Hi Robert Martin! We know where you live and know what you did last night! You've been warned.
You may register your name by following these steps:
1) Call three people in Anime either Wapanese or Otaku
2) Post a babelfish translation onto “ú–{Œê
3) Come up with one original piece of ASCII ART and post it on AA Bar
4) On Tech, post with the title "Please Register name: password"
5) Wait at least two weeks for a sysadmin to give you official registered status
It's a bit tricky of a procedure, but we do what we have to do to keep the trolls out. Be sure to follow the rules in the link posted above.