilism, incoherency and tired gags older then you are. In view of this, I shall this one time extend a gracious offer to put you out of your misery.

i@MƒnLj Junior has not yet been tainted beyond hope by your essence of anti-funny. He shall enter my custody and be masterfully groomed as my successor, destined to send paroxysms of laughter throughout the entire intarweb. Now, merely sign here and it will be all over. You can finally rest.

i@MƒnLj Oh, and 870get.

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 22:47

( LƒÖ`) Okay, gimme a pen.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 23:14

(EÍE) Well, I guess this is it, Grandpa. I suppose Darkpa will create a "i@MƒnLjDarkpa" thread, and begin his thread saying something like "i@MƒnLjHello, children." Then I'll post on his thread, asking him questions from now on.

(EÍE) As for you, I suppose you can lounge around in your own thread until your heart finally stops beating.

(EÍE) Which I hope happens soon.

(☄EÍE)☄ No, in fact, I'll take care of it for you, old man.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 23:25

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875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 23:39

i@MƒnLj☄ Scratch.

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i@MƒnLjSee that, Junior? Under my teaching, you can easily defeat Grandpa just like I did.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 23:58

i@MƒnLj ...but while we're on the subject: Don't think I'm going to change my own ways to suit your needs. There will be no "i@MƒnLjDarkpa" thread. You will attend my parties, and you will LIKE them.

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:21

(EÍE) But your parties are so BORING! I HATE having to wear a tie!

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:23

( LƒÖ`) Go on with Darkpa, lad. It'll be allright.

(LƒÖ` ) I'm going to go get hammered.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:25

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) So ... about those nachos?

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 03:07

(LƒÖ` ) Gorge yourself on 'em for all I care.

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 07:20

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Haha! Let me at 'em...

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) ...

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Where are the nachos?!

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4795 02:19

(LƒÖ`( ) ...

(LƒÖ`( ) munch

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4795 06:23

(@¥ิƒÖƒ°;,. (LƒÖ`( ) mm

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 03:31

(@ƒ°;,. (LƒÖ`( ) munch

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 10:58

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) You need to stop munching in front of my face, dad.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 11:55

(EÍE) Grandpa, I had a talk with the executives. Well, my
agent did and he -we- felt that the current cast size of your threads are too large for our targeted demographic and we risk losing that prime advertising segment of white males between eighteen and thirty-five. Just how do you think this
affects our syndication points? Huh?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 12:26

( LƒÖ`) I though we were aiming for girls between 8 and 14...

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 14:20

( ß ƒŽß) We're also doing well in the stay-at-home moms demographic!

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 16:51

( LƒÖ`) Such dwindeling population won't get us enough revenue. We have to aim at a rising class... How about the Koreans?

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 21:58

< `ƒÖ'> I still keep watching.

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4796 23:38

(EÍE) I FUCUKING SAID NO MORE FUCKIGN CHARACTFERS YOU FUCKING FUCKSITCK

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 00:03

< ß ƒŽß> I love kimchi mittenida!

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 00:37

Ð *L°MÐ Did someone say more characters nya?

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 00:39

i@MƒnLjYes, Security Kitten I believe Junior just invited us all.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 00:41

( M°L) Hey, my car just broke down. Mind if I stay a while? Thanks.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 01:19

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897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 01:23

(`)(L) Is this a party? Can I join in?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 01:23

i ÒƒÖÒj Hello, I'm Blindpa!

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 01:53

_(^o^)^ Welcome!

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4797 02:01

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