[Part 8] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 01:08

(EΝE) 2GETing for later use!

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 09:35

( LƒΦ`) Junior, I come from the futior.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:52

(EΝE) It's almost time!

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 01:59

( LƒΦ`) Who was the bastard that gave me CPR? I was busy boning Mohammed's virgins.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:06

(EΝE) You mean Mohammed never...

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:07

( EƒΦE) I'm sorry.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:08

( LƒΦ`) Nope. He said they were annoying.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:18

( ί ƒŽί) I gave you CPR, Gramps!

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 02:19

( LƒΦ`) I didn't ask about your emergency mittens, idiot.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 07:16

( EƒΦE) Crikey you're cranky, I shan't revive you again you ungrateful old coot.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 12:50

( E-E) You asked what hell was. You should already know. You're in it, after all.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 13:27

( ί ƒŽί) I wonder if there are mittens!

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 14:31

( E-E) In hell they burn mittens.

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:03

|( LƒΦ`) Okay, if you're not even going to try to make a proper Grandpa thread out of this one, I'm leaving.

|ƒΦ` ) Hey, alcohol, how's it hangin'?

|œc

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:07

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί - ί) Burn mittens?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:11

( ί ƒŽί)

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:34

( E-E) Don't you know, Grandpa? In hell there's only watered down Milwaukee beer to drink.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:44

( LƒΦ`) Whatever-your-name-is, don't worry about that. I've been drinking so long my urine is 80 proof.

20 Name: i OƒΦOj : 1993-09-4929 16:04

>>19
Does it live in your bladder for months/years?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 18:46

( LƒΦ`) Junure, I come from the future.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 18:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, are we caughtin a time loop, doomed to repeat ourselves over and over again?

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 22:40

(E⌢E) ... grandpa?

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 22:42

( LƒΦ`) Who the hell are you?

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 01:01

(E⌢E) How the hell should I know? This is your thread.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:40

(EΝE) Oh, it's Mini-me... I think?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:55

@@@@@@.Q( LƒΦ`) Let's see...
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| @Master @|^

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ I think I shall take up that writing job I had once again.
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:59

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ "his throbbing member then entered her core"
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:24

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:26

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 08:26

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ Oh shi- I forgot to handle the null pointer exception
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 09:24

@@@@@@@@@(LƒΦ` ) ƒ "A bird
@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@Ό)@@@@With one body
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|@@And two beaks
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|@@@@Pecking itself to death."
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

33 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi LƒΦ`j“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4930 10:49

@@@@@@ .QƒΣ@@@) @@ƒ I am a boon to the literature everywhere.
@@@@@^’U^ŽO^ ^|
@@@@@|PPPPP|@.|
@@@@@| Grandpa@ |^

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 11:02

( E-E) Yes, you make everything look good by comparison.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 13:01

( LƒΦ`) Who the hell let you in here anyway?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 13:11

( E-E) I've always been here, just in the darkness.

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:20

( LƒΦ`) Well, at least you're not craptastic like clonepa.

( LƒΦ`) But you still need to GTFO.

(EΝE) ***shudder*** gramps and slang... ***shudder***

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was slang like in your day?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:38

( LƒΦ`) I remember the times when I'd get on my fliver and ride the sunset while chugging giggle water. It's was the bees-knees.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:03

(EΝE) ...

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:04

(EΝE) I liked Bligwig more than Fliver.

(EΝE) Silflay hraka, Grandpa!

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 18:34

( LƒΦ`) Your French is awful, Junior. You should say "S'il vous plait."

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 21:48

(EΝE) I can't say you have a good english either.

( LƒΦ`) you shut yer yap

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 22:40

( ίΫί) What's with all these odd-balls in my thread, Junior-sama?!

(Π` ցL) I'm not sure grandpa-chan, but they're starting to freak me out

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 22:53

(EΝE) Let's see if I can fit in...
(EΝE) KAWAII NEKO-CHAN IS ME!!!!

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 00:38

( E-E) You were probably aware that you were in hell by the continued presence of Clonepa, but these characters here are just to remove any doubts you may have had.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 01:42

(EΝE) ...

(EΝE) Security Kitteeeen!

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 02:36

Π*L°MΠ Okay, nya. You guys don't belonge here and gotta go.

(Π` ցL) That's okay Kitten we're fine where we are.

( ίΫί) Yeah! fine where we are Kitten-face!

Π*L°MΠ Alright then, nya.

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 03:47

( LƒΦ`) Junior, my shotgun. We have trespassers in the house.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 05:39

(EΝE) NURUPO!

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:14

@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@Y“ρ“ρO)
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@< Ok, that's it. Now it's time to take YOUR alzheimer's medication!
@@@(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=
@@^ ^_½X@
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:25


First, you two weirdos! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @`;'`'; @@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.''`;'`'; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( ίΫί)[(Π` ցL)αc¦
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@`@@``S@`,@@,`'S@'`,`,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ `;'`'; @ Sζ@ @

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:30


Now you, weirdy-McSad-Face!
@@Y“ρ“ρO)@@@@@@
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@If you kill me I will become
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=@@@@@@@@@@(E-E@) more powerful than you
@@^ ^_½X@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@can possibly imagine.
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@@
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
No, you'll just get the power to
come and talk to people in a wobbly
voice as a badly superimposed blue
ghost thing.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@Y“ρ“ρO)@@@@@@
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=@@@@@@@@@@(E-E@) Oh...right...
@@^ ^_½X@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@@

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:33

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @@ @ @ @@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@@ @ @`;'`'; @@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@@@@@@.'.''`;'`'; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@@@@@sthip!/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[[[(EoE@) αcˆ@@''`;'`'; @@ζ
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@@@@@_SS@_Sζ
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@@@@`@@``S@`,@@,`'S@'`,`,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@ @ @ @ `;'`'; @ Sζ .,;( xΫx),..,...(Πx Φx),.,,.,

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 09:36

Now for you, youngie McGrandson!

@@Y“ρ“ρO)
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@
@@@(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=@@@@@@(EΝE ) Grandpa, it's me! Junior!
@@^ ^_½X@
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@
Oh right, sorry@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@..,;( xΫx),..,...(Πx Φx),.,,.,( x-x)

Shouldn't you be in bed?@

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 13:57

>>(E-E) use the force, grandpa!

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 13:58

(EΝE) Wow, you even suck in death.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:32

( E-E) Of course he would suck. He's meant to annoy you.

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 19:36

(( E-E)) Being a weird blue ghost kind of sucks.
@@ @@@@@@@@@ @@ __Q@
@ ΪPPR^'ά`"'_^@@„
@@ P_@@@@`=`)^P
@@@@@ _) †(ƒj)(ƒj)
@@@@@@(@@@@ƒmQTj@ @< Me, you telling!
@@@@@@( @@@@@@^
@@@@@@@@@Ό½Ό½
@@@@@@@@@@@„«
@@@@@@@@@@@„«

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 23:56

(EΝE) Grandpa! Natumi's been kidnapped by Evil McEvilpants!

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 00:19

( LƒΦ`) Thank God, Junior.

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 00:57

(EΝE) Sheesh, Gramps, why do you have to be such an asshole? I love Natumi more than Mittens!
( ί -ί) ...
(;EΝE) Sorry about that.

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:00

@@@@Ώ
( ί -ί) ™
@Όœc™))ΝE) < ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
@@™

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:02

( LƒΦ`) I like the way this thread's going already.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:06

( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!
(EΝE) It's McEvilpants!!! Get him, Grandpa!

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:28

( ί ƒŽί) Evil!

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 01:55

( `ΝL) Hahahahaha!!!!!

( LƒΦ`).....

( LƒΦ`) Junior, since when were you Chinese?

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:00

<EΝE> Grandpa, are you feeling okay nida?

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:22

( LƒΦ`) That bottle of 87 proof whiskey must be catching up with me. Better go grab another.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 02:48

(EΝE) Don't fall into Evil's trap!!!

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 03:28

( LƒΦ`) That's not a question.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 03:36

(EΝE) Press the A button to jump!!!!

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 03:46

( LƒΦ`) Kids these days. You got two perfectly good legs, no need to jumpstart machines.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 04:03

(EΝE) Gramps, you moron. We're stuck inside 4-ch: The Game!
( LƒΦ`) "..."

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 05:45

( ί ƒŽί) Oooh! I have big boobs now!
( ί ƒŽί) ...BOOBIES!

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 10:06

(EΝE) No, mittens, you don't.

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί -ί)...

( ί ƒŽί) I still have hands! I can put mittens on them!

( LƒΦ`) That's the spirit.

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 12:22

( E-E) As you can see, every Grandpa thread brings us all closer to complete and total insanity.

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 13:14

( ί ƒŽί) I dont think I can do a barrel roll with these mittens on, how do I do that?

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 13:57

( LƒΦ`) Get in the barrel, Jew!

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 17:12

Π*ί°ί) Freedom!

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:01

( EƒΦE) FREEDOM? OR FREE DOOM?!?

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:24

( LƒΦ`) couuugghhhh
( xƒΦx)

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:43

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa, are you sleeping?

( ί -ί) .....

( ί ƒŽί) Mittens!

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:19

(EAE) Grandpaaaaaa!!!!!

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:42

( EƒΦE) Who's your grandaddy now, bitches?

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:42

( LƒΦ`) Yes?

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:42

TIME PARADOX

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 19:45

Get the hell out of my thread! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[(EƒΦE )αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@ @

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:38

( EƒΦE) I feel slightly hurt by your hostility.

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:49

( LƒΦ`) I'll write that down.
( LƒΦ`)?

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:50

( LƒΦ`) Damn fonts, that was supposed to be a pencil.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 21:40

(EΝE) It's one of those bending gag pencils, Grandpa.

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 21:46

@@ @ƒ~@ΪQj
@@ @ @@ ./
@@@@@@/QΘ
@@@@@ /,,LƒΦ`jI'll show you gags!!!
@ ^^ ‚Ɓ@@@@j@ @ |@|@Άή―
@@@@@@ ‚x@/ƒm@@@ l @@@Άή―
@@@@@@‚Δ /@j@@ < @>_ΘΏ@@Άή―
@@@@@ Q/‚΅'@^^.‚u EAEj/
@@@@@iQƒtœc@@@@@@@/

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:00

(EAE) I don't get it.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:09

( LƒΦ`) Do I have to explode on you?

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 23:03

( ί ƒŽί) Explode!

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 23:58

( E-E) I wonder how long it will be until Grandpa's mind has completely degenerated.

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 00:00

SHUT THE HELL UP!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,`'
@@Y“ρ“ρO)KPROW! ƒ~(ά@)@@@@@@@.'.'';''; @@Sζ
@@@(@LƒΦ`) ,@@@ƒ~(ά^@@)@@sthiip/^ζˆ@@/^ζˆ¦
@@œc(½k“ρ“ρ):::;:::;:::;;=α[[[[( E-E)αc¦'`;'
@@^ ^_½X@@@(_@@)@@@@@_SζsthipS@_Sζ'`;'
@i_Qj@@(Qj@@@@œc( @@)@@@@@@@@S@`,@@,'S@',,
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @@@`` @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ ;''; @ Sζ@ @

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 00:04

( E-E) The rate of degeneration is quicker then I had expected.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 00:04

( E-E) , Oh, and 100GET.

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