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( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ά-ά) Grandpa, what was life like before books?
(EΝE) Grandpa, remember life before ( ά-ά) ?
( LΦ`) I'm boycotting this thread. I'm too old and tired to do it anymore.
( LΦ`) Wake me up after the next one get started.
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(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before the Day of Lavos?
( LΦ`) It was all high-tech and happy and stuff.
( LΦ`) Did you know that there's a .zst save for ZSnes that lets you walk around on the 1999 map? Kinda neat, but also pointless.
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(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before Grandpa?
(EΝE) Grandpa, you are a robot.
( LΦ`) Am not
(EΝE) Artoo!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Whoo! A new thread with a fresh batch of nachos!
( ά-ά) That pun was terrible, Junior.
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(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, what're your favorite threads on DQN?
(EΝE) I like the "May I take your order please?" thread, it's refreshingly funny!
( LΦ`) I allowed you to get the better of me that time, old friend, since you've been infected by the the dreaded Text Art Formatting virus and have only a few days left to live.
( ά-ά) Grandpa, what is love?
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(EΝE) Part 8 being up just makes it more obvious that this isn't working anymore, Grandpa.
( LΦ`) Kid, the jokes are only as good as the setup lines, and that's your department.
(EΝE) Anyway, I was walking to the b-ball court today, and someone offered me drugs! What should I do?!
( LΦ`) You're goin' to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
(EΝE) I whistled for a cab, the licensplate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
(EΝE) ...I'm not riding in this piece of shit.
(EΝE) So, using Grandpa's credit card, I rented a limo and some beautiful "escorts"...
( LΦ`) Just as well, I borrowed that card from your dad.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) You basta-
( LΦ`) Not you, the worthless one.
( E[E) Hey!
(EΝE) How many dad's do I have again?
( ά-ά) Enough to concern Social services.
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(xΝxjWow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(xΝxjDo you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?
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( ά-ά) Is it just me or do I hear the fabric of time and space unravelling?
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( ά-ά) Hello, Bu-n. What brings you here?
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(EΝE) Grandpa do you bring CHAOS?
i@OΦOjI used to, but a KNIGHT of justice really CHILLED me out
(EΝE) I said "Grandpa," not "Bu-n."
( LΦ`) Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine earlier...
( LΦ`) Wait, did I see a tiger a while ago, or was that the pills again?
( ά-ά) Maybe if you deny his existance, he'll come back.
( LΦ`) I distinctly remember asking you to leave, fathead.
( ά-ά) Aw, c'mon, grandpa. Leave it on the last thread. Let's be friends.
i@OΦOj Fine! If you guys are gonna ignore me, I'll be with my starving wife and children, telling them about Junior being edible!
i@OΦOj Oh, and can I have some shoes?
(EΝE) Shoes? You don't need shoes while flying, do you?
( LΦ`) Go barefoot. Back in my days, being barefoot was commonplace...
(EΝE) How old ARE you, grandpa?
( LΦ`) I've been in love ten thousand times
( LΦ`) All I gotta do
( LΦ`) Is remember my lines.
(EΝE) old enough to still be into ZZTop, I guess.
((/f[g) Woo! I may have found love!
((/f[g) But she demanded I get a different haircut. Now I'm not so sure any more.. Grandpa, do you think I look good in this?
( LΦ`) You never looked good in anything.
( LΦ`) Ever.
( LΦ`) I, on the other hand, look good in anything.
((/fog) Woe is me! I have miserably failed cutcut I can't even look good in the latest and trendiest haircut on MySpace. Maybe I should end it all now...
((/f[g) But.. Maybe there is hope.. Grandpa, how do you do it? What do you do to look so dashing and suave without the slightest bit of eyeliner? A feat which I used to think was impossible, but now obviously is not. Teach me, oh Sensei!
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE)½/ You want this large needle, trust me. Jab it into your eye.
( ???) Woohoo! Emobashing! BEWARE FURFAGS, YOU'RE NEXT!
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( EΝE)½-->( ½???)½ OW!
( EΝE)½/ Go away, you.
( ά-ά) So, grandpa, how do you do it? I want to look good in anything too!
( LΦ`) I only pass my styling techniques on to the newer generation. Junior will learn all about it; the rest of you can head over to /love & romance/.
( άΦά) Will do!
(EΝE) Grandpa, where exactly did the word "shampoo" come from? "Sham" means something that's false or a rip-off while "poo," well, we both know what "poo" means. So I'm putting fake poo in my hair? If so, why is it blue?
( LΦ`) Funny. My shampoo has a poo color.
( ά-ά) It comes from Hindi "champo", to squeek.
( ά-ά) By the way, did you notice my etymological superiority just now? Boy, I sure am awesome in so many ways...
( LΦ`) Well la dee dah. Start your own thread, fathead.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what kind of shoes do you wear?
( LΦ`) Keds. No substitute for perfection, kiddo.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how young are you?
( LΦ`) Considerably younger than eternity, my boy.
(EΝE) Wow... that blew my mind.
(EΝE) Grandpa, did you get K-Fed's album?
( LΦ`) K-Fed doesn't have the statistical density to keep me interested, so no.
(EΝE) Grandpa, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
( LΦ`) K-Fed.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you evade questions about evil?
( LΦ`) Oh, my. Look at the time.
(LΦ` ) I'm going to the bar. Leave the light on when you go to bed, Junior.
(EΝE) Whatever, you old fuck.
( `ΦL) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
(EΝE) Um, I said, "What? Ham over some duck?" Because, you know, I've been hungering for some duck lately... ham covered duck.
(LΦ` ) Duck cordon bleu, eh? I remember having that once when I was serving overseas in Paris... There was this little outdoor cafe that we would....
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(EΝE) Grandpa i just got arrested in this game for pulling up floor tiles with a crowbar so that it formed a swastika
( LΦ`) If you get arrested in the game, you get arrested for real
(EΝE) Grandpa, the new volume of Cromartie High School came out today. Sigh, I wish I was bad ass deliquent and be all cool and tough.
( LΦ`) You know, I was kind of hoping that you would just stop posting, Junior. It's always 100GET that compels me to see these threads through to the end.
(EΝE) Grandpa, It was me who did the buun video.
Όρρρ( LΦ`)ρρρ½ And I masturbated to it, Junior! BU----N
(EΝE) Grandpa, any weight lost tips you could share? I've been eating a lot of Cape Cod potato chips from the local convience store lately. I'm getting a little doughy.
( LΦ`) You masturbate to get the fart out.
( LΦ`) ...I meant to say fat.
(EΝE) ( LΦ` ) Happy new year! Arigatou gozaimashita!
°>(@ίnί) ... don't mind me ...
( LΦ`) Junior, dive in thar an' GIT DAT CATFISH!
(EΝE) Right away Paw!!
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