‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭DAMAGE CONTROL [☢] (☣)‭ (48)

1 Name: : 1993-09-4850 21:25

‭Move along please, nothing to see here.‭

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 21:34

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and 2GET.
 (つ   つ   
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3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 22:24

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I forgot my Geiger counter.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |     
 (__)_)  

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 22:52

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I eat raw polonium for breakfast
 (つ   つ   
 | | |     
 (__)_)  

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 15:13

123

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 15:21

>>5

Actually, the Damage Control thread has to be BELOW the backwards thread for it to work. =/

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 16:02

>>6
Actually, i was the one who posted the backwards thread =/

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 16:02

>>6
Actually, i was the one who posted the backwards thread =/

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 16:07

>>7
>>8
Actually, you double-posted.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 16:15

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭DAMAGE CONTROL [☢] (☣)‭

11 Name: : 1993-09-4851 19:56

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭THIS IS THE 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATION AND NEWS.

THIS IS NOT A TEST.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 22:18

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭DAMAGE CONTROL [☢] (☣)‭

Emergency evacuation of Raccoon City, due to faliure in the umbrella complex att 14:00 4850th of December 1993.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 13:45

neijukasij

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 17:17

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭THIS IS THE 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

KEEP THIS THREAD ABOVE THIS_IS_AN_OUTRAGE THREAD, OR SOMETHING BAD WILL SURELY HAPPEN.

LOVE,

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

15 Name: : 1993-09-4852 18:05

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭THIS IS THE 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

WARNING - ADVERTENCIA - ADVERTISSEMENT - AVVERTENZA

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM

DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS HAVE REQUESTED THAT THIS THREAD BE KEPT IMMEDIATELY BELOW THE 'THIS_IS_AN_OURAGE' THREAD, IN ORDER TO CONTAIN THE DAMAGE THAT THE THREAD IS CAUSING. THIS DAMAGE CONTROL THREAD MUST BE BELOW THE DANGEROUS OURAGE THREAD.

DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS HAVE BEEN ALERTED TO POSSIBLE TERRORIST ACTIVITY AND ADVISE THAT PEOPLE BE SUSPECT OF ANY INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM UNRELIABLE SOURCES.

DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS HAVE ASKED THAT EVERYONE REMAIN CALM, STAY INDOORS, AND CONTINUE TO WATCH THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST THREAD FOR UPDATES.

THANK YOU.
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16 Name: : 1993-09-4852 18:06

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭THIS IS THE 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

WARNING - ANUNCIO - ADVERTISSEMENT - AVVERTENZA - PUBLICITE

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM

DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS HAVE REQUESTED THAT THIS THREAD BE KEPT IMMEDIATELY BELOW THE 'THIS_IS_AN_OURAGE' THREAD, IN ORDER TO CONTAIN THE DAMAGE THAT THE THREAD IS CAUSING. THIS DAMAGE CONTROL THREAD MUST BE BELOW THE DANGEROUS OURAGE THREAD.

DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS HAVE BEEN ALERTED TO POSSIBLE TERRORIST ACTIVITY AND ADVISE THAT PEOPLE BE SUSPECT OF ANY INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM UNRELIABLE SOURCES.

DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS HAVE ASKED THAT EVERYONE REMAIN CALM, STAY INDOORS, AND CONTINUE TO WATCH THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST THREAD FOR UPDATES.

THANK YOU.
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17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 18:16

what a blatant lie

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 18:29

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and move along, nothing to see here
 (つ   つ   
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19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 21:29

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭THIS IS THE 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

YOU ARE HOT MAKE LOVE TO ME

LOVE,

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 23:00

   人     
  (__)    
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 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you're hot, I'm hot. Let's make out   
 | | |     
 (__)_)  

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 22:40

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < I am the president of Japan. Your argument is invalid.
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22 Name: : 1993-09-4854 23:22

  __     __
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〔 (◣◎◢)〕 〔 (◣◎◢)〕 < Excuse me, ma'am, we're from the 4-ch Damage Control Ministry.
 (つb づ   (つb づ    
 | | |   | | |     Please don't panic. These NBC-Hazard suits are just for show...
 (__)_)  (__)_)    I'm going to need you to answer a few questions. 

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 00:48

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24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 23:26

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

[EN] WARNING: THIS THREAD IS BEING USED TO CONTAIN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THREAD. DO NOT ENTER THIS AREA. DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD. DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS WILL SHOOT ON SIGHT.

[DE] ACHTUNG: DIESES GEWINDE WIRD BENUTZT, UM EIN MÖGLICHERWEISE GEFÄHRLICHES GEWINDE ZU ENTHALTEN. DIESEN BEREICH NICHT EINGEBEN. NICHT IN DIESEM GEWINDE BEKANNTGEBEN. BESCHÄDIGUNG STEUERmittel SCHIESSEN AUF ANBLICK.

[IT] AVVERTISMO: QUESTO FILETTO STA USANDO PER CONTENERE UN FILETTO POTENZIALMENTE PERICOLOSO. NON ENTRARE IN QUESTA ZONA. NON INVIARE IN QUESTO FILETTO. GLI AGENTI DI CONTROLLO DI DANNI SPARERANNO SU VISTA.

[FR] AVERTISSEMENT : CE FIL EST EMPLOYÉ POUR CONTENIR UN FIL POTENTIELLEMENT DANGEREUX. NE PAS ENTRER DANS CE SECTEUR. NE PAS SIGNALER EN CE FIL. LES AGENTS DE COMMANDE DE DOMMAGES TIRERONT SUR LA VUE.

[RU] ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ : эта нить, которая используется для сдерживания потенциально опасные цепочки. Не вводите этой области. Не отвечайте в эту тему. Ущерба будут стрелять без предупреждения.

[JA] 警告: この糸が可能性としては危ない糸を含んでいるのに使用されている。 この区域に入ってはいけない。 この糸で掲示してはいけない。 被害対策の代理店は視力で撃つ。

‭(☣) [☢] ‭‭‭‭4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 08:25

( ゚ -゚) Excuse me, sir, I think I may have dropped my mittens somewhere in here...

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 09:54

  __     __
 / ☣ \   / ☣ \
〔 (◣◎◢)〕 〔(◣◎◢) 〕 *whisper whisper*
 (つb づ   (つb づ    
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_)    

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 14:10

( ゚ -゚) Ano........

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 15:20

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〔 (◣◎◢)〕 〔 (◣◎◢)〕 
 (つb づ   (つb づ    
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_) 

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 05:26

( ゚ -゚) Eto........

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 07:38

  __     __
 / ☣ \   / ☣ \
〔 (◢◎◣)〕 〔 (◢◎◣)〕 
 (つb づ   (つb づ    
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_) 

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4862 11:58

( ゚ -゚) Onegai dakara.........

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 02:20

  __     __
 / ☣ \   / ☣ \
〔 ( ゚ ヮ゚)〕〔 ( ゚ ヮ゚)〕We are the mitten squad. Bow before us!
 (つb づ   (つb づ    
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_) 

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 02:38

  __     __
 / ☣ \   / ☣ \
〔 (◢◎◣)〕 〔 (◢◎◣)〕 Fools! Put your masks back on!
 (つb づ   (つb づ    What are you, VIP quality?
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_) 

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 02:55

  __     
 / ☣ \__  
〔 (◣◎/ /
 (つ/ O    Alright, what's going on here?
 | | ̄|     Cpl Hamasaki? Why do your troops
 (__)_) Have no helmets, and talk of mittens?

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 03:22

  __    
 /☣☣\  
〔 (◢◎◣)〕 The radiation is make us crazy
 (つ` づ  And someone has released a supply of emergency mittens.  
 | | | Should we evacuate the premises?  
 (__)_)

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 01:30

  __     
 / ☣ \__  
〔 (◣◎/ /
 (つ/ O    Ok, we've managed to contain the damage to only one board.
 | | ̄|     Sadly, that board is love and romance.
 (__)_) Luckily, love and romance is of little concern to the modern hikkimori

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 02:39

  __     __
 / ☣ \   / ☣ \
〔 ( ゚ ヮ゚)〕〔 ( ゚ ヮ゚)〕That's hikikomori to you!
 (つb づ   (つb づ    
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_) 

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 02:24

  __     __
 / ☣ \   / ☣ \
〔 (◣◎◢)〕 〔 (◣◎◢)〕 Dammit! The Colonel took away our mittens and is
 (つb づ   (つb づ    piping Michael Bolton through our ear pieces to keep us mean
 | | |   | | |     
 (__)_)  (__)_) 

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 10:30

  __    
 / ☣ \  
〔 (◢◎◣)〕 Pick up that can.
 (つb づ    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 14:00

  __     
 / ☣ \__  
〔 (◣◎/ /
 (つ/ O    Sargent, you'll never make it up the ranks by attempting petty excercises in power
 | | ̄|     
 (__)_) 

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 14:03

 __     
 / ☣ \__  
〔 (◣◎/ /
 (つ/ O    Now get me another pop.
 | | ̄|     
 (__)_) 

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 21:25

  __    
 / ☆ \  
〔 (◣◎◢)〕 Alright, I'm the Damage Control High Commander -
 Ïつb づ   What's going on here? Corporal? Is the damage controlled?
 | | |   
 (__)_)  

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 21:48

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〔 (◢◎◣)〕 Absolutely, the damage has not spread outside of the internet.
 (つb づ ...much.    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 02:40

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〔 (◣◎◢)〕 < Much?!?!
 Ïつb づ            PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEE!
 | | |   
 (__)_)  

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 11:47

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 / ☣ \__  
〔 (◣◎/ / Commander, damage reported in Sweden as well
 (つ/ O    as other nordic countries, what are your
 | | ̄|    commands?
 (__)_) 

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 12:01

  __    
 / ☆ \  
〔 (◣◎◢)〕 Let it happen. No one cares about
 Ïつb づ   them anyway.
 | | |   
 (__)_)  

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 18:06

  __    
 /☣☣\  
〔 (◢◎◣)〕 But I'm an 1/8th Swedish! My Great grandfather
 (つ` づ Johann Smorgasbord came from there.   
 | | |  
 (__)_)

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 13:42

    ___ 
  / ☆\  
 〔 (◣◎◢)〕  
  (つ   つ 
  | | |     
  (__)_)
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