( ???) 1000GET!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ´ω`) As if I care about such petty things.
( ´ω`) .... bastard.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if we were made into an anime, who would be our voice actors?
(・∀・) I think Norio Wakamoto would be perfect for your voice, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) I guess you would be played by some jap chick.
( ･ิω･ิ) I totally got played by some ... never mind.
705 get
( ´ω`) .... bastard.
(・∀・) You called for me?
( ´ω`) Ah, I remember your mom with great fondness. The greatest slut that ever opened her legs to the whole world.
(・∀・) I never met my mom...
( ･ิω･ิ) That's my wife you're talking about!
( ･ิω･ิ) She was an amazing slut. So talented, and so competitively priced...
(・∀・) A Park Avenue hooker?
( ´ω`) .... bastard.
(・∀・) ... motherfucker.
( ･ิω･ิ) So kid, where are the damned nachos?
( ´ω`) And my beer? What about my beer?
(・∀・) Pimp my ride and I'll go, sugar daddies
( ´ω`) I'm not a fucking sugar daddy. I can't have sugar anymore, Junior, because it gave me DIABEETUS.
(・∀・) Calm down, Grandpa... I was joking.
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(・∀・)つ Can I poke your stomach?
( ´ω`) You know I had it amputated 3 years ago...
( ´ω`) So go ahead, I don't care.
( ´ω`) ( ・∀・)つ( ｘ ) So fun!
( ´_ゝ｀)ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ
( ´_ゝ｀)ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ
('A`)ｳ〜ﾝｳ〜ﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝｳ〜ﾝｳ〜ﾝﾝ･ﾝ･ﾝ
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(・∀・)ﾗｳﾞｨ!!
(ﾟ３ﾟ)ﾋﾟ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾘﾚﾘ〜
( ´_ゝ｀)(ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ）
(ﾟ３ﾟ)ﾋﾟ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾚﾙﾗﾛ〜
( ´_ゝ｀)（ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ）
('A`)ｳ〜ﾝｳ〜ﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝｳ〜ﾝｳ〜ﾝﾝ･ﾝ･ﾝ
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(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾗｳﾞｨ!!
( ´ω`) Looks like the universal translator's on the fritz again.
（ ｀ハ´） garbfrabble wim bisplag feeboobahboo ia ia spoobnumby wim choo?
(・∀・) say what?
( ´ω`) Relax, Junior. He's just speaking in his native chinese.
(・∀・) I'm pretty sure "spoobnumby" isn't a chinese word, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) back in my day we didnt have spoobnumby. And we had to walk 15 miles in the snow with no shoes on just so I could purchase some spoobnumby.... ah the old days
(・∀・) Are you thinking of snowbunnies?
（ ｀ハ´） argfond erwombie vilum burr? Bimwap, etgwa wim yoob spoobnumby wim gark.
(・∀・) ... stop talking.
(・∀・) Say it don't spit it, Beardy.
（ ｀ハ´） 灵活镇嘎频道并改动隆冬龙别呢士兵罗或带瞅瞅赫尔东海！利他力保斯塔的！
（ ｀ハ´） fram kib wim imizbody hip deep in the septic tank, and you really ought to call the authorities about it, good sirs.
<丶｀ω´> Will you quiet down in there? I'm trying to sleep! nida
( ・ω・<丶｀ω´> unf, unf, unf.
( ・ω・) I need a smoke after sleeping with that guy.
( ・-・）Global translator is broken virus = very yes.
( ´ω`) Young people and their language...
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your favorite Japanese animation opening theme?
( ´ω`) Ghost in the Shell, season 1. Russian sounds so dirty
(・∀・)Grandpa, what do you think of the Mona font?
( ´ω`) It looks terrible italicized.
(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?
( ´ω`) you (us) are the reason I like fire!! Young whippersnapper
( ・-・）Why do you treat me like a baby?
( ´ω`) Are you saying you aren't a baby? You sure look like one.
( ・-・）Grandpa, I detect you haven't had yourmedispoobnumby zovvov micksa lit.
( ´ω`) We already did that gag, babyface.
( ・-・）Oh yeah? here's another old gag! 750GET!
( ´ω`) And we did that gag at least six times already.
(・∀・) Lets masturbate
(・∀・) I don't know. Grandpa, what do I wish to masturbate to today?
( ´ω`) To getting unf-unf'ed by Clonepa
( *・ωﾒ) Hey, I'm back from Iraq! Who wants to see my new scars?
(・∀・) Mercpa's back!
( ´ω`) ...why.
( ^-^)_旦 Your beer, Grandpa.
( *・ωﾒ)つ ♥ See this, Junior? I pulled it out of a Sunni extremist's chest and showed it to him before he died! Cool, huh?
( ´ω`)旦 Thank you, dear.
( ^-^)
( -__-) hai!
( ^-^)
( *・ωﾒ) Can I have some beer?
( ´ω`)旦 Go help yourself. It's on the fridge.
( *・ωﾒ)つ☢ I don't think this is beer...
( *・ωﾒ) Wait a minute! Is Grandpa really the Grandba'athist?
(・∀・)つ☢ That's mine! It's for school.
( ・ωﾒ)⊃､Д,)⊃ `☢ KO!
( *・ωﾒ) Damn those DQNists! They scarred me for life.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how is babby formed?
( ´ω`) Well first, you need ten dollars.
(・ω・) At least that's what my wife charged.
(・ω・) ...
(・ω・) Bless her.
( ´ω`) Who in their right mind would marry you?
(・∀・) Grandpa, I started a new company. http://www.dqn.vn/
( ´ω`) This is a no-click zone, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, does taking a country off the gold standard truly make it a more competitive member of the world market, or is it a underappreciated plot of The Illuminati that brings us one step closer to an unified world government ruled by a chosen and secretive few in their ranks?
( ´ω`) Yes, because Platinum credits cards shows you got better standards.
<ヽ｀∀´> Why is there not the Corean in this thread? It is the discriminate nida!
( ´ω`) Because you run away as soon as Clonepa tries to hump you.
(・ω<ヽ｀∀´> unf unf unf!
(・∀・) That's humping? That looks like Nida saying 'unf unf unf' and obscuring part of what seems to be clonepa's head
( ´ω`) It's a beautiful thing, Junior.
( ???) 777GEEEEEEEEEET!
(??? ) With that, I shall be on my way.
( ´ω`) You're two hours late son.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are people so particular about which video game system they buy?
( ´ω`) I don't keep up with gadgets these days. You kids, always playing your "video games", back in my day there was only "Pong", but you were a nerd if you had that and people laughed at you.
(・∀・) Pong? Did you conceive my dad when you were 15, grandpa?
(・∀・) GFLAGBLEHBUFABADALA!!
( ´ω`) Sonny, shut up for a second. I have to tell you something very, very saddening...hell, I'm really not taking it well at now right now...
(・∀・) What could possibly upset an old fart like you this much?
( ´ω`) Anna Nicole Smith died. tears
(・∀・) ...So?
( `ω´) SO?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO!??! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW HOT SHE IS!?!? KIDS NOWADAYS!! Why, back in the day, Anne and I were doing it like rabbits day and night.
(・∀・) So...she's an old hag with a loose cunt?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) She was your grandmother.
( ´ω`) Oh, and she was your great-grandmother, too, but that's unimportant.
(・∀・) ....
(・∀・) Well, I hope I get her big tits. Sure would give me something to play with.
( ´ω`) Want 'em? She doesn't have any use for them now...
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and I'm in the wrong thread.
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( ´ω`) I remember the day when Squeeks whas born...he was born a she!
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeksiana and I'm Grandpa's daughter
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( *・ωﾒ) ...
( *・ωﾒ) Get me my shotgun, Junior.
(・∀・)つe------ I could only find your old elephant gun
( *・ωﾒ) That's no good. The ammo shop is all out of elephants.
(・∀・) ....har har.
( ´ω`) In my days we just released a pack of wolves on offenders.
(・∀・)＜ Grandpa, should I upgrade to Vista?
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| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < Amiga workbench is all you need, my boy.
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（ ^ิ౪^ิ) Just passing through on my way to 2ch.
( ´ω`) Don't let the door hit your 800get on the way out.