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( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

( ^3^) Mittens...

( ^3^) Mittens...

( ^3^) Mittens...

(　ﾟ‐ﾟ) < Enough from you!
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( ´ω`) Hey, I do the smacking around here! Go smack people around in your own thread.

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ) Okay!

(　ﾟヮﾟ) But can I still slap them with wet mittens?

(　ﾟ ヮﾟ) ??? (ﾟヮﾟ　)

Pime Taradox!

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( ´ω`) I show up far too seldom in my legendary threads.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to have so many legendary threads?

( ´ω`) It's hell, Junior. Life is an unending series of threads where the same thing happens over and over and over except that it gets more bizarre and frightening every time through.

( ・-・）Hell is not a place. It is a state of being. A state which you are becoming intimately aquainted with.

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( ・-・）I see he has the missing 'c' from the word "Acquainted". I had wondered where that had gotten to.

(・∀・) ... wow.

( ´ω`) ... eh. I've seen better.

( ´ω`) What's that little beady-eyed twit yammering about?

( ・-・）Beats me, most of the time I'm just a mouthpiece for ancient, insane horrors from beyond the veil of time.

( ・-・）The only thing that defines you is how pathetic you are.

( ・-・）Some of us sooner then others, if you catch my drift.

( ´ω`) Well, the end is pretty clearly near, Junior. Make with the questions.

(・∀・) Grandpa, there's a whole world out there, waiting to be explored, to be a part of... Why do we remain here, merely discussing and questioning and never living at all?

(・∀・) Grandpa, you are getting more and more leftist every day.

( ´ω`) Of course I'm a leftist. All my neighbors are rich, and I'm jealous of them.

( ´ω`) Furthermore, I constantly lobby for more laws that allow me to benefit from the fruits of their hard work.

( ´ω`) And I hate the idea that some people are living their lives without a care for what I think they should be doing.

(・∀・) So that whole global warming thing?

( ´ω`) Just me trying to stick it to the rich, as usual.

( ・-・）We have lived so long and yet we have accomplished nothing. None of us will be remembered - everything we are, we did, will be, will eventually be forgotten.

( ´ω`) Go away. You're bringing everybody down.

( ・-・）Hardly. Why would I want to when both Clonepa and Emokid have that role entirely down-pat?

( ´ω`) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

(・∀・) ... no you didn't.

( ´ω`) It was a very avant-garde setup of Wagner's opera Tannhäuser.

( ´ω`)My chest... hurts.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you having a heart attack?

(・∀・) What's it like?

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( ・ω・) You're awfully quiet there... will I inherit you?

( ´ω`)

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　　 　 　 (´･ω･`)　The nigger is in hell.
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(・∀・) What's hell like, niggerpa?

(・∀・) ...Grandpa?

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( ´ω`) Don't call me niggerpa just because I ran a cotton plantation in my days.

( xωx)