( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
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( E-E) I'm sorry Junior but Grandpa has been a gibbering retard the whole time.
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( LΦ`) I need the pillsNOW JBGIAKGKEOSTJAS GIBBELSIG
(EΦE) Sorry, I pushed the red button again.
(EΝE) ...again?!
(EΦE) I said I was sorry.
( LΦ`) Idiot.
( E-E) And chaos returns to order once again.
( ά-ά) Hey grandpa, I sold all your alchohol to teenagers for massively inflated prices.
(EΦE) I'm gonna go get a taco.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( LΦ`) It was a hell of a lot quieter around here, that's for damn sure.
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Does giving prosthetic head feel like giving real head?
( LΦ`) Yes. Although it doesn't feel real.
( LΦ`) On the other hand, my wife never had a vibrational speed control knob on the back of her head.
(EΝE) Where was it located then?
( LΦ`) It was an external unit, Junior. Back in our day, they were so big that we needed a separate room in the house just to store one.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, did you realize that next thread our power level will be OVER 9000?
( LΦ`) Stop reading 4chan, Junior.
(LΦ`) In fact, that goes for all of you.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how do you know it's from 4chan?
( LΦ`) It's got that 4chan stench, Junior.
( ά-ά) Oh don't mind me, my evil farts don't stink that much.
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(EAE) It's getting out of hand!
( LΦ`) Just put it on top of the roomba and let it go clean the kitchen floor.
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(EAE) Nothin's happening.
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(EΝE) Put your eyes back on!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( LΦ`) It lacked Tanasinn.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the wheel?
( LΦ`) We had to lubricate heavy loads with the blood of slaves if we wanted to shove 'em anywhere.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the pocket calculator?
( LΦ`) I memorized log tables.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the defeat of Ottoman Sultan Bayezid I at the hands of 14th Century Mongol leader Tamerlane?
( LΦ`) It was very lively in the Balkans. Wouldn't be that lively again until that fateful day I was sipping a frappucino in Sarajevo.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before multicellular organisms arose?
( LΦ`) It was a fierce paramecium vs amoeba death match from which only the most cunning could survive. None of us had brains in those days, though, so cunning usually meant lucky.
(EΝE) Grandpa, did you know Fred Flintstone?
( LΦ`) Ah, yes. Big guy, freakishly tiny legs. It's a wonder he could get that car up to highway speeds with those withered little limbs. Fine man to share a beer or three with after a hard day's work.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the formation of the solar system?
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( EΦE) Don't worry Junior, I'll take over the role of grandpa now!
( EΦE) Hello, kids!
(EΝE) What was lifelike texture before oppai balls?
( EΦE) I don't know, I was too busy playing with my dolls.
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(EΝE) You're useless, I want Grandpa back.
( LΦ`) Hello, kids. I took the battery out of the prosthetic head, so it should'nt be bothering us any more.
( LΦ`) What this post really means is:
( `ΦL) QUIT IT WITH ALL THE JUNIOR FIREPANCE CRAP IT'S NOT FUNNY.
(EΝE) Yay, Grandpa!
(EΝE) Now about my solar system question...
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( LΦ`) Ah, yes, back before the solar system formed... I wasn't alive back then, so I can't tell you. Sorry.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why does some idiot keep posting you making nonsense sounds?
( LΦ`) He's probably autistic, Junior. Many internet users are.
( ί ί) 400get!