( LΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.
(EΝE) Grandpa. Squeeks threw your old threads away. Don't you even care?
( LΦ`) Deleting old threads is kind of like the onset of Alzheimer's, Junior. It only really bothers other people.
( LΦ`) You will be married to Mittens, with 6,000 AA children. You invented the cure for the common cold. You will die on April 20, 4001. Hitler will then torture your soul.
(EΝE) Wait, 4001? Then, when will 1993 end?
( LΦ`) Whenever September does.
(EΝE) But what about October, November, and December?
( LΦ`) After them, obviously. What are they teaching you in school these days?
(EΝE) They teach us how to abstain from sex by using gay magic. And something about differential equations.
( LΦ`) Again with the gay magic. Is that beady-eyed faggot still here?
( E-E) For the last time! I don't believe in any magic!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what are clouds?
( LΦ`) Big clumps of water vapor high up in the atmosphere. There is some thought these days that cosmic rays interacting with that same water vapor is what causes clouds to form.
( LΦ`) Global warming proponents believe that clouds are man's fault.
(EΝE) Grandpa, do you believe in Global Warming?
( LΦ`) I believe that the world will end in 51 days. Does that count?
(EΝE) Will it be 1994 then?
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( LΦ`) No.
(EΝE) But how will I live until the year 4001 if there is no world?
( LΦ`) There's plenty of wide open real estate on Mars, boy.
( LΦ`) That, and you could simply write that it was the year 4001 on your calender, junior.
(EΝE) grandpa a firepance gibbelsig liger ux slorpadig
( LΦ`) Only if nobody was there to hear it, Junior.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, if I fart in the woods and there is nobody to hear it, did I really fart?
( LΦ`) Junior, what is the sound of one cheek flapping?
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(EΝE ) Bhao
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(EΝE ) Bhao
(EΝE) What did it sound like, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) It was the War all over again, Junior.
(EΝE) WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
(EΝE) WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
(EΝE) ...is what I keep telling to the grown-ups who are beating me.
(EΝE) What's so bad about a few windows broken? They get fresh air in their houses.
(EΝE) I bet they are jealous of my freedom.
( LΦ`) All work and no play makes Jack a millionaire, Junior.
(EΝE) Screw you, Grandpa! I'm getting my own thread!
( LΦ`) ZzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzZzzzzz....
( LΦ`) That would be the fifth time you fail then, Junior.
( LΦ`) So ronery
( E-E) I'll keep you company.
( LΦ`) Piss off.
( ίΝί) Hi, Grandpa! I'll be your new "Junior!"
( LΦ`) Ah, Hoshiko! When did I last see you?
( ίΝί) A pretty long time! What was life like before the internet?
( LΦ`) We talked a lot over the phone.
( LΦ`) Attention whore. Come back when you've jumped the shark.
( E-E) You both did that together back in the first thread.
(#EΝE) Beady eyes! Look at my scars!
(#EΝE) nghhhh
(EΝE#) aghhhh
(#EΝE#) rawrrr
( E-E) I could care less about your fucking scars. I'm fucking dead.
( LΦ`) He's Swiss cheese now.
(#EΝE) Don't you mean "I couldn't care less?"
( ίΝί) Look at mine!
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( ίΝί) aaa` junia-chaaaaaaan
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( E-E) Yes, technically it should be "I couldn't care less" but both variants are apparently accepted. Don't ask me.
( E-E) Wait, we've talked on this long enough.
( E-E) Take your pills and that spoobnumby'll be fixed right up!
( LΦ`) You said spoobnumby too, you idiot.
( LΦ`) And there doesn't seem to be any pills left.
( ΦLΦ`) ahgah spoobnumby
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(EΝE) Grandpa, did you do a lot of GAY MAGIC in your day?
(EΝE) 'kay. Grandpa, did you do a lot of MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS in your day?
( LΦ`) No, Junior, I do not do MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS.
( LΦ`) And we're not getting a cat either.
( LΦ`) Boku boku boku?
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(EΝE) I want a little sister!
( ίΝί) I'm your little sister`!
(EΝE) Alright. Let's play fucking like Mom and Dad!
( ίΝί) OW hey what the hell!
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( LΦ`) In my day, we didn't rape our sisters. You kids these days...
(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you PLAY in your day?
( LΦ`) I here by insert a witty remark with word play.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life before life ?
( LΦ`) I don't remember.
( ίΝί) a field trip
( ίΝί) a field trip
( ίΝί) a field trip
( LΦ`) I don't remember.
(EΝE) Grandpa, do I have to go to school?
( LΦ`) I don't ... WAIT, Fuck yeah!
(EΝE) Darn!
( ίΝί) Spoobnumby a firepance gibbelsig, Junior!
( ΦLΦ`) ahgah spoobnumby
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is my little sister such a retard?
( LΦ`) You don't have a little sister, Junior.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is my bigger sister such a retard?
Then, what's that thing?
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( LΦ`) OH GOD IT HAS RETURNED
( ίΝί) Grandpa, I'm going to kill you and see how Junior responds
( LΦ`) aww jeez not this shit again
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(EΝE) Oh, Grandpa's dead. I'm leaving.
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