( ???) 1000GET!

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

(・ω・) OVER NINE HUNDRED POSTS

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i 　乂-‐　−! i
＼ヽ .ゞ=○=ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|

( ´ω`) That's a long lunchbreak Rei. Do you want me to squirt some mayo on top of that?

( ´ω`) You're diluting my legacy, Junior.

(・∀・) Grandpa, when will Janey get out of rehab?

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and my thread has been taken over by an impostor. You could be next grandpa. Just a warning.
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( ´ω`) Junior, what are you doing with that crap on your head?

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　（　´ω`）　＜　I said Junior what're you doing with that crap on your head...
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　（　・∀・）　＜ I'm goin' to hempfest to get some action, then I'm goin' home to bed!
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　（　´ω`）　Junior, get my Colts. I'm feeling westernish.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is this thread legendary ?

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i 　乂-‐　−! i Mmffnuuuuuuu
＼ヽ .ゞ=○=ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|

( ´ω`) If you have to ask, it's not legendary.

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!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）　　　　　　　
i 　乂-●　●! i Mmffnuuuuuuu
＼ヽ .ゞ=○=ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|

Go to 1000 replys, Grandpa!! :-D

(・∀・) Rei Charles is legendary.

( ´ω`) I always had the hots for Rei Hino.

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i 　乂-＾　＾! i Lalala yep~~
＼ヽ .ゞ"○"ﾉノ
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|

( ´ω`) Doraemon? I remember that thing from my precious childhood memories...

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　　　 ／∵∴∵∴＼
　　 /∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
　　/∵∴∴,（･）（･）∴|
　　|∵∵／　　 ○　＼|
　　|∵ /　　三　|　三　|　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　|∵ |　　　＿_|＿_ 　|　＜ Hi, Grandpa! It's me, Doraemon!
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(・∀・) AAAAAAA!!! It's a monster Grandpa! RUN!!!

( ´ω`) You're no Doraemon. You're tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴

( ´ω∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

(・ω・) Did I hear someone say tanasinn?

(・ω・)つ**∴** Because I feel someone said tanasinn.

(・ω・) What the hell. That worked when I previewed it.

( ´ω`) Sometimes I wonder if you could shame my family any more than you already have. Then I stop caring.

(・∀・) Grandpa, last night I dreamt that >>999 was a really stupid post.

( ´ω`) Lay off the late-night pizzas, Junior.

(・∀・) Nurupo

( ´3`) Grunndpu.. give me a little kiss...

( ´ω`) ga

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　　 /∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
　　/∵∴∴,（･）（･）∴|
　　|∵∵／　　 ○　＼|
　　|∵ /　　三　|　三　|　　／￣￣￣￣￣
　　|∵ |　　　＿_|＿_ 　|　＜ Don't think. Feel, and you'll be Doraemon.
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(・∀・) I prefer OS-tans to Tanasinn! We should all congratulate ME-tan for running this board so well.

ta∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

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　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　●　　 ● |　.
　　彡 ( _,●_)ミ
　　|　 │・ω・ |│　 I'm wearing a bear suit!
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( ・-・） The only thing it doesn't cover is your utter worthlessness.

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　　　　　　|　We can't start until the other two get here.
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　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧　　　　　　　　|　What's taking them so long?
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　　　　　　　（　　　　っ-~　∧ 　∧
　 　∧ ∧-ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆ─､（ ・∀・ ）
　　(　ﾟ ヮﾟ)　　 　　　　　ヽ⊂　　　ヽ
　　（　　 つヽ、　　　　∧＿∧＼ 　ﾉ〜
　 　し＿） ＼　　ﾆﾆ (ハ´　　）.　＼　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　||￣￣ （　　　　）￣||　　　＜　Who cares?
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／￣ 　￣￣￣￣￣￣
|　Mittens!　
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| Your thread fell to the 26th spot, since that worried me, I'm bumping it.
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＼＿　 ＿|　No one asked for your help, Clonepa.
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　（っ　　っ　 ∧＿∧　　　　　　　　|　Get out of here, you smell.
　｜｜｜　　( 　´ω`)　　　　　　　/へ.＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　（＿）__）　　（　　　　っ-~　∧ 　∧
　 　∧ ∧-ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆ─､（∀・　 ）
　　(　ﾟ ヮﾟ)　　 　　　　　ヽ⊂　　　ヽ
　　（　　 つヽ、　　　　∧＿∧＼ 　ﾉ〜
　 　し＿） ＼　　ﾆﾆ (ハ´　　）.　＼　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　||￣￣ （　　　　）￣||　　　＜　I can't stand the look of your face. Out with you.
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|　Mittens!　
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(・∀・)　Can you see into the future, Grandpa?

(　ﾟヮﾟ)　I can see into the future!

(　ﾟヮﾟ) Mittens!

(・∀・) Of course you would say that...

( ・ω・) But your past and present are full of mittens as well. How can you tell that these mittens are future-mittens?

(　ﾟヮﾟ) They connect by USB2.0 and Bluetooth!

( ^3^) Mittens...

( ^3^) Mittens...

( ^3^) Mittens...

(　ﾟ‐ﾟ) < Enough from you!
　⊂彡☆( ^3^)

( ´ω`) Hey, I do the smacking around here! Go smack people around in your own thread.

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ) Okay!

(　ﾟヮﾟ) But can I still slap them with wet mittens?

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ) ??? (ﾟヮﾟ　)

Pime Taradox!

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( ´ω`) I show up far too seldom in my legendary threads.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to have so many legendary threads?

( ´ω`) It's hell, Junior. Life is an unending series of threads where the same thing happens over and over and over except that it gets more bizarre and frightening every time through.

( ・-・）Hell is not a place. It is a state of being. A state which you are becoming intimately aquainted with.

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　　　　　　　　　　　 　 /　 ｀ヽ　　　　　　　　　　　 __ -t __- '´　　ヽ,
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　　　　　 　 　 ＿,,_ト|! ｒ フ [!|＿＿　ノ⌒ '⌒'　　　/_,. '´
＼ゝ---ニ＝て r'⌒ﾊ l__ 　 ｲ⌒入　＿￣　　　　　 _,. '´
　ヽ,__,　ゝ＼ニ---┴┴"∠　 '´　　　　｀ヽ　　　_,. '´
　　　　　ヽ____＿　　⌒)ノ＿＿　彡　　　　} _,. '´
　　　　　　　　　　￣　　　'vc＼　ヽ__ノ-‐ '´ Zooooooom！

( ・-・）I see he has the missing 'c' from the word "Acquainted". I had wondered where that had gotten to.

(・∀・) ... wow.

( ´ω`) ... eh. I've seen better.

( ´ω`) What's that little beady-eyed twit yammering about?

( ・-・）Beats me, most of the time I'm just a mouthpiece for ancient, insane horrors from beyond the veil of time.

( ・-・）The only thing that defines you is how pathetic you are.

( ・-・）Some of us sooner then others, if you catch my drift.

( ´ω`) Well, the end is pretty clearly near, Junior. Make with the questions.

(・∀・) Grandpa, there's a whole world out there, waiting to be explored, to be a part of... Why do we remain here, merely discussing and questioning and never living at all?

(・∀・) Grandpa, you are getting more and more leftist every day.

( ´ω`) Of course I'm a leftist. All my neighbors are rich, and I'm jealous of them.

( ´ω`) Furthermore, I constantly lobby for more laws that allow me to benefit from the fruits of their hard work.

( ´ω`) And I hate the idea that some people are living their lives without a care for what I think they should be doing.

(・∀・) So that whole global warming thing?

( ´ω`) Just me trying to stick it to the rich, as usual.

( ・-・）We have lived so long and yet we have accomplished nothing. None of us will be remembered - everything we are, we did, will be, will eventually be forgotten.

( ´ω`) Go away. You're bringing everybody down.

( ・-・）Hardly. Why would I want to when both Clonepa and Emokid have that role entirely down-pat?

( ´ω`) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

(・∀・) ... no you didn't.

( ´ω`) It was a very avant-garde setup of Wagner's opera Tannhäuser.

( ´ω`)My chest... hurts.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you having a heart attack?

(・∀・) What's it like?

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( ´ω`)

( ´ω`)

( ・ω・) You're awfully quiet there... will I inherit you?

( ´ω`)

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　　 　 　 (´･ω･`)　The nigger is in hell.
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　 　 　 　 ＼ 　／
　　　　 　 ｉ´　　`i
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.　　　　　 ＿＿＿　　-ddddddddddrooooooooooop-
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　 　 　 　 ＼ 　／
　　　　 　 ｉ´　　`i
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(・∀・) What's hell like, niggerpa?

(・∀・) ...Grandpa?

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) Don't call me niggerpa just because I ran a cotton plantation in my days.

( xωx)