[Part 7] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:22

( ???) 1000GET!

( LƒΦ`) ...
( LƒΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:25

( ά-ά) Grandpa, what was life like before books?

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:31

(EΝE) Grandpa, remember life before ( ά-ά) ?

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:32

( LƒΦ`) I'm boycotting this thread. I'm too old and tired to do it anymore.
( LƒΦ`) Wake me up after the next one get started.
( LƒΦ`) ...
( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzzzz

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:39

(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before the Day of Lavos?

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:18

( LƒΦ`) It was all high-tech and happy and stuff.

( LƒΦ`) Did you know that there's a .zst save for ZSnes that lets you walk around on the 1999 map? Kinda neat, but also pointless.

( LƒΦ`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:23

(EΝE) Grandpa what was life like before Grandpa?

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, you are a robot.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 19:43

( LƒΦ`) Am not

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:21

(EΝE) Artoo!

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:24

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Whoo! A new thread with a fresh batch of nachos!

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( ά-ά) That pun was terrible, Junior.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 22:01

>>4
(EΝE) Wake up! The next one's here!

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 23:12

>>12
( LƒΦ`) Not as terrible as you being here. GTFO

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 23:55

@@@Θ́ΘΝ
@@@(Ζƒj@Ζ!@Hey grandpa...
@@@iЁEΝEj@ BELIEVE IT!
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16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 02:21

(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, what're your favorite threads on DQN?

(EΝE) I like the "May I take your order please?" thread, it's refreshingly funny!

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 04:41

i@MƒnLj! The old fool is off guard!
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@@@ _@@@ @ΘQΘ@@@
@@ _@@@ όi@MƒnLjό ƒ Darkpa kick!!
@@@@@_@ _@@@ ^@@
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@( LƒΦ`) Yow.
i@MƒnLj Ah, the first attack of the new thread; what a glorious feeling.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 06:39

( LƒΦ`) I allowed you to get the better of me that time, old friend, since you've been infected by the the dreaded Text Art Formatting virus and have only a few days left to live.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:18

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|L₯ƒΦ₯) I'm afraid I have bad news grandpa, you have terminal linguitis
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20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:22

( ά-ά) Grandpa, what is love?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:28

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 16:41

<tik tik tik tik

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 16:42

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24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 17:25

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 20:25

( LƒΦ`) zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 20:37

(EΝE) Part 8 being up just makes it more obvious that this isn't working anymore, Grandpa.

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 02:22

( LƒΦ`) Kid, the jokes are only as good as the setup lines, and that's your department.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 04:17

(EΝE) Anyway, I was walking to the b-ball court today, and someone offered me drugs! What should I do?!

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 04:40

( LƒΦ`) You're goin' to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 06:35

(EΝE) I whistled for a cab, the licensplate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.

(EΝE) ...I'm not riding in this piece of shit.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 07:44

(EΝE) So, using Grandpa's credit card, I rented a limo and some beautiful "escorts"...

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 07:51

( LƒΦ`) Just as well, I borrowed that card from your dad.

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) You basta-

( LƒΦ`) Not you, the worthless one.

( E[E) Hey!

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 12:02

(EΝE) How many dad's do I have again?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 12:39

( ά-ά) Enough to concern Social services.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 13:15

@@@@-@ΘQΘ @Comin' through!
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@@@@-i@‚Β„Ά‚ΒΘ Θ
@@ -ί/@ / //™(xΝxj@ow!
@ -ίi_Qj/ j˜¦‚Βƒm‚Β
@@ - ()Pjj‚΅@‚Β

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:04

(xΝxjWow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(xΝxjDo you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:16

@@ΘQΘ
@ i LƒΦ` j I am a vacuum-cleaner robot, son.
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38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:35

(xΝxjWow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(xΝxjDo you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 17:39

(@OƒΦO) NO WAI

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 18:22

( ά-ά) Is it just me or do I hear the fabric of time and space unravelling?

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 18:27

| Θ
|L₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Junior, I have some bad news. You have terminal copypastaitis.
|.@V@Κ
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42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 19:04

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ HAY GUYS!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 19:16

( ά-ά) Hello, Bu-n. What brings you here?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 21:25

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@@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½
@@@@@@@@|@@@ / @@@@@@I am here for the child! BU-N
@@@@ @@@ i@Rƒm
@@@@@@@@ ƒm>ƒm@
@@@@ ŽO@@ƒŒƒŒ

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 02:32

(EΝE) Grandpa do you bring CHAOS?

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 02:42

i@OƒΦOjI used to, but a KNIGHT of justice really CHILLED me out

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 02:55

(EΝE) I said "Grandpa," not "Bu-n."

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 03:08

( LƒΦ`) Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine earlier...

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 14:26

( LƒΦ`) Wait, did I see a tiger a while ago, or was that the pills again?

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 15:17

( ά-ά) Maybe if you deny his existance, he'll come back.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4807 22:37

( LƒΦ`) I distinctly remember asking you to leave, fathead.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 00:22

( ά-ά) Aw, c'mon, grandpa. Leave it on the last thread. Let's be friends.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 04:11

i@OƒΦOj Fine! If you guys are gonna ignore me, I'll be with my starving wife and children, telling them about Junior being edible!

i@OƒΦOj Oh, and can I have some shoes?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 04:59

(EΝE) Shoes? You don't need shoes while flying, do you?

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 16:18

( LƒΦ`) Go barefoot. Back in my days, being barefoot was commonplace...
(EΝE) How old ARE you, grandpa?

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 17:24

( LƒΦ`) I've been in love ten thousand times
( LƒΦ`) All I gotta do
( LƒΦ`) Is remember my lines.

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 17:50

(EΝE) old enough to still be into ZZTop, I guess.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 18:33

((/ƒf[ƒg) Woo! I may have found love!

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 18:35

((/ƒf[ƒg) But she demanded I get a different haircut. Now I'm not so sure any more.. Grandpa, do you think I look good in this?

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 19:55

( LƒΦ`) You never looked good in anything.

( LƒΦ`) Ever.

( LƒΦ`) I, on the other hand, look good in anything.

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 21:50

((/ƒfoƒg) Woe is me! I have miserably failed cutcut I can't even look good in the latest and trendiest haircut on MySpace. Maybe I should end it all now...

((/ƒf[ƒg) But.. Maybe there is hope.. Grandpa, how do you do it? What do you do to look so dashing and suave without the slightest bit of eyeliner? A feat which I used to think was impossible, but now obviously is not. Teach me, oh Sensei!

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 21:59

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE)½/ You want this large needle, trust me. Jab it into your eye.

( ???) Woohoo! Emobashing! BEWARE FURFAGS, YOU'RE NEXT!

(EΝE)½| ...

( EΝE)½-->( ½???)½ OW!

( EΝE)½/ Go away, you.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4808 22:01

( ά-ά) So, grandpa, how do you do it? I want to look good in anything too!

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 05:38

( LƒΦ`) I only pass my styling techniques on to the newer generation. Junior will learn all about it; the rest of you can head over to /love & romance/.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 15:29

( άƒΦά) Will do!

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 20:20

(EΝE) Grandpa, where exactly did the word "shampoo" come from? "Sham" means something that's false or a rip-off while "poo," well, we both know what "poo" means. So I'm putting fake poo in my hair? If so, why is it blue?

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 20:39

( LƒΦ`) Funny. My shampoo has a poo color.

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:26

( ά-ά) It comes from Hindi "champo", to squeek.

( ά-ά) By the way, did you notice my etymological superiority just now? Boy, I sure am awesome in so many ways...

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 22:19

( LƒΦ`) Well la dee dah. Start your own thread, fathead.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 22:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, what kind of shoes do you wear?

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 23:01

( LƒΦ`) Keds. No substitute for perfection, kiddo.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 01:27

(EΝE) Grandpa, how young are you?

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 05:46

( LƒΦ`) Considerably younger than eternity, my boy.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 23:12

(EΝE) Wow... that blew my mind.

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 23:37

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you get K-Fed's album?

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 23:58

( LƒΦ`) K-Fed doesn't have the statistical density to keep me interested, so no.

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 00:45

(EΝE) Grandpa, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 01:25

( LƒΦ`) K-Fed.

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 02:52

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you evade questions about evil?

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 03:37

( LƒΦ`) Oh, my. Look at the time.

(LƒΦ` ) I'm going to the bar. Leave the light on when you go to bed, Junior.

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 06:45

(EΝE) Whatever, you old fuck.

( `ƒΦL) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 17:43

(EΝE) Um, I said, "What? Ham over some duck?" Because, you know, I've been hungering for some duck lately... ham covered duck.

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 19:27

(LƒΦ` ) Duck cordon bleu, eh? I remember having that once when I was serving overseas in Paris... There was this little outdoor cafe that we would....
(LƒΦ` ) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 20:13

(EΝE) Grandpa i just got arrested in this game for pulling up floor tiles with a crowbar so that it formed a swastika

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 20:53

( LƒΦ`) If you get arrested in the game, you get arrested for real

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 21:08


(EΝE) Look what i made for you, gramps!
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r242/HooleyMcCoolster/untitled.jpg

(EΝE)30 seconds later security came around and beat me senseless.

(EΝE) The link is http://games.byond.com/hub/Exadv1/SpaceStation13
if anyone is interested

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 19:16

(EΝE) Grandpa, the new volume of Cromartie High School came out today. Sigh, I wish I was bad ass deliquent and be all cool and tough.

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 19:53

( LƒΦ`) You know, I was kind of hoping that you would just stop posting, Junior. It's always 100GET that compels me to see these threads through to the end.

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 21:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, It was me who did the buun video.

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 06:39

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ( LƒΦ`)“ρ“ρ“ρ½ And I masturbated to it, Junior! BU----N

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 17:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, any weight lost tips you could share? I've been eating a lot of Cape Cod potato chips from the local convience store lately. I'm getting a little doughy.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 19:59

( LƒΦ`) You masturbate to get the fart out.

( LƒΦ`) ...I meant to say fat.

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4813 21:40

(EΝE) ( LƒΦ` ) Happy new year! Arigatou gozaimashita!

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 01:41

ƒ°>(@ίƒnί) ... don't mind me ...

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 03:28

( LƒΦ`) Junior, dive in thar an' GIT DAT CATFISH!

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 03:55

(EΝE) Right away Paw!!

-splash-

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 06:57

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98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 09:26

( ???) hahaha 100get!!

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 09:30

(ƒm K„DK)ƒm ==== „³„ͺ„ͺ„³
Only one more to go until 100get! I'm so angry that I came too early, I have to throw this table.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4814 09:45

>>99
(L₯ƒΦ₯`) You missed 100get? Nyoro~n

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