[Part 8] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒΦ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:49

(EΝE) Grandpa. Squeeks threw your old threads away. Don't you even care?

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 00:53

( LƒΦ`) Deleting old threads is kind of like the onset of Alzheimer's, Junior. It only really bothers other people.

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, what will the world be like when I'm as old as you?

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:52

( LƒΦ`) You will be married to Mittens, with 6,000 AA children. You invented the cure for the common cold. You will die on April 20, 4001. Hitler will then torture your soul.

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 01:56

(EΝE) Wait, 4001? Then, when will 1993 end?

506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:04

( LƒΦ`) Whenever September does.

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:32

(EΝE) But what about October, November, and December?

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:52

( LƒΦ`) After them, obviously. What are they teaching you in school these days?

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 02:57

(EΝE) They teach us how to abstain from sex by using gay magic. And something about differential equations.

510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 03:29

( LƒΦ`) Again with the gay magic. Is that beady-eyed faggot still here?

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 09:51

( E-E) For the last time! I don't believe in any magic!

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 11:52

(EΝE) Grandpa, what are clouds?

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 12:58

( LƒΦ`) Big clumps of water vapor high up in the atmosphere. There is some thought these days that cosmic rays interacting with that same water vapor is what causes clouds to form.

( LƒΦ`) Global warming proponents believe that clouds are man's fault.

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 13:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you believe in Global Warming?

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 14:49

( LƒΦ`) I believe that the world will end in 51 days. Does that count?

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 15:54

(EΝE) Will it be 1994 then?

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 16:24

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518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 18:26

( LƒΦ`) No.

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 19:41

(EΝE) But how will I live until the year 4001 if there is no world?

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 19:43

( LƒΦ`) There's plenty of wide open real estate on Mars, boy.

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 19:54

( LƒΦ`) That, and you could simply write that it was the year 4001 on your calender, junior.

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 20:35

(EΝE) grandpa a firepance gibbelsig liger ux slorpadig

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4949 22:29

(EΝE) Grandpa, if a thousand sparrows flapped their wings at once would the tallest trees in the forest sway?

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 00:17

( LƒΦ`) Only if nobody was there to hear it, Junior.

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 00:32

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526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:20

(EΝE) Grandpa, if I fart in the woods and there is nobody to hear it, did I really fart?

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:25

( LƒΦ`) Junior, what is the sound of one cheek flapping?

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:52

(EΝE)

(EΝE ) Bhao

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(EΝE ) Bhao

(EΝE) What did it sound like, Grandpa?

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 06:49

( LƒΦ`) It was the War all over again, Junior.

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:02

(EΝE) WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
(EΝE) WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 19:56

(EΝE) ...is what I keep telling to the grown-ups who are beating me.
(EΝE) What's so bad about a few windows broken? They get fresh air in their houses.
(EΝE) I bet they are jealous of my freedom.

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 20:41

( LƒΦ`) All work and no play makes Jack a millionaire, Junior.

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:42

(EΝE) Screw you, Grandpa! I'm getting my own thread!

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:50

( LƒΦ`) ZzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzZzzzzz....

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:51

( LƒΦ`) That would be the fifth time you fail then, Junior.

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 22:57

( LƒΦ`) So ronery

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:00

( E-E) I'll keep you company.

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:00

( LƒΦ`) Piss off.

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:03

(™ ߁Νί) Hi, Grandpa! I'll be your new "Junior!"

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:06

( LƒΦ`) Ah, Hoshiko! When did I last see you?
(™ ߁Νί) A pretty long time! What was life like before the internet?

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 00:52

( LƒΦ`) We talked a lot over the phone.

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 10:04

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543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 13:45

( LƒΦ`) Attention whore. Come back when you've jumped the shark.

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 14:26

( E-E) You both did that together back in the first thread.

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 15:20

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546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 20:52

(#EΝE) Beady eyes! Look at my scars!
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(EΝE#) aghhhh
(#EΝE#) rawrrr

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 20:59

( E-E) I could care less about your fucking scars. I'm fucking dead.

548 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 22:08

( LƒΦ`) He's Swiss cheese now.

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 22:38

(#EΝE) Don't you mean "I couldn't care less?"

550 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 22:38

(™ ߁Νί) Look at mine!
(™ ߁Νί) kyaaaaaaa
( ߁Ν߁™) uheeee
(™ ߁Ν߁™) aaa` junia-chaaaaaaan

551 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 23:36

(#EΝE) firepance
( LƒΦ`) firepance
( ίƒΦί) firepance
( EƒΦE) firepance
( ά-ά) firepance
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Π*ί°ί) firepance
(™ ߁Νί) firepance
( E-E) firepance
( ί ƒŽί) firepance

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 00:06

( LƒΦ`) "Spoobnumby" from the last thread was a better nonsense word.

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 01:58

(#EΝE) spoobnumby
( LƒΦ`) spoobnumby
( ίƒΦί) spoobnumby
( EƒΦE) spoobnumby
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Π*ί°ί) spoobnumby
(™ ߁Νί) spoobnumby
( E-E) spoobnumby
( ί ƒŽί) spoobnumby

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 02:58

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j I'm not into the whole group shouting activity thing.
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555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 05:10

@ ƒ©__ƒ©
@i@ί m߁j spoobnumby
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556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 08:01

( E-E) Yes, technically it should be "I couldn't care less" but both variants are apparently accepted. Don't ask me.

( E-E) Wait, we've talked on this long enough.

( E-E) Take your pills and that spoobnumby'll be fixed right up!

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 15:59

( LƒΦ`) You said spoobnumby too, you idiot.

558 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 16:37

( LƒΦ`) And there doesn't seem to be any pills left.

( ƒΦLƒΦ`) ahgah spoobnumby

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 17:07

( LƒΦ`) junior spoobnumby a firepance gibbelsig ux ux feeboobahboo bimwap ia ia JUNIOR BISPLAG JUNIOOOOOR

560 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 18:52

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you do a lot of GAY MAGIC in your day?

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 19:30

( LƒΦ`) Sigh... knock it off with the GAY MAGIC catchphrase already, will you?

562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 19:32

(EΝE) It's a meme, not a catchphrase, Grandpa.

563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 19:33

( LƒΦ`) Whatever. Just stop it. It's not funny.

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 20:13

(EΝE) Memes don't have to be funny. They just have to be repeated a lot.

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 20:13

(EΝE) 'kay. Grandpa, did you do a lot of MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS in your day?

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4952 22:31

(EΝE) Is a cat fine too?
(EΝE) desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 00:11

( LƒΦ`) No, Junior, I do not do MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS.
( LƒΦ`) And we're not getting a cat either.
( LƒΦ`) Boku boku boku?

568 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 00:40

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) More like Baka Baka Baka amirite?

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 00:41

( LƒΦ`) TONIGHT WE DINE IN /DQN/

570 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 02:49

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571 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 03:36

(EΝE) I want a little sister!

572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 04:37

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573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 05:21

(™ ߁Νί) I'm your little sister`!

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 06:16

(EΝE) Alright. Let's play fucking like Mom and Dad!

575 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 06:28

(™ ߁Νί) OW hey what the hell!

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 06:39

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577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 08:52

( LƒΦ`) In my day, we didn't rape our sisters. You kids these days...

578 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 13:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you PLAY in your day?

579 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 13:18

( LƒΦ`) I here by insert a witty remark with word play.

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 13:38

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life before life ?

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 15:16

( LƒΦ`) I don't remember.

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 18:40

(™ ߁Νί) a field trip
(™ ߁Νί) a field trip
(™ ߁Νί) a field trip

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 18:56

( LƒΦ`) I don't remember.

584 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 20:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, do I have to go to school?

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 20:41

( LƒΦ`) I don't ... WAIT, Fuck yeah!

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4953 23:07

(EΝE) Darn!

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 00:00

(™ ߁Νί) Spoobnumby a firepance gibbelsig, Junior!

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 00:46

( LƒΦ`) There's already a thread for that kind of thing, you know.

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 01:05

( ƒΦLƒΦ`) ahgah spoobnumby

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 02:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is my little sister such a retard?

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 02:26

( LƒΦ`) You don't have a little sister, Junior.

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 03:26

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is my bigger sister such a retard?

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 03:39

( LƒΦ`) You're an only child, Junior.

594 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 03:49

Then, what's that thing?
(EΝE)‚Β(™ ߁Νί)

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 04:05

( LƒΦ`) OH GOD IT HAS RETURNED

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 05:25

(™ ߁Νί) Grandpa, I'm going to kill you and see how Junior responds
( LƒΦ`) aww jeez not this shit again

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 05:56

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(EΝE) Oh, Grandpa's dead. I'm leaving.

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598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 06:00

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@@@@@@@@@@i@LƒΦ`j@@WHAT THE HELL
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(™ ߁Νί) GRANDPA WAKE UP YOU'RE MISSING THE FUN

599 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 14:12

( LƒΦ`) Beady Eyes already tried that routine. It went nowhere.

600 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 14:35

(EΝE) Grandpa, what am I going to 600get for Christmas?
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