( ´ω`) Hello yet again, kids!
( ´ω`) Junior, Peru is a beggar seated on a throne of gold.
(・∀・) Grandpa, where do pillbugs come from?
( ´ω`) They hatch out of eggs in your ear in the middle of the night, Junior.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
(ﾟO ﾟ ) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( ´ω`) It's not midnight yet, moron.
(・∀・) Too late, she's gone.
(・∀・) My ear feels itchy.
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(・∀・) Do some pushups, Grandpa, and it'll go away.
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( ･ิω･ิ) That's it. You're going back in the nursing home, you old freak.
( ﾟOﾟ) Grandpa! I'm pregnant, and Junior's the father!
(・∀・) But I'm only 7...
( ﾟOﾟ) Liar! You said you were 20!
Is Junior really 20? Find out next time on
GRANDPA'S BU-N PENIS
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(・∀・) 7 inches, that is.
(・∀・) Thanks to your genes, Grandpa.
( ･ิω･ิ) How come I never got 7 inches?
(;∀;) Because your titanic-sized cock makes me jealous, Grandpa...
(・∀・) But you're right! Let's talk about tits, and kneading them!
(・∀・) Grandpa, Alan Moore spoke to me in a dream. He told me to avenge him in Internet form and tell everyone who liked the movie V for Vendetta needs to shut up and read the original comic book first since the film was topical and overly simple clap-trap!
(・∀・) Should I lay off eating spicy food at night so I won't get such weird dreams?
( ´ω`) I though I hid that rock of crack...
（ ｀ハ´） We meet again, my old friend.
（ ｀ハ´） It has come to my attention that my dry humor and impeccable wit have brought my threads to the forefront of contemporary comedy, while ever since version 2.0 your threads have been a festering pit of infantilism, incoherency and tired gags older then you are. In view of this, I shall this one time extend a gracious offer to put you out of your misery.
（ ｀ハ´） Junior has not yet been tainted beyond hope by your essence of anti-funny. He shall enter my custody and be masterfully groomed as my successor, destined to send paroxysms of laughter throughout the entire intarweb. Now, merely sign here and it will be all over. You can finally rest.
（ ｀ハ´） Oh, and 870get.
(・∀・) Well, I guess this is it, Grandpa. I suppose Darkpa will create a "（ ｀ハ´）Darkpa" thread, and begin his thread saying something like "（ ｀ハ´）Hello, children." Then I'll post on his thread, asking him questions from now on.
(・∀・) As for you, I suppose you can lounge around in your own thread until your heart finally stops beating.
(・∀・) Which I hope happens soon.
(☄・∀・)☄ No, in fact, I'll take care of it for you, old man.
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(☄☄☄☄´ω`)☄☄☄☄ I'd like to see you try, Junior.
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（ ｀ハ´）☄ Scratch.
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☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄☄
(☄☄☄☄ ﾒω`)☄☄☄☄ Ouch.
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（ ｀ハ´）See that, Junior? Under my teaching, you can easily defeat Grandpa just like I did.
（ ｀ハ´） ...but while we're on the subject: Don't think I'm going to change my own ways to suit your needs. There will be no "（ ｀ハ´）Darkpa" thread. You will attend my parties, and you will LIKE them.
( ･ิω･ิ) Haha! Let me at 'em...
( ･ิω･ิ) ...
( ･ิω･ิ) Where are the nachos?!
(´ω`( ) ...
(´ω`( ) munch
( Σ;,. (´ω`( ) munch
( ･ิω･ิ) You need to stop munching in front of my face, dad.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I had a talk with the executives. Well, my
agent did and he -we- felt that the current cast size of your threads are too large for our targeted demographic and we risk losing that prime advertising segment of white males between eighteen and thirty-five. Just how do you think this
affects our syndication points? Huh?
( ´ω`) I though we were aiming for girls between 8 and 14...
( ´ω`) Such dwindeling population won't get us enough revenue. We have to aim at a rising class... How about the Koreans?
< `ω'> I still keep watching.
(・∀・) I FUCUKING SAID NO MORE FUCKIGN CHARACTFERS YOU FUCKING FUCKSITCK
ﾐ *´ｰ｀ﾐ Did someone say more characters nya?
（ ｀ハ´）Yes, Security Kitten I believe Junior just invited us all.
( ｀ｰ´) Hey, my car just broke down. Mind if I stay a while? Thanks.
＼(^o^)／ Welcome!
Grandpa had better be sure to catch the noodles at the bottom!
Okay here we gooooo!
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（ ∬ω∬）Hello, I'm Soumenpa.
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( =0=) ...Meanwhile... |・＿・|
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Now, let us take a look at the lives of those who were unable to survive in the dog-eat-dog world of Grandpa...
( ´・__・) Through all the trials and tribulations, we have once again been forgotten.
（ ´∀｀）Why has fate led us onto such a cruel path?
（*ﾟーﾟ）This is getting pretty deep!
(´^ิ౪＾ิ) DuRR
（。・_・）...
( ' =_=) mmmm.
((/ デ.ㄟ) Through all the trials and tri...
J( 'ｰ`)し You're just copying the first guy.
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...woo...
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
（ ＾∀＾）But really, this... sucks.
( °3°) Why weren't we able to become true "Grandpa" characters?
(☄◣д◢)☄ Frankpa and Mercpa were only around for like a week! That's fucked up.
ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ｀｡) You're a lot more fucked up.
(☄◢д◣)☄ Not funny, man...
( ⌒-⌒) Even Clonepa pulled it off.
（ *ﾟ';;ｗﾟ'） And for that matter, who the hell is Blindpa?!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Yeah, seri--
(ﾟ∀ﾟ ) s-s-s-ser-serio-s-s
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) s-s-s-s-s-ser-s-s-s-s-s-seri-s
( ´_⊃｀) Okay, that's enough. Into the van, rejects.
(｀μ´) Wait! Can I interest you in some pamphlets?
(`Д´) I never got my ice cream!
щ(`Д´щ) WHY am I not on the list?? WHY??
( ´ω`) Just iss on Clonepa there, he won't mind.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Okay, I'll bite. Grandpa, where's the 'p'?
( ´ω`)⊃p It's my walking cane, I need it.
（ `ー'） chuckle You think you can get away by forgetting me? And who is this Louie retard?
[Part 7] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Shit sux]
b material will be banned on sight.
( ´ω`) This is the last Grandpa thread
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your Rock 'n Roll fantasy? What is your Rock 'n Roll dream?
( ･ิm･ิ) I don't think anyone knows this, but I've been writing Grandpa's material since 1977.
( ⌒-⌒) Grandpa, I'm pretty sure Rock 'n Roll is dead.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, when I'm your age, do you think I'll have a "Junior" who is just as inquistive as I am?
( ´ω`) I just want to say, Jr., that I'm really really fed up with you, your jokes, silliness, and complete nonsense. I disown you, and your father. You destroyed what could have been considered Legendary, and reduced it to a pile of idiotisms. I hate you! You are a pig. Now get out before I call the cops.
(ＴДＴ)おじさんのバカっ！
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Ah HA!
( ・ω・) Curses, foiled again.
('A` ) This Grandpa thread is almost over...
( ・ω・) Shut up and finish my thread already.
(・∀・) Clonepa, nobody even bothers to correct your silly ways anymore.
( ´ω`) I think I'm starting to master senility.
( ⌒-⌒) So have you learned to cope with it or have you literally mastered senility, granting you the ability to forget anything at any time?
( `ω´) What was that?!
( `ω´) Who are you!? Get the hell out of my thread!!
( ⌒-⌒) Neither, then. Oh well.
(・∀・) Grand pa!
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Ah HA!
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ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ Get out and take your recursiveness with you!
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ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ Wait, what the hell? Ow!
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( ・∀・) TIME WARP!!!!!
( ・∀・) It's just a jump to the left
( ⌒-⌒) I feel like I'm in a bad sci-fi comedy film.
(・∀・) Why, Mr. Grandpa? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Grandpa. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Grandpa. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Grandpa? Why? Why do you persist?
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◯（ ´ω` ）◯ ＜ This is my thread! MY THREAD!!!!!
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(・∀・) Whoa.
( ⌒-⌒) I am Kindness-san. I created this place. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
(・∀・) Liar. Squeeks created this place.
( ⌒-⌒) Sorry, but I got caught up in the theme.