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( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( E-Ej=Β @)) -ί) Ow! Owwwww!
( E-EjThe passage is prepared.
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( EΝE) Grandpa, you have the superior shitmitten
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(;EΝE';;) too much farting...can't breathe..
( EΦE) Perhaps you meant to say "I think I'm going to nuke"...?
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( EΝE) Grandpa, why is my skin glowing bright green?
( LΦ`) You've turned radioactive.
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( ί ί) Junior's in Phase II!
i MnLj Just passing by...
i½ά*άΌ) < PHHHHHT! PRRRTH!
iMnL j That is all.
( E-EjHoly crap, is that Unit 4?!?...
( E-Ej No, it's much too thin and and well-spoken to be Unit 4. Hahahahahahaha.
( EΦE) grandpa, what's that annoying noise playing in the background of DQN?
( ί ί) Candy Mountain, Charlie!
( EΝE) Test! Test! Test!
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( LΦ`) Okay, let's try and get back on track here. Ask me a question, any question.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why can't you keep this thread on track?
( EΝE) is this HTML?
&hearts
( LΦ`) I can't keep this thread on track because you keep posting stupid things.
( LΦ`) That wasn't a question.
( EΝE) What is your favorite number grandpa?
( LΦ`) 9000, anything more is just to much metal for one hand.
( EΝE) Have you ever won the lottery?
( LΦ`) What?
( EΝE) I guess you haven't.
( LΦ`) Yeah.
( EΝE) Are you just pretending to listen to my questions?
( LΦ`) No, I'm not cold.
Do you desire some hot air to keep you warm?
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( EΝE) Don't you have a happy things thread to post in, Mit?
( ί ί) Oh hey you're right!
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( EΝE) Jood job turning off WakabaMark there, Grandpa.
( LΦ`) Password incorrect.
( EΝE) Password recorrection
( LΦ`) Spammers are not welcome here.
(EΝE) Are spammers welcome anywhere, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) becauseitswinter.com
(EΝE) Where do we go when we get bumped off the front page?
( LΦ`) Let's hope we never find out, Junior. Let's hope we never find out.
(EΝE) I wanna find out. I wanna go sing and dance like that other guy.
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(EΝE) Grandpa! The basement's full of Clonepas! HELP!
( LΦ`) More food for the dogs, I guess.
(EΝE) ...the dogs?
(LΦ`) Son, every time Clonepa shows up and poops all over this thread, it's been a different Clonepa. I try to keep them all asleep until the dogs are hungry, but some of them wake up now and then and get loose.
(EΝE) Just a minute ago you had no idea why they were here, and were saying something about dogs...
(EΝE) Unless... there's more that one Grandpa, too?!
(EΝE) ... hungry dogs?
( LΦ`) You seem confused, Junior.
( ₯Φ₯) Hi everybody. Is anything cool going on up here?
( ₯Φ₯) Hi everybody. Is anything coo-
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(₯Φ₯ ) Guess I'm a bit early. I'll come back later.
( LΦ`) Peace and quiet.
( ₯Φ₯) I'm still here, you kn-
( LΦ`) Peace and quiet.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) 666get. Also, I need one of the Clonepas for a horrific experiment.
(EΝE) Grandpa, can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
( `ΦL) I SAID PEACE AND QUIET
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( ₯Φ₯) Go, Junior, go!
( LΦ`) Junior, it's still September 1993
( LΦ`) So tonight I'm gonna party like it's nineteen-ninety-three.
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Mittens, I've been meaning to tell you
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...Mittens, I think I have a crush on you!
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( ₯Φ₯) I'm telling your fiancee.
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( ₯Φ₯) Why is my threat being ignored for some stupid combo?
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I still have a crush on you ... your farts are cute!^^
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( ί ί ) My spidersense is tingling, something about surprise buttsechs if I fart in the wrong direction.
(@EΝE)Β Hey, what's that over there?
i ί ίj...MITTENS! Hundreds of pairs!
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(EΝE) What do I do now, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) Go get me a beer.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) And some nachos!
(EΝE) Grandpa, don't you ever just want to GET UP, DANCE AND SING!??
(EΝE) HALLEUJAH GRANDPA, LET'S GOOOOO
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( LΦ`) Not you again.
( ???) Don't worry, now that I've claimed 700GET I'll leave in peace!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I think you fail there buddy...
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) ...among other things.
( LΦ`) At times like this, I wish Janey got herself clean and come to visit.
( ά-ά) Heheheheheh. Watch this!
( ά-ά) I'm going to stick it to Grandpa...
( ά-ά) By taking 700GET!!!