( ´ω`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

( ´ω`) See? There's one right there.

( ﾟωﾟ) I'M AUTISMPA GUYS!!!

( ´ω`) Go back to Austin, Texaspa.

( ´ω`) And lay off the mescalin, you're not some alcoholic redskin.

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━!!!!!

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa.

(・∀・) firepance
( ´ω`) firepance
( ﾟωﾟ) firepance
( ・ω・) firepance
( ⌒-⌒) firepance
（　｀ハ´）firepance
（ ＾ω＾）firepance

( ´ω`) You're just a candy striper. You can't commit shit.

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　　(　・-・ )　Yes I can! I-
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　　(　・-・ )　...shit.
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　　(　>O< )　GAKA WAKA!!
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　　(　・-・ )　gibbelsig firepance DOCTOR DOCTOR PILLS NOW
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(・∀・) Grandpa, do you know gay magic?

( ´ω`) Gibbelsig masterfarts?
(・∀・) No, Grandpa! Gay magic!

( ´ω`) Ask 4chan.

(・∀・) I asked them about it, they just said "I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK."

( ´ω`) Well, there's your answer.

(・∀・) I don't get it.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I was told "Tits or GTFO Mittens!"

( ´ω`) 4chan is not for kids or educated intelligent people. It's for basement dwelling retards like Clonepa.

(・ω・) I like my basement. It's cool and quiet.

(・ω・) lol buttsechs o rly towercat teh rei lol

(・ω・) sorry, sometimes I get 4chan waves.

( ´ω`) Go to hell, crapass.

(・ω・) zomg teh rei
( ´ω`) firepance
(・∀・) GRAAAANDPAAAAA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!

( ´ω`) Sigh. Thread's all yours, idiots. I'm out of here.

( ・-・) gibbelsig firepance grandpa junior pills pillsy willsy pills...

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) aw, he took the fun out of it.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mibbelsig!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
(ﾟ- ﾟ )

( ・-・) That tears it. I don't care how much paperwork it is, I'm having this entire thread commited. I'll be back with the relevant authorities.

<´∀｀> Im gonna nuke you.

( ´ω`) Commit anything yet?
( ・-・) We ain't committed shit!

( ´ω`) I hate faggots.

( ´ω`) And The Gays can go to The Hell.

( ´ω`) and the illusionists

( ・-・) doctor I NEED MY PILLS GIBBBELSIG!!!!! FIREPANCE!!!!

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|　･ิω･ิ) Here's some cyanide. Take two and call me in the afterlife.
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( ・-・) つ・
( ・o・)・ノ
( ・-・) -Gulp!-
( x-x)

( ・-・) Thanks, doc.

( x__x)

( ・-・) bye everybody!

( x__x)

( ´ω`) Thanks, son.

(　･ิω･ิ) No problem, Dad.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can this thread recover from such a massive derail?

( ´ω`) Just start asking questions again, Junior. It'll be just like old times!

( xωx)
( ´ω`) Cyanide can't kill me!

( ´ω`) -urk-
( ´ω`) Wait, i guess it can.
( xωx)

( ´ω`) Fooled you, didn't I? I used to do that one at parties all the time in the 40's. Now about those questions, Junior...

( ´ω`) ...they'll have to wait for late-urk!-
( xωx)

( ´ω`) Nevermind, Junior. The thread is truly lost.

|ω`)

|彡

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Grandpa, can I take the pills?

|ω`) -urk!-
|ωx)

( ⌒-⌒) Let's all take the pills, Mittens. They're all that's left.

(・∀・) つ・
(・o・)・ノ
(・∀・) -Gulp!-
(・∀ -) huh?
(・A -) aughhh...
( ´ω`) Junior, no!
(・A -) G-graaandpa...before I die..I want to tell you something.
( ´ω`) What is it, Junior?
(・A -) ...kintana kintana has a deeper meaning...you must find it...it is located in afri -URK!-
(x A x)
( ´O`) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

( ´ω`) But...what was I supposed to find? A scroll? A mysterious woman?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS?!
( ´ω`) WE'LL GO TO AFRICA TO FIND OUT!
( ´ω`) by the way, shut up mittens.

--GRANDPA: THE MOVIE--

-in Africa-

( ´ω`) Well, here I am...

( -ω`) Urk...what is this?

( xω`) Shit! I forgot there's only AIDS in Africa! Junior tricked me!

( ﾟωﾟ) Cut! That wasn't in the script!

Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з Hi, I'm Catfishpa. 'sup?

( ﾟωﾟ) You can be the villain!

( ´ω`) BU-N! Help me push this stone over so I can get in this cave!
（ ＾ω＾）Okay!
( ´ω`) Thanks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I wonder if we'll find mittens in here!
( ´ω`) There are no mittens in Africa.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...

( ´ω`) Ah-hah! A scroll!
( ´ω`) It says -
"Kintana kintana means 'ultimate spirit.' Chanting it 5 times will end all war."
( ´ω`) ...That sounds easy!
Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з Not with me! Hahaha!!!

(・∀・) Grandpa! I'm back!

( ´ω`) I guess that means it's time for the epic final battle!

|ω`) I don't think I'll be able to stand acting in this garbage without another beer.

|彡

( ﾟωﾟ) Drunk fighting?! That's great!

Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з HIYA!!!
( ´ω`) block aaaaaaHHAHGHAHGHGAG
( ´ω`) GIBBELSIG BEAMM!!!!!

(・∀・) ...Grandpa... you're peeing on him...

( ´ω`) That's the thing, Junior!
Σ> Crap, now I'm just a fin.

Σ> waaah waaah i'm going home
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( ´ω`) kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana kintana

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yay! Everything's normal again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) NORMAL!

( ﾟωﾟ) CUT!

( ﾟωﾟ) Ms. Mittens, that was absolutely pathetic. Try again.

( ´ω`) Who are you? I haven't seen you befo ( ಠωಠ) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How do I do it, Autismpa?

( ಠωಠ) FIRST YOU MUST CHARGE YOUR LAZOR

( ´ω`) Then say "shoop da whoop!" The Kaiser sure hated to hear us say that, Junior.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shoop da whoop!

( ´ω`) And then you go back to 4chan like the little brain-damaged shithead you are.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... that's harsh.

( ´ω`) Mittens, the only place where 4chan catchphrases are funny is on 4chan. Learn it, know it, live it.

( ・-・) GRANDPA YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILLS OKAY?

( ´ω`) Firepance this.
( ・-・) STOP RAPING ME! SECURITY!

( ´ω`) ahhh... I miss the old days when raping was legal
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ) ...
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ) It wasn't ever legal...
( ´ω`) well the past is in the past

ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Did somebody call for security nya?

( ・-・) GRANDPA RAPED ME!
( ´ω`) I-I can explain!

ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ No need for an explanation.

ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Beady eyes, you're coming with me.

( ´ω`) Beady eyes was a man?!

( ´O`) Noooooooooooooooooooo!

( ・-・) Lucky for you, I'm all woman.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a woman who is not all woman?

( ´ω`) A product of gay magic.

( ・-・) I don't believe in magic.

( ´ω`) You HAVE to believe! </disney>

( ・-・) How is the magic gay?

( ´ω`) It's happy. Gay magic is happy magic.

( ・-・) Im not a happy person.

( ・ヮ・) Gay ma...

( ・-・) Crap.

( ´ω`) You shouldn't be happy. Gay magic is one of the most profoundly stupid catchphrases that ever sprung up around here. It's like we suddenly have 11 year olds posting all over this board.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the best way to stop this crappy gay magic catchphrase?

( ´ω`) That's easy Junior! Just don't respond to it. Ignore replies that contain it - you won't be missing out on anything, because they're never funny and always terrible. Assume that the poster who posts such words is a troll and a flamer. You know how we deal with trolls, right Junior?

(・∀・) Anooo....Don't feed them!

( ´ω`) That's right sonny, don't feed them! So remember, just ignore replies which contain that silly catchphrase, and the trolls will soon get bored and go away.

( ´ω`) And hopefully they'll take that beady-eyed guy with them. I hate that sonofabitch.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're the best!

( ´ω`) Yes, yes I am.

( ・-・) You're an elitist superstructuralist faggot.

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(・∀・) No, Grandpa! I mean the war! Blood and stuff!

( ´ω`) Oh, the war... yes, yes, yes...

( ´ω`) Plasma bug fire was shredding the Fleet. I was in with the 358th Mechanized Infantry, and we were burning down toward Klendathu at maximum landing insertion velocity. The dropship rattled like an earthquake in a subway station all the way down. Once on planet, we locked, loaded and started shredding the Bugs with waves of magnetically accelerated gauss needles. Puuchico was one of the first to get torn apart by the warrior bugs. We lost five more in the next two minutes, and in the end, only three of us made it to the pickup point.