( ???) 1000GET!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
(・∀・) Grandpa, which should I choose for hunting down the unwanted extras - the FN P90 or the H&K G36?
( °3°) ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。) (☄◢д◣)☄ ( ⌒-⌒) ( *゚';;w゚') ( ゚∀゚) ( ´_⊃`) (`μ´) (`Д´)
|・_・|( =0=) ( ´・__・) ( ´∀`)(*゚ー゚)(。・_・) ( ' =_=) J( 'ー`)し ((/ デ.ㄟ) ( ^∀^)
( ・_・) ミ*゚ー゚) (´^ิω^ิ) (`)(´) ( ・ー・) ( `ー´) ( ・ิm・ิ) <丶`ハ´> ( メωメ) ( ∬ω∬)
( ´ω`) Now to make all these freaks listen to Reason!
J( 'ー`)し Yah, like I care old man.
((/ デ.ㄟ) Your treatment of us has been nothing but cruel and...
((/ デ.ㄟ) cruel and...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ..;just stop making fun of me.
( ・ิm・ิ) I'm not with these guys. Later.
彡
Smoochie smoochie ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。)
( ´ω`) No thanks, zitface.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are they all doing it wrong?
( ´ω`) Because you haven't killed them yet. Now hurry up.
(・∀・)⊃*ε◕ฺ`。) <SMACK!
(☄◢д◣)☄ Blargh, I'm dead.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like my mints? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Mints
( ´ω`) Yes, they're very refreshing!
(・∀・) There wernt enough tits, Grandpa.
(☄◢д◣)☄ Brainz... Brainz...
(・∀・) You won't find any here, try over on /science/.
( ⌒-⌒) I see my evil science is working wonders.
( ´ω`) I hear a knocking at my door...
(´ω` ) Alcohol, my dear friend! It's been so long!
|ω` ) I'll be back whenever.
|彡
( ^ω^) Young man, we do not allow minors without their guardians in this bar. If you're here alone, please leave.
( ・∀・) Doko, doko? Ojii-san?
( ´ω`) I dont understand moon language, junior, you need to speak english, like us real people.
( ´ω`) 私には月言語がわかりません、ジュニア、あなたは我々のような用語englishに本当の人々を必要とします。
( ・∀・) Boku name is Junia!
( ´ω`) COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
( ´ω`) er - go to your room.
( ´ω`) 4chan must be down again or something...
( ・∀・) But koko is bar desu!
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〃⌒ヾ-、―( ヾ
{{ ノ-―`゚ヘヽリ
ゞ=〈ヽ〃ノノハ)〉、
ノノハI」゚ ヮ゚ノリ`ヾ 、 What do you think about the planetarium?
((/( ⊂レ卯つヽ V〉 That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when.
V〉)' く/V|_!〉 )) All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you.
'′ じ'ノ
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) For a moment, I was lost in reverie.
( ・∀・) Snap out of it Grandpa, she's not of this world!
( ・-・)Listen to his counsel, for if you go with her, you will no longer be of this Earth, and will wander the stars forevermore.
( ´ω`) Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.
( ´ω`) The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.
( ´ω`) Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?
( ´ω`) ...and the wind cried Mary.
( ´ω`) 1000 elitists equal 1 Watermelon
( ´ω`) ...?
( ´ω`) I know there's a racist undertone in there somewhere.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when will September end? It feels like it's been years already.
( ´ω`) September will end when October starts. Not a moment before or after.
(・∀・) +1 Insightful
( ´ω`) Please remember to rate me daily, Junior. I get 10 cents for every star.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever notice that some people ask you a question and just proceed to answer it for you anyway? Why are people jerks that way? You'll probably say something insightful about about how Type A personalities conduct themselves versus the way Type B's approach people.
(・∀・) Jeez, Grandpa! I was talking about the driven, workaholic personalities, called Type A, versus laid back and easy-going Tybe B personalities. Not everything comes from Japan, y'know!
(・ω・) -5 Flamebait
(・∀・) -5,000 Crapass
(・ω・) OVER NINE HUNDRED POSTS
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i
\ヽ .ゞ=○=ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
( ´ω`) That's a long lunchbreak Rei. Do you want me to squirt some mayo on top of that?
( ´ω`) You're diluting my legacy, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when will Janey get out of rehab?
人
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( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and my thread has been taken over by an impostor. You could be next grandpa. Just a warning.
(つ つ
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( ´ω`) Junior, what are you doing with that crap on your head?
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_☆☆☆_
( ´ω`) < I said Junior what're you doing with that crap on your head...
(つ つ
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( ・∀・) < I'm goin' to hempfest to get some action, then I'm goin' home to bed!
(つ つ
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_☆☆☆_
( ´ω`) Junior, get my Colts. I'm feeling westernish.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is this thread legendary ?
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i Mmffnuuuuuuu
\ヽ .ゞ=○=ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
( ´ω`) If you have to ask, it's not legendary.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-● ●! i Mmffnuuuuuuu
\ヽ .ゞ=○=ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
Go to 1000 replys, Grandpa!! :-D
(・∀・) Rei Charles is legendary.
( ´ω`) I always had the hots for Rei Hino.
-‐‐- 、
/ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-^ ^! i Lalala yep~~
\ヽ .ゞ"○"ノノ
``フ i´
/ \ノゝ
/__i |丱!|
( ´ω`) Doraemon? I remember that thing from my precious childhood memories...
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|∵ | __|__ | < Hi, Grandpa! It's me, Doraemon!
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(・∀・) AAAAAAA!!! It's a monster Grandpa! RUN!!!
( ´ω`) You're no Doraemon. You're tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴
( ´ω∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
(・ω・) Did I hear someone say tanasinn?
(・ω・)つ**∴** Because I feel someone said tanasinn.
(・ω・) What the hell. That worked when I previewed it.
( ´ω`) Sometimes I wonder if you could shame my family any more than you already have. Then I stop caring.
(・∀・) Grandpa, last night I dreamt that >>999 was a really stupid post.
( ´ω`) Lay off the late-night pizzas, Junior.
(・∀・) Nurupo
( ´3`) Grunndpu.. give me a little kiss...
( ´ω`) ga
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/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|∵ | __|__ | < Don't think. Feel, and you'll be Doraemon.
\| \_/ / \_____
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(・∀・) I prefer OS-tans to Tanasinn! We should all congratulate ME-tan for running this board so well.
ta∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∩____∩
|ノ ヽ
| ● ● | .
彡 ( _,●_)ミ
| │・ω・ |│ I'm wearing a bear suit!
| _  ̄ ̄ ̄_|
| ∪ ∪
\__ _/
∪ ̄∪
( ・-・) The only thing it doesn't cover is your utter worthlessness.
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| We can't start until the other two get here.
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∨
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧_∧ | What's taking them so long?
( ´ω`) /へ._______
( っ-~ ∧ ∧
∧ ∧-ニニニニニニニ─、( ・∀・ )
( ゚ ヮ゚) ヽ⊂ ヽ
( つヽ、 ∧_∧\ ノ〜
し_) \ ニニ (ハ´ ). \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|| ̄ ̄ ( ) ̄|| < Who cares?
(__○ノ \________
∧
/ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Mittens!
\________
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Your thread fell to the 26th spot, since that worried me, I'm bumping it.
| / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
\_ _| No one asked for your help, Clonepa.
∨ \_ ______
∧_∧ ∨
( ・ω・) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
(っ っ ∧_∧ | Get out of here, you smell.
||| ( ´ω`) /へ._______
(_)__) ( っ-~ ∧ ∧
∧ ∧-ニニニニニニニ─、(∀・ )
( ゚ ヮ゚) ヽ⊂ ヽ
( つヽ、 ∧_∧\ ノ〜
し_) \ ニニ (ハ´ ). \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|| ̄ ̄ ( ) ̄|| < I can't stand the look of your face. Out with you.
(__○ノ \________
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/ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Mittens!
\________
(・∀・) Can you see into the future, Grandpa?
( ゚ヮ゚) I can see into the future!
( ゚ヮ゚) Mittens!
(・∀・) Of course you would say that...
( ・ω・) But your past and present are full of mittens as well. How can you tell that these mittens are future-mittens?
( ゚ヮ゚) They connect by USB2.0 and Bluetooth!